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More like Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's BONE! - right everybody?

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 21, 2009, 11:56 am
(I took a break from cleaning just because I thought of that when I saw the book on the floor (this is why I never get anything done.)) Posted via email from Chase Roper's posterous
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Being a stay-at-home-dad has it's challenges

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 19, 2009, 1:29 pm
Today I rearranged my living room, cleaned off the entertainment center, and baked a pie. Oh, and also got my period. Posted via email from Chase Roper's posterous
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Some news jokes

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 18, 2009, 1:01 pm
Sometimes (often times) the news jokes I send in for one of my awesome gigs don't quite make the cut. I don't think that means they shouldn't be read at all. Since I have no standards for ...
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The bright side of life for music monday

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 16, 2009, 1:39 pm
It's music monday out in twitterville, so here's a song that popped into my head this morning. Bright Side Of Life - Harry Nilsson
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Link: What the heck is up with Katt Williams these days?

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 14, 2009, 10:26 am
Click to read the whole story. . .Punchline Magazine Blog » Katt Williams kicked out of the Four Seasons - Comedy Blog, Comedy News, and all things in Stand Up Comedy. Enter your email address:...
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Morning coffee

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 13, 2009, 11:27 am
5 scoops of Simply Smooth coffee, 2 dashes of nutmeg, 2 dashes of ginger and 3 dashes of cinnamon. It's like Christmas in a cup. Posted via email from Chase Roper's posterous
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I'm going to be a judge!

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 11, 2009, 6:36 pm
I will be a judge tomorrow night for the Seattle International Comedy Competition at the Auburn Avenue Theater at 7:30. Comedy at The Ave is proud to host the first round of the 30th Annual Seat...
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Chase Roper has updated the About Me section

Contest: Winner (its a few days late)!

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 9, 2009, 6:44 am
Congratulations are in order for comedian, Mikey 2 Shoes for winning my contest (and my heart) with his ridiculous picture/entry. As soon as he shoots me his phone # I will be doing some private writi...
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a quick audio update from Dylan Gadino on small changes at Punchline Magazine

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 6, 2009, 10:37 am
Dylan Gadino, founder and editor-in-chief at PunchlineMagazine.com gives a quick update via AudioBoo. Listen! Enter your email address: Subscribe in a reader
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Wal-Mart thanks me for my letter about their horrible milk containers

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 4, 2009, 1:05 pm
Dear Chase, Thank you for contacting us and sharing your recent experience with Great Value Milk. We regret that we did not meet your expectations, as customer satisfaction is highly important to...
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I'm writing jokes for the new iphone app 'This Just In' by iLarious!

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 4, 2009, 10:08 am
Like a late night talk show host's monologue on your iphone. That's the best way I can describe the "This Just In" iphone app. Developed by Fred Graver and his team at iLarious.com, the iphone...
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turning 30 tomorrow

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Nov 1, 2009, 8:25 pm
Thanks to my buddy Bill for telling me about this song; Top Of The Roller Coaster - David Wilcox I used that semi-colon incorrectly. Enter your email address: Subscribe i...
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Hey, Wal-Mart, your new case-less milk jugs are retarded

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 30, 2009, 5:41 pm
Dear Wal-Mart, Congratulations on your latest successful accomplishment in the dairy retail industry. Assuming, that your goal when redesigning your plastic milk containers was to have me spill m...
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Contest: Win a months worth of writing for your website or blog

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 29, 2009, 11:55 pm
This may be one of my best or worst ideas yet, but let's have a contest and give away something for free! Up for grabs is one month's worth of once a week blog posts from yours truly. Whatever...
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I'm not going to ask anyone to join my Facebook fan page

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 27, 2009, 9:54 am
However, I will passively bring it up online and let people decide on their own. That's how things done. . . eventually. - http://bit.ly/9GpVT Posted via email from Chase Roper's posterous
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Things I've learned being a stay at home dad: Part 2

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 26, 2009, 5:37 pm
The best thing about getting your child a new awesome toy that they want to spend every second of the day with is the leverage it gives you to bend their will as you please. This also works with ...
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If I had a million dollars. . .

