Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Feb 9, 2012, 3:44 am
This is what everyone looks like in McClure, OH.The other night I was trolling through my Facebook feed, checking in on people that I know but do not give a fuck about. There was the normal shit: Buckeye basketball stuff, someone talking unintelligible smack about the President as if he/she is frien...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Feb 8, 2012, 3:44 am
BRING ME CHRISTY CANYON!Hey single guys out there! Yeah, YOU! What do you do when you see a hot bitch at the bar wearing an engagement ring? If you aren’t a total creeper, you likely move onto the next skank. A very small percentage will still try to take that engaged girl out to the alley behind ...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Feb 7, 2012, 5:44 am
                    Even as a young child, boners always made Kris smile... This past weekend was wildly uneventful for me so instead of boring you with the details of how I whipped Ganondorf's green skinned ass, I'll just make a brief statement about Free Ribs Moneyshot Ni...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Feb 6, 2012, 3:00 pm
He'll be there.  Maybe.The agreement has been worked out earlier today and I can now safely announce that Ribfest is a go.  I agree with Mr. Ace that it will be held at Barley's Smokehouse (US 33 and Grandview Ave) on SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25TH.  Let's hold a tentative time of 5-5:30 pm.  I know tha...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Feb 6, 2012, 2:05 am
Best. Browns. Picture. Ever.Let's get to it.  I'm coming to you LIVE from the Money Mansion in suburban Columbus, Ohio!  I am wearing my favorite pair of sweatpants and my VERY worn Mr. T cut-off t-shirt (yes, I Pity Da Fool is on it...it is ELITE).  The dog is sleeping on the chair.  The wife i...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Feb 3, 2012, 3:44 am
I've been breaking down the Super Bowl in my own unique way since this blogs creation. This is the 6th year that I've instituted my 15-prong attack to figure how Sunday's game will shake out. Five years ago, I successfully predicted a Colts win and cover. In 2008, the numbers favored the Patriots bu...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Feb 2, 2012, 3:52 am
Fool, if it wasn't for Serge here, you and your cuz both would be cadaverous motherfuckers.We’ve waited long enough. It’s time to start focusing on the last real football game until Labor Day. I don’t watch Sportscenter much anymore so I have not yet been strangled to death by the analysis of ...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Feb 1, 2012, 4:18 am
I choose to fuck over The University of Ohio State.OK, here's the thing: Do you know how many of you sort of hate it when the site takes a day or two to talk about pro basketball? I know this and am aware of this which is why I try to save that stuff for when it truly matters or is huge news. That i...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Jan 31, 2012, 5:37 am
                                                "BLACK GUY!!!!!!!" For those of you who aren't Facebook friends with me (just ask Grumpy how fulfilling it is) you will be interested to know that I have discovered something earth shattering.  Pea...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Jan 30, 2012, 4:33 am
Dammit, there was no football this weekend.  Did you all notice that?  That sucked!  We've got a whole other week still of pointless, fabricated storylines and the dreaded Media Day before we can end the season in style.  I plan on doing another Live Journal for the Super Bowl itself which is al...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Jan 27, 2012, 4:01 am
You take that goddamn shirt off right now, fucker.The first time that I heard Terrelle Pryor speak, I knew that I was going to hate him forever. When I read about Bryce Brown, I felt the same way. Just one look at an 18 year old Jimmy Clausen damn near sent me on a homicidal spree. Sometimes you jus...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Jan 26, 2012, 4:28 am
Stop mocking Mike Utley, you sonofabitch!On Tuesday night, chapter of 5 of LeBron vs. Cleveland took place down in Souf Beach. The Cavs played hard (but not smart), LeBron was terrible, and somehow Chris Bosh single-handedly beat the talented, but not good, Cavaliers. I don’t ever like to see my b...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Jan 25, 2012, 3:59 am
Why was I not made aware of this ELITE tournament?The title is an actual text message received from commenter Drew at 3:08 pm yesterday. Well, I was all set to unleash a mild-mannered open forum-style post today until news broke yesterday that the hated Tigers swooped in and signed Prince Fiel...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Jan 24, 2012, 5:37 am
                          "What?  What the fuck did you just say about Eli?" ELITE Shawshank reference right there^.  Jesus Christ.  Have we all gone fucking mad?  Normally, I would just ignore all the insane babble I've heard over the past two weeks but I've reac...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Jan 23, 2012, 5:16 am
Dad, if it's OK, I want to host a tweet-up at your funeral.Joe Paterno has died.  I assume that most of you are expecting some sort of crass response from me today.  I don't think that that is going to happen though.  The guy died.  He lived a full life while accomplishing so much.  He had a fa...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Jan 20, 2012, 4:23 am
I think it's really funny that Rob Lowe is breaking huge news on his Twitter page.  He claims that he has a "darn good" source stating that Peyton Manning is done with football and that's good enough for me.  Granted, his source is either Andy Dwyer wearing a Reggie Wayne jersey or Detlef Schrempf...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Jan 19, 2012, 4:07 am
Tom Rinaldi has been a reporter for ESPN since who the fuck knows when.  He always seems to show up wherever bad shit is going down.  Seriously, he is EVERYWHERE.  And yet he managed to find a few minutes to sit down with yours truly for the first ACEterview in a long time.  Enjoy it now because...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Nov 1, 2011, 5:00 am
