Chris Wysocki

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Thursday Thermionic Thunder, the Mark Zuckerberg (Almost) Endorses Mitt Romney edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 9, 2012, 12:17 pm
Facebook needs an irony button. Mark Zuckerberg "liked" a snarky comment someone added to a Mitt Romney link. But Facebook's software propagated the "like" onto the link, and in the process stripped the comment. The end result? Mark Zuckerberg appeared to "like" Mitt Romney for&...
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NJEA union honcho: You can't have school vouchers because "Life's not fair"

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 8, 2012, 3:20 pm
It's no surprise that teachers unions oppose school vouchers. What is surprising though is just how blatantly cavalier they are about it. Appearing on NJTV this past Sunday, NJEA (New Jersey Education Association) Executive Director Vincent Giordano moc...
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Waltzing With Wednesday's Winner, or Rick Santorum is the "Not Romney" flavor of the week

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 8, 2012, 10:13 am
The Rick Santorum bandwagon is gaining momentum. He went 3 for 3 last night, winning in Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri. On the other hand, total delegates awarded as a result of his landslide? Zero. It's still a long way to Tampa du...
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The Ninth Circuit rules in favor of gay "marriage". Also, water is wet, the sky is blue.

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 7, 2012, 9:18 pm
I suppose I have to say something, seeing as how the Ninth Circuit came down from On High this morning to proclaim a Constitutional Right to gay "marriage." As if anyone expected them to find otherwise? C'mon, these Ninth Circuit guys...
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Torrential Tuesday Tousle, the Fluoridated Water Is A Communist Plot edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 7, 2012, 2:10 pm
I had a math teacher in high school who swore fluoridated water was a Communist plot. If Mr. Nagle was still with us he'd be laughing at the NJ legislature's latest attempt to improve our dental health. A bill working its way through the New Jerse...
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Meet Pepe Cardona, the next Marc Rich

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 7, 2012, 12:06 pm
Well, isn't this special. Brothers of Pepe Cardona, who fled drug and fraud charges in the US in 1994, began raising money for Obama last year. Brothers Carlos and Alberto Rojas Cardona, who live and work in Chicago, began rais...
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Majestic Monday Melodies, The Day After The Super Bowl Edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 6, 2012, 12:14 pm
Seen on Facebook: The day after the Super Bowl should become a federal holiday. "National Recovery Day" I'll drink to that. Congrats to the Giants for smacking down the hatred Bellicheats twice in four years. Matt'...
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Newt understands what's at stake in Obama's war on religious freedom

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 5, 2012, 1:43 pm
I am lovin' me some Newt Gingrich this morning. "The Obama Administration has declared war on the religious freedom in this country and people need to understand that." Sadly St. Al's chose to again ignore Arch...
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My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Illusion of Falling Unemployment edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 4, 2012, 12:05 pm
Yesterday's announcement of an 8.3% unemployment rate, the best it's been in more than 3 years, is a lie. A Big Fat Honker Of A Lie. Unless you believe that 1.2 million people suddendly took themselves out of the labor force in one mo...
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Komen capitulates, caves to the Abortion-Industrial Complex

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 3, 2012, 11:50 am
That didn't take long. The Susan G. Komen Foundation caved to the merchants of death. We will continue to fund existing grants, including those of Planned Parenthood, and preserve their eligibility to apply for future grants. Yes, thos...
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Just when you thought the presidential election follies couldn't get any weirder

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 3, 2012, 9:41 am
Roseanne Barr is running for president! And unlike Stephen Colbert, she's serious. Well, as serious as someone who grabs her crotch and spits whenever she sings the National Anthem can be. But that's serious enough for the Green Party! T...
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Thursday Theodicies, Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the greatest POTUS of all?

