Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Feb 7, 2012, 10:14 am
This was a rather tasty dish, at The Telegraph Inn, Putney Heath. Pork Belly is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Feb 7, 2012, 7:52 am
HAPPY FEBRUARY FROM TED’S FEBRUARY MENU HIGHLIGHTS       FEATURED SOUP Smoked Paprika,    Chick Pea and Roasted Garlic $4/8 oz;  $7.50/16 oz  FEATURED PANINI Lemon-Pepper Roasted Chicken, Sundried Tomato Pesto, Dill Havarti, Mixed Greens, Red Onion & Herb Aioli $9   BACON OF TH...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Feb 7, 2012, 5:11 am
* TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves. * ...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Feb 7, 2012, 5:07 am
A quick update on all the beery news happening at The Charleston Beer Exchange this week: Rare Beer Tuesday: Thirsty Dog Bourbon Barrel Aged Cerberus (2/7) We're following up last week's terrific Bourbon barrel-aged hit from Thirsty Dog with another decadent beauty!  This time, Thristy Dog Brew...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Feb 6, 2012, 4:48 am
Dinner A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. “Oh, no!” she suddenly exclaimed, “Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He’ll be so pissed if it’s not ready on time.” When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Feb 5, 2012, 4:15 am
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.’ The cat thought for a minute and then said, ‘All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pi...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 31, 2012, 9:26 am
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 30, 2012, 8:37 am
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks … “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. ...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 30, 2012, 8:33 am
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 24, 2012, 4:07 am
Before I decided it was time to get my locks shorn. In other words dear reader, get a haircut. After So, I shifted my butt to the barbers, and after waiting for about an hour (he was busy),  I got it done. I had to grab a pint afterwards, as it was a traumatic experience of course. Other gu...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 22, 2012, 9:33 am
This hot dog from The Lofty Turtle in East Sheen, is rather darn good. The sausage comes from Armstrong’s Butchers on Lower Mortgage Road. Hot Dog is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 22, 2012, 4:49 am
  I’ve got to admit, I’ve been somewhat neglecting this site for a while. Soon, I shall instigate a bit of a content makeover,  and brings things up to date. Meanwhile… Can’t do anything without a brew, can we? So it’s time to get my laughing gear around another cup of freshly grou...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 21, 2012, 8:47 pm
I was busy making this blog post, while the Snore Monster had a go at… snoring! Me & The Snore Monster is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 21, 2012, 7:48 am
He didn’t like the casserole And he didn’t like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn’t perk the coffee right He didn’t like the stew, I didn’t mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for ...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 16, 2012, 9:15 am
HAPPY 2012 FROM TED'S        JANUARY MENU HIGHLIGHTS       FEATURED SOUPS  $4/8 oz;  $7.50/16 oz Ted's Classic Chili Thai Red Curry & Carrot     FEATURED PANINI $9 Pastrami w/caraway & dill goat cheese, housemade bread & butter pickles, arugula, tomatoes & Russ...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 15, 2012, 4:06 pm
When at work, I won’t go hungry. Not many healthy options right there though! Snack Time is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 15, 2012, 6:33 am
This is the route I am usually on, although I can’t get the bus to go quite this fast… All In A Day’s Work is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 13, 2012, 10:14 am
So what? Superstitious claptrap! Friday The 13th is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 5, 2012, 3:01 pm
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the ...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 5, 2012, 2:32 pm
The fireworks are pretty darn cool. New Year In London is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 5, 2012, 12:15 pm
US Election 2012: The Only Candidate That Makes Sense is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 4, 2012, 7:33 am
The blaze late Tuesday afternoon displaced seven families living in the building. There were no reported injuries. The Red Cross was there to provide help for the newly homeless. North Charleston: Woodhill Place Fire is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 1, 2012, 6:42 am
A WOMAN’S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won�...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Jan 1, 2012, 6:17 am
A rather tasty bottle conditioned ale. Sharp’s Single Brew Reserve 2010 is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Oct 24, 2011, 5:25 pm
You know that a smile can be quite infectious. Try it sometime soon. A Smile Always Helps is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Oct 23, 2011, 4:41 pm
Leaving Hounslow Bus Garage en route to Northolt. 120 Bus is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Oct 19, 2011, 5:56 am
