Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - May 29, 2011, 3:30 pm
Things I hate, despise disdain, detest, disapprove of and wish to demolish into oblivion… OK maybe a little harsh, but things that piss me off. These are in no particular order, because I hate fucking lists. I hate them all … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - May 22, 2011, 12:11 pm
Donald Trump announced recently that he would not run for President of The United States amid much speculation and controversy as to why. Why would Donald choose not to run?  After all he would win right? This is what Donald … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - May 15, 2011, 5:32 pm
There I was, alone on the stage standing before a convulsing mass of cackling chickens waiting for their next sound bite. (For those that missed last weeks episode…Read The Truth Behind Osama Bin Ladens Death part one and then proceed … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - May 8, 2011, 2:18 pm
“Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentleman of the press…” The host began. “I have with me today two distinguished speakers. First Republican presidential hopeful, billionaire and host of the popular television show, The Apprentice, Donald Trump.” The host graciously waved and … Continue readin...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - May 1, 2011, 11:20 am
Now that I’m back home from my two weeks of intensive and grueling super-hero training, I am anxious to begin saving the world. Oh, for fuck sake… before I proceed I must catch up those unfortunate few that haven’t been … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Apr 24, 2011, 10:13 am
I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Good News? I thought as much. OK So I’ll start with the good news. I finished God’s bar, which God promptly named the Lightning … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Apr 17, 2011, 11:28 am
On this particular day I was sitting at my computer planning the next stage of my mission from God when  my troubles began. As those of you that have followed the trials and tribulations of the madman here at The … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Apr 10, 2011, 1:44 pm

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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Apr 3, 2011, 5:07 am

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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Mar 26, 2011, 7:44 am
It’s been a long time since I’ve written. Let me assure you I had good reason to take an absence. Nothing like laziness, or just out partying having a grand old time for me, no sir or ma’am, depending upon … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Mar 1, 2011, 7:51 am
The De-evolution of Man will be taking a much needed vacation for the month of March. Check back in April for more. To all those that i follow and read, I will catch up on your posts, and my comments … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Feb 23, 2011, 10:15 am
The words “budget cuts”, “slash the budget”, and “take an ax to this program or that program” have filled the airwaves, the newspapers, and have been the topic of average Americans conversations everywhere since the new Congress took control. The … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Feb 13, 2011, 6:33 pm
A conversation with Old Man Winter Here at Investigative Bull Shit Network (ISBN) we decided to send our award winning investigative journalist, B.S. Hogwash, out into the field. In this case out into the snow to see if we could … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Feb 6, 2011, 2:55 pm
I watched through the two eye holes of my icy cocoon as the Green Bay Packer sticker on the bumper of the red F150 pickup truck slid into the blizzard. A dog peed on the torso of my ice fortress. … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jan 30, 2011, 2:24 pm
Our regularly scheduled nonsense was interrupted by Kelly at the Psychocarnival. He tagged me to do this survey, and then pass it on to four more unsuspecting bloggers. 1. If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jan 23, 2011, 7:49 am
I finished my shopping, as is my usual routine. It was a particularly cold wintry day. I think it was last month, or maybe last year.  Anyway I finished my shopping. I had purchased groceries, because you know I have … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jan 16, 2011, 10:18 am
(IBS) Wikileaks, released to The De-evolution of Man’s own, IBS news network in conjunction with our investigative journalist, Greg Johnson. The document released by Wikileaks and reported by IBC, uncovered a plan by the Federal Government and the CIA to … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jan 9, 2011, 4:48 pm
I’ll get to the point quickly. Mainly because I believe that all of us, humanity that is, is in danger.  Very grave danger. The following is the synopsis of my investigation, entirely true, not a bit of it exaggerated or … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jan 2, 2011, 1:06 pm