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 2, 2012, 11:31 pm
OK, so we had meatloaf for dinner tonight. My favorite. And our neighbor came by to dine with us. I may have had a glass of Scotch. Or two. So I'm ready to opine. Who would Jesus tax? Obama has the answer — us! &#...
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Essex County again funnels taxpayer dollars to Planned Parenthood's infanticide mill

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 2, 2012, 2:29 pm
The merchants of death always find a way to suckle at the public teat even though Chris Christie repeatedly vetoes the Democrats' attempts to fund them directly. One trick is to have no-scruples local politicians misuse the federal Community Development Block Grant program to pay th...
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Chris Christie stands up for his bizarre NJ Supreme Court nominees

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 2, 2012, 10:29 am
I told you guys the fix was in. And I was right! Bruce Harris, the first openly gay man nominated for a seat on New Jersey's State Supreme Court, does in fact have a published opinion on the key hot button issue of the day. Gay "marriage." He's for it.&#...
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Wednesday Waterloo, the Feminist Freakout edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 1, 2012, 9:39 pm
When feminist shibboleths collide, it ain't pretty. In one corner we have breast cancer, the deadly disease dreaded by all women, personified by pink ribbons worn in support of the Susan G. Komen Foundation. In the other corner we have infan...
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Vote for Obama, and he'll pay your mortgage!

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Feb 1, 2012, 10:07 am
Well, part of it anyway. That's the latest vote-buying scheme Barry's unveiling today — force banks to accept write-downs on underwater mortgages, and then refinance the balance at "historically low" interest rates. Even the Star-Ledger can't mask &#...
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Tunicated Tuesday Turmoil, from Florida flows flagitious flummery

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 31, 2012, 2:55 pm
Does anyone care which primary is next after Florida? I'm sure there is one. But I have GOP candidate fatigue and can't bear to look it up. Every time I open Facebook now I'm bombarded by zealots. Ron Paul!, or you're not a Real Conservative! No, Rick Santorum!, bec...
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Listen numbnuts, don't mess with Chris Christie

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 30, 2012, 9:41 pm
When Chris Christie is on his game he is On His Game. And when a back-bencher state Assemblyman crosses a line, he gets swatted like a bug. Responding to Christie's call for a statewide referendum on gay "marriage" Assemblyman Reed Gusciora ...
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Donald Trump wants a fairway to heaven

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 30, 2012, 10:13 am
When it comes to your country club membership, Donald Trump says you can take it with you. Or rather, you can be laid into eternal rest alongside the Trump National Fairway to Heaven. The colorful real estate mogul will soon seek the blessing of a state ...
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The Heretical Gospel According to Pope Barack Hussein Obama The First

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 29, 2012, 4:03 pm
Via Pundette comes the latest Obamacare tyranny — Pope Barack Hussein Obama The First overrules 20 centuries of Catholic doctrine. Undeterred, and menacingly on the cusp of the anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Department of Health and Human ...
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My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Obamanomics Sets New Records edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 29, 2012, 9:30 am
In case you're keeping score at home, the price of gas went up by another 3 cents last week. And Obama's EPA shuttered 6 more power plants in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Maryland. Hey, what's another 529 Americans put out of work by Lisa Jackson's ec...
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Friday Fratricide, the GOP Debate Circular Firing Squad edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 27, 2012, 11:12 am
I sure hope the Obama campaign pays Wolf Blitzer a bonus. His performance on their behalf last night was well orchestrated and brilliantly executed. He walked those four jimokes down the garden path and they turned on each other like rabid dogs. Best line from...
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Michelle Obama's War On Pizza

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 26, 2012, 4:29 pm
Pizza is no longer one of the four food groups? Michelle Obama, taking a page out of the Nurse Bloomberg playbook, has decided she's The First Lunch Lady, and pizza is being replaced. With vegetables. The first major nutritional overhaul of school meals ...
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Wednesday's Worrisome Wickedness, the SOTU War on Wealth edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 25, 2012, 10:49 am
Of all the class warriors in the universe, Barack Obama is the class-warfarest. Or should that be "war-fair-est?" Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the class-warfairest of all? OK, I'll stop now. No I won't. Barry laid it on thick last night. The rich have what he...
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John Galt vs Barry's class warfare tax plan - everybody stop working at $999,999

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 24, 2012, 11:10 pm
Of all the dumb ideas in Barry's campaign kickoff State Of The Union speech none was dumber than his "at some point you've made enough money" 30% minimum tax rate on incomes over $1,000,000 per year. Here's my idea. Every entrepreneur in America stops working at $99...
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Chris Christie's judicial nominations make me wonder if he really isn't a Democratic Party plant

