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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 26: The Proprietary House

Jay A. posted an article on - Nov 10, 2009, 2:19 pm
Got Ghosts? The Proprietary House Ghost Tour T-Shirt The Royal Governor's mansion in Perth Amboy NJ, also known as The Proprietary House, is the only original Governor's mansion of the origina...
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Game Night Candy

Jay A. posted an article on - Nov 9, 2009, 10:27 pm
Recently, Mrs. Sexy Armpit came across quite a unique item while on a routine shopping spree at Target. I was amazed that she found these "Classic Hasbro Games Game Night Candy," considering I was jus...
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Sesame Street's Linda the Librarian

Jay A. posted an article on - Nov 4, 2009, 10:46 am
www.sesamestreet.org Sesame Street turns 40 this year and The Sexy Armpit is joining the celebration! Sesame Street's stake as "must see TV" for young children can be attributed to its fun, furry...
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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 25: Asbury Lanes

Jay A. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 1:11 pm
Pictured above is the official Asbury Lanes T-Shirt, which is available for an affordable $15 bucks at this link: http://www.asburylanes.com/merch.htm There were a few requirements I had when determin...
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Macho Man Randy Savage & Elizabeth: Halloween '09

Jay A. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 12:42 pm
For Halloween this year, my girlfriend and I dressed up as Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth. We wound up winning 3rd prize in the costume contest at Paranormal Books' Bloodlust Ball at As...
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Nocturna Mission #6: The Wandering Bert Collective

Jay A. posted an article on - Nov 1, 2009, 9:49 am
The Wandering Bert Collective encompasses the genius works of New Zealand's David Creighton-Pester. Through the wonders of a Google search and Flickr, I came upon this fantastic illustration of No...
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Halloween House Display in Woodbridge, NJ

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 31, 2009, 2:42 pm
On the ride home last night I swear I noticed Dracula on someones lawn. The Frog Brother in me told me that I needed to pull over and check it out. I wouldn't want any blood sucking house invasion...
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Dunkin' Donuts in NJ Goes All Out for Halloween!

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 31, 2009, 12:44 pm
Dunkin' Donuts: get your medium coffee and the shit scared out of you! Many of the Dunkin' Donuts locations in New Jersey decorate for Halloween, but a relatively small D&D in Perth Amboy, NJ ...
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Trick or YouTube Treat?

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 31, 2009, 11:19 am
The Sexy Armpit wishes all of you a Happy Halloween, and to celebrate here's some NJ related videos from YouTube that will scare up the spirits: First up, YouTube user Carriedark has recreated Wil...
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New Jersey's Great Pop Culture Moments Vol.26: Jersey Devil Video Game

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 29, 2009, 12:13 pm
This is the animated intro to the Jersey Devil video game on the original Playstation console. I remember seeing the game in clearance bins at Kaybee several times, but it never looked intriguing enou...
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Monica Keena is October's Garden State Playmate!

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 28, 2009, 9:18 pm
I first saw Monica Keena on Dawson's Creek. Ah crap, I guess that means that I actually watched that show. Yup, I did, but only the first few seasons, I swear! A few years later she also starred i...
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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 24: The Fiend Club

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 27, 2009, 9:36 pm
On Tuesday October 27th, 2009, The Misfits will premiere their new single "Land of the Dead" exclusively on Sirius-XM radio. In addition to the satellite radio premiere, The Misfits will perform 2 new...
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TMNT's Jersey Devil

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
Naturally the JERSEY DEVIL would be found in the back of a DINER, another thing Jersey is famous for!Nickelodeon's recent purchase of the rights to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has excited me ...
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Haunted House "Illustration"

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 24, 2009, 12:04 pm
Illustration is in quotes because I don't think this poorly drawn picture that I made when I was 9 years old deserves that description. Drawing was never one of my strong points, but what this hau...
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New Jersey's Great Pop Culture Moments Vol. 25: Q The Winged Commuter

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 21, 2009, 9:19 pm
The 1982 thriller, Q the Winged Serpent, is among the best blogger fodder of all time. David Carradine, Richard Roundtree, and Michael Moriarty star in this epic feature about a giant flying lizard wh...
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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 23: Cleaver

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 20, 2009, 9:12 am
Today's t-shirt features the logo of Christopher Moltisanti's horror film, Cleaver, that appeared in Season 6 of The Sopranos. Moltisanti was played by Ringwood, NJ born Michael Imperioli. Thi...
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Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink!

