David M.

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Drunk Texting Marriage Proposal

David M. posted an article on - Nov 5, 2009, 5:13 am
I go on a lot of bad dates. At least those are the ones I tend to blog about. Sill, proof does exist that not all of my first dates suck. A woman I recently went on two dates with texted me at 2am. S...
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Sorry My Son Kicked Your Son's Ass

David M. posted an article on - Nov 4, 2009, 5:30 am
It’s wrestling season in the middle school, and I watched a meet last night. My teen son quickly pinned his opponent. So fast, in fact, he looked up at the ref, wondering when the call would come. T...
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From Sizzle to Fizzle Before the Second Date

David M. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 4:15 am
I had a rockin’ date this past summer. I saw a woman in a wine bar, tried to chat her up, failed miserably – but then got her number a week later from a friend of hers who it turns out I knew. App...
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Crashing a Parents Party on Halloween

David M. posted an article on - Nov 2, 2009, 4:13 am
My teen son decided to trick-or-treat this Halloween with a new group of friends. He’s in eighth grade and they’re in seventh, and I didn’t know any of these kids. When I dropped my son off, I m...
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Halloween is Great for Adults!

David M. posted an article on - Oct 30, 2009, 5:30 am
Halloween is great for adults! Anyone can see that from this pic. I mean, how often do you actually want police presence at a party? Only when it’s a sexy cop! Today, Dad’s House rides ...
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Couch Sex

David M. posted an article on - Oct 28, 2009, 5:20 am
I don’t know what it is about the leather couch in my TV room, but women love having sex on it. Yes, I said women. Cut me some slack. I’ve been divorced ten years, and I’ve owned this couch for ...
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Good Samaritan Cyclist Loses the Girl

David M. posted an article on - Oct 27, 2009, 5:14 am
I was out cycling this past weekend when I came across two preteen girls on their mountain bikes. One of them was totally frustrated with her bicycle, so the two of them swapped and they started pedal...
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Blind Date – Ugh

David M. posted an article on - Oct 26, 2009, 5:02 am
I’ve been on some bad blind dates in my day – women who fudged their age by 10 years, trimmed their weight by 50 pounds, turned out wanting a sexy arrangement (yeah, that kind of sexy arrangement....
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My Dad Invented Google

David M. posted an article on - Oct 23, 2009, 5:09 am
I showed up at a local Laser Tag place to pick up my son from a youth group outing. He was paling around with some boys a year younger than him. No one I knew. But they were excited to see me. They c...
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Tit for Tat Coparenting

David M. posted an article on - Oct 22, 2009, 5:05 am
There’s give and take in every relationship, whether you’re dating, married, or divorced. When you have kids, a nice goal is to share the coparenting workload. Tit for tat. But what hap...
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Is Divorce a Crime? David Brooks Might Think So

David M. posted an article on - Oct 21, 2009, 5:08 am
I recently had the pleasure of hearing New York Times Op-Ed columnist David Brooks speak in Silicon Valley as part of the Celebrity Forum Speaker Series. Let me just say – I was shocked at some ...
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When a Single Parent and Child Both Get Sick

David M. posted an article on - Oct 20, 2009, 5:22 am
My son came down with a fever this past weekend. Stuffy nose, tired, achy. He had a mixture of cold and flu symptoms. No fun for him, at all. When Monday hit, he was still sick. No problem, I...
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The Boys are Back – Movie Review by a Single Dad

David M. posted an article on - Oct 19, 2009, 5:05 am
I recently saw The Boys are Back, a movie starring Clive Owen (who gave an outstanding performance), about a single dad who gets in way over his head trying to raise two boys after his wife suddenly p...
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The Police and My Teen Daughter

David M. posted an article on - Oct 16, 2009, 5:31 am
It’s the police! That, a text message sent by my teen daughter, not twenty minutes after she left for astronomy class. WTF!? Had she gotten into an accident? Was she pulled over for a driving offe...
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Single Dad Dating Advice for his Teens

David M. posted an article on - Oct 15, 2009, 11:07 am
... a single dad on the dating scene, I can totally relate to my teens as they date. I know full well that romantic relations can ... of whiskey and a grain of salt. Dating Advice from a Dad to h...
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Divorce Separation – Living Together Under One Roof

David M. posted an article on - Oct 14, 2009, 5:03 am
My wife and I were married for 9 years and had 2 children when we first talked about getting divorced. We’d already been through three different stints of couples counseling to address various issue...
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Do You Spoon Naked?

