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Sep 30, 2009, 9:21 pm
Oh Jesus fucking Christ. We mean. Ugh, come on. Maybe we’ve had more than a few screwdrivers at this point, but. UGH! THIS SHOW IS TERRIBLE.
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Sep 30, 2009, 4:13 pm
Confession: Actually, I hate soccer. And my family.
This commercial for PennyTalk literally made us so nervous and awkward-feeling that we began to laugh out loud, prompting strange looks from the... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 3:35 pm
Serious Journalist Rick Sanchez aired a 911 call depicting the moment before a Lexus holding four terrified passengers accelerated uncontrollably at an intersection.
The call was placed by off-dut... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 3:12 pm
Youtube has opened up a special channel dedicated to the only video footage in existence of Anne Frank.
In the video, Anne only peeps out for a quick second. She’s watching a neighbors wedding w... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 3:01 pm
Ruhama Canellis, the woman who won former Catholic priest Alberto Cutié’s heart and groin, is speaking out about their relationship. Again.
You know, since they’ve been silent and mysterious u... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Micheletti tells Argentinian news site Clarin.com: “our only error was kicking him out the way we did. Everything else was done according to the law.”
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Sep 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Hello, Guanaburgers.
It is I, Jennifer Lopez de Anthony. I have come onto this web-thing to give you a tour of my fabulous Miami apartment. Do you like it? It cost three hundred million bagillion m... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 1:19 pm
Pitbull appears on the latest issue of Source magazine, wearing an expression that looks as if he just stepped in human excrement. Hot, no? Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 1:15 pm
We could only get through about 10 seconds of Amy Winehouse - self-identified “Jewmaican” - rapping. Maybe you’ll hold out longer. We’re holding out for her cover on “Chongalicious.” Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 1:11 pm
Witness a world where an orgy of multi-orgasmic witches brings Mac Beth to his knees in an intense female domination sex scene that includes knife play, flogging, and hot wax.
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Sep 30, 2009, 12:59 pm
Wynonna Judd’s children’s former homeschool teacher, 27-year-old Scott Z. Myers, was arrested after revealing to a chat room that he had had sexual contact with four boys who lived nearby. He was... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 11:22 am
Meghan McCain, dark mistress of the night, has defended Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero’s two goth daughters, Laura and Alba, after the two were criticized by the press and pu... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 10:53 am
Click here to listen to an auto-tuned baby. Just because.
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Sep 30, 2009, 10:37 am
Guy Laliberte is a billionaire clown who is on his way to outer space. Or more accordingly, the founder of Cirque du Soleil who just paid 35 million dollars to be sent up there. He plans to use the tr... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 10:36 am
In an interview appearing in the latest issue of InTouch, Mariah Carey says she’s really looking forward to being a mother and waxes poetic about her perfect life and marriage to Nick Cannon and bla... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 9:32 am
Cristiano Ronaldo is reportedly dating Italian model Raffaella Fico, and she seems like quite an interesting lady. For example: Did you know she is (was) an expensive virgin? It’s true! Ish.
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Sep 30, 2009, 8:55 am
Super helpful scientists Eli Finkel and Paul Eastwick present research in their new book, Arbitrary Social Norms Influence Sex Differences in Romantic Selectivity, that will help your pussy game. GUAR... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 8:55 am
Astronaut José Hernandez doesn’t let a little thing like being in space deter him from updating his Twitter - in Spanglish! Check out his account and keep track of what he’s up to.
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Sep 30, 2009, 8:47 am
The upcoming Green Lantern movie might move production over to Mexico from Australia in order to save something around $20 million. Could the recession boost Mexico as a sought-after shooting locale, ... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 4:32 pm
Carrie Prejean, former beauty queen and staunch supporter of opposite marriage, will be Miss October in a conservative women’s calendar that is being produced by The Clare Both Luce Policy Institut... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 4:22 pm
Madonna - singer, actress, mother, unicorn - is singing the praises of her tween daughter, Lourdes. Lourdes, as we’re sure you’re well aware, is like Madonna only 50% more Cuban and 100% more inte... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 4:07 pm
A powerful 8.3-magnitude earthquake struck American Samoa around dawn Tuesday, sending terrified residents fleeing for higher ground as a tsunami swept ashore. There were no immediate reports of fatal... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 3:19 pm
Here at Guanabee, we often find ourselves discussing matters of extreme importance. You know: Race, identity, culture. William Levy. We mean… did you ever notice he has a boobie vagina?