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
For the last 2 years, my apartment has been haunted. I've tried everything from contracting a couple of local paranormal investigators, to calling in a family friend who is a priest at the church ...
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Loew's Jersey Theatre: Horror on the BIG Screen!

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 18, 2009, 9:31 pm
Originally opened in 1929, the Loew's Jersey Theatre located in Journal Square in Jersey City, was a venerable movie palace. Going to the movies in the '30s and '40s was not only cheaper (...
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Wonder Woman Day IV: 10/25/09 in Flemington, NJ

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 15, 2009, 9:49 pm
Wonder Woman Day IVSunday October 25th, 200912:00 PM - 5:00 PMFREE!To Benefit SAFE in Hunterdon Special guest artist signings:Joe Sinnott, Chris Muller, Ken Haeser, Rob Kramer, Buz Hasson Comic Fusion...
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American Dragon: Jake Long - "The Lost Weekend"

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 14, 2009, 10:27 pm
... watched a complete episode until now. I was surprised by how much fun 'The Lost Weekend" was. It brought me back to the days of watching ... other times its totally cliche. For instance, in ...
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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 22: The Home of Happiness

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 13, 2009, 8:20 pm
If you want something visual, that's not too abysmal, we could take in another NJ T-Shirt Tuesday! The Rocky Horror Picture Show is performed in unison with the film for audiences all over the wor...
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Nocturna Mission #5: Casting Call

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
To me, Edwige Fenech IS Nocturna, but in this installment of Jay's Nocturna Mission, I'll be choosing the best present day actresses for the role of the ghastly Batman villain. In case the big...
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Michael Jackson at Costume Shop in Wyckoff, NJ

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 11, 2009, 10:44 pm
... this picture for the video report from CNN & News 12 NJ On Halloween '07, various news outlets reported that Michael Jackson was seen shopping in a costume shop at Boulder Run Shopping Cente...
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The Misfits Captcha'd

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 9, 2009, 1:23 pm
The Misfits mean different things to different people. Classic film buffs know that it stars Marilyn Monroe and Clark Gable, fans of animated chick rock bands know them as the dirty whorish rival band...
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Jersey Devil Video on History Channel.com

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 8, 2009, 10:57 pm
Clicking on the pictures will link you to the Weird U.S video on HistoryChannel.com about The Jersey Devil:
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KISS: Sonic Boom & Aquarian Cover

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 7, 2009, 12:40 pm
KISS is fresh off performing on David Letterman and they're gearing up for tonight's Jimmy Kimmel show. I figured it's a perfect time to throw my 2 cents in about KISS' new album SONIC...
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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 21: New Jersey Zombie Walk

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
Here's the official T-Shirt of the NJ Zombie Walk that took over the streets of Asbury Park last weekend. The illustration on the front of the tee depicts a zombie ripping through the outline of N...
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The House Where Charlie Lived by Clint Miller Jr.

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 5, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm the slowest reader of all time. My "to read" list is backed up with books, blogs, magazines, and of course, comic books. There's no way I'd ever make it through a Stephen King novel. F...
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The Jersey Devil Goes Down to Argila

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 4, 2009, 2:08 pm
As far as I know, The Jersey Devil hasn't left the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, but it's esteem as a cryptid has made references to the mythical creature just as widespread as Bigfoot and The L...
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York's Batty Peppermint Patties!

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 3, 2009, 10:19 pm
I've always been a major proponent of anything in a "pattie" formation. Whether it's a buger, a breakfast sausage, or a delicious and refreshing mint chocolate treat. York Peppermint Patties r...
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Asbury Park Zombie Walk October 3rd, 2009

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 2, 2009, 6:44 pm
This Saturday in Asbury Park: Prepare for the ZOMBIES!!! It's going to be all Night of the Living Dead in the streets of Asbury Park, NJ tomorrow night! The Zombie Walk will be followed by Zombie ...
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Off My Chest: An Entry from the Journal of The Wicked Witch of the West

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 2, 2009, 12:24 pm
Let's face it, I really didn't care about my sister...I just wanted her slippers. My old whiskered swab brought me to a nauseatingly vibrant village where I was greeted by a bunch of no good,...
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Welcome to The Sexy Armpit's Halloween Countdown

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
October is the time of year that excites me beyond belief. The eerie nights filled with cool air bring to mind memories of Halloween and horror movies. Halloween time is the best time to be a part of ...
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eXXXotica 2009 at The NJ Expo Hall in Edison, NJ

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2009, 11:28 am
In case you weren't able to be at Exxxotica this year I've captured my experience and edited it into a montage for you. Much of the footage was taken hours before the place became mobbed. The...
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The Perfect Age of Rock 'n' Roll at The Woodstock Film Festival!

