Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Nov 28, 2009, 2:58 pm
So one of my overtly gay friends was talking today about how he was so excited to sell expensive handbags to bratty girls and their hott college boyfriends and dads.  I’m neither gay, nor a bra...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Nov 12, 2009, 9:57 pm
So, as I just got done updating my Twitter, Facebook AND the CeeKow, I figured I should elaborate on my blog, not that something like this needs a long, drawn out explanation.  Maybe it’s more ...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Nov 11, 2009, 7:58 pm
I don’t know whether I should be embarrassed for these men, or joyed that they found a product that works for them and their needs.  Experience the Mantyhose. Posted in Good Day Tagged: Mantyho...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Nov 8, 2009, 4:31 pm
I have done so much learning and writing and thinking and job-ing in the last few days, I think I deserve a vacation, but I can’t have one until I either finish my grad school applications or di...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Nov 1, 2009, 3:26 pm
You sneaky bitch. You know, the time change wouldn’t be so difficult if I understood it.  I mean, I get the concept; Spring forward, Fall back.  That’s not hard.  What pisses me off is that I s...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Oct 29, 2009, 8:16 pm
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Oct 28, 2009, 9:51 pm
On Friday is the annual halloween decorations contest at work and I really want to win.  The theme chosen by the decorators is ‘Haunted Hospital’.  We have hung up hospital supplies and ...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Oct 27, 2009, 9:56 pm
One of my best friends and 75% of my current coworkers have gone home or stayed home sick because of the piggy flu somewhere in their households.  Is my immune system just this good, or doth somethin...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Oct 25, 2009, 6:20 pm
But in the best way possible!  Check it out!  This morning when I asked what he had planned for today, he made some halfhearted attempt to explain football or golf or some other manly sport that is...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Oct 18, 2009, 10:49 am
Here I am, sitting at work, bored as hell because people don’t call me on the weekends.  Luckily I have permission from my boss to leave early if the call volume doesn’t pick up by 1pm as...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Oct 16, 2009, 9:00 pm
SO, my dog eats cat poop.  I feel like there is some sort of online support group I should join.  I have been all over the interwebs and I am at my wit’s end about this.  I thought I was be...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Oct 15, 2009, 9:34 am
If I haven’t mentioned this before, it’s because I’m embarrassed.  For the past, oh I don’t know, 16-20 MONTHS, I have not had a hot shower.  I’ve had cold showers and ...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Oct 10, 2009, 10:17 am
It’s Homecoming Weekend, let’s get ready to party! To be honest, I find it hard to get excited for Homecoming after High School when my only concern was a date and a pretty dress.  ItR...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Sep 26, 2009, 2:05 pm
to talk about my new job and how I simultaneously love it and loathe it.  I won’t tell you where I work for security reasons.  I anticipate everyone has a mental list like this. Love Time bet...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Sep 23, 2009, 7:23 pm
For 36 hours every month, I praise God for aspirin.  I realize I don’t have it as bad as some, but those 36 hours are murder.  I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, I can’t sit up with...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Sep 19, 2009, 1:39 pm
By Dooce.  Lusty Ladies, Please DO NOT read this until you have finished the book and formulated your own opinion.  Apparently the lame-o internets are not going to let me upload a picture, so I wil...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Sep 11, 2009, 6:45 pm
Nessa the kitten cat was a ’surprise’ gift from Hubby for our one year anniversary.  I use the word ’surprise’ loosely for a couple of reasons.  One, he brought me to the sto...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Sep 7, 2009, 12:13 pm
Dear Co-worker Who Doesn’t Speak to Anyone in the Office, I’m fine with not talking to you “socially”, but when I ask you a question, you damn well better not look down on me a...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Sep 6, 2009, 4:21 pm
While in the bathroom during the day, at various times, I think of things.  These are their stories.  Doink, doink. Since the NFL season has started up again, I will be having less sex, be irritate...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Sep 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Apparantly, new job doesn’t care if I blog at work.  I’m not dumb enough to make the same mistake twice!  I asked, and as always, I will never blog about work. You may have wondered if I...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Aug 2, 2009, 9:53 pm
Today was a pretty uneventful day.  Storm in the morning, watched some Family Guy on the laptop before lunch, lunch, visited with the relatives, dinner, more visiting, tried to watch the movie Alexan...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Aug 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Here’s to a new month filled with new, more exciting jobs and promising futures! Posted in Good Day
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Jul 30, 2009, 12:15 pm
I just this article about a Stiletto Spy School for soccer moms.  Shooting practice in heels.  Obstacle course in heels.  Knife fighting.  IN HEELS. This could not only be fun, but help me realize...
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Christin R. posted an article on Static Monkey - Jul 24, 2009, 4:37 pm
It may be July, but it is still freezing in my office. Considering buying this USB powered foot warmer to keep my tootsies warm as the fall and winter months roll in. P.S. I’m not dead. I’m just ...
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