Red Head. Writer. Wife & Mother of Three. This is my kitchen drawer of thoughts. Jumbled. Insane. Full of treasures...and junk. Deal with it. Boldly going where most women dare not to mention. This Seattle swim mother, former PTA president, former US Army Lieutenant, Berkeley grad, dog pamperer, coffee addict and now screwy, stay at home mom who loves her red wine is one windy motha full of inanities. Oh, no she didn't! Oh, yes, my friends, SHE DID GO THERE.