Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Apr 14, 2009, 8:18 pm
The iPod Mute with its two wireless earbuds. Notice the amazing lack of controls or screen on the iPod. Worried by teenagers playing music too loudly into their ears, Apple has today released the ‘iPod Mute’, designed to play music completely silently. The user simply places the wireless earbud...
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Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Apr 13, 2009, 8:30 pm
My good friend *cough* shady dealings partner *cough* Kimmy. As the title suggests, I am back, and the hiatus was not a hernia. It was indeed a working holiday with the Chairman to sort out some business. Needless to say, the business was sorted, and now North Korea has a ‘communications’ satel...
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Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Mar 7, 2009, 7:17 pm
The wondrous 'sky-water', along with a 'sky-water-bow'. Residents of the Australian state of South Australia have begun wondering why water is falling from the sky – an event that most people thought was merely a folk tale. Known as ‘rain’ to most people, the word has fallen out of South Aus...
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Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Feb 28, 2009, 12:13 am
Act 4 of Ram's rendition of Swan Lake. His use of street lighting and extremely well-dressed homeless ballerinas makes for a mystical performance. Ram Venkatararam, the owner of the Food Here Convenience Store, has become the latest victim of the current economic turmoil. He has made the best out o...
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Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Feb 25, 2009, 12:51 am
"Hello," says the glorious roflMao! It’s something that I wrote about many moons (okay, about three months) ago, but have now put into action – a blog about stupid laws that should exist in your ideal dictatorship. It’s called Chairman roflMao, and I recommend checking it out and perhaps su...
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Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Feb 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
Pacman must be completed to decode the media. In response to the growing problem of piracy, the music and movie industries have banded together to develop an unbreakable encryption method, which they claim will immediately stop piracy. For legitimately downloaded media, the user can easily decode ...
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Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Feb 14, 2009, 6:20 pm
One of the quality rugs on offer. For the first time in his career as a rug salesman, a man only known as ‘That everything must go guy’ has told the truth about a sale – everything actually did need to go. The man’s rug store, Rug Me Up Scotty, was being converted into a politician/lawyer/...
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Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Feb 9, 2009, 5:30 pm
Phake Eye Dee in the SCG, disguised as a cricketer. A Sydney man has managed to steal the city’s famous SCG, using several sticks of chewing gum, a fake ID, and a flock of hummingbirds. The man, only known as Phake Eye Dee, managed to enter the SCG using a forged maintenance worker’s ID, and s...
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Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Feb 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Chuck Norris being shown a Bambi figurine at an Air Force awards show. Chuck Norris – a man known for his super-human strength and disturbing fury – has been caught by his wife watching the Disney classic Bambi. “I was shocked to find him watching Bambi. It was the first time I’ve seen him...
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Brad N. posted an article on WordPump - Feb 6, 2009, 12:43 am
Harry Potter before the incident. The world’s most famous child magician, Harry Potter, has been taken to Hogspital following a painful encounter with a broomstick while playing Quidditch – his favourite sport. Potter was flying on the broomstick, when a spectator yelled a personal remark abou...
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