Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Nov 24, 2009, 12:23 pm
At this time of year, I reach for the Olbas more frequently. It use to be a seasonal thing, but my addiction has deepened, or my sinuses have become more stuffed over the decades, so now it's an a...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Nov 22, 2009, 4:42 pm
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. Spike Milligan Next year my wee sister Heather will be marrying a highlander and this means kilts, lots of them. ...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Nov 19, 2009, 9:07 pm
Basically, when you are down at The Bottom,  Marine Snow is the shit which rains down on you.  The amount, and the size of the shit depends on the season. I have been reading a lot ...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Nov 14, 2009, 10:14 am
I am quite simply awful at computer games, with the exception of spider solitaire, I get motion sickness, bored and a whole other feast of side effects when playing them. Even with all that, I have pe...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Nov 6, 2009, 4:40 pm
... .............The Evil Plot Bunny, that furry creature that leaves droppings of ideas all over the place. Miss Dorman inspired this doodle, so thanks a lot! (lol)

Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Oct 29, 2009, 5:43 pm
Twas a cold October evening in the year 2006, the wind was howling and the body lay there cold on the floor.... Shit wrong story! Ah hem, forget the body bit. A young (ish) woman was stumbling around ...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Oct 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
Finally getting over the ruddy flu! It may have been swine related, it may have not. I took the dreaded tamiflu anyways and I am not dead, so that is good. I thought I would photograph my appropriate ...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Oct 16, 2009, 10:39 pm
First of all what is a Mumborg? The word Mumborg was first created to describe my mother as she was edging ever closer to bionic woman and ever further away from normal human being status. I decided...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Oct 12, 2009, 6:29 am
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. In a effort to post a least once a week, this weeks instalment falls upon my birthday, yay for me or s...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Oct 5, 2009, 5:42 pm
What do you buy a mumborg with one leg? A fake latex rubber leg of course..... Typical! The shop only had fake latex like 'right' legs and we needed a left leg, but what can one do. My siste...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Sep 29, 2009, 8:52 pm
Well Operation Lopitoff has been completed and I now have a one legged mumborg. Waiting, waiting and a bit of waiting. Although I knew that the operation would most likely be on the Friday j...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Sep 16, 2009, 7:41 pm
Every story needs a villain, so in the latest Mumborg trials who better than the surgeon who will remove her leg? So I thought I would introduce you to Mr Lopitoff (Not his real name), the Mr is becau...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Sep 11, 2009, 9:07 pm
When writing the post entitled The Resilient Leg, I already knew that the bloody thing wasn't resilient. It should have been called The Resilient Mumborg, as she keeps going even when certain limb...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Sep 1, 2009, 7:07 pm
I am currently working on my next mental health monster post and would like to thank everyone for reading the boggart post! It is reassuring to know that I can write a long post and not cause everyone...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Aug 24, 2009, 8:14 pm
This is a wordy post for me; it may cause some people to faint in shock. Not at the content, just the fact that I wrote a long post.  I was perusing through the several million posts currently ...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Aug 20, 2009, 3:14 pm
The rage overwhelms me as the drilling begins once again, my fists clench and fingernails stick into my palms, my whole body seizes up with the tension and my head feels like it is trapped in a vice. ...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Aug 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I have a thing for mad socks, not a thing 'thing', I just like them. They are great for keeping the feet warm and more importantly, great for sliding on floors. Aren't you glad you know th...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Aug 12, 2009, 8:47 pm

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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Aug 1, 2009, 11:42 am
I was going to call this thread a more niftier sounding title than 'The Resilient Leg', but something tells me that the following title is kinda long winded. Removal of the hip,femoral and k...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Jul 23, 2009, 7:41 am
Hello chums, chaps,dudes, blokes, imaginary friends, not so imaginary ones and my dear readers. Welcome to yet another Claire wiffle waffle moment. It is just one of those days where random thoughts a...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Jul 15, 2009, 7:10 pm
At the age of 27 I have found myself in the awkward position of not being able to ride a bike, or at least not effectively. How did this tragic event occur? Firstly the mumborg being in hospital a lot...
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Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Jul 10, 2009, 5:53 pm

Claire P. posted an article on A little piece of me - Jul 7, 2009, 2:00 am
Online therapy: helping treat depression in rural areas - Health & Wellbeing
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