Jay A. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2009, 6:42 am
You've probably read my review or tweets gloating about how great a film The Perfect Age of Rock 'n' Roll is, if not, read this. If you're near Woodstock, New York this weekend, you mu...
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Kerri Green is September's Garden State Playmate!

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2009, 9:37 pm
"ANDI...YOU GOONIE!" is a quote permanently etched into our brains thanks to that cheap guy Troy, but you may not be as familiar with the actress who played our favorite cheerleader, Andi Carmichael, ...
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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 20: Wildwood Part 2

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 29, 2009, 9:53 pm
No, it's not 1990...it's just Wildwood. What was that I was saying about Wildwood t-shirts being hideously ugly? The last time I discussed Wildwood T-Shirts I made it abundantly clear that you...
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eXXXotica at the NJ Expo Center ALL Weekend!

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 25, 2009, 8:50 am
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Toxie Trash Cans in New York City!

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 25, 2009, 8:37 am
If you were in Manhattan recently you may have thrown your trash in a Toxic Avenger themed garbage can and not even realized it! Diana DeGarmo from American Idol fame is now starring in The Toxic Ave...
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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 19: Paranormal Books in Asbury Park

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 22, 2009, 11:54 am
"Back from the Dead" a vampiric Tillie T-Shirt found just in time for Halloween at Paranormal Books in reanimated Asbury Park, NJ Remember Ray Stantz's book store Ray's Occult in Ghostbusters...
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"Jay Spanking a Jersey Girl" by Bubba Shelby

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2009, 12:40 pm
Bubba Shelby made me an offer I couldn't refuse. He proposed a trade, I accepted. He got a few action figures, and I got THIS: For those who enjoy critiquing art, this brilliant piece depicts me ...
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The Legend of The Headless Ahsoka Tano

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2009, 6:43 am
This gives a whole new meaning to her nickname "Snips" You may find it hard to believe that I DIDN'T find this headless Ahsoka Tano action figure in the Sleepy Hollow Wal-Mart, or even the one on ...
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New Jersey License Plate Purse is High Fashion

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 17, 2009, 10:24 pm
I rarely delete e-mails so I wind up with a traffic jam when I log in to my account. I'm subscribed to so much crap in fear that I'll miss some awesome deal or coupon code, but that is rarely ...
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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 18: Wildwood Part 1

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 15, 2009, 9:56 pm
Planet Spaceball ran out of air, but it doesn't seem likely that I'll ever run out of tacky, Jersey related t-shirts to discuss here on NJ T-Shirt Tuesday. I was literally bombarded by a barra...
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The Avaricious Elephant & The Splendorous Sonic Drive-In

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 14, 2009, 10:58 pm
I spent the weekend in Atlantic City and Wildwood or "The Wildwoods" as they're apparently also known as, and I felt the need to report back to you with an account of my experiences. She's an ...
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Haiku Assignment, Creative Writing, 10th Grade

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 11, 2009, 7:50 am
As The Joker said in 1989's Batman, "Well I'm no Picasso, but do you like it?" Don't you go making fun of my mini illustrated masterpieces! My creative writing teacher commented that my wo...
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"May 1983," written in English Class, 11th grade

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 9, 2009, 10:58 pm
The hysteria for George Lucas' 3rd installment of his Star Wars epic was to hit screens on Friday May 25th. Many days passed as I joyfully played with my Star Wars action figures, as if Lucas was ...
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NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 17: Eastside High School, Paterson NJ

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2009, 8:57 pm
NJ T- Shirt Tuesday kicks off the first ever Back to School Week here at The Sexy Armpit! Today we'll take a look at T-shirts from the actual Eastside High School in Paterson, NJ. If the school so...
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EXXXOTICA NY comes to The NJ Expo Center 9/25 - 9/27!!!

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 5, 2009, 12:43 pm
EXXXOTICA, the biggest and best adult event and consumer show will be coming to the New Jersey Expo Center in Edison, NJ. Last year the people of Secaucus wouldn't allow such a "smutty" event in t...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey with Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Jay A. posted an article on - Sep 3, 2009, 2:41 pm
The Real Housewives of New Jersey with Jamie-Lynn Sigler from Jamie-Lynn Sigler Here's a spoof on the abysmal show "The Real Housewives of New Jersey," from www.FunnyorDie.com. The sketch stars Ja...
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