David M. posted an article on - Oct 13, 2009, 5:04 am
When you hit that magical night for third-date sex (or a sooner night, later night, whenever night; who’s counting?) – and you’re spooning all night with a new partner – do you wear pajamas? S...
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Married Couples Partying Without Single Parents

David M. posted an article on - Oct 12, 2009, 5:10 am
This past weekend at a youth soccer game, one of the soccer dads was chatting with me about a mutual friend, George. “You should hear George go off at a party,” the soccer dad said. “He’s alwa...
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Kick-Ass Run for my Teen Daughter

David M. posted an article on - Oct 9, 2009, 5:24 am
My daughter’s high school cross country team is one of the best in the area, and my daughter is lucky enough to be running with them this year. She’s played soccer for ages, and run track for year...
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Single Parent Dating Takes Patience

David M. posted an article on - Oct 8, 2009, 5:36 am
For privacy reasons, I tend not to blog about relationships I’m actively involved in. As such, Dad’s House readers get a skewed view of my single parent dating life. I blog about hookups gone awry...
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Texting Goodbye to a Lover

David M. posted an article on - Oct 7, 2009, 5:19 am
My friend with benefits texted me: You should know I met someone interesting who wants to date. Consider me off the market for the time being. I wasn’t too surprised. We’d been seeing each other ...
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My First Girlfriend Post-Divorce

David M. posted an article on - Oct 6, 2009, 5:36 am
I thought my first serious post-divorce girlfriend was “the one” I was wrong. Head on over to the Hot Dads blog for a heartfelt post about dating after divorce: My First Post-Divorce Gi...
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Hotel Housekeeping – at 9am!

David M. posted an article on - Oct 5, 2009, 5:13 am
My kids and I were in Albuquerque this past weekend, attending the Balloon Festival. Yes, it was fun. (I’ll post pics and stories as soon as my daughter uploads photos from her camera.) We were awa...
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Parking Ticket at Astronomy Class

David M. posted an article on - Oct 2, 2009, 5:13 am
Our local junior college has an astronomy class with a reputation for being very good. The school has a decent-sized telescope, and the instructor co-wrote the textbook they use. He’s not quite Carl...
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Boys Soccer is a Contact Sport!

David M. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2009, 5:10 am
My thirteen-year-old son is playing soccer this fall, and let’s just say it’s been an eye opener for me. I know from watching Italian Serie A, as well as my daughter’s high school varsity team, ...
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Single Parent Dating is Tougher than a High School Crush

David M. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2009, 8:10 am
High school crushes can be difficult for teens to navigate. I know, because I have a teen daughter who is dating right now. Plus, I was a dating teen myself, back in the stone age. (I actually had a ...
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Husband Wants to Watch

David M. posted an article on - Sep 29, 2009, 5:23 am
When it comes to dating and sex, I’m an open-minded guy. Older men younger women fantasies aside, sometimes I interact with women my age. Or even a little older. A 50-year-old woman contacted me th...
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Older Men and Younger Women

David M. posted an article on - Sep 28, 2009, 6:00 am
If youth is wasted on the young, perhaps old age is being wasted on me. I was recently in a coffee house when two younger women checked me out. Yes, the older men younger women fantasy flashed through...
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Recipes for Cooking Swiss Chard and Beet Greens

David M. posted an article on - Sep 25, 2009, 6:00 am
You gotta eat your leafy greens! They’re great sources of vitamins and energy. Some kids don’t like them, but rest assured, with the right recipes for cooking beet greens and Swiss chard, your kid...
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Booty Call Calendar – One Year Late

David M. posted an article on - Sep 24, 2009, 5:01 am
I received an email the other day. Dear David. We hooked up last year. It was fun. Call me if you’re unattached and we’ll catch up. I miss having a good man around. Wait a sec – I hooked up wi...
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When a Date Wants to Polish the (blank)

David M. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2009, 5:00 am
Recently, a date wanted to polish the (blank) in my home. Now, now, get your urban-slang minds out of the gutter. This post is about polishing actual things. Glass things. And silver things. And sh...
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Planning a First Date is So 2000 and Late

David M. posted an article on - Sep 22, 2009, 5:33 am
Call me old school, but I grew up thinking it was a good idea to actually plan dates. You know, pick a night, a time, a place, and then go do it. Women I’ve recently come in contact with are making...
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My Teen Son Wants a Golf Cart

David M. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2009, 5:14 am
Saturday was school beautification day, so my civic-minded son and his friend volunteered their afternoon weeding weeds and planting plants at their middle school. Oh, and driving a golf cart. Turns...
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Virile In My 40s

David M. posted an article on - Sep 18, 2009, 5:10 am
Men over 40 can’t get it up! Or so some women say. At least they’ve said that to me, before we dated. After? That’s a different story entirely… Head on over to the Silicon V...
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Name That Tune

David M. posted an article on - Sep 17, 2009, 5:09 am
My teen son plays trumpet in his middle school band. Last year, the band played popular music like the theme from Harry Potter, and Viva la Vida by Coldplay. This year? They’ve gone classical, at l...
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Is Divorce Coparenting Easy?