                         "Yep.  I definitely have a sweat pants boner." Look at all of you yesterday.  Trying to whitewash The Iceman into posting shit about storming the field.  The Iceman cannot be bought!  Unless you have cookies...or cupcakes that look like tits...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 31, 2011, 4:49 am
Saturday, some friends asked She$ and I to babysit their young daughter over night.  I didn't care, I was going out drinking.  But She$ had to work Sunday morning which meant that I would have the day shift and I'm a fucking disgrace around younglings.  Let me tell you something, watching a kid i...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 28, 2011, 4:12 am
Drew really ruined the surprise yesterday, but today’s edition is being dedicated to Beavis and Butthead (I refuse to put a – between the t and h). Now, for all of you young punks and old fuck, B&B was an MTV cartoon from the mid-90’s that was pretty revolutionary at the time. It was about not...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 27, 2011, 4:48 am
The Buckeyes are wearing these monstrosities on Saturday night for some reason. I don’t know why other than everyone likes to bend over for Nike. I don’t know what the uniforms actually look like, but I’m sure that they’re just as hideous. You know, call me old fashioned (which I’m not bec...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 26, 2011, 4:17 am
Thou shalt not doubt me.Due to circumstances that take place in a world where I’m a lot less awesome (the real one vs. the internet where I am a force), I have been unable to publish any pro football-related posts over the last two weeks. There is no doubt in my mind that you have missed my wonder...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 25, 2011, 5:36 am
                                                     "I pooped!" Welcome back to the Tuesday edition of The Money Shot where we do Tuesday things.  Today, I will be showing the Internet world how dumb we all are as a collective group.  Wel...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 24, 2011, 4:29 am
I'm not Chris Paul but I know a faggot when I see one.  Ide is a faggot.I'm at a funeral this morning (as I mentioned on Friday) so you've got Ide to start your week out right. Remember when he just casually mentioned the one time that he played pick-up hoops with Chris Paul? Here's that story:
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 21, 2011, 4:49 am
So the finale of Jersey Shore’s fourth season aired last night and no one, NO ONE, writes a better summary piece of the season that was better than G$. If you don’t watch it, I do not care. It’s not like this is hard to follow. You know who all of these people are anyway even if you’ve never...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 20, 2011, 4:52 am
I'm back in Ohio.  I've said it before and I'll say it again: Florida is an awful place.  It rained hard the entire time we were there.  We literally did not see the sun.  Now, it's not like I had big plans to go running on the beach and hugging Carl Weathers after a big race while wearing plum-...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 19, 2011, 4:33 am
This guy!!!I’m flying back from South Florida AKA Satan’s Butthole today and I needed an assist with the site. So I enlisted the help of some of the biggest Buckeye Football wankers to speak their mind. The topic? Pretty simple actually. Luke Fickell has obviously done a terrible job this season...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 18, 2011, 6:00 am
                      "Your Little Brother is bigger than my Little Brother..." Can you believe it's mid season (roughly) already?  It seems like only yesterday most of you shit pickles were on your periods about me taking over Tuesdays.  Memories.  Today I decided to ...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 17, 2011, 4:21 am
I was in an airport all damn day yesterday and that really pissed me off.  Football-less Sundays are the worst.  I did see that I nailed my pick of the Niners beating the Lions and thus Harbaugh made Schwartz look like a whiny little cunt (unfortunate but true).  From what I saw in the highlights...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 14, 2011, 5:46 am
Dammit, Tigers, JUST LOSE ALREADY.  I have this tremendous post in the chamber waiting to be shot at the face of Tigers fans, yet I have to keep hanging on.  So expect that on Monday in lieu of the Worst Of post since, you know, the Tigers are still going to lose.  Take a look at that pic of Swan...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 13, 2011, 4:15 am
Fudgesicles > Pudding PopsIs it possible to talk about baseball doins-a-transpirin’ without mentioning either of the two championship series? Well, we’re going to give it a shot because the off-field is more interesting and also no one of significance still cares about the games. There are two t...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 12, 2011, 4:46 am
Hello, Frankie!  Don't worry, it will make sense in a little bit.Today is going to be a little different. It will be a bit more personal in nature. I rarely get too much into my life (because it’s boring) but that’s what you’re getting this morning. Mostly, this is just going to be a colla...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 11, 2011, 6:00 am
                        "And you can suck on these Big Ten nuts, faggots." What's up cock warts?  This week all things Big 10 will be touched on in the intro and outro.  Welcome back evil Denard.  Those three first half interceptions were fucking masterful.  Each o...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 10, 2011, 5:36 am
Show some goddamn respect.  Me and the rest of RAIDER NATION are in mourning today.  So please, a moment of silence for quite possibly the greatest owner in football history (if you ignore the last decade), Al Lucifer Davis. ......................................................................
