Haley K.

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Injustice.. Inschmustice

Haley K. posted an article on - Nov 4, 2009, 2:25 pm
Injustice Post #2 Oh, the injustice of this, or the injustice of that! Phooey, I like injustice! Being from the me generation, I've been conditioned to think in terms of what is in MY best interes...
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Where is the Injustice? Everywhere!

Haley K. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 2:21 pm
A site I contribute to  - Humorbloggers.com - is dedicating the month of November to fighting injustice. As a contributing writer, I'm supposed to craft stories that identify and/or inspire peopl...
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Another Real News Story With A Fake Twist...

Haley K. posted an article on - Nov 2, 2009, 11:16 am
Jim Cole/API have bittersweet news this morning that is a bit different from the usual stories of weekend hangovers, and dealing with cases of the Mondays. Today I can proudly announce that a restaura...
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Saturday question of the week... #6

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 31, 2009, 12:03 pm
What is the best movie of all time?
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No Consistency...

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 30, 2009, 11:23 am
Ah yes, the Halloween weekend is once again upon us. How can one not be excited at the prospects of dealing with scores of costumed beggars ringing doorbells and shrieking the same half hearted line o...
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Thursday Agent Caravan...

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 29, 2009, 3:56 pm
In an attempt to change careers, I've been taking courses on real estate and went on an agent caravan to see the local properties today. I would love to tell you about all the wonderful properties...
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Fanatic or Desperate?

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 28, 2009, 11:11 am
Wow, some people must really love baseball! A female fan in Philadelphia was recently arrested for offering sex in exchange for a World Series ticket. The female fan foolishly posted her barter reques...
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Punish the Child, Teacher, or the Parent?

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 27, 2009, 12:52 pm
Saw an article today about a school Administrator who will most likely be fired for taping a child's mouth shut and bounding the child's hands in the name of discipline. The article didn'...
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Halloween - one night of freedom!

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 26, 2009, 9:53 am
We of the animal kingdom absolutely love your little Halloween tradition of dress up! Why? It's the one night of the year that we are able to get out and walk amongst you guys without the fear of ...
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Saturday question of the week... #5

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 24, 2009, 10:16 am
Charlie Brown must really have been hated around his town. My God - the kid was singled out from his group to receive a rock while trick or treating! So despised was he that there was some adult out t...
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Not feeling it...

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 23, 2009, 12:23 pm
I don't have any energy today. The idiot owner and his youngest son are both home today so I've decided to spend the bulk of my day outdoors away from the madness. The kid is home because he h...
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The Commercialization of Halloween...

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 22, 2009, 10:37 am
I heard some people complaining the other day that Halloween has become too commercialized. I found that funny because what exactly does that mean? Have we shifted our attention away from our, "suppos...
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Sarah Palin is looking for a job?

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 21, 2009, 11:07 am
I heard that Sarah Palin posted her resume on Linkedin so I decided to check it out.  After carefully reviewing her skills and accomplishments, I've decided to bring her in for a interview for t...
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Richard Heene - Prison Scientist?

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 20, 2009, 10:45 am
Oh that crazy Richard Heene is at it again! Fresh off the balloon boy hoax, he's preparing for his impending jail time by creating a few new reality shows to be shot at the Federal Correctional In...
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You paid how much? ... For hair?

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 19, 2009, 10:36 am
A pile of Elvis Presley's old stanky hair sold over the weekend for over$18,000 at an auction in Chicago. In a fake interview afterwards, the winning bidder was asked how he felt about his new pri...
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Saturday question of the week... #4

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 17, 2009, 4:09 pm
Was the balloon boy incident an accident or staged drama?
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Tap out?!... Hardly!

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 16, 2009, 11:02 am
In my quest to find a new profession for my remaining years - I decided to examine the highly popular world of Mixed Martial Arts. MMA fighting has grown in popularity and many would say its appeal ha...
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What ever will we do?

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 15, 2009, 11:33 am
OMG - I just heard that  TLC is not going to be bringing back John & Kate Plus 8 after November! Who is going to show the masses the proper way to raise children? What ever will we do once these life...
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Rained out...

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 14, 2009, 9:39 am
Today's posting from, "Talk of the Dog" has been cancelled due to rain in the Los Angeles area. If a regulation story is not posted (cancelled Post) and is rescheduled to be posted either on a da...
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Cat Stevens never sang about this train...

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 13, 2009, 10:49 am
A German man unwittingly caused commuter delays in Lauenbrueck, Germany after being forced from the train he was riding for traveling without a ticket. In retaliation for his forced exit, the man dec...
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Well how about that?

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 12, 2009, 9:21 am
Heard a story about a Brazilian TV host/ former legislator  who was arrested on homicide and drug charges. Apparently the murders he arranged served him two ways by taking out his rivals and also giv...
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Get the hell out of here!

