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Feb 5, 2012, 7:38 am
I am enjoying playing you. You have a great story and are very scary.
However, there was no reason to kill that dog, Max the lab. I am very disappointed in you. It was not necessary for the story and made me very sad.
A great horror story (movie, book or game) can, if done properly, kill any charact... Comment - Like
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Jan 29, 2012, 7:47 am
I realized recently that this blog serves a double purpose. Not only is it a creative outlet (when I use it); it’s also a record keeper. Jeremy and I will always disagree about when things happening. Specifically when we started dating (again) and when we got Tonks. We always forgot and it happens... Comment - Like
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Sep 20, 2011, 11:09 pm
I stumbled upon this whole 'less adoptable' thing because I ended up with a big black dog and people started saying how great it was that I chose her since she would have been at the top of 'The List' at a shelter. I was shocked and looked into it; I've since (as I'm sure you've figured out by now) ... Comment - Like
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Jul 9, 2011, 11:02 pm
Jeremy found this picture on the interwebs and I am convinced it's Tonks as a puppy. The site that had it didn't know where it was from either so it is entirely possible it's a wee stray from Ohio. Comment - Like
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Jun 25, 2011, 8:58 pm
mahatma gandhi
Parts of this can be difficult to see, but if you can watch it goggies everywhere would appreciate it. Very interesting perspective on the 'nanny dog'. Comment - Like
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Jun 12, 2011, 10:24 pm
Poor Tonks! We forgot our Tonkiversary this year. March 21st was two years with this precocious mutt. I just told Jeremy it was the best thing we ever did. Ever.
Now we just need more! I keep emailing Jeremy dogs from Petfinder that Tonks desperately wants but Jeremy says that she likes being the o... Comment - Like
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May 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
You'll just have to settle for beautiful meat.
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May 8, 2011, 7:08 am
For those of you who accidentally turn your hair green or blue or some variation in between, I can tell you that mixing equal parts baking soda and shampoo and leaving on your hair for 5-10 minutes actually helps. You have to use cold water to rinse it out though not all versions of this cure said t... Comment - Like
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Apr 6, 2011, 9:52 am
Happy Birfday Kaity!
Enjoy Sesshomaru dog.
Happy Tartan Day everyone!Jeremy and I will be celebrating at The Caledonian in Grant and Gordon (shown left) plaids respectively. Comment - Like
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Mar 22, 2011, 11:21 pm
On Saturday March 19th I donned coveralls and partook of the Keeper for a Day program at the Toronto Zoo. It was amazing. I highly recommend it to everyone. I hope to do it again at other sections of the zoo. This was a birthday present from Jeremy; I would be assisting the elephant keepers for th... Comment - Like
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Mar 6, 2011, 9:06 pm
A weekend of lazy.
I don't know what was on the tv at that moment but I don't think she likes it."I has a pathetic."Naptime.Streeeeeetch"I has a dainty."Dainty - tonkHANCE!"You talkin' to me?" Comment - Like
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Feb 20, 2011, 1:27 pm
Alas I am finished. My dear Psion has perished. It was an epic moment. Azure (short for A Surface of Fine Azure-Tinted Reflection With Pyroxin Dendritic Inclusions) was a Shardmind in our current D&D campaign.
Our DM was kind enough to film the final roll.
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Jan 29, 2011, 12:16 am
Some of my favourite things.
I got a little carried away so I had to cap it at Frankenfurter. There are so many others not represented! Such as:
• Naughty anime girls or boy on boys
• Mythical creatures
• 80’s cartoons
• A velociraptor army
• Post-apocalyptic societies
• Zombie Freddi... Comment - Like
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Jan 14, 2011, 9:35 am
I was watching Breakfast Television this morning and there was a woman on promoting her new book and revealing products to avoid that contained…parabens! Dunh duhn duhhhhn. I would normally have just ignored this but it’s been on my mind. I was with my mummy picking out a new moisturizer for her... Comment - Like
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Jan 11, 2011, 8:54 am
Dear Bobby Woods and Rob Clarke,
I was horrified to learn about the dog culling practices that lead to the deaths of family pets Robine, Hood and Aiden in Buffalo Narrows. I can't believe this is happening in Canada. I understand that feral dogs are an issue in northern communities but there are ot... Comment - Like
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Dec 28, 2010, 11:56 am
So I'm home and healing from surgery number two. For those of you keeping track the first one was about 5 years ago. I'm still scabby and gross so I'll wait until the new scar looks cool before showing the third and (hopefully) final installment in the ClaraNeck™ series.