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 7, 2011, 12:02 am
Fuck.  Goddamn faggot fans are going to be up my ass today.  I'll have more in the morning (actually, I won't because I got everything out that I wanted to...I think), but 2 minutes after A-Rod finished his awesome series at the plate, these are my early thoughts: *It's always a strange feel...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 6, 2011, 5:12 am
And the award for Toughest Denim goes to...With the AVN Awards right around the corner (I have no idea but I assume they take place sometime within the next 12 months), I’m starting to get Award Fever. While not technically a disease like say “small pox” or “being a Steelers fan”, it still...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 5, 2011, 5:34 am
This man does not know the definition of "sleeves".I'm writing this up at 5:45 last night, still about 3 hours from first pitch of game 4.  I have to go to my mandatory annual United fucking Way charity dinner which takes for fucking ever and will cause me to miss a good chunk of the game.  Last y...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 4, 2011, 5:17 am
               "That Bauserman sure is purty.  He can suck my tooth any day." I just want to throw this out there first.  Cam Newton can get fucked and float back down to earth at his earliest convenience.  I'm not gonna bore you with the details, just know I want Cam to suf...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Oct 3, 2011, 5:45 am
With guns like those, he won't be unemployed for long.  And is that Eva Angelina behind him?  I think it might be!We're sort of going to combine a little baseball with our football today.  If we waited until Wednesday, that would be too long.  First things first, the Red Sox parting ways with Te...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 30, 2011, 4:31 am
I turn 31 today. Do you want to know how I’m celebrating? I’m going to have shepherd’s pie for the first time ever at some pub tonight and then I’m going to watch UC murder the RedHawks tomorrow. That’s it. Birthdays are absolutely fucking worthless. My parents sent me some money. I bought...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 29, 2011, 5:40 am
Football coach or Prince of Darkness?Goddamn wild card races have really thrown a wrench in my plans. In case you were unaware, tomorrow is Lacey Chabert, Tory Lane, and G$’s birthday. I like to use this as an excuse to mail-in a blog post. I was going to just throw up a mash-up video of ...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 28, 2011, 4:30 am
Clean up your skeet, Spiderman.There really isn’t anything going on that draws my ire at the moment, so how about dipping back into our old Wednesday staple, The Hump Day Hump? But first—a question! So I’m responsible for taking the dog for “night walk”. She$ takes him around the ‘hood a...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 27, 2011, 5:30 am
                          "Care to let a Southern Gent tear up that pussy?" Welcome to college football week 1 AB (After Bauserman).  I hope G$ and Grumpy enjoyed doing body shots out of each other's bellybuttons while watching the Fighting Scabies of BGSU whip the ...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 26, 2011, 4:35 am
Don't trust these sexy wenches!The following little tale is illegal.  I know this.  I am aware that what I did was stupid.  And no, I'm not talking about the open container.  So I'm pretty pissed off after sitting through a god awful MAC football game Saturday afternoon.  I stopped to get gas a...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 23, 2011, 4:30 am
I know what you all are thinking: “God, this guy sure does hate a lot of people” and “When is he going to talk about his high school football exploits again”. Well, what if I wrote up a post that answered both of your questions? Here we go. Like most people, I don’t hate as many peop...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 22, 2011, 5:27 am
I can’t be the only one out there that is totes enjoying the 2011 September collapse of the Boston Red Sox, can I? Wow. When your least favorite team goes through a stretch where they win something like 4 out of 100 games, that’s pretty damn special. If it also happens to possibly get them boote...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 21, 2011, 5:41 am
Wait a minute.  So you're saying that if I put my hands like this, the referee will stop the game clock?  Is this new?There are quite a few things that I don’t understand when it comes to “fan-dom”, but one of the big ones is the notion of “conference pride”. You see this all the time. ...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 20, 2011, 5:00 am
                 "Does flexing make these uniforms look less gay?  No??  Shit." What's up you fuckin ferries?  Another week of college football in the books and another week of awards to hand out.  Before we get started, I would like to give a personal deep fisted fuck you...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 19, 2011, 5:24 am
FUCK YOU, CARLOS!!!In case you didn't see, my RedHawks completely choked at Minnesota on Saturday afternoon.  You see, the Gophers are fucking terrible.  Their QB is great...unless he has to throw.  Their coach tried to kill himself on the sideline last week when they lost at home to New Mexico S...
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Graig B. posted an article on The Money Shot - Sep 16, 2011, 5:36 am
This is not the blog that you're looking for.  Move along.OK, time to explain the title for the non-nerds out there.  I have never hidden my Star Wars love.  What can I say, it's the only social flaw that I have. In the first movie, Luke discovers that his guardians (who for some reason were "wat...
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