David M. posted an article on - Sep 16, 2009, 5:05 am
A Dad’s House reader politely pointed out that I have it much easier as a divorced man who coparents with my ex, than a full time single dad. To wit: I don’t mean to diminish what you do as a sin...
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How to Cheat at the Kissie Game

David M. posted an article on - Sep 15, 2009, 5:03 am
Some nights my kids and I play a kissie game when they go to bed. They crawl into bed. I’m supposed to kiss them on each cheek. (Yes, they’re both teens. You’d think they would have tired of thi...
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Lady of the House

David M. posted an article on - Sep 14, 2009, 5:32 am
Sunday morning, the doorbell rang. I hadn’t had my coffee yet, but at least this single dad was up. I looked out the window, and there’s some lady standing there. Was it a neighbor whose turtle cr...
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Drinking and Sex – Time for a Study!

David M. posted an article on - Sep 11, 2009, 5:00 am
... . Ya’ think!? (If you’re not sure you agree, check my backyard sex, wild animal story. It happened after cocktails.) Of ... the Hot Dads blog and read about: Drinking and Sex &#...
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When Sexy Texting Leads to Divorce

David M. posted an article on - Sep 10, 2009, 5:03 am
I earlier told the story of a Dad’s House reader who found a pre-paid GoPhone in his wife’s lingerie drawer. Turns out his hot wife was having a discreet affair. The secret phone had sexy text mes...
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Dear Jon Gosselin, I Can Relate

David M. posted an article on - Sep 9, 2009, 5:33 am
Jon Gosselin recently talked to ABC News about things that led to his divorce. For one, Jon said he got tired of Kate Gosselin talking down to him and berating him. Jon said he finally took a stand fo...
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Why Does Life Have To Be Planned?

David M. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2009, 5:04 am
Imagine you’re divorced with 50-50 custody during the week. For custody on holidays and long weekends, the kids go with one parent or the other. So if your ex got the kids for Memorial Day week...
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Labor Day BBQ

David M. posted an article on - Sep 7, 2009, 8:00 am
It’s labor day here in the States, which means a blogger vacation for me! BBQ is the word of the day. (Or barbecue, barbeque, bar-b-q, whatever!) Feast yourself with one of these tastey meals f...
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Can Friends With Benefits Still Be Friends?

David M. posted an article on - Sep 4, 2009, 5:08 am
I’ve had some great impromptu dates recently with girl friends of mine. Note the space between the words “girl” and “friends”. I didn’t say “girlfriendsâ...
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Spinach for Breakfast

David M. posted an article on - Sep 3, 2009, 5:03 am
My thirteen-year-old son woke up tired the other morning. Really tired, like it took an army of elephants to drag him out of bed. He could barely hold himself up over his Cheerios and Ovaltine hot coc...
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Senior Moment

David M. posted an article on - Sep 2, 2009, 5:10 am
Ever have a senior moment? You know the type – you wonder where your glasses are, only to discover they’re sitting on top of your head? Well, I’ve got a senior moment beef to pick ...
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Miley Cyrus Pole Dance – Britney Spears Wannabe?

David M. posted an article on - Sep 1, 2009, 5:02 am
Miley Cyrus did a pole dance during a performance at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards in early August. Picture the 16-year-old singer on top of an ice cream cart (I’m not making this up), hanging on...
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When Hanging Out is Better Than Dating

David M. posted an article on - Aug 31, 2009, 5:00 am
You meet somebody new. You enjoy a coffee date or martini together. You’d like to see them again, but you don’t quite feel the spark, the chemistry, the je ne sais quois – it’s not quite there...
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Fiesta

David M. posted an article on - Aug 28, 2009, 5:00 am
Between two back-to-school nights this week, plus taking care of my kids and working, I need a fiesta! And so, I am declaring Friday to be Cinco de Mayo in August. I’m shaking my best margarita reci...
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I'm an Ass, Man!

David M. posted an article on - Aug 27, 2009, 5:03 am
A photo of a statue showing off a woman’s butt is plastered on Dad’s House blog today…? It can only mean one thing: I’m an ass man! Then again, maybe it means something else...
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