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 24, 2012, 10:15 am
Well I guess the good news is Chris Christie didn't elevate his good buddy, Sharia-compliant, terrorist-sympathizing Superior Court Judge Sohail Mohammed to one of the two vacancies on the NJ State Supreme Court. But the bad news is he just picked...
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NJ Supreme Court: Towns can ban Free Speech because it's available in New York

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 23, 2012, 10:08 am
NIMBY just became NIMS — Not In My State. A long legal battle to shut down a nude juice bar in Sayreville took a new turn Thursday when the New Jersey Supreme Court ruled that the availability of strip clubs in neighboring states could be used a...
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My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Pipeline Dreams Busted By Green Schemes edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 21, 2012, 11:41 am
When Barry took office gas was $1.81 a gallon. Last Friday it hit $3.30 here in New Jersey, only 9 cents below the national average of $3.39. Wouldn't it be great if there was a plentiful source of crude oil, maybe only a few miles north of us, and ...
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On Sunday 1/22, ask them what they mean by "choice"

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 20, 2012, 9:38 am
Game on people. Sunday is the 39th anniversary of the odious Roe v Wade Supreme Court decision. Thirty nine years of legal infanticide. Untold millions consigned to brutal, painful death with the stroke of a pen. To commemorate the occasion the NARAL dea...
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Thursday Throwdown, Newt Gingrich bitch-slaps CNN toady, and other debate reax

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 19, 2012, 11:30 pm
OK, so Sophie said I had to watch this debate. Because her class is studying the Constitution. In fourth grade. And she wanted to ask me questions. The CNN lead-in was telling. Their dream team salivated at the prospect of Newt Gringrich addressing his ex-wife's all...
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Rick Perry drops out, endorses Newt. WyBlog 0 for 2 in the presidential picker dept.

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 19, 2012, 11:44 am
Sigh. Now I'm 0 for 2. Those of you who were around in 2008 will undoubtedly recall my unbridled enthusiasm for Fred Thompson's candidacy. Look how well that worked out. So, no sooner had I put the Rick Perry for President banner up there on the top left when ...
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Obama kills Keystone XL, Chris Christie greenlights Marcellus Shale gas pipeline in NJ

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 19, 2012, 9:47 am
It's a tale of two pipelines. Both adamantly opposed by the usual rabid bunch of econuts. Both key to establishing American energy independence. And it's a tale of two leaders. One desperately seeking to appease every radical constituency by tearing down two centuri...
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Weary Wednesday Wanderers, Barry's goin' to Disney World!

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 18, 2012, 11:28 am
It's time for another of Barry's "working vacations," this time at the Magic Kingdom! President Barack Obama will visit Walt Disney World during a planned trip to Orlando on Thursday, according to a White House aide. There, he will "unveil a strategy th...
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Chris Christie proposes a 10% across-the-board income tax cut for New Jersey

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 17, 2012, 6:04 pm
Bold Leadership. Fiscal Sanity. Lower Taxes. Chris Christie delivers: Gov. Chris Christie today proposed a 10 percent reduction in state income taxes regardless of income -- phased in over three years -- and restoration of the earned-income tax credit t...
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Free us from the South Carolina Five

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 17, 2012, 10:30 am
I didn't watch last night's debate. Stacy McCain live-blogged on-site, The Daley Gator caught Ron Paul in another lie, and Professor Jacobson sums up my impression of the trainwreck that is Mitt Romney's impending nomination. We are on a pat...
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Motley Monday Modulation, or The Eyes Of DHS Are Upon Us, now with InstaDregs!

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 16, 2012, 5:43 pm
The Laughing Conservative claims to have found a super-secret White House memo, written by Barack Obama himself!, which spills the beans on the targets of Janet Incompetano's DHS blogger surveillance program. There's mention of "that Wysocki guy in NJ." ...
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Jon Huntsman drops out, hopes Mitt Romney remembers who he is and sends him back to Red China

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 16, 2012, 10:46 am
Jon Huntsman's 15 minutes are up. The man Stacy McCain nicknamed Governor Asterisk intends to reassert his footnote-to-history status by ending his presidential campaign. A man who generated so little excitement that members of his of own campaign s...
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The obnoxious little turd that is Mike Bloomberg

