Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jan 28, 2012, 8:00 am
We never got this much freedom with science fair projects when I as a kid.  Oh the times is changin. All in the name of science!  See the rest of these awesome science fair projects below  Where my 40 at?   Do NOT go to Jeremy's Slumber party   But Bacon has been proven to taste better b...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jan 21, 2012, 5:45 am
We found more Mall Ninjas.  In fact, we found a school dedicated to training them. Fast Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.) I can’t get enough of the Viper Academy. It’s like someone who grew up watching cheesy tactical shooter movies in a rough neighborhood then decided to confront violent crime...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jan 12, 2012, 4:27 am
Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but f**k them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2 (maybe 4) before then.     It’s all kind of ironic since, she’s been such a...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jan 11, 2012, 2:37 pm
If you come from religious perspective and can get over Colbert’s irreverence of tradition, you’ll realize that he’s doing what needs to be done more often—–punking out buffoons like Pat Robertson.  Pat is part of a long list of people smacking their lips on God’s behalf, claiming the k...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jan 8, 2012, 1:10 pm
Here’s a small collection of quotes with pics from “Ghetto Hikes” on Twitter.  Apparently these are quotes collected from guy with a full-time job leading urban kids on nature hikes.   He’s write down the crazy stuff they say.  The last two with the Doodiepants.com logo are ours.   Se...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jan 7, 2012, 5:40 pm
Economic arguments from generations ago play out before our eyes.  The original debate between Friedrich August von Hayek and John Maynard Keynes has shaped US economic policy for the last century.   Truly free markets…..or Government managed “Boom and Bust Cycles”.   The entire debate ca...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jan 6, 2012, 6:17 pm
This is from a couple years ago, but I had to post it.  It’s Rob Riggle at his finest. You might also remember him from the previous post The Navy Seal Who Shot Bin Laden.    Riggle goes in undercover and interviews Code Pink members protesting a Marine recruiting station. Time and again orga...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jan 5, 2012, 1:14 pm
An exclusive, sneak peak at the newest Disney movie; Disney’s Princess Ke$ha.  For those who thought that Ke$ha could never play a sweet, innocent Disney princess — well, you were right. The pop star puts her uniquely dirty spin on the fairy tale world in “Disney’s Princess Ke$ha,” a new ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jan 2, 2012, 9:54 am
Yahoo Answers has now become the ultimate collected display of human ignorance(and humor).  While some of the questions are so outlandish, they border on fake, my assumption is that a majority of them are the result of poorly educated adolescents and overly medicated housewives.   Doodiepants.com ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Dec 31, 2011, 7:55 am
Not Appreciated For those with a penchant for the disturbing…….there’s a cosmetics company by the name of “Neocutis” that is using pieces of human fetal tissue in their skin moisturizer products.  The company developed PSP for the treatment of skin ulcers, burns and scarring and soon rec...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Dec 29, 2011, 9:44 am
It’s only appropriate that we make fun of cultural stereotypes at the expense of those that are subject to them.  Yay! Offensive?……..could be.    The ordinary Muslim guy meme deserves a shirt as well.  I’m workin’ on it.   Check out the rest of this shallow offensive politically in...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 20, 2011, 1:55 am
Wow, we just hit our first 200,000 Hits!  It’s absolutely ridiculous that over 200,000 people have wasted parts of their day looking this site……..  Our SEO strategies are starting to pay off…..a little.   Please come here and continue to waste time. Dance Hard Poop Hard Dave Agrees YES...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 19, 2011, 6:54 am
You may have heard the famous “World of Warcraft” YouTube video “The Internet is For Porn” based on the “Avenue Q” musical.   This video rehash uses Sesame Street Characters and is so well done I absolutely had to post it. I wonder if the cookie monster deletes his cookies after lo...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 18, 2011, 6:39 am
Well, Here you go. DIY Amputations and 9 other self surgeries that could save your life. Check out this handy Flash animation. Clear and precise instructions are provided.  Don’t forget the value of a tourniquet! Tourniquets will save your ass!   DIY Surgery by Surgical Technologist   ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 16, 2011, 6:30 am
Remove any sharp objects in your area and or drinks from near your computer,  sit up straight. Click on the picture of the seemingly innocent girl.  READ Facebook Comments below the pic.   I think that might be the funniest FaceBook comment ever.  And……..That’s at least a foot long pe...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 15, 2011, 6:27 pm
The New Black Panther Party advocates black nationalism and anti-Americanism.  From the looks of the videos below, they’ve got all the marks of a terrorist organization that’s just waiting to bloom into full on violence.    If you remember all the buzz over the Black Panther voter intimidatio...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 14, 2011, 6:37 am
The Dalai Lama, a reincarnated leader of Tibetan Buddhism did not seem to grasp western concepts of Pizza ordering. Then Karl Stevanovic says, ‘Can you make me One with everything?’”  The Dalai Lama didn’t quite pick up on the play on words.  This is fortunate,  or he would have realized...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 13, 2011, 8:32 pm
For some reason the 2 top searches that bring people to Doodiepants.com are cheerleaders and ninjas.  I guess I’ll roll with it……..  In honor of the Ninjas and my absolute love for all things Ninja, I offer a small obscure gory ridiculous video clip that you will never forget. Enter Riki-Oh...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 13, 2011, 1:15 am
A friend of mine sent me this picture he took of a sign someone left leaning on a tree in Chicago.  Knowing that Doodiepants.com was a fan of bashing this ridiculous and misguided religion we were super happy!  We dedicated a post to this BS ‘religion of the stars’ and posted a video from the ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 13, 2011, 12:23 am
