Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 19, 2009, 8:33 am
As the queen of crass LiLu puts it: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, â€...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 18, 2009, 7:34 am
*Yeah, I’m about to tell you random things that are on my mind, mostly because I have a few things on my mind that even my genius (bahahaha) brain cannot connect in comprehensible paragraphs. *...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 17, 2009, 8:35 am
I am just going to go ahead and brush over the fact that I have been a horrible little blogger the last few days. I don’t really have an excuse  except for that life has kind of taken over a li...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 12, 2009, 8:50 am
As the queen of crass LiLu puts it: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 11, 2009, 9:15 am
I’ve read quite a few posts lately about the decision of whether or not to go public with your blogs. In fact, just yesterday, I read a very thought provoking post about blog anonymity from You&...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 10, 2009, 8:07 am
OK wow. This is going to be more difficult than I thought. I know that sounded like I am about to announce something huge.  Well I’m not. Unless you are interested in the fact that my forehead...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 6, 2009, 8:19 am
First, (in the voice of Chandler Bing) Can this week BE any longer?? I think not, my friend. But I’m not here to complain. All is good in the life of me. Really great actually. I cannot stop sm...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 5, 2009, 8:08 am
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 4, 2009, 8:17 am
I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t  really think I can stress enough how much I  would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes,  eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 3, 2009, 8:26 am
I blame my parents for putting me in dance classes and theater  at such a young age, but I truly believe that I was born to be on stage. Even if that stage is just a tiny stage at the front of a bar,...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Nov 2, 2009, 12:29 pm
WARNING: This post may include gratuitous pictures. The boobs that you see are obviously not real. But if you are on a work computer they may look real from a distance. Just sayin. I am in serious aw...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 30, 2009, 1:38 pm
Ok. Take two. I spent all morning writing a post that just disappeared to… I have no fucking clue where. Forgive me if this is grammatically retarded and completely un-pc, but I don’t fee...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 29, 2009, 8:21 am
As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many reader...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 28, 2009, 11:45 am
I know I’m a little late posting, but better late than never right? First off, I have a confession. I totally cheated on my “no drinking for almost a week” pact with myself. I have ...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 27, 2009, 8:25 am
One of my favorite things about the  cold weather is the increase in the number of movie nights that my roommates and I have.  More specifically, there is an increase in the number of  “scary...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 26, 2009, 9:40 am
I”m going to be a little brief today as I am busy as hell, but I do have a few things to say. My blog is entirely too easy to find. For the most part, it doesn’t really bother me. I talk...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 23, 2009, 8:15 am
It’s one of those days where I really just cannot think straight. I have either gone out of town or had really big plans the last few weekends- and I’m not sure my body can take any more....
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 22, 2009, 8:15 am
As the hilarious Lilu always says***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 21, 2009, 8:46 am
I find I often use this blog as a means of bitching, so I figure it’s about time to raise my glass to the finer points in life. Because while the shit may fly, sometimes it hits the guy behind y...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 20, 2009, 9:20 am
After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events. Actua...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 19, 2009, 2:38 pm
Dear State Fair of Texas, We need to have some words. Before you think that this is all going to be bad, I did have a lot of fun. I especially enjoyed petting the llamas and watching those baby pigl...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 16, 2009, 8:04 am
It seems that recently I  have been using my Fridays as an opportunity to reflect on how much I suck at life. Or on “shitty” things that have happened to me. Or how I’m probably dyi...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 15, 2009, 8:24 am
As posted by LiLu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers ...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 14, 2009, 3:02 pm
I don’t usually like to use this blog as a means of dumping my emotions. It’s not that I am particularly private… I just tend to like to bottle up my feelings until I realize that I&...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 14, 2009, 8:11 am
But I’m kind of a big deal… Yes, yes, yes… Light the fire works, sound the victory bells, pour the champagne… Wait! I’ll just drink from the bottle, thanks! Because it...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 13, 2009, 8:22 am
I have told you before that technology hates me. Like, bad.  I pick up a phone, and it loses service. I sit in front of a computer, and it completely quits working. Since I’ve been at my curren...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 12, 2009, 8:13 am
Aside from finding out I had $44 dollars credit on my Blockbuster account, I had a pretty uneventful weekend. I went home to my parent’s house for a night and realized I’m not ready to acc...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 9, 2009, 8:52 am
Oh.. I’m not saying I don’t have any talents. I think I’m good at several things. I have mastered nearly every yoga pose, I give great back massages, I make badass salmon croquettes,...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 8, 2009, 8:26 am
As posted by LiLu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers ...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 7, 2009, 8:06 am
First off, I want to give a great big huge boobies against your chest hug to all of you who have been coming back repeatedly and commenting. Thank you thank you thank you!!! I feel like I’m stil...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 6, 2009, 9:09 am
I’ve told you before that even though I have only been blogging for a few months, I have kept a diary journal for a very, very, very long time. Even though I consider myself quite awesome these ...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 5, 2009, 8:34 am
Oh Monday. If you were a person I would give you a swirly and stuff you into a locker. Despite the fact that it’s Monday and I have come down with what I can only assume is the  swine flu- I&#...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 2, 2009, 8:11 am
Can it be true? Are you fucking serious? It’s Friday? Hells to the yeah! Not only is it Friday, but I get to leave work at noon today to head to Austin. The only thing that could make this bet...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Oct 1, 2009, 8:17 am
As posted by Lilu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers ...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Sep 30, 2009, 8:34 pm
I’m  even a worse person than I thought. In case you didn’t see my last post, I pretty much demolished a bird yesterday. There’s something else I failed to tell you. Yesterday mo...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Sep 30, 2009, 8:35 am
Let me preface this with the fact that I am a lover of all creatures of the Earth. Except maybe cats. But other than putting the occasional dab of Tabasco sauce on my roommate’s cat’s to...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Sep 29, 2009, 8:21 am
Today will be the day! A new leaf off the tree- I’ll spend each bit of precious time Only doing good for me I plan to get up early, Maybe go for a long run. I would really like to watch T....
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Sep 28, 2009, 8:07 pm
* This week could really not go any slower. To begin with, I have horrible cramps.   I’m also going through a bit of emotional distress- which means no sleep, emotional eating, and about 3 tim...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Sep 26, 2009, 12:27 pm
I don’t know whether to celebrate or pity myself that I have hit 100 posts in what? 3 months? Either way, I am hungover enough that in 5 minutes, I will have laid my head back down; drowned in ...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Sep 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
Yesterday’s “driving home from work” conversation with my best friend- Me: sighhhhhhhh… Me: sighhhhhhhhhhhhh…. **wine sound. My Bestie: WHAT? WHAT IS WRONG THIS TIME? ...
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Carissa J. posted an article on Carissa Jaded - Sep 24, 2009, 1:04 pm
As posted by Lilu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers ...
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