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Jun 6, 2011, 10:21 am
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion a Chimpanzee a Giraffe and a Squirrel. If they compete, who do you think would get the Banana first? So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will Comment - Like
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Jun 5, 2011, 12:18 pm
I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries. The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?” Another one One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted…. ‘Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said…’where? ... Comment - Like
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Jun 3, 2011, 12:30 pm
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May 19, 2011, 10:20 am
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May 11, 2011, 11:40 am
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May 9, 2011, 11:57 am
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it…’ For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that Comment - Like
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May 7, 2011, 10:04 pm
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Mar 28, 2011, 7:13 pm
DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters: MOON STAR... Comment - Like
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Dec 24, 2010, 10:31 am
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, And would probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say Good Morning, Let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, th... Comment - Like
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Dec 4, 2010, 9:55 am
Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction. Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exists two sides of the same coin. You be the judge.. All good things come to those who wait. BUT Time and tide wait for no man. The pen is mightier than the sword. Comment - Like
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Dec 2, 2010, 9:50 am
An English professor wrote the words : “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote : “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” All the females in the class wrote : “A woman: without her, man is Comment - Like
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Oct 18, 2010, 11:23 am
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Oct 8, 2010, 1:24 pm
Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man Comment - Like
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Oct 6, 2010, 11:42 am
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after Comment - Like
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Oct 4, 2010, 10:37 am
A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either a teacher’s brain which would cost him $10,000 or a politician’s which would cost $100,000. “Does that mean that the politician’s brain is much better than the teacher... Comment - Like
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Oct 1, 2010, 10:59 am
On the last day of kindergarden,all the children Bought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son Handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is-its some flower!” “That’s right !”shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s daughter h... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2010, 6:54 pm
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: D... Comment - Like
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Aug 11, 2010, 3:43 pm
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Aug 2, 2010, 11:28 am
1. The nice men are ugly. 2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are Comment - Like
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Aug 1, 2010, 1:24 pm
1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.” 2. “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt” 3. Almonds are members of the peach family. 4. The symbol on the “pound” key (#) is called an octothorpe. 5. The... Comment - Like
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Jul 24, 2010, 1:48 pm
A man in his 40′s bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red Comment - Like
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Jul 23, 2010, 11:43 am
Three armed robbers eating at a Chinese Buffet came across three bins of fortune cookies labeled Cookie#1, Cookie#2, & Cookie#3 The sign said that 2 of the three cookies would be a ‘good’ fortune & 1 of the cookie’s fortune would be twice as good as the others. Each guy picked a di... Comment - Like
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Jul 13, 2010, 12:47 pm
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Jul 11, 2010, 1:43 pm
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over!’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,’Ow, that hurts.’ Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ‘Ouch! That h... Comment - Like
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Jul 8, 2010, 8:58 pm
A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time. The father and son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator. “What’s that Paw?” The boy asked. “I ain’t never did see nothin’ like that in my life” Replied the father. Seconds later an old ... Comment - Like
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Jul 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
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Jul 5, 2010, 5:32 pm
Two Doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.” said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams ... Comment - Like
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Jul 4, 2010, 2:09 pm
Dear Yellow Pages, we all have a thing called Internet, please stop wasting stuff! Add this to 100 bookmarks Share this on Bebo Submit this to Bitacoras Share this on Blinklist Engage with this article! Blog this on Blogger Mark this on BlogMarks Share this on BobrDobr Add this to BonzoBox Add this ... Comment - Like
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Jun 12, 2010, 1:10 pm
There are three women stranded on an island. One is brunette, one’s a redhead, and the other one is a blonde. There is land in sight. “I have an idea!” the redhead says. “We can swim there!” So the redhead jumps into the water, swims 1/4 of the way, and drowns. The brun... Comment - Like
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May 12, 2010, 10:21 am
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May 10, 2010, 10:28 am
Whether you are suffering from illness, discomfort, lack of breath under water or you simply need to awaken your senses this great list will be for you. It’s truly astonishing the healing powers of our bodies, and we’ll let you into a secret . . . most of the time your body can heal itself Comment - Like
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May 9, 2010, 12:54 pm
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May 7, 2010, 10:08 am
A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.” He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, “Are you going to eat that?” The other guy says, Comment - Like
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May 6, 2010, 10:54 am
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May 5, 2010, 10:41 am
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, Sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I... Comment - Like
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May 4, 2010, 10:20 am
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you’d least expect to find it. 4.... Comment - Like
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Apr 22, 2010, 10:16 am
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Apr 13, 2010, 10:18 am
Operator : ‘Thank you for calling Shanti Sagar Fast Food. May I have your…’
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Operator : ‘Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?’
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Apr 5, 2010, 10:21 am
10. The Aztecs drunk it
Chocolate was originally a cold drink whisked from cocoa beans by the Aztecs – and women were not allowed to drink it.
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9. It was more valuable than gold
When Cortes conquered the Aztecs in 1520, he found that cocoa beans were prized higher than gold.
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Apr 4, 2010, 11:32 am
SMART ANSWER #5 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked. “Yes or no,” she replied.
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