I'm going to tell people t... Comment - Like
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Nov 30, 2010, 10:25 pm
Stephan Hawking and I were right (as usual). There is evidence that indicates the possibility of life on Saturn’s moon Titan. Now I only skimmed this and other articles but I’m going to go ahead and jump on the microbe bandwagon. Welcome Titans!
New Cassini Findings Show Possible Signs Of Methan... Comment - Like
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Nov 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
or, on how you have got to be fucking kidding me
How doth the little cancer cell
Create a flesh abode,
And cast a foul devouring spell
On innocent lymph node!
How insidious he’ll hide,
How aberrant his vision,
And wreak havoc deep inside
With cellular revision
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Oct 31, 2010, 8:19 am
There once was a fellow named Myers, Whose presence meant things were quite dire,He’d hack and he’d slash,In onesie and mask,With a knife arm that never would tire Comment - Like
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Sep 18, 2010, 7:33 am
[A charmingly cluttered apartment, 6:27 am. Weekday morning. A fog-headed woman is dozing in an armchair after walking her delightfully precocious hound. An ominous tearing sound alerts her to goings on in the kitchen. She investigates.]... Comment - Like
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Aug 31, 2010, 10:21 pm
One of many conventions and ubergeekery I have experienced (and have yet to experience) this year is the Fan Expo. Yes there was some nerd rage, and yes I wrote a few people and complained and that’s why I was interviewed – BUT, since Hobbystar seems to have apologized and have already booked a ... Comment - Like
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Aug 3, 2010, 6:52 pm
(kär mƏ) n. Hinduism & Buddhism The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny.Fate; destiny.Informal A distinctive aura, atmosphere, or feeling: There's bad karma aroun... Comment - Like
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Jul 22, 2010, 9:55 pm
This is one of Tonks’ bestest buds. Her name is Tennessee and she is a beootiful Boerboel. One ot their favourite games is 'sit on Tonks and watch her desparately try to squirm out’.
Or, ‘Run circles around Tennesse ‘cuz she can’t catch you, and tease her until she grabs your leash and ree... Comment - Like
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Jul 20, 2010, 10:40 pm
I can never bring myself to kick her out either. I just squeeze in there and eventually she leaves.
Need a closer look?
TONKS-HANCE!!
I don't know how she manages to always look adorable and pathetic at the same time. Some sort of space time paradox I'm sure. Comment - Like
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Jun 10, 2010, 10:20 pm
So it’s been awhile since I harmed myself in any significant way. About due I say.
We’ve had some issues with the local dog hang out, unfriendlies who complained to their landlord and had us banned from some grassy spaces. By us I mean the dog gang, some of whom do live there so if push comes... Comment - Like
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May 29, 2010, 1:16 am
Just got this email from my sister:
So...I was watching Say Yes to the Dress, when I hear Kaity say, "I can see why they don't like this".
I turn around to see Kaity wearing the dog's Elizabethan Collar...
It was extra special, 'cause she was wearing a Superman T-Shirt.
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Apr 20, 2010, 12:17 pm
So I was perusing some boxes in the apartment, specifically one labeled ‘Purses and Laser Guns’ (really sums us up I think), and I found a little notepad. Now I have more notebooks and pads than anything else. Really. They are all filled with reminders, drunken poetry, score tallies from games, ... Comment - Like
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Apr 18, 2010, 7:45 am
While searching for “belly rubs” on youtube (trying to find a video of the newest advantix commercial) I found some startling videos.
There are just as many videos of people rubbing their own naked bellies as there are poochs getting belly rubs. One or two sure, I can see that. But it was practi... Comment - Like
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Apr 1, 2010, 8:28 pm
The results are in!
We sent Tonks’ dna in for testing and got a shocking surprise. NO LAB. None whatsoever. She is in fact mostly beagle. It explains a lot. Mostly the ever present nose to the ground food tracking. The next largest portion of her makeup is Newfoundland. That’s right – Newfi... Comment - Like
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Mar 21, 2010, 8:10 am
Today is our one year mark for life with our marvellous mutt. Tonks has adjusted well to city life.
...Please note the pink nail polish. Comment - Like
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Dec 28, 2009, 3:38 pm
We use a different action figure/toy for our tree each year. This time it's Freddie's turn. Well he is a STAR. Comment - Like
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Dec 5, 2009, 10:51 am
On December 13th 2005 I was told I had lump in my neck. I named it Milo. Through a series of hijinx and misadventures I found out it was cancerous, had surgery, had some extra bits taken out by accident and struggled with the results. Now you’re all caught up.
Almost.
On Wednesday I found out th... Comment - Like
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