An atheist was walking through the woods. ‘What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!’ he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fa...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Oct 18, 2011, 11:50 pm
The first of the maincrop potatoes, I have just dug from the back yard. Oh, by the way, they’re King Edwards. Home-grown! is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Oct 5, 2011, 4:21 pm
When I read about cases such as Troy Davis, who was recently executed for murder,  in Georgia, even though it appeared that the jurors were threatened, that someone else had confessed to the murder, and the evidence wasn’t concrete, I find myself asking how I feel about capital punishment. The...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 29, 2011, 8:39 am
Today, I thought  I’d put my foot in it, and tell you the story of how a friend of mine tried to liven up his mundane solitary life a little. This little tale might brighten up your day too, and bring a smile to your face. Read on… A single friend of  decided life would be more fun if he h...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 23, 2011, 6:30 am
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks I’m setting up an office in my den and I...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 23, 2011, 5:50 am
Most of us know that smart kid that has all the answers, and is quick off the mark with them too. Little Larry is one of those kids… A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”After a few ...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 19, 2011, 1:13 pm
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 17, 2011, 4:45 am
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment had been to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to t...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 16, 2011, 2:19 pm
I don't know about you, but this would certainly slow me down! People slow down and actually try to "straddle" the hole.   This is an actual speed control device that is currently in use. It is MUCH cheaper than speed cameras, radar guns, police officers, etc. Pretty clever —...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 16, 2011, 1:48 pm
Dirt Devil-The Exorcist from MrPrice2U on Vimeo. It’s not all that it seems!   Share this: Scary Movie? is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 16, 2011, 12:33 pm
If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there’s no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the react...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmac...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 16, 2011, 11:20 am
            They never die. They just go  Offline               See the full gallery on Posterous Share this: What Computers Have Done to Us… is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 16, 2011, 11:09 am
‘Of course I won’t laugh, said the nurse.. I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.’ ‘Okay then,’ said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 16, 2011, 11:03 am
Share this: Street Food at Ted’s Craft Beer Dinner is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 8, 2011, 11:47 am
GOD said: "Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought a...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 7, 2011, 9:51 am
The Naked Turtle are now taking reservations for their exclusive wine dinner on Tuesday September 13th hosted by Luis Schroeder of Familia Schroeder Wines And Ellis Of Richmond. Luis will be showcasing a wonderful selection of Argentinean wines paired with dishes selected from their new autumn m...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 6, 2011, 11:56 am
Cute little turds. Looks like a tiny wolfman.           Finger Monkeys   The finger monkey is the tiniest living primate in the world, so small that it can hold onto your finger.  These primates belong to the family Callitrichidae, species Cebuella, and genus C. Pygmaea.  ...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 6, 2011, 10:56 am
From the guys at Charleston Beer Exchange: Hello all you fine beer people! We hope you all had a wonderful Holiday Weekend full of good food, good beer and good people! New Growler Sizes! Here at The Beer Exchange we like to keep things fresh, exciting and, above all, offer our customers a var...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 3, 2011, 2:40 am
Scania SP24 working route 111 from Heathrow Central Bus station to Kingston.     Share this: Route 111 is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Sep 3, 2011, 2:07 am
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He stealthily crept through the lounge and was stopped dead in his tracks when he heard a loud voice clearly saying, “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus i...
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Aug 28, 2011, 9:07 am
A Superb IPA Man sitting at home on the porch with his wife He says “I love you.” She says” Is that you or the beer talking?” He says it’s me talking to the beer. Share this: I Love You is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Aug 21, 2011, 12:26 pm
Ham, potato, swede, cabbage, onion gravy Share this: Sunday Dinner is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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Ian M. posted an article on The Eye - Aug 15, 2011, 4:36 pm
Paul’s Fish Bar 744, Bath Road http://4sq.com/nzgtSG Share this: Fish and chips is a post from: The Eye An Eyebeemania Blog
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