Zeitgeist Fail For those that have seen the movie “Zeitgeist”, this debunking video ought to be pretty interesting.  Part One of the Zeitgeist movie was a seemingly enlightening (and shocking) foray into the roots of Christianity.  Well, shocking unless you’re familiar with some of the cla...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 12, 2011, 5:34 am
Bill Maher and Jane Lynch deliver a dramatic reading of Representative Anthony Weiner‘s sextings with that hot Blackjack dealer from Las Vegas – Lisa.  How could anyone in the public take him seriously after this?  It was some of the most ridiculous and creepy chat I’ve ever heard.  I’m ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 12, 2011, 12:53 am
Let the world know how you feel about Islamic Extremism with this awesome shirt.   The value Tshirts are only 12.95 and good quality.  Or you can get snazzy and square your sexy lady friend away with one of these tank tops.  This shirt is a must have for any Enduring Freedom or Iraqi Freedom vet...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 11, 2011, 5:48 pm
Enter Christopher’s world, where everything from the “Lord of the Rings” is true and “Dungeons and Dragons” knowledge is akin to science.  His videos teach willful followers how to locate Nature Spirits, find their homes, feed their unicorns,  entice them with beverages, and trap them ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 9, 2011, 11:07 pm
Even the bears know, Quantitative Easing is just printing money Wondering what the hell the Federal Reserve is up to?  Have no idea how the US financial system works?  Why does Ben Bernanke think printing money is the solution?  Where is Goldman Sachs involved in all this? This video will answe...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 8, 2011, 4:14 am
Check out the latest Doodiepants.com T-shirt. This shirt is for the military guns and weapons lover.  The M4 SOPMOD Rifle with the famous internet meme “Haters Gonna Hate” emblazoned on the chest.  This would make an awesome Father’s Day gift.    All different styles and sizes are availab...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 8, 2011, 12:02 am
Don't Worry Aisha....God's Cool with it. Below is an excerpt from an article in the Weekly Blitz. Thinking it could be a fabrication, I had to check the source on this one.  It seemed way too ridiculous to be true.  The Weekly Blitz however, is the largest circulated periodical in Bangladesh. It�...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 4, 2011, 8:19 pm
These pictures are not the result of steroids or extreme body building.   The freaks in the picture have injected a substance known as synthol.  Synthol is referred to as an SEO or Site Enhancement Oil.   Synthol is 85% oil, 7.5% lidocain, and 7.5% alcohol. It was originally designed to be used t...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 3, 2011, 3:05 am
You all remember Eli Porter? The freestyle rap battle champ from Chamblee High School that everyone kinda felt bad for laughing at because we all thought he was retarded?  Well, in case you wondered what happened to him, check out this documentary: People’s Champion. It’ll be released in early ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 1, 2011, 11:35 pm
My Childhood Gun Battle Fantasies ris video and graphic design team, Megaforce directed this new music video for Is Tropical’s new track, The Greeks. Mixing a bit of animated gun violence, rockets, fiery explosions, blood splatter and real-life footage, they managed to make an amazing music vid...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - Jun 1, 2011, 4:57 am
Cool little Doodiepants.com Google Search Promo.  YouTube Search Story Creator is a tool to create videos like the YouTube’s Super Bowl ad, Parisian Love. It’s easy.  Enter up to seven search terms, pick a style of music and you’re off!   You can customize the search to use Google Maps, ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - May 31, 2011, 4:57 am
So, if you type in “can Jesus” into the Google search box,  a bunch of Google search recommendations and related phrases pop up below.  One of them is “can Jesus Microwave a burrito”. Much like celeb cellulite and dramatic chipmunks,  this is one of those things that’s nearly impossible...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - May 30, 2011, 1:19 am
Beat this for an odd piece of history you never knew.  The most well-known witch trial in Iceland involved Jon Jonsson, who admittedly used a book of magic and Runes of Farting against a local girl.  As a result, these magic runes caused extreme humiliation, abdominal discomfort, and constant fart...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - May 29, 2011, 3:26 pm
A Chicago lawyer says his opponent in a small claims case is using an unfair tactic by sitting a buxom woman next to him at counsel’s table. Chicago Attorney, Thomas Gooch made the quote of the year when he made an objection to Paralegal Daniella Atencia‘s presence in the courtroom.  “Person...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - May 28, 2011, 9:28 pm
Happy Memorial Day 2011 – May 30th.  Respect for all those who didn’t make it back and to all those downrange. So, You can run 2 miles in 11:30?  You’ve done over 10 Ultra marathons?  You went up and down Mount Kilimanjaro in a few hours?    Humble yourself fool…….. Try it with no le...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - May 27, 2011, 12:09 am
Let’s just start fighting wars with flying robots aka “drones”.  We’ll hire video game heroes and RC pilots.  Forget large groups of infantryman, marines, and huge support chains.  Keep them back out of line of fire.  Sure, you’ll always need the unit on the ground dealing with locals ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - May 26, 2011, 12:59 am
This Hottest Couples of 2011 post is only here to make you smile.  Plus it’s a nice chunk of shallowness to counteract yesterday’st mildly serious post about the end of the world and the related offensive tshirt. By now you’ve realized that these are infact……not the Hottest couples of ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - May 25, 2011, 11:08 pm
It’s a damn shame I even had to make the “Rapture Vet” shirt.  For most people  around me(Christians and non-theists alike), Harold Camping‘s rapture prophecy was a complete joke, but for large groups of people throughout the US, May 21st’s rapture and commencement of the Apocalypse was ...
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Doodie Pants posted an article on Doodie Pants - May 25, 2011, 12:43 am
When Barack Obama was running for president he was attacked for being a Christian follower of Rev. Jeremiah Wright‘s church and espousing the views of black liberation theology.  Shortly after he was accused of being a follower of Islam in the footsteps of his Kenyan father .  Now, far right c...
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