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 25, 2009, 12:12 pm
I bet one fun thing to do if you had a million dollars would be to hire a bunch of people at minimum wage during October and give them lots of gift cards to go to different stores across the nation wh...
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These iphone applications are amazing

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 23, 2009, 10:03 am
At a restaurant last week. Me: I really want to eat something that tastes like both potato skins, chives, cheese, and bacon. Oh, and sour cream. All of those tastes in one small food that I could eat ...
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An effective and time saving way to use Twitter in just 10 minutes

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 22, 2009, 5:21 pm
http://bit.ly/4n4rBm - A lot of my friends ask me about using Twitter, or sometimes I see comics who are in need of some time savers when it comes to social networking. This gal is an expert and I'...
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how parents can help make scary movie watching easier on their kids

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 21, 2009, 11:51 am
An article on MSNBC says that a new study suggests that parents who watch scary movies or TV shows with their children actually make the experience more frightening for their kids than if the children...
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But seriously. . .

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 20, 2009, 4:33 pm
There is no better way to tell a crowd that your last joke did much more horribly than you anticipated while also segueing into a new joke than saying . "but seriously." I mean, right? Posted via ema...
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been building sandcastles

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 20, 2009, 12:31 pm
I recently spent about a month pouring myself into a project and putting every other commitment I had on hold for the hopes of a great pay-off. In fact, you could say it all started over the summer an...
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our winner is . . . @davidkahler who will be mostly likely lending his fold out to me on the 2nd and 3rd!

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 17, 2009, 12:31 pm
Thanks good friend. I guess sometimes you aren't that gay after all. Posted via email from Chase Roper's posterous
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I'm heading to NYC! (maybe)

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 16, 2009, 6:04 pm
Alright - I have a trip planned to NYC for 10/31 - 11/4. One of those days is my birthday and it looks like I will have a place to sleep in Brooklyn for the first two night I'm there, but I need...
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Remember when I was going to write a House spec script? yeah I forgot too.

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 15, 2009, 11:46 pm
Well, I'm back on! My new goal is to always be working on a new script whether a hired project or one for a later pitch. So first, House and then The Office. Then my own idea. Then something else....
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six year old boy is trapped 7,000ft off the ground in homemade balloon craft

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 15, 2009, 2:25 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/index.html And my wife thought it was a bad idea when I wanted to build my own balloon craft with a passenger basket made of bricks. Who's la...
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I'll be live on the internet waves at 11am for my once in a while podcast

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 14, 2009, 12:07 pm
the show is titled 'Comedy Comedy Comedy' so that's three comedies in one internet broadcast. You won't find that anywhere else. Click here to tune in - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ch...
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Not winning an Andy Kaufman Award and beyond!

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 13, 2009, 10:48 am
The email came down last night informing all the contestants for the 2009 Andy Kaufman Award that they did not make it into the semi-finals. I received that email. Regardless, I think I'm still go...
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Breast cancer awareness month awareness

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 12, 2009, 7:45 pm
Couldn't Safeway - instead of spending all this money on creating, developing, producing, and hanging pink signage all throughout every store to raise everyone's awareness that their company i...
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I'm not a stand-up comic, I'm a writer, comedian

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 12, 2009, 12:24 pm
My drive and determination lately have reminded me of Nicolas Cage in Family Man. I went from a laser focus on a writing career, to a laser focus on a comedy writing career, to a laser focus on being ...
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I just created my very own social networking site

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 7, 2009, 12:08 pm
it's called The Chase Roper Social Network. Join it won't you? (psst you can also make your own and I will join it. I'm just saying.) http://chaseroper.ning.com Posted via email from Cha...
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A courageous post about my mom

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 6, 2009, 10:58 am
I had pull this post. Turns out it was one of my worst ideas ever. I'll replace it with an even better idea next week. Maybe a nice picture of a cat hanging off a screen door or something. ...
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Things I've learned being a stay at home dad

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 5, 2009, 12:25 pm
My 5 year old loves to watch House with me. I told him last week that Dr. House wouldn't be the main doctor in the hospital, but instead Dr. Foreman would be. "Which one is Dr. Foreman?" ...
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just installed the ULTIMATE toolbar on http://www.chaseroper.com

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 3, 2009, 11:11 am
go check it out, let me know what you think! thanks @wibiya ! Posted via email from Chase's posterous
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photoshopping a website logo

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Oct 2, 2009, 7:02 pm
I'm trying out Weebly.com to throw together a website and launch my super ultimate SEO and Social Media Coaching. I'll probably throw a grand-opening contest for my Social Media ENGAGE package...
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Does Roman Polanski deserve more jail time?

