Das S. posted an article on Suck My Beatles - Nov 29, 2009, 4:04 pm
In 1967 The beatles released Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band. It was instantly hailed as a musical milestone. We have no choice but to agree. Just as the Edsel was a milestone for cars, Betamax wa...
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Das S. posted an article on Suck My Beatles - Oct 20, 2009, 10:34 am
Beatlemart strikes again. It’s sad to see a once proud nation driven into the ground at the hands of a deranged leader. The Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper last year cut $45 million in...
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Das S. posted an article on Suck My Beatles - Sep 10, 2009, 3:11 pm
Suck My Beatles would like to thank Stephen Robb of the BBC for not only risking his reputation and career, but everything he holds dear by daring to give a voice to the usurpers of beatlemart and the...
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Das S. posted an article on Suck My Beatles - Sep 3, 2009, 7:30 pm
Rubber Sole After months of outrage, panic, and disillusionment we’ve finally managed to track down and relink the missing videos and sound clips on the world renown article ‘Reason #7005...
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Das S. posted an article on Suck My Beatles - Aug 22, 2009, 4:29 pm
Breaking news! Sometime last year an unknown ‘the beatles’ cover band descended upon a small town in southern Ontario, Canada. The horrific events were captured by the local news station,...
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Das S. posted an article on Suck My Beatles - Dec 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
Howdy Friends, The holiday season is looming just around the corner, and once again we’re here to help. Put away that wallet! Get ready to wow your loved ones and impress your co-workers! Be th...
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Das S. posted an article on Suck My Beatles - Nov 21, 2008, 12:08 pm
Apologies to all of our colleagues, fans and supporters. We’re eating crow. The new beatles epic ‘Carnival of Light’ is probably the greatest piece of music ever written. If you h...
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Das S. posted an article on Suck My Beatles - Oct 30, 2008, 12:04 pm
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse… When you thought beatlemart couldn’t get anymore blatant… Just when you thought we couldn’t possibly write about beatle...
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