Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Apr 6, 2008, 12:19 am
I had that same dream the other night. The one where I had gotten involved in a mass marriage in a park the year before-- One of the ones with hundreds of people marrying each other under the auspices of some cultish leader on a dais, Only my wedding hadn’t been that successful, and...
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Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Mar 29, 2008, 12:57 pm
find 599 other guys to ride into Valley of Deathevil twinstie sheets together, drop them out window and shimmy down after bed checkannex Polandthrow toaster in bathtub so it looks like heart failureafter henchman crushes Bond, irradiate US ...
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Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Mar 27, 2008, 11:55 am
Julia Roberts needs my help, clearly. Let's look at how things are going for the former mega-star:her last major box-office hit was Ocean's Eleven, and she didn't even get to be one of the eleven--six years ago.Charlie Wilson's War, napped its way through its opening weekend. Also, Julia played a...
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Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Mar 20, 2008, 9:40 am
rude questions for meditation Meditation is a critical element of Zen Rude-ism. It is just as Pying-Pyong asked his pupils, "Why don't you go someplace perhaps no less than a million miles away and sit in a position that you find uncomfortable for you to be in so you'll stop with the bothering of p...
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Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Mar 17, 2008, 12:47 pm
I had a pimple once-- largely a tiny blemish-- but when it wouldn’t go away, when it just sat there, quiet and well-behaved on my face, comfortably situated like a gracious house guest who won’t leave, who has outstayed an invitation he never had, when it did absolutely nothing as hard and fast ...
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Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Mar 13, 2008, 8:02 pm
I considered it my patriotic duty to kill some shorter trees in order to create the tree-death (printable) version of this post. Also, I said "duty"! Hee-hee! Or you can click here to read the longer original version of the post. Or you can wait and read the longer version two days ago, when I poste...
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Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Mar 11, 2008, 8:09 pm
I considered it my patriotic duty to kill some trees in order to create the tree-death (printable) version of this post. Also, I said "duty"! Hee-hee! Or you can click here to read the shorter Cliffs Notes version of the post. Or you can wait and read the shorter Cliffs Notes version tomorrow, wh...
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Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Mar 8, 2008, 5:08 pm
There is a fine Irish lad named Tom Quilligan, and if you let him drink once, then he will again. I bought him round after round Last time I was in town, And the S.O.B. stuck me with the bill again.
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Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Mar 6, 2008, 9:00 pm
rain barrel outside hut stocked with something that clearly wasn't Evianduring documentary filming, vegan hyenas refused to eat wounded gazellesides of rhinos used as ad space for GAP and Verizon"Serengeti" is a really really funny word when you're drunknothing tastes better than barbecue ...
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Chris M. posted an article on ChrisMcColl.com - Mar 3, 2008, 1:12 pm
the rude-ist view of karma Conventional Zen teaches that any deed which stems from an intention of desire, hate, or delusion will create a response in the Universe. Put simply, the Universe acts on us as an effect of the way we ourselves behave. The Zen Rude-ist understands this, but figures, '...
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