Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jan 20, 2012, 8:54 pm
I think this country needs to relish the days when a black man recognized the significance of the Republican Party, when real black men like Martin Luther King and Jackie Robinson recognized that the party of Lyndon Baines Johnson intended to enslave them for the next 100 years. Because the black ma...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jan 13, 2012, 8:38 am
The 2012 GOP field is about as appealing as a bloated corpse. You have the Massachusetts Moderate, who's really a liberal; the Philandering Head, who's really a liberal; the Sanctimonious Arlen Sphincter Protege, who has about as much chance to win the nomination as Barney Frank has at picking up a...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jan 10, 2012, 12:01 pm
#1. Be Arrogant #2. Be Condescending #3. Be self-important #4. Be self-righteous #5. Tout your superior intellect to help overcome your lack of self-confidence (see numbers 1, 2, 3 and 4 then go straight to #15). #6. Give slippery rhetorical answers to straight questions #7. Hide/Ignore or spin Ron ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Dec 28, 2011, 3:21 pm
Ah, Twitter. The virtual land of anonymity, fruitcakes, and just plain hateful people who can't take a joke. Granted, I was an insensitive basterd, as I usually am, when I tweeted "Fatwa You" to Moose-limbs in response to this merry Christmas story. But, hey, my comment was probably worse than a guy...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Oct 12, 2011, 9:57 am
If you had any doubt what we're up against with #OccupyWallStreet, this image, tweeted to me on Twitter (@snarky_basterd), should not only give you pause, it should send you to your local gun dealer to stock up. This is a fight for freedom, my friends. It's a fight for your way of life, your proper...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Oct 3, 2011, 3:32 pm
Why yes, yes it is. But what's fucked up and bullshit is that what you smelly, unwashed, crazies really want to do is bang on the Merrill Lynch bull all day and get free stuff. And. Like. Shit. Or, more to the point ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is this satire or what? I'm dying of laughter. Some one c...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Sep 7, 2011, 11:23 am
“Here comes the orator! with his flood of words, and his drop of reason.” -- Benjamin Franklin WASHINGTON, D.C – In a major campaign (jobs) speech before Congress tomorrow night, President Barack Obama will say that jobs are priority #1, just as soon as he gets re-elected in 2012. In the meant...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Bad Friggin Hair - Aug 27, 2011, 1:38 am
Saying this guy is a good piece of ass is, well, snarky. Good luck with your retirement, dude. Or is it dudette?
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Aug 27, 2011, 12:51 am
I Promise Never to K@@@ the President in Print Again. I Promise Never to K@@@ the President in Print Again. I Promise Never to K@@@ the President in Print Again. I Promise Never to K@@@ the President in Print Again. I Promise Never to K@@@ the President in Print Again. I Pro...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Dec 31, 2010, 12:13 pm
May 2011 see more routing of Democrats. May your resolutions become realities. May you send Barack Obama wicked thoughts that cause him to go terminally insane. Our future depends on it. Happy New Year Image via Moonbattery
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Dec 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Mitch McConnell (RINO, Ky) was killed today when a rabble of angry vegetables swarmed him outside the Russell Senate Office Building. Killer tomatoes ripped McConnell limb from limb and fed him to locally grown corn and cucumbers after McConnell turned traitor and helped Dem...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Nov 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
Try it. Sing the chorus of this song the next time Big Sis' goons want to pat your crotch and grab your breasts to see if you, a law-abiding American citizen, are planning to blow up an airplane. See how long they continue to grope us for no other reason than to give Janet Napolitano a hard on. Do ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Nov 3, 2010, 2:44 pm
The Loser in Chief may have lost his mandate last night, when the American people responded to him calling them "the enemy" by firing The Wicked Witch of Congress and her Merry Band of Congresscriminals. But all is not lost! At least Zero is getting some good lovin' today overseas. Only problem is,...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Oct 22, 2010, 10:26 am
That's right. All you right wing extremists have a mental disorder, Anxiety-induced Obama Underappreciation Syndrome. Or so says the Supreme Dickhead himself, president Zero, a man handed a potential dynasty on a silver platter only to promptly fuck it up so badly he'll see his majority run over in...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Sep 11, 2010, 6:00 pm
The memorial pages dedicated to the victims of September 11, 2001, speak to the lives of the 2,996 people who died that day, but mostly they speak to their loss and to what they are not here to witness today. One of the memorial pages for Andrew Alameno, 37, who worked as a trader in the North To...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Sep 11, 2010, 5:27 am
Back when life was a lot more simple and my view of the world was a lot less clear, September 11th happened. Then everything changed, for obvious reasons. Eight years later I still don't have the words to describe what that day was like, how I felt then, or what it means now. I do know I am not the ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Sep 1, 2010, 7:46 am
You just know that's what he was thinking.