It’s time to bring in the new year, a time for change, a time for new beginnings. The hope of new beginnings compel us to write resolutions for the New Year. The hope of new beginnings, a fresh start, an … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Dec 26, 2010, 1:45 pm
On behalf of me and my  family  I wish you and yours a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Briefly let me introduce my family to you. Me of Course I’m the handsome one, hey I tell it like … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Dec 15, 2010, 12:13 pm
A spokes-elf for Santa Claus, stated that the North Pole was going into damage control after the planned release of the naughty girl and boy list by Wikileaks. The spokes-elf stated, “The list is Santa’s personal appraisal of children in … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Dec 5, 2010, 6:50 pm
Santa Claus must die…I know it sounds extreme. Even in my own mind, I feel that I have gone over the edge, lost my marbles. But here me out. Let me start by saying..I mean  I wish to say, and … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Nov 18, 2010, 7:40 am
Startling news from Hell today, Satan tenured his resignation. This coming after weeks of announced cutbacks to Hell’s programs. Sources tell Meganews that Hell’s finances had fallen apart. This due to a deficit caused by years of buying souls, the … Continue reading →
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Nov 10, 2010, 4:26 pm
Three men approached the pearly gates for entrance into heaven: The first man stepped forward feeling confident all the things he’d done for the world would gain him passage into paradise. St Peter asked. “Who might you be, and what have you done for humanity, and your country..ah you’re an A...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Nov 3, 2010, 12:44 pm
I was shopping the other day, yes something I do from time to time. Frankly I despise shopping,  I hate the long lines, the ridiculously long aisles that make you feel like your trapped in an Alfred Hitchcock movie and the obnoxiously overweight woman in spandex pants that persistently demands that...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Oct 31, 2010, 2:11 pm
I’ve decided to entitle my Sunday post: Serene Sunday. I thought it would be a good time to show you my favorite places to relax here in Indianapolis. My hours at work changed, instead of working a late night during the week I work one to ten PM on Saturday, and I’m off today. It used to work m...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Oct 24, 2010, 4:16 pm
Somethings just bug the shit out of me, and when they do, I have to get to the bottom of it. Here’s my beef, a guy holds up a bank, the robbery falls apart and he takes the rest of the customers hostage. and its usually because some old fart security guard falls over, shoots an innocent customer ...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Oct 17, 2010, 5:51 pm
Ah you’re saying who’s this guy. Telling us that he’s got the solutions when all the kings asses and all the kings henchmen couldn’t put the economy together again. Well it is really quite simple rather ingenious I might ad. Housing accounts for approximately 16 percent of gross domestic pro...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Oct 10, 2010, 6:24 pm
After posting bail I was released from jail yesterday, it was an unpleasant experience and the week behind bars has put me behind on my blog postings, of this I apologize… Oh perhaps I should fill you in on the charges. Apparently, I violated The Patriot Act by making Voodoo dolls of congressional...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Oct 5, 2010, 11:16 am
Are politicians being influenced by Witch Doctors to say dumb things, generating an overwhelming supply of dumb quotes?  Could this be possible?  The Voodoo doll is used to represent the spirit of a specific person. You can address the voodoo doll as if you are talking to that person, requesting a...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Sep 26, 2010, 6:26 pm
OK so you’re probably wondering what’s running through his dilapidated mind now? Witch doctors, sorcery, and white magic and since when does anything have a simple solution. Oh my dear Lord, you’re probably thinking, I should click the EC button and get out of here before I’m damned to h...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Sep 19, 2010, 11:19 am
You decide on a topic; a weird story about the 69 dollar hot dog,  you write it, and you think “I just want someone to read my post.” You spend hours on it, thinking, plotting, devising, twisting your blog post, trying  all sorts of combination of words, hours checking spelling, gramm...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Sep 12, 2010, 6:53 pm
Public service message from The De-evolution of Man. Warning: Please this story quite possibly is a work of fiction, please do not attempt to ingest politicians, bankers or oil men, as you may choke on their bull shit. “We have a serious problem on our hands with this oil monster and I am, asking...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Sep 8, 2010, 1:45 pm