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 15, 2012, 10:29 pm
I have friends who insist Mike Bloomberg is the ideal presidential candidate. Their hero worhip of NYC's Head Nurse is at best misplaced, and those who should know better ought to be ashamed of themselves. Because hizzoner is a scoundrel, with no regard whatsoever for the Const...
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My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Downgrade Fever is Catchy edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 15, 2012, 12:24 pm
Live by the Euro, die by the Euro. On Friday S&P downgraded nine Eurozone countries including former Blue Chips France and Austria. S&P cut the ratings of Italy, Spain, Portugal and Cyprus by two notches and the standings of France, Austria, Malt...
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Packaging inspector fired for telling co-workers to inspect her package

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Jan 13, 2012, 9:36 am
A Pennsylvania woman contemplating "gender reassignment" claims she was fired from her job as a Packaging Inspector when she wore a prosthetic penis to work. So naturally she's suing. Pauline Davis says she wore the prosthetic to work as a line inspector...
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#Snowtober Day 5: now it's just ridiculous, and #PSEG lies to us

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Nov 2, 2011, 9:53 am
At about 6:30 PM last night some streets near mine got power! There was a fleet of PSE&G trucks parked, engines idling, right down the block from me. I dared to dream of warmth. And then, they drove away. That's right, "working around the cl...
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Apparently the town tennis courts are more important than my neighborhood

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Nov 1, 2011, 10:20 pm
All around me the lights are back on. One block over, the township tennis courts, always a popular spot with the country club set, are lit up like Yankee Stadium. We're still freezing in the dark. Thanks Mayor Dassing. Your...
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If you invested your money with Jon Corzine, tough luck, he "borrowed" it, and then he lost it

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Nov 1, 2011, 3:49 pm
Some Democrats never learn — sooner or later you always run out of other people's money. A federal official says MF Global, the securities firm led by former New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine, admitted to using clients' money as its financial troubles...
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#Snowtober Day 4: still no power, no heat, no sign of PSEG, nobody cares

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Nov 1, 2011, 11:18 am
... get an "F." And where's the Red Cross during this emergency? No shelters are available, and there ... patient. Easy for you to say Chief. You've got power. And heat. You aren't throwing away hundreds of dollars worth of food ... for nothing. ...
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It's 27 degrees outside and 46 degrees inside my house, hey PSEG where are my electrons?

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Oct 31, 2011, 11:08 am
Well the good news is, my office has power. The bad news is, everybody here is dead in the water at home. Caldwell, Bloomfield, West Orange, Nutley, Cedar Grove are all dark, and cold. And nobody has even seen a PSEG truck. The company claims they have crews w...
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Clifton, NJ protection racket puts the kibosh on popular Halloween display

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Oct 29, 2011, 10:07 am
The police are really concerned about your safety. Which they'll gladly ensure, if you hire off-duty officers to direct traffic. Police are cracking down this weekend in one Clifton neighborhood to keep out-of-towners from checking out a house that draws hund...
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Because when I think Occupy Wall Street, I think Public Masturbation

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Oct 28, 2011, 9:13 pm
Well yes, I do think they're a bunch of jerk-offs, but this is ridiculous. In Madison, Wisconsin the, er, protests, have gotten out of hand. A neighboring hotel's staff alleged voiced concerns about having to recently escort hotel emp...
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My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, The I Got Nuthin' And Neither Does Barry Edition

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Oct 28, 2011, 2:59 pm
Has this little exercise in political sarcasm run its course yet? Nobody links it, and hardly any of you read it. The news, it ain't never good, and the Democrats aren't even trying to do anything about it. Dare I run a poll? Hey, why not. &#...
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Up on the shelf, it's a fruit, it's a vegetable, No!, it's Super Broccoli!

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Oct 28, 2011, 9:19 am
Really, Super Broccoli. Because you know you've been waiting for it. British scientists unveiled a new breed of the vegetable that experts say packs a big nutritional punch. The new broccoli was specially grown to contain two to thre...
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NJ Democrats campaign mailer attacks GOP lawmaker for surviving cancer treatment

Chris Wysocki posted an article on - Oct 27, 2011, 1:54 pm
Cancer didn't kill NJ State Assemblyman Peter Biondi. So according to the Democrats currently running against him in the 16th legislative district, that's a black mark on his record because he missed a few votes. "These Republicans missed almost 4...
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