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Nov 27, 2009, 3:24 pm
By Bianca ColemanCape Town is one of the most beautiful cities in the world.We know this not only because we live in it, but because everyone elsekeeps telling us it is so, and urge tourists to visit ... Comment - Like
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Nov 23, 2009, 3:13 pm
Frikkie and Johan were close friends since childhood.They decided they wanted to go into business together, but had to finda black partner for BEE compliance.So Johan asks his gardener to join the bus... Comment - Like
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Nov 21, 2009, 6:14 pm
Land Grab - Squatters shacks set up on Sea Point Beachfront lawns at
home yesterday.They had erected shacks on the lawns opposite Bordeaux and Ocean View
flats in Beach Road .Radio station, TV cre... Comment - Like
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Nov 19, 2009, 2:23 pm
By Graeme HoskenCrime ReporterGangs of armed robbers are attacking motorists on the R21 Highway - themain road linking OR Tambo International Airport to Pretoria.The gangs, which are also attacking co... Comment - Like
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Nov 12, 2009, 3:47 pm
Johannesburg - After 25 years of production, Volkswagen South Africa
(VWSA) is retiring its iconic budget hatchback Citi Golf.
The Citi is a South Africa-only model and over its lifetime more tha... Comment - Like
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Nov 9, 2009, 2:26 pm
[Seven robbers slain in depot shootout]By Alex EliseevResponding to a shooting in Nirvana, Polokwane, paramedics from ER24found seven bodies scattered inside a Protea Coin cash depot - theaftermath of... Comment - Like
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Nov 9, 2009, 2:24 pm
A police inspector was arrested yesterday after he allegedly shot aminibus taxi driver in a fit of road rage in Dobsonville, according toSoweto police.Inspector Kay Makhubele said the off-duty Moroka ... Comment - Like
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Oct 31, 2009, 5:59 pm
Dis Augustus in 'n dorpie aan die kus van die Swart See. Dit reen endie dorpie lyk verlate. Dit is 'n moeilike tyd, almal is in die skulden leef op krediet. Skielik daag daar 'n ryk ... Comment - Like
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Oct 27, 2009, 4:15 pm
Naturally, the question that's always asked is, "what are you going to do with all those tapes? What do you want them for?"
Valid indeed, and usually met by the default answer of "Some kind of ... Comment - Like
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Oct 26, 2009, 5:51 pm
In May of 2007 I wrote the following introductory blog post: Whereas the previous main page was nothing more than a menu pointing to another list of text- and increasingly graphic jokes and humour, wi... Comment - Like
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Oct 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
By Carien du PlessisPolitical BureauPresident Jacob Zuma has endorsed ANC Youth League president JuliusMalema as a future leader of the ANC.In his most emphatic display of support for the controversia... Comment - Like
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Oct 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
A woman's three children watched in horror as she bled to death in frontof them after being stabbed in the neck and heart by a hijacker whodrove off in her car.Ulla Albertus, 38, had just returned... Comment - Like
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Oct 21, 2009, 4:56 pm
In Boksburg there's a sports bar & restaurant that names all of theirmeals after famous sports people.They have a rice dish called "Clive Rice".You can also get a "Schalk Burger" there.Their lates... Comment - Like
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Oct 21, 2009, 1:19 pm
By Jacques Breytenbach and Graeme HoskenFive gunmen, armed with an AK-47 rifle and pistols opened fire in thecrowded Kolonnade Shopping Centre (Pretoria) yesterday morning afterstorming a jewellery st... Comment - Like
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Oct 20, 2009, 2:44 pm
This team was organized by SAFA to play against Bafana Bafana in their
next friendly in the hope that they would actually win with a credible
margin.
Needless to say, my money is on this team. Comment - Like
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Oct 15, 2009, 1:58 pm
This morning I was given another 80+ cassette tapes.
It's not that I asked for them or anything, they just got dumped on my desk since it seems that I've become the guy in the building with... Comment - Like
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Oct 13, 2009, 2:32 pm
In an act of solidarity with Caster Semenya, Julius Malema also wentfor a gender test.It is now officially confirmed: he is a DOOS! Comment - Like
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Oct 12, 2009, 2:40 pm
A man partially paralysed by a stroke was shot in front of his wife whenhe could not open the passenger side door of the vehicle three gunmenwere hijacking.Thugs shot Henry Vorster, 57, through the ne... Comment - Like
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Oct 11, 2009, 11:13 am
Vrou aan haar man: "Ek verwag goeie maniere in die bed, asof ons in 'nrestaurant is."Man klim in die bed en sê: "Skuus tog dame, sal u asseblief die koek aangee..?" Comment - Like
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Oct 6, 2009, 6:40 pm
Advertensie in die Rapport se LOOPBANE:"Ongetroude man, gewillig om te reis, alle kostes gedek. Moet eieskêr en skeermes hê."Koos doen aansoek."Ja," sê die klerk, "dis 'n modelagentskap. Hull... Comment - Like
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Sep 15, 2009, 12:59 pm
In Mayfair, Johannesburg a fire destroyed a block of flats.A Nigerian family of six con-artists lived on the first floor, and allsix died in the fire.An Islamic group of seven Somalian welfare cheats,... Comment - Like
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Sep 13, 2009, 5:14 pm
"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front atthe altar," the Preacher says.Sipho gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Sipho, what do you want me to pray ... Comment - Like
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Sep 13, 2009, 5:03 pm
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of her husband.The maid replied, "Aikona, Madam! Baas, you know very well that I never wear panties, just tell da madam." Comment - Like
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Sep 12, 2009, 4:01 am
I hear that Caster Semenya is giving up athletics and will now beplaying tennis in the mixed doubles section... Comment - Like
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Sep 11, 2009, 1:52 pm
Johannesburg - Telkom says it cannot be blamed for slow broadbandservices at a Durban-based company which claims a pigeon can carry itsdata bundles faster.Local news agency SAPA reported the 11-month-... Comment - Like
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Sep 9, 2009, 6:25 pm
It's not often that I rave about a particular piece of hardware.
It's rarer, even, that I rave about one that I don't own myself.
Behold then this very blog posting where I will rave... Comment - Like
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Sep 8, 2009, 5:25 pm
1. Insert banana into vagina.2. Leave for 30 seconds, then remove.3. If it's half-eaten, there's another fucking monkey on its way!(received via SMS) Comment - Like
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Sep 8, 2009, 4:59 pm
What a hoot!Despite the miscasting of Diane Kruger, Til Schweiger and Eli Roth, it's good to see QT back in fine form again after the self-indulgent wank that Kill Bill was.And it'll be a war ... Comment - Like
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Sep 1, 2009, 4:52 pm
Last week the web was all atwitter aflutter about Microsoft's poor photoshopping skills.And the fact that they had to resort to photoshopping in the first place. And a certain something that didn&... Comment - Like
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