Good Evening, Ladies and Gentleman I wish to reintroduce myself to you as I have been lacking in my obligation to inform you of my efforts to save your planet. If you have been reading the last three or four posts, they were written in third person, apparently some sort of writers disease I acq...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Aug 29, 2010, 3:04 pm
This an article released by Vice president Joseph Biden. I will attempt to explain the real meaning behind it. Biden also issued a statement highlighting a new report from the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office that shows in the second quarter of 2010, the president’s stimulus plan helped...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Aug 22, 2010, 5:01 pm
“McDonalds’ chicken nuggets use a compound dimethylpolysiloxane that is an “anti-foaming agent. The side effects that could result from the nuggets range from nausea to delirium…” Said Lonnie Lung, from the EMS evening news broadcast. The television blared as the two brothers watch...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Aug 15, 2010, 11:34 am
Things I hate, despise disdain, detest, disapprove of and wish to demolish into oblivion… OK maybe a little harsh, but things that piss me off. These are in no particular order, because I hate fucking lists. I hate them all and I’m already ready to pop two more Prozac, drink a bottle of Tequila ...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Aug 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
After getting free from his would be captors, Megaman immediately contacted his friend and protector Sarah Palin, now with Fox news. He asked her for help in the dilemma facing him-correcting the injustice brought upon the billionaire oil executives because there humanitarian efforts to bring a bett...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Aug 1, 2010, 10:48 am
In this day and age of soaring gas prices, I thought that I would do a public service by divulging my proven methods for saving money on gas. I do this to prove to the world that I am not the bastard that some would say I am, I do this to prove to you, those that are wise enough to learn the secrets...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jul 23, 2010, 6:05 pm
There I was minding my own business sitting at my computer, typing away while simultaneously watching the news, drinking Mountain Dew, chewing gum and thinking. Yes I multi-task, it is fortunate that I don’t think too deeply or the rest would be to difficult for me. So, in the half hour I watc...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jul 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fuk U finished her electronic cigarette, although she’d been trying to quit utilizing this method, it just hadn’t seemed to work. She’d ran across these electronic cigarettes while surfing the internet several months ago, but the chocolate flavor of ones of these, just made her smo...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jul 9, 2010, 8:26 pm
Dexter‘s studies continued even as the ambulance roared through the city streets, even as the ambulance raced through turn after turn, even as his body seemingly graced with a heavenly ability to drift left then right while his eyes amazingly stayed focused on the bible on his lap. Dexter was ...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jul 1, 2010, 8:30 pm
Warning this post should not be read by anal retentive grammar nannies: You may be offended and get you’re panties in a bind. (Ha! Did you catch that I did it on purpose) Recently I received a comment on my blog. I didn’t post it. I deleted it, sorry. However, I wish to respond to the ...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jul 1, 2010, 7:16 pm
I’m sorry for the confusion, but although I can and am slightly confusing at times, it’s not my fault it’s entirely genetic. But this time the confusion rests on word-press‘s shoulders, not that there is anything wrong with wordpress, I love it here, but when I changed from m...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Deevolution Of Man - Jun 27, 2010, 1:12 pm
“Quickly, Megaman, we must hurry the Nuts are powerful people and they will not take to kindly for you to disappear. I have man wanting to meet you, he nearby, you needed now. I help you save world, from giant oil spill.” Fuk U said. “We must move quickly, he wait out back.” ...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Daily Grind - Mar 21, 2010, 3:23 pm
 “Mr. President your economic team is ready for you. Here are your briefing papers. Right this way sir.’ The aid opened the door for the President and casually signaled for him to enter the room.  The room was filled with the brightest minds in the country, economists, business leaders and p...
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Greg J. posted an article on The Daily Grind - Mar 4, 2010, 6:19 pm
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