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Aug 6, 2010, 8:41 pm
Well this was a big fooken surprise. Apparently while I was busy being absent most of the time over the past two months, you readers ... you crazy beautiful racist teabagging mongrels you, everyone ... secretly (WITHOUT MY DAMNED PERMISSION!) nominated FYADHD for the 2010 Top Conservative Blog Award...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jul 30, 2010, 10:16 am
Finally, Obowma pays deference to someone with far more class, far more balls to tackle real fiscal problems instead of avoiding them on the golf course ... finally Zero bows to someone who deserve it, NJ Gov. Chris Christie: H/T: Cubachi
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jul 28, 2010, 8:40 pm
C'mon, I dare you to find the dood in the photo. Our dear POSOTUS even crosses his legs like a girl.
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jul 15, 2010, 10:49 pm
From the twat of the twat, Grumpy Old Twat
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jul 14, 2010, 2:48 am
Because it sure looks like Mobama just was. U.S. First lady Michelle Obama flashes two thumbs-up to the crowd, as she is introduced by Panama City Beach Mayor Gayle Oberst, on Panama City Beach, Florida July 12, 2010. Obama visited the area to show support for the people and businesses impacted by ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jul 14, 2010, 2:48 am
Because it sure looks like Mobama just was. U.S. First lady Michelle Obama flashes two thumbs-up to the crowd, as she is introduced by Panama City Beach Mayor Gayle Oberst, on Panama City Beach, Florida July 12, 2010. Obama visited the area to show support for the people and businesses impacted by ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jul 11, 2010, 3:11 pm
I saw this tweeted today on Twitter and just couldn't help but share it with my fellow crazy crackers out there (courtesy @CrackaCrib): O say can't you see that my crib's got your life What you sleep through @ night'll be your undoing. With broad stokes of my pen, through the force of my bills O'er ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jul 11, 2010, 3:11 pm
I saw this tweeted today on Twitter and just couldn't help but share it with my fellow crazy crackers out there (courtesy @CrackaCrib): O say can't you see that my crib's got your life What you sleep through @ night'll be your undoing. With broad stokes of my pen, through the force of my bills O'er ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 22, 2010, 7:21 pm
"Tolerance" goes beyond the pale these days over at the Democratic Underground Message Board (DUMB), where moderators have brought down from Mount Insane a tablet of Commandmants governing inter-party dialogue. As Moonbattery points out, instead of simply saying ixnay on DUmmays attacking DUmmays, t...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 19, 2010, 9:59 am
It's probably no secret to my regular readers who also blog, and certain others -- I am Barack Obama's Oil Spill's Blog. I kept it a little quiet for a bit from most of my non-blogging readers, but anyone who knows my regular posting frequency here can obviously tell I've dropped off both in amount ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 17, 2010, 10:25 pm
Maybe it's a little more blatant than when Zero got caught looking (except, in Zero's case, we all knew he really was looking at the paper on the step). Poor Charlie. He makes it look sooooo convincing. When you just know he was wishing The One was in that thong. Images via Powerline
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 15, 2010, 9:01 pm
And whyyyyyy not? Why not ban from part of their own country those racist Americans trying to keep illegal, non-U.S. citizens from entering and entrenching themselves in their country? Who the hell are those awful white and black and brown and green and yellow and polkadotted Americans to try to def...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 15, 2010, 11:54 am
And I was going to write a satire having him greet the students with a smile, common courtesy, and offer to buy them a beer. What was I thinking? H/T: allahpundit
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 12, 2010, 10:23 pm
It's incredibly important, in these times of Dear Leader wanting to take over these here innnertubz, that we continue to up the revolution ... right up their wazoos, if need be. This is one of those times. Apparently, according to innertubz money giant PayPal, Atlas Shrugs is a "hate site" (h/t: Soy...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 12, 2010, 9:04 am
Who knew he could do something right? H/T: King Shamus
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 11, 2010, 8:20 am
As Barack Obama's Oil Spill's Blog notes, the liberal entertainment industry doesn't seem too terribly upset about the spill trying to get so far up into the Mississippi it fulfills Ray Nagin's dream of making NOLA a Chocolate City again.
