Dan Frank posted an article on Dan Frank - Bits of Bacon and other porkies - Aug 25, 2009, 10:02 am
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Dan Frank posted an article on Dan Frank - Bits of Bacon and other porkies - Aug 10, 2009, 4:00 am
Oh God There's a bogey on my lip I didn't pick properly. It stuck before the flick and I have failed again.
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Dan Frank posted an article on Dan Frank - Bits of Bacon and other porkies - Aug 4, 2009, 11:07 am
My mother abandoned me for a jerk with a junk filled needle. I pillared and posted through childhood and a fostered adolescence. I drank too much cider and thought the heartburn poignant. Then I de...
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Dan Frank posted an article on Dan Frank - Bits of Bacon and other porkies - Aug 1, 2009, 3:03 pm
It stinks. Boiled Like England’s rolling Bitter greens Some hate full plate Dashed with weak meat And village idiots Smirking at my puny marrow At times like these I are carnivore. Stuck in the cu...
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Dan Frank posted an article on Dan Frank - Bits of Bacon and other porkies - Jul 22, 2009, 7:24 pm
Skinny Scally Keep your pigeon chest away from me Please I can't bear white socks and secretly I know you play piano.
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Dan Frank posted an article on Dan Frank - Bits of Bacon and other porkies - Jul 21, 2009, 11:35 am
I Shit Therefore I am Secretly I feast on pigs and liver. Crammed cheeks chewing, the pale pork juices are warmer than my mouth. It slides downwards. Beast's flesh within Beast's flesh and...
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