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 11, 2009, 12:15 pm
Here in Burbank they have one weekend a year where residents can stage a yard sale without the need of a permit and this is that weekend. Being that my owner is his usual slow to the take self - we sc...
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Saturday question of the week... #3

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 10, 2009, 11:14 am
Saw an old guy today who was wearing one of those tan sleeveless jumpsuits. It looked comfortable and judging by his demeanor - he really enjoyed wearing it. So why hasn't the jumpsuit taken over?...
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My new adventure... real estate

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 8, 2009, 11:44 am
Once again my need to escape my moronic owner and his house of idiocy has led me to focus on a career change from security. Today I was thinking real estate so I joined an online class with hopes of o...
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A warning about those damn raccoons and other little animals...

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 7, 2009, 10:59 am
I'm so right on some times it scares me. I've been telling people for years about the dangers of the outside wild vermin - but somehow it always falls upon deaf ears. My job here at the compou...
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Stop cleaning the gene pool with wildlife!

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 6, 2009, 11:16 am
Public health and consumer laws should be applauded for saving millions of lives over the past 40 or so years but there is still work to be done. Sure our children no longer play with the deathtrap to...
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Fistfight at 30,000 feet?

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 5, 2009, 11:39 am
How would you like to be on a passenger jet cruising at 30,000 feet when the pilots and crew members engage in a fistfight? Well, that is just what was witnessed by passengers on an Air India jet rece...
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Saturday question of the week... #3

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 3, 2009, 11:13 am
Who has the best coffee?
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I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen...

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 2, 2009, 11:03 am
Not sure why I even bother since nobody ever listens to me. Maybe, if the idiot owner ever investigated when I was barking - he might find out something interesting. Like... I don't know - there&#...
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Having that kind of day? ... Try having that kind of life!

Haley K. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2009, 12:05 pm
One thing after another around here lately. If it isn't work problems, sick people, sick pets, car accidents or vehicles being broken into - it's just general bad luck all around! I'm begi...
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Welcome back doofus...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2009, 10:03 am
Well, the idiot owner is back from his trip back east and thank God I have access to the computer once again. Back in black is listed above for two reasons  - first because it represents the color of...
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Off the grid...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 22, 2009, 7:27 pm
I may not be posting much from now until the middle of next week because the big doofus owner is planing on taking the computer with him to work for the next few days. That said, I'll be having li...
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Rewind the tape...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2009, 2:43 pm
Once again we all meet at our favorite day of the week. We sit dejected at out desks/posts - the weekend's supply of alcohol slowly worked out of our systems. We now trudge forward painfully into...
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Saturday question of the week... #2

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
With all the current specialty dog food brands - IAMS, Eukanuba, etc. on the market - would ALPO still be considered a good/heathy dog food brand? Before chiming in -let us not forget that old, "Duke...
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Taunting the fool...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 18, 2009, 12:34 am
After a long week of security patrols here on the compound, I'm really looking forward to relaxing over the weekend. I'm not exactly sure what I'm going to do but I'm pretty sure it in...
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So what's the big deal...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 17, 2009, 12:27 am
The owner and his wife were watching the new Leno show tonight at 10pm. I'm not sure what all the fuss is about since it appears that all they did was move Conan's old show to the Tonight Show...
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The big cool down...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 15, 2009, 9:38 pm
Thank God that our fall temperatures are starting to return. After all the wildfires and the stifling heat wave that perched itself over Los Angeles the past month or so - I welcome the cooler air of ...
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I'm outdoors you know...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 15, 2009, 1:27 am
And that is where I'm going to stay! I'm tired of that little dog always coming after me so I'm staying outside in my dog hole and refusing to come inside. If anyone wants to adopt me - I&...
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Mondays... Ok... all together now...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 14, 2009, 11:09 am
And he can see no reasons 'Cos there are no reasons What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own? Tell me why I don’t like Mondays Tell me why I don’t like Mondays Tell me why  I don’t...
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Saturday question of the week...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 12, 2009, 8:13 pm
I've decided to try something new on Saturdays. I'm going to present a question for discussion and if you guys like it we'll keep it going. This week's question is, "How can we make do...
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Let's have some joy here people!

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 11, 2009, 10:48 am
This morning on my daily walk with the big moron I spotted pure joy. It's not everyday one witnesses this type of enjoyment - especially in the morning during rush hour but it sure is refreshing. ...
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Cut the crap already - you guys are all liars!

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 10, 2009, 11:20 am
Wow, people are shocked on both sides of the aisle about South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson calling the President a liar during the President's speech last night. Too bad that afterwards Congre...
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I want healthcare too...

Haley K. posted an article on - Sep 10, 2009, 2:39 am
I'm complaining  tonight because my idiot employer does not supply healthcare for me. Additionally, I'm not paid well enough to get the care on my own. I get paid in food, room and board an...
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