Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Nov 16, 2009, 7:12 am
Unfrozen Caveman lawyer Robert Pattinson The Geico Guy Fred Flintstone
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Nov 11, 2009, 11:33 am
Since I’ve got the day off, I thought I’d honor our brave men and women by playing around on Google Maps. Star Trek: Kirk vs. The Gorn View Larger Map Remember of the episode of Star Trek ca...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Nov 11, 2009, 9:01 am
Today is a day of thoughtful reflection, a day we pay our respects to those who gave their lives for our freedoms, like our freedom to produce a big steaming pile of venomous shit that is the new ‘V...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Nov 7, 2009, 11:09 am
Welcome to a new feature on the blog!  I’m going to call it ‘Weird Finds’, and I’m not talking about the ‘weird finds’ like the bumps you might feel between your poopchute and your teabag...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Nov 2, 2009, 6:41 am
If you’ve got an untrustworthy cell phone that you use as an alarm clock, then you’re probably up an hour early today like I am.  I swear that my cell phone is out to fuck with me however it can,...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 30, 2009, 7:19 am
So the internet is poised to allow non-latin characters for domain names in mid-November.  What does this mean for you? It means a whole new wave of spam for http://www.???.com. Oh shit, you probab...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 29, 2009, 7:19 am
Apart from being an awesome humanitarian with my most recent invention, the “Homeless People Gas Chamber Decoy Liquor Store” (eff you and your narrow Nobel prize win, Obama, I’m solving homeless...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 28, 2009, 6:31 am
Yesterday the government released the H1N1 vaccine (H1N1 = HINI, right?  Hiney!) onto the local masses and have encouraged everyone to go and get it, despite not providing any real reason to go and g...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
These days blog content theft is just getting goofy. Not the ’swipe an image here or there’, but the “I’m gonna take your post and pretend it’s mine” theft.  HEY THIEVES, THEFT IS ONLY C...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 24, 2009, 9:45 am
A coworker of mine continually feeds me YouTube videos all day.  He’s like my own personal video-vetter, sifting through the crap and sending me the good stuff.  I’m sure each and every one of y...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 21, 2009, 7:45 am
Well folks, tomorrow’s the big day – Windows 7 is going to be released, and I bet you’ve all been waiting for this motherfucker for months now, right? I know *I* have, and here’s a list of fe...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 20, 2009, 7:46 am
…it’s because God and baby Jesus don’t like you and your whooping cough that never seems to go away despite the 30 different doctors we’ve visited, and also your bastard daddy who put me throu...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 19, 2009, 7:38 am
Last night we watched one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, and probably one of my all-time favorite romantic comedies, “Alive”.  Have you seen it? It’s based on the true story of the U...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 16, 2009, 7:41 am
Q:  What do you get when you cross Jon and Kate Plus 8 with the ‘balloon boy‘? A:  I don’t know, but I wish Jon and Kate would go up in a similar balloon and it’d somehow crash or they’d ...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 13, 2009, 6:56 am
Happy Thanksgiving for yesterday, if you’re a Canadian! Yes, I happen to be from Canadistan, and I filled my face with turkey and mashed potatoes and curry this weekend.  Kidding, curry is not a t...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 7, 2009, 10:34 pm
“Billy Jean was not his lover, Of course she wasn’t, she had a vagina And she was older than 12 years old…” Bonus FUNNY Video!! Two-for-one!! “They want another stupid motherfucking l...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 7, 2009, 7:06 pm
So….pizza smells awesome, right?   If you walked into a room and it smelled like pizza, would your mouth water? And farts that smell like pizza are still gross, right? After reading this now, w...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
On my drive into work this morning, I passed by a gaggle of picketing employees outside of one of the many behemoth buildings that house our government’s power corporation (’hydro’ as it’s kno...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 6, 2009, 7:28 am
If you’re a new visitor to this blog, the first thing you need to know about this blog is that I’m totally into hating stuff here. This is my little place in the universe to be a complete asshole...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 4, 2009, 11:21 am
Spend an hour of your Sunday morning learning about people other than yourselves!  Click on the image below to watch a fascinating documentary about a group of real men and their real dolls. Real ...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 3, 2009, 11:21 am
Yesterday I was interviewed by Maxim Magazine regarding my thoughts about the alleged blackmail attempt of David Letterman, and the whole scandal where David Letterman was actually having sex. Here a...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 2, 2009, 7:41 am
Although this photo is beautiful (colors!  tanks!  subjugation!), it’s also disturbing  to me. China is the John Candy of nations.  Big, awkward, endearing sometimes, but disturbingly intent on...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Oct 1, 2009, 7:26 pm
There’s a certain je-nomme-de-plume-ce-quois-du-jour-Renee-de-Levesque-parlez-comme-ca-va-voulez-vous-piscine-deja-vu about the fall season.  Do you sense it too? Yes, it’s the knowledge that bi...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 29, 2009, 9:53 pm
I just came from having a pee in the bathroom*. While I was doing my business, I glanced up at the wall and watched a fly glancing right back at me, rubbing its front legs together very very slowly, ...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 29, 2009, 7:36 am
Well, it’s been a busy few days here at Casa de here-o.  We’ve watched all of season two – and oh, season 3 while we’re at it – of Dexter in the last two days.  In fact, I don’t think we...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 27, 2009, 10:07 am
About a hundred billion of these can be found at http://www.marriedtothesea.com/, they’re heeelarious!  Go there now!