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 8, 2010, 7:53 pm
And now for something completely different, let's focus on the serious side of having to deal with the Appeaser in Chief, the Iranian situation. For a little change of pace, I'd like to bring in a heavy hitter. Please give the Reaganite Republican a nice ADHD welcome ... and make sure you click the ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 7, 2010, 6:50 pm
Image via iOwnTheWorld's ironic Irony Curtain Helen Thomas, the moldy, lumpy ... ahem ... "journalist," who covered all 44 presidents, the Civil and Revolutionary Wars, and God's rest on the seventh day, has ... moved the fook on. Praise Yahweh. It's a special honor for a low-class, jew-hating moos...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 6, 2010, 12:27 pm
Apparently Obama's oil spill has evolved from an ecological nightmare and now has the ability to type, as noted here. Rather than steal its thunder, I'll let the oil spill tell you all about it.
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 5, 2010, 6:42 am

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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 4, 2010, 8:33 pm
Is that Helen Thomas on the line? h/t: POWIP Oh. Sorry for the lack of context. In case you haven't heard yet, here's a minute of your life you won't waste:
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 4, 2010, 9:25 am
The photo of this billboard looks Photochopped. It came to me via email, but my virus protection sent off warning signals so I found another copy at Theo Spark's. If anyone in Arizona has seen it, please let me know. I'll make sure to update this post, true or false. UPDATE: Totally Photoch...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - Jun 1, 2010, 12:33 pm
GULF OF MEXICO -- Speaking through a BP interpreter at a press conference today, the spill gushing millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico defiantly told pResident Barack Obama to plug his own damn hole. “The federal government hasn't a damned thing to do with shutting me down, and...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 31, 2010, 10:01 am
H/T: JammieWearingFool Has it really come to this ... this ... this travesty of political correctness? What kind of a crazy, mixed-up world is it when your mugshot doesn't reveal how you really look? The audacity! For murder suspect Eduardo Ibarra Perez gets to save face. He might have a viole...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 31, 2010, 9:05 am
Normal Rockwell's Four Freedoms To my brothers and sisters who have died in the service of our nation, I thank you for my freedom. See more real Memorial Day monuments here.
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 30, 2010, 10:29 am
There once was a land far away, in which principled men established a civilization like no other seen before it, and no other seen since. It was a civilization in which the rule of law allowed for human beings, endowed by their creator, to set forth on their own journeys, to pursue their own intere...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 28, 2010, 12:01 pm
This is a morph image I made of Mobama and Obama at this site, which I found over here. I just love the donkey ears and lopsided eyes and protruding mouth. Barack Obama, our angry pResident, today brusquely shot down insinuations his Memorial Day vacation was planned by staffers. "I take responsib...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 28, 2010, 9:57 am
Image via Rev. Right On one hand, I Thank God. On the other, I've just realized the rest of his term will be strangely quiet. I just can't bear going on not hearing him tell yet another lie, like fake stories about his children asking him, "Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" Especially wh...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 27, 2010, 9:35 am
Some of you may recall my response to the Census Bureau selecting, ordering me to participate in the American Community Survey and the 2010 Census (so that, IMAO, pResident Zero can find out just how many of us teabaggers out here he really has to conquer and divide). Funny thing is, Census workers...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 26, 2010, 11:53 am
With passage of the Senate version of financial "reform," the Obama Regime is now poised to take over 60 percent of our economy (when combined with Obamacare), once the bill is reconciled with financial "reform" the House passed in December. I always wanted the government to monitor my credit card ...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
The dead from the massacre at Tienanmen Square, China, in 1989, what "one day" of being China in America could look like. Me. And millions, tens of millions, maybe more, like me. You know, rich white teabagging racist elitist nazi rednecks from flyover country (yes, it doesn't make any sense,...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 23, 2010, 9:10 pm
Obama is so brilliant, the smartest pResident ever, it's been said (by loony leftists without an ounce of proof), that he marked the occasion of a journalist slain on camera in the most flitting and ridiculous of ways. Read Mark Steyn's piercing essay on just how galling our lazy Teleprompt...
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Snarky B. posted an article on Feed Your ADHD - May 23, 2010, 9:22 am
This, of course, is no referendum on our dear pResident. Republican Charles Djou emerged victorious tonight in the special election to fill Hawaii's vacancy in Congress, giving Hawaii its first GOP member of Congress in 20 years.I'll bet Zero wets his pants every time he hears the results of...
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