Elvis Dingeldein posted an article on Clusterdouche! - Nov 5, 2008, 10:17 am
With over 95% of Alabama precincts reporting victory for "Anyone But The Black Guy" and Kentuckians hurriedly buying all the bourbon and firearms they can afford after declaring bankruptcy over medica...
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Elvis Dingeldein posted an article on Clusterdouche! - Oct 17, 2008, 7:00 am
John “Beep-Boop-Beep-Bop” McCain finally plugs into the 21st Century by employing a race of killer racist androids to make character-assassinating calls to violently bigoted Stupid Folk do...
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Elvis Dingeldein posted an article on Clusterdouche! - Oct 8, 2008, 7:32 am
Desperate to shore up support in the last remaining pool of racist assholes left that might vote for him, Senator John "Some of 'My Friends' Wear Hoods!" McCain went to the well last night for an Oldi...
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Elvis Dingeldein posted an article on Clusterdouche! - Oct 2, 2008, 5:22 pm
Elvis loads up the Prescient Guess-O-Faction Machine with a half-gallon of BBQ sauce, the sweat from Ann Coulter's jock-strap, two pure ounces of distilled juice from Pat Buchanan's Racist...
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Elvis Dingeldein posted an article on Clusterdouche! - Oct 1, 2008, 5:10 pm
In a desperate effort to "refill the ol' coffers" after 8 years of his running the place turns out to suck intergalactic monkey ass, President George Bush starts selling U.S. assets to the Still W...
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Elvis Dingeldein posted an article on Clusterdouche! - Oct 1, 2008, 10:46 am
In a Clusterdouche! Exclusive, we go behind-the-scenes to better understand why John McCain refused to make eye contact Barack Obama, and how a quick-thinking Tucker Bounds keeps his candidate cool un...
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Elvis Dingeldein posted an article on Clusterdouche! - Sep 29, 2008, 9:32 pm
The Stock Market™ loses a trillion dollars because you taxpaying pricks wouldn't loan it a measly $700 billion. Seriously, you taxpayers are asswipes and now The Market has taught you a lesson. ...
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Elvis Dingeldein posted an article on Clusterdouche! - Sep 25, 2008, 5:07 pm
Because Sarah Palin exceeds any definition in Heaven or on Earth of mere mortal douchebaggery, we give you a running tally of the magical splendor that is The Xanadouche...
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Elvis Dingeldein posted an article on Clusterdouche! - Sep 23, 2008, 5:26 pm
Sarah Palin stuns The Media first by actually talking to them -- something unheard of since her nomination to serve as Vice President of an America that has clearly lost its fucking mind -- and then b...
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