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 26, 2009, 10:28 am
Black? Or white? Oh sure, the White Bird Browser web page is an ironic repartee to a real web browser, the Blackbird, but I’m still horribly offended that my race has been unfairly associated with...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 25, 2009, 10:31 am
I clipped this image from a CNN article today.  It appears as though Randy Quaid has turned to pimping, or at the very least looking like a pimp.  Or maybe a gay Norwegian mafia hitman?  Something ...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 25, 2009, 6:55 am
Last night I was thinking to myself, “Self, it’d be really hard to be Sarah Jessica Parker’s waiter, cause it’d be hard not to say, “Here’s your big freaking nose, err, soup, Ms. Parker.�...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 23, 2009, 11:31 pm
Look at the price I’m going to pay for a few chuckles (if that – I doubt I’m going to land in any particular gender’s humor zones with this post – but fuck it, I’m living like I’m David ...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 21, 2009, 9:31 pm
For some strange reason, I feel like eating bacon! I have no idea why this is so funny, but it is!
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 21, 2009, 7:35 am
Apparently last night the Emmy awards were given out to the best actors and actresses I’ve never heard of, except for Tyler Cranberry who plays the inspirational meth-dealing father of four boys, on...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 16, 2009, 11:16 pm
The meme is shamelessly ripped off from I’mma Let You Finish, but here are my submissions.  Join in the fun, post your own “I’mma Let You Finish” on your blog, link to mine, and the best subm...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 15, 2009, 7:26 am
Patrick …. Swayze …. is … dead.  Not ‘dead’ like Rob Lowe’s, Matt Dillon’s, Tom Cruise’s, C. Thomas Howell’s, Ralph Macchio’s, or Emilio Estevez’s acting careers either.  He’...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 14, 2009, 7:37 am
Jesus, this is a funny video. I have no idea who 90% of all these people are, but to see Kanye West grab the microphone away from some young girl winning the big Herpes Award (This IS the VD award ce...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 12, 2009, 6:35 pm
I went and got my hair cut today.  I hate getting my haircut with the passion of  ten thousand Bonos simultaneously singing about African debt.  But not because of the act of getting my hair cut, i...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 11, 2009, 7:15 am
Today is a day that will live in infamy…. that is, until something awesomely cancelley happens on this day in the future, like perhaps Jesus rises from the dead.  Or descends from the Heavens?  Up...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
Q:  What has an IQ of seven hundred thousand and likes fucking Kevin Bacon? A:  Kyra Sedgwick!
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 8, 2009, 7:28 am
Today in Samoa, the little island nation switches from driving on the right hand side of the road to driving on the left hand side of the road.  (Don’t say you never learned anything here.  Don’...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 7, 2009, 9:17 am
Hey, happy Uterus Labour Day! You know, I’m not even certain why we celebrate giving birth on Labour Day.  I mean we already have birthdays and Mother’s Day (and Father’s Day, but considering ...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 6, 2009, 10:54 am
Today’s looking like it’s going to be a lovely day.  Although I have a crushing deadline on Tuesday for a project I’m nowhere finished being done, I think it’s quite prudent to go to the beac...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 5, 2009, 3:57 pm

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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 4, 2009, 7:51 am
What if there was an Irish children’s foot doctor who they caught molesting kids at a fundraising parade and they found him to not be a threat any more?  Would the headlines say: Paddy the phil...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 3, 2009, 7:40 am
According to stuff I read on the interweb, I’m going to be around forever! For those of you that haven’t discovered that you can click on the different-colored words in order to take you t...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 2, 2009, 8:22 pm
Tonight we all stayed extra late at our office for a wildly anticipated (I forgot about it) meeting about the direction of our little company, which consists of about 15 smelly, introverted young men ...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Sep 1, 2009, 7:48 am
Zac and Nora’s Infinite Porno OR Nick and Miri’s Porno Playlist I’m not sure if either would be good, but anything would be better than GI Joe or something with Sandra Bullock in it...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Aug 31, 2009, 9:51 pm
Music gets exponentially fantastic-er when a symphony appears out of nowhere behind you. I just about had a fucking religious moment right now when I listened to “I want it all”. Jesus. ...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Aug 30, 2009, 11:04 am
Today I learned that “IIRC” on the interweb stands for “If I Remember Correctly.” Not “I’m Ignoring Richard Chamberlain” like I had previously thought people ...
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Aug 29, 2009, 9:05 am
Watch SlapChopper Vince work his magic in jail. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910326
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Dan S. posted an article on The Other Side of Normal - Aug 28, 2009, 7:34 am
According to the news, some creepy motherfucker abducted a little girl when she was 11 and had her confined in his back yard for 18 years and fathered two daughters with her and so on and so on.  Yo...
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