Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Dec 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Dear New Guy, We finally went out on our second date, and I had a really nice time!  It is nice to actually have real dates… I met you at your house, since it is closer to all of the good bar...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Dec 7, 2009, 6:15 pm
Dear Mr. Hottie, Wow, did you just throw me a curve ball.  It has even took a couple of days to write you this letter because I am not even sure what to say. The other night you called me at midnig...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Nov 30, 2009, 4:15 pm
Dear Self, Esme, you need to pull your act together.  What is your deal? OK, so your dating life up until now has been…interesting.  Not many people can have your experiences.  Some you bri...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Nov 29, 2009, 7:05 pm
Dear New Guy, I can’t believe it actually happened…almost three weeks after our first date…you finally asked me out on a second date.  For this next weekend.  OK, so I have to wai...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Nov 29, 2009, 6:49 pm
Dear Mr. Hottie, So in the last month, we have talked, remained friends.  At some point, you finally admitted that you have been seeing someone.  I told you I was happy for you!  Everyone deserves...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Nov 28, 2009, 4:51 pm
Dear New Guy, I really hate getting to know new people.  And I hate having to start playing the guessing game all over again. We haven’t been on another date since the first one, however we h...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Nov 12, 2009, 9:17 pm
Dear New Guy, Well, I met you on Match.com one of the first days that I was on there.  We had been writing, but I never gave you much of a thought.  However, we continued to write.  Continued to f...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Nov 7, 2009, 4:28 pm
Mr. Hottie, It’s been two weeks, here…two weeks.  Two very long weeks.  You have turned me down quite a few times the last two weeks.  Did I mention it has been two weeks?  It has, tw...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Nov 3, 2009, 12:48 pm
Dear Weirdo, So the day before my match.com membership expired, you contacted me.  We talked for a while, and you seemed genuine.  After talking for less than a month, I agreed to meet you for lunc...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 27, 2009, 11:39 pm
Dear Mr. Hottie, “Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.” -Anon Well,  I seem to be in the habit of revisiting men.  And I have to say, I d...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 22, 2009, 8:49 am
Dear Match.com, Suck it.  You have matched me with no one, and the only people that have winked or written are either in their 40’s (way to old) or early 20’s (and I have no desire to be...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 16, 2009, 7:07 pm
Dear Perfect, You actually had the audacity to text me today and ask me if I was still planning on attending your daughters birthday party. Congratulations…you have rendered me speechless̷...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 14, 2009, 11:38 am
Dear Perfect, I think I finally pissed you off, the way you have pissed me off.  I have been trying to forget about you.  I am not randomly texting you.  You are not the first person I want to tel...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 13, 2009, 11:18 pm
Dear Perfect, I don’t get you…or maybe I just don’t get men in general.  You told me you were seeing someone.  You cancelled all of our plans.  You don’t get why I am feeli...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 11, 2009, 12:33 pm
Dear Perfect, Well, it was almost like I tempted the fates.  I wrote you the last letter, and today you called me and let me know you have met someone.  And, like I predicted, it hurt.  It hurt a ...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 9, 2009, 9:40 pm
Dear Perfect, Well, I have been proven weak.  However, I think we are both weak.  We both can’t be without each other right now.  But as a bonus, we are still on the same page.  We even tal...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 8, 2009, 5:53 pm
Dear Self, Well, you did it.  You let mom talk you into joining a internet dating website…yes…you caved and joined Match.com.  Why?  Well, you just couldn’t ignore her logic. Mo...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 1, 2009, 7:52 pm
Dear Mr. Hottie, Surprise, surprise!  I was not expecting to hear from you again!  My phone rang the other night, and your awesome baritone voice was on the other end.  Hey Esme, you said.  How a...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Oct 1, 2009, 7:05 pm
Dear Married Guy From Work Who Can’t Take A Hint, Really, how many times are we going to have to go over this? No, I have no interest in being your mistress. No, I have no interest in sleeping wi...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 25, 2009, 5:03 pm
Dear Married Guy From Work Who Can’t Take A Hint, When I first started my divorce process, you and your wife were going through some difficult times.  You two had separated.  We had a mutual ...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 17, 2009, 9:36 pm
Dear Perfect, I was at your place last week, spending time with you and your girls.  (I absolutely LOVE your kids, have I told you that?)  Your five-year-old came up to me as you were putting the t...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 17, 2009, 9:01 pm
Dear Self, You are aware that you and Perfect have been spending time together.  You love his children, and when they ask you go and play.  You enjoy his company (and his bedroom tricks), and when ...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 13, 2009, 1:19 pm
Dear Perfect, Why can’t I quit you?  Why is it you get inside me and mess with my emotions?  You wanted to meet up and explain things.  You wanted to set the record straight.  You wanted to...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 9, 2009, 2:35 pm
Dear Male Population, Why is it that it is impossible for you guys to pick up the phone and call your date when you decide to not show up?  Why is it you think it is okay to let some girl sit in a r...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 7, 2009, 2:07 pm
Dear Perfect, So we went out the other night.  I owed you, it was my turn to be designated driver.  I didn’t dress up, since I was just going out with you.  Its one of the things I liked abo...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 4, 2009, 10:10 pm
Dear Perfect, Well, there is a first time for everything.  Yesterday I answered my first booty-call.  I have never met up with someone for that reason, and that reason only.  And there I was…...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 3, 2009, 6:52 pm
Dear Creepy Old Guy, Please, PLEASE don’t ever go up to a woman…who is working…and say: I’d really like to spend some time with you. I think I just threw up a little… ...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 3, 2009, 11:42 am
Dear Mr. Perfect, Maybe I should start calling you Semi-Perfect. But I was the one that caved.  I felt like I had no where else to turn.  So what did I do?  I called you.  You know what I am goi...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Sep 3, 2009, 10:18 am
Dear Co-workers/Brothers, All I hear from all of you guys is how I need to date more.  Really?  I thought I was doing pretty good.  Very rarely do I turn down an offer for dinner or drinks.  Very...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Aug 31, 2009, 11:20 pm
Dear Perfect, I really wanted to write you this letter some time ago.  I have had a problem putting these thoughts down on paper.  I still have so many emotions when it comes to you.  So many that...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Aug 31, 2009, 1:31 pm
Dear 24 year-old Horndog, OK, I have had it.  Yes, we went out on a date.  I met you during the academy.  You found out I was single, and you asked me out for dinner and drinks.  I thought you we...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Aug 30, 2009, 8:39 pm
Dear Firefighter, I have so much to thank you for, and you have no clue.  Probably never will, since I would never be brave enough to tell you this in person.  But you are the man that gave me the ...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Aug 30, 2009, 12:36 pm
Dear Mr. Hottie, I got the most interesting call from you yesterday, but let me back-track a little.  Let’s reminisce, shall we? I met you soon after the date-rapist episode.  I was out with...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Aug 24, 2009, 9:28 pm
Dear Wanna-be Date-Rapist, A friend decided to set up, thought we would be compatible.  I said I don’t do blind dates.  She gave me your e-mail address.  I held onto it for a number of month...
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Esme Williams posted an article on Love, Esme - Aug 20, 2009, 11:00 pm
Dear ex-husband, That’s right, I am not even going to capitalize your status.  You are not worth it.  You are barely worth me writing these words.  However, I will.  I will reiterate what I...
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