So that y... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 2:46 pm
Pablo Montero, singer, actor and accidental nude model, allegedly threw a potted plant from the window of his girlfriend’s 5th story apartment. Some say there is a possibility that he may also have ... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 1:26 pm
More and more U.S. sex workers are heading south of the border (you shut up) in order to seek work in a safer, regulated and potentially more lucrative environment than on U.S. streets - even despite ... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 1:22 pm
According to Colombian newspaper El Tiempo, Shakira has confessed - for the first time ever - to have undergone cosmetic surgery:
“My breasts, definitely not. My nose, maybe.’”
Maybe? What... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 12:14 pm
Rumor has it that telenovela actress (and, as it so happens, our former schoolmate) Genesis Rodriguez was kicked off the set of El Clon after filming the series’ promo because producers could not de... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 12:14 pm
Is ‘Vergona Crane Co‘ is a legit crane rental company from New Jersey or some dude with a huge dick? Or both? If so, where can we meet this man? Does he grant interviews? Screenings? Mmm… privat... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 12:01 pm
The New York City Medical Examiner’s office has officially ruled Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein’s death an accidental drug overdose:
“We’ve done the testing and investigation in conjunction wit... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 11:22 am
What’s more hilarious than a German teen-goth band cooking spaghetti? Nothing.
Spanish variety show El Hormiguero had Tokio Hotel on set to cook them some Tokio-room-service pasta that - accor... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 11:18 am
Jon Gosselin, human enema and Ed Hardy enthusiast, has decided to put a halt to his divorce proceedings after realizing he was maybe possibly causing his children and their mother pain and suffering b... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 10:59 am
Behold: The “Latina Citrus Juicer.” Admittedly, we don’t quite know what to make of this product. What does juicing citrus have to do with Latinas? How did they come up with the name? Is it beca... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 10:40 am
Enelbrasero.com is reporting that Cristian Castro masturbates 3 times a week. Masturbating 3 times a week isn’t all that shocking, really. That’s just a dude being a dude. It’s what he said afte... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 10:01 am
No one likes Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. This is likely one of many reasons he has to pay women to pretend they want to touch him, another reason being that he hates women in general. Al... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 9:05 am
Perhaps attempting to take market share from narco-embroiled Mexico, Colombia is launching a propaganda campaign on the tourists of the world. The brilliant minds at the Colombian Official Tourism B... Comment - Like
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Sep 29, 2009, 8:45 am
Today is National Coffee Day, a much-beloved holiday traditionally celebrated by setting a tea drinker on fire and engaging in a fevered dance ritual over the charred remains. Or it’s a day that cof... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2009, 4:42 pm
Stuff white people are!
Actor James Michael Taylor - the one who played “Gunther” - says a Friends movie is “definitely on.” Which is definitely not interesting to us, because we were never... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2009, 4:09 pm
Check this new Tumblr imagining if Diablo Cody wrote Star Wars.
For example:
Obi-Wan Kenboi, “Stop being a total Jew-bacca and pay for the droids already.”
Lando Calrissian: “Don’t be... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
Stock photo of multi-cultural students!
Juan Sepulveda, director of the White House Initiative on Educational Excellence for Hispanic Americans, attended a meeting in Puerto Rico in order to learn... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2009, 3:19 pm
Sad news: Singer Lidia Avila lost her infant daughter, Sofia, due to medical complications. The six-month-old had been suffering from intestinal problems for some time. Our hearts go out to Lidia... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Can you believe Madonna and el Niño Jesus have been together for nine months now? She could have made herself a second-string boyfriend in that time. Anyway. As we’ve come to expect by this point, ... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2009, 2:22 pm
Eva Langoria is getting all Mexican on us. First she kicks it with Alejandro Fernandez, now she’s out with Paulina Rubio.
Here she be Eva hanging out with Paulina at a recent concert in Los Angel... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2009, 1:42 pm
Shakira performing her folksy new single, “Gypsy.” We think this is her first song that actually works with her voice in English. What do you guys think? Pero watch out, because she might steal yo... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2009, 1:28 pm
Today marks the first day that the morning after pill is available without a prescription - regardless of age and without the need for parental consent - throughout Spain. The decision has, predictabl... Comment - Like
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