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Dec 22, 2011, 5:07 pm
2011 was a busy year for the beatles. There was a book released this year about Yellow Submarine. Yes, Yellow Submarine. Paul McCartney wrote a ballet and re-released a book of paintings. Martin Scorsese made a movie about George Harrison. A book of John Lennon’s letters and cards was released. Ri... Comment - Like
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Nov 4, 2011, 3:07 pm
The beatles, Coming Together and the ultimate circle jerk
Circle Jerk definition:
1. A circle jerk is a sexual practice in which a group of men or boys form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other.
2. A boring or time-wasting meeting or other event
3. (beatles) Worthless or oversimplifi... Comment - Like
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Jul 1, 2011, 12:30 pm
You don’t know that the beatles you say is actually you
It’s been a while since our last Fan Mail extravaganza. This is not because of a shortage of messages, but because FF fans seem to share a universal mind and vocabulary. When not writing endless streams of books and articles idolizing this... Comment - Like
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Mar 12, 2011, 9:43 am
Fear and Loathing in Phoenix
Our loyal friend Anonymous, outspoken critic of the dreaded FF menace and seeker of truth and wisdom, has given us a great gift: a paper he wrote for his English class. The prompt was “How I gave something away of value.” Unbeknown to him, the professor was a closet... Comment - Like
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Feb 19, 2011, 12:16 pm
Brilliantly reinventing the music of the beatles
This site has been known to spend a lot of time portraying the beatles in a less than positive light. It pains us that this needs to be done, that everyday innocent people fall prey to the hype, conditioning and brainwashing which has created the bea... Comment - Like
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Nov 23, 2010, 7:58 am
Free Beatles Christmas Cards 2010
There are seventy-five new beatle books this month decorating store windows and displays. Their entire catalogue has been re-released and repackaged twice this year, and the record shops are bursting at the seams with these sugary confections. There were twelve mov... Comment - Like
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Oct 30, 2010, 5:59 pm
Book Review: How the Beatles Destroyed Rock ‘n’ Roll
An Alternative History of American Popular Music
HTBDR&R is an exhaustively researched history of popular music, analyzed in excruciating detail from its rural African-American songbook, through jazz, swing, and R&B, all the way up to relativ... Comment - Like
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Oct 9, 2010, 8:00 pm
Believe it or not, Beatles for sale is still for sale
The Beatles For Sale, aka: beatles IV, aka: beatles ‘65, found the FF at their burnt out, resentful and cynical best at what might be called ‘the ass end of beatlemania.’ Herded back into the studio with a diamond encrusted cattle prod a... Comment - Like
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Sep 4, 2010, 10:06 am
John Lennon’s toilet sells for $14,740
Number Two…Number One…Number Two….
Beatle albums are like assholes, everybody has one and they all stink.
Speaking of which, some of the beatles best work has obviously passed through this holy vessel which sold for more than George Harrison’s cra... Comment - Like
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Aug 27, 2010, 11:08 am
Beatle Thumbs up overtakes Vatican bums up
In a dramatic move designed to distract the general public from focusing on it’s various indiscretions, the folks at the Vatican have decided to turn the table and bend over themselves, for beatlemart.
Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano paid trib... Comment - Like
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May 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
We never thought anything could be done to make Let it Be listenable. Hailed by critics as a song that, “achieved a popularity well out of proportion to its artistic weight” and that it was “‘Hey Jude’, without the musical and emotional release,... Comment - Like
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Apr 11, 2010, 5:28 pm
A Fanatically Fab Fan
Welcome to a very special edition of Suck My Beatles. Today we present an interview with two extreme beatle fans who have been kind enough to share their time and collection with the fine folks here at SMB. We first became aware Steve after receiving a few messages from him wh... Comment - Like
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Apr 5, 2010, 6:05 pm
John Lennon’s selling power has yet to be exhausted.
The use of John Lennon’s words and image to promote a crappy French car has sparked horror and outrage amongst not just beatle fans but also the advertising community at large, who are shocked they didn’t think of it first. Adfreak call the... Comment - Like
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Mar 20, 2010, 11:21 am
We wish this was a joke. We really do.
Fab four fanatic transforms North Carolina home into Beatle shrine
Wed Jan 6, 2008, 3:31 PM
By Jacob Winston Clemens
The Associated Press
RALEIGH, NC. – John MacLeon, a man who affectionately refers to himself as ‘MacLennon,’ is a habitually caffein... Comment - Like
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Feb 26, 2010, 3:59 pm
What’s short, goofy, and full of semen?
Robert Zemekis has announced plans to resurrect the botched abortion known as Yellow Submarine, promising a brand new, computer animated 3D eyesore. If you remember, after the abominable movie HELP! was unleashed on the public, it was followed by the putri... Comment - Like
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Jan 12, 2010, 10:01 am
A History Channel Documentary
1000 years ago today, the Beatles roamed the earth.
This video is not meant to be a joke, but a warning. The beatle-blind masses have already begun re-writing history to deify not only the music and lives of the Fab Four, but every fuzzy dinky drizzle of banality as w... Comment - Like
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Jan 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
Pictures yourself in a boat on the ocean, with a ship full of freaks wearing John Lennon ties.
A beatle tribute cruise is preparing to set sail. The week long nautical nightmare leaves from Ft. Lauderdale Florida in March, sails the western Caribbean, visiting Belize, Costa Maya and Cozumel. This c... Comment - Like
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Dec 12, 2009, 11:10 am
Free Beatles Christmas Cards 2009
Seasons Greetings Friends,
The holiday season is once again just around the corner, and in view of these tough economic times we’ve decided to do our part to help save Christmas. Forget about taking out a line of credit to buy $8 Hallmark cards for your family a... Comment - Like
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Nov 29, 2009, 5:04 pm
In 1967 The beatles released Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band. It was instantly hailed as a musical milestone. We have no choice but to agree. Just as the Edsel was a milestone for cars, Betamax was a milestone for home video, Enron was a milestone for corporate investment and E.T. the Extra-Terr... Comment - Like
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Oct 20, 2009, 11:34 am
Beatlemart strikes again.
It’s sad to see a once proud nation driven into the ground at the hands of a deranged leader.
The Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper last year cut $45 million in arts funding. His freakish appearance at Ottawa’s National Arts Centre has given horrified Ca... Comment - Like
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