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 30, 2009, 12:18 pm
In 1977, Roman Polanski had sex every which way to Tuesday with a 13 year-old-girl that he loaded with alcohol and half a Quaalude. Whether or not the girl was consenting or not, she was a minor and i...
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Punchline Magazine 4th Anniversary show

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 29, 2009, 11:29 pm
I would seriously LOVE to be here for this event. Let's see, I think it is the FOURTH one I've missed since I started writing for them. I want to, its just that there's like 48 states in b...
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How we should deal with Iran's nuclear weapon

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 25, 2009, 10:49 pm
You know how Donald Duck caught Hewey, Dewey, and Lewey with his cigars once and so he made them smoke them all at once really quick until they got sick? That's what we should do with Iran. We sho...
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How to start your own open mic - a new hub

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 24, 2009, 11:27 pm
my new "how to" comedy article http://bit.ly/13wnF7 Posted via email from Chase's posterous
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All my updates are handled by Posterous.com now

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 24, 2009, 10:17 am
I'm overcome with joy. Posted via email from Chase's posterous
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New 'How To' Comedy articles coming soon!

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 23, 2009, 1:57 pm
I decided the best way to increase traffic and sustain regular readers for any blog or website would be to offer something valuable to them while still being focused on the micro niche your blog belon...
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The Comedy Bible: From Stand-up to Sitcom--The Comedy Writer's Ultimate "How To" Guide

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 18, 2009, 2:31 pm
Do you want to turn your sense of humor into a career? If the answer is yes, then Judy Carters The Comedy Bible is for you. It is a very comprehensive resource to help you turn your funny writing...
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Girl burns down church during service

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 16, 2009, 4:08 pm
According to this news story, a 15 year old girl set fire to her church during service because she hates going to church and worships Satan. Well, if that's so, then where do you do all of yo...
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Why God turned my life upside down?

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 14, 2009, 6:34 pm
First Kanye West is interrupting Taylor Swift at the MTV Music Video Awards, and now my coffee pot isn't working. Why God!? WHY!!?? Enter your email address: Subscribe in a r...
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Announcing the Kyle Cease Standup Bootmap

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 9, 2009, 1:23 pm
Learn how to succeed in stand-up comedy from some of the most successful comics working today Have you always wanted to be a stand-up comic? Are you already working in stand-up and want to push y...
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People and computers don't mix. Unless you are really good at stirring.

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 2, 2009, 4:46 pm
Some people were never meant to own a computer. I'm sure some of you have at least one friend who is constantly badgering you about fixing a problem on their computer, or helping them do anything ...
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Male chicks get killed in grinders, don't buy eggs!

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Sep 1, 2009, 4:57 pm
I just read about this video that Mercy for Animals secretly recorded of an egg hatchery tossing male chicks into a giant grinder. Some executive director guy of Mercy for Animals, said most people wo...
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Adam 'DJ AM' Goldstein found dead

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Aug 28, 2009, 6:58 pm
That's too bad about DJ AM's death. He was a pretty good musical artist. I never really listened to any of his work but I mean, he had kids. . . or he wanted kids. Or maybe he was just nice to...
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Endorsements and testamonials

Chase Roper posted an article on Chase Roper | writer, stand-up comic - Aug 27, 2009, 11:17 pm
Look what people are saying about me! "In a very short time, Chase has become an important voice in the community of journalists who cover the comedy industry on a national level." - Ron Reid, Pr...
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About Me

Chase Roper is a brilliantly subtle and bitingly sarcastic writer and humorist from Lacey, WA. He has comedy writing featured in the nationally published celebrity gossip magazine Life&Style and has performed his version of stand-up comedy at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club. Currently, Chase is one of many talented writers creating jokes for the new hilarious iPhone application "This Just In" created by, Fred Graver. Chase has been a regular contributing writer for the premier stand-up comedy publication, PunchlineMagazine.com since 2005.

While it might not be relevant to his comedy career, Chase feels it is important to mention that he is also an expert on the subject of zombies, and martial arts movies. At home Chase is often referred to as Husband or Dad, probably on account of having a wife for 10 years and four children.

Also,"bitingly" might not be a real word.
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