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Jan 28, 2010, 9:07 pm
I was just thinking about this the other day and decided to post it, even though it happened a few years ago and has absolutely nothing to do with St. Louis. I suppose it may give you some insight as to why I am the way I am-because I have been bombarded by this ridiculousness for a few too many y... Comment - Like
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Jan 24, 2010, 10:52 pm
It would appear that New Year's Eve was simply setting the tone for the remainder of my 2010. Since being asked out on a date by a drunken moron who didn't know his own phone number, the rest of the month has followed suit.
I went to watch the NCAA football championship at Side Bar with a big grou... Comment - Like
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Jan 3, 2010, 5:15 pm
My January horoscope told me that it was highly likely I may meet my soulmate this month. Clearly it was not referring to New Year's Eve. Everyone always talks about how NYE is always such a bust. I'd have to say that 99% of the time, I have to agree. Last year was a blast, but other than that, ... Comment - Like
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Dec 21, 2009, 8:35 am
Texts From Last Night proves it:
(636): At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
(314): You fucking left with him didn't you?! Comment - Like
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May 13, 2009, 10:14 am
As much as I attempt to maintain some semblance of a social life in this city, it’s only natural that I would come across blatant instances of douchebaggery from time to time. Okay, so it’s Saint Louis. It’s more like a weekly tool parade. My friend Mike staunchly believes that I’m some frea... Comment - Like
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May 7, 2009, 10:31 am
I’m an avid concert goer and a huge fan of live music. I prefer the rock genre, but I won’t pass up many chances to see a decent concert- especially when it’s free. So when our Charter Cable rep came into work today brandishing two tickets to the James Blunt concert and no one was eager to tak... Comment - Like
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Apr 27, 2009, 9:51 am
*Note: I had originally planned to hold off on this posting for a while, but the urgency and relevance of the subject matter literally jumped out at me from page 84 of Alive Magazine this morning. Also, so as to protect myself from a law suit, I will be changing the name of the character in question... Comment - Like
Ashley K. posted an article on
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Apr 23, 2009, 10:51 am
My first professional experience with St. Louis came on April 25th of 2006. I was a senior in college at the time, about to graduate in a less than a month and unleash my newly acquired knowledge (what little of it I retained after the alcohol induced mass sloughing off of braincells) on the unsuspe... Comment - Like
Ashley K. posted an article on
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Apr 8, 2009, 2:19 pm
Disclaimer: I don't consider myself a drunkard by any means. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good time just as much as the next individual, but it rarely reaches epic proportions and I'm the perfect picture of self controll 99.9% of the time. I've had those few and far between moments where I've had a... Comment - Like
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Mar 24, 2009, 1:31 pm
Walk Like An Egyptian
Verb/Adjective/Noun. Definition: Song popularized by 80s rock group "The Bengals"
See also: Egypt - Where Ballwin and the elusive Sky Music Bar might as well be.
"80s"
Noun. Definition: The preferred fashion choice of the majority of the inhabitants of the Sky Music Lounge in ... Comment - Like
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Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
I'm putting this out there for you, good people of the masses, to share your thoughts and opinions. In order to make an informed assessment, you will first need to know a few things about me. So, about me:
I am 25. I'm rather emotionally mature for my age - at least I think so. I also believe ... Comment - Like
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Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
I woke up this morning well-rested. I ate a large breakfast. I laughed while perusing Texts From Last Night over my morning coffee. And it all went downhill from there. I was dreading it. I knew since 4:45 last Friday that I would dread Monday at 8:15 a.m. I have grown to begin loathing my job. E... Comment - Like
Ashley K. posted an article on
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Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
The other night I was doing my treadmill routine at my new gym. They have very nice equipment, most of them have mounted televisions on them. As I'm pounding away on the elliptical, I notice the girl on the treadmill in front of me is watching "The Biggest Loser." Inspirational, no? I, contrastin... Comment - Like
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Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
... and that's the way I like it!
I've just finished building my online portfolio for my writing. Check it out, let me know if you like it (or if you notice any mistakes/issues):
www.ashleykleffer.blogspot.com
Now, to find prospective employers to send it to.
On a side note... only Blair and I c... Comment - Like
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Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
Well what's new with me? I'm poor. That's what. My 2 year anniversary of working at my current job came around in September and I've still yet to get a raise. I've tried my best to find a new job that will pay me more, with no luck. The economy is hurting too bad. So, that's left me with my last r... Comment - Like
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