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The horrifying moment a bear mauls a man who climbed into his zoo enclosure

JC B Nov 26, 2009, 1:56 am
happened here where I'm from a couple of months ago. Some drunk ppl decided to break into the zoo and thought it would be cool to pet the tiger inside the exhibit. What runs through some people's heads sometimes really is amazing. Darwinism FTW

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Lucky, the world's oldest sheep, dies

JC B Nov 26, 2009, 1:48 am
it would be a shame not to throw a feast in her honour. Lucky for us, she provided the main course. Rack of lamb anyone?

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Puppy Killed For Misbehaving Before Steelers Game

JC B Nov 26, 2009, 1:46 am
Irresponsible owners would have turned that dog into a monster later on in life and would have probably given a worse name to that breed than it already has. Yet another case to give my argument that some people should be sterilized more credibility.

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Top 10 Ways To Lead A Happy And Successful Life

JC B posted an article on i-crimson.com - Nov 20, 2009, 8:39 pm
10. Make the money, don’t let it make you. The best thing about you shouldn’t be that you have money. If you all of a sudden go broke tomorrow, are people still going to want to be you...
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JC B - Very interesting to see what other people are bitching about. Sometime's it's good to know I'm not the only one going through a bad day.
Nov 19, 2009, 5:37 pm

How To Fuck With People At The Hospital

JC B posted an article on i-crimson.com - Nov 19, 2009, 5:30 pm
Let’s face it, hospital stays are pretty boring. You gotta keep yourself entertained somehow, here’s 7 ways I’ve kept myself entertained at the hospital 7. Turning your urine blue......
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Russian Cannibal Who Ate Mother Has Sentence Reduced 'Because He Was Hungry'

JC B Nov 14, 2009, 4:15 pm
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive. Plus it shows how strong his addictions are, willing to drink and gamble money away instead of buying food to eat? He's kinda got this crazy look in his eyes in that picture though

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Nidal Malik Hasan Paralyzed? Defense Lawyer Says Ft. Hood Shooter Could Be Paralyzed from Waist Down

JC B Nov 14, 2009, 3:57 pm
So he hates his country enough to go on a shooting rampage but not enough to refuse medical attention from said country? Thank goodness it didn't happen in Canada, I'd hate to think my tax money is being used to treat someone like that.

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Just another reason to love Johnny Depp

JC B Nov 14, 2009, 3:48 pm
Ya that's all good and nice of him but what if Nic has a pride that won't let him take the help? Especially if it's been publicized now, it makes taking that help just a bit harder. The media could paint nic in a bad way with it. Imagine the possible tabloid headlines with this

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How To Get Free Food At The Hospital Waiting Room

JC B posted an article on i-crimson.com - Nov 14, 2009, 3:47 pm
Everyone hates the long wait at the hospital waiting room, but unless you’re bleeding very bad they won’t tend to you first. Even if you get there first, they deal with people in worse... ...
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Senior Citizen Sexting on the Rise

JC B Nov 9, 2009, 7:14 pm
If he can still get it up, why waste it?

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Was Fort Hood Massacre ‘Terrorism’?

JC B Nov 9, 2009, 1:08 pm
I wasn't aware they changed the requirements of being a terrorist? When did they add that they have to be a muslim to be one? This guy could be christian,catholic, or buddhist and I think he'd still be branded as a terrorist

JC B Nov 9, 2009, 2:03 pm
That's true, but there's really no definition for a terrorist that everyone agrees upon. I was basing my comment on the fact that his actions created fear and terror with the disregard for non combatants. Or does a terrorist need a political agenda?

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Bitching 101

JC B posted an article on i-crimson.com - Nov 8, 2009, 10:38 pm
BY LAURIE D. Bitching is a common occurrence built into humans to get crap off our chest. Most women want a chest and go to great lengths to get them. But, men do anything to get rid of... To read ...
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Takes Woman 950 times to pass her driving test

JC B Nov 7, 2009, 9:56 pm
persistance pays off, not sure how comfortable i would be driving around her if it took her that many times to pass though

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Top 10 Ways To Annoy People

JC B posted an article on i-crimson.com - Nov 6, 2009, 1:32 pm
Every now and then you just get the urge to do something bad to that person you hate at work. You can’t do anything to them or it might cost you your job, so why not annoy the hell out of them.....
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What's in a Name: Understanding the Classifications of Bottled Water

JC B Nov 5, 2009, 2:18 pm
I thought it was all just a gimmick, water's water to me. Now I know

JC B Nov 6, 2009, 12:12 am
tou·ché, Bob S, tou·ché.

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10 Things I Never Want To Hear The Driver Say Again While I'm Riding Shotgun

JC B posted an article on i-crimson.com - Nov 5, 2009, 8:51 pm
I love to drive. I hate riding shotgun because I feel like I’m not in control. Plus that big open window they call a windshield is like a television screen for how my death could play out.... T...
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7 Diseases That Big, Juicy Steaks Could Give You

JC B Nov 5, 2009, 5:07 pm
If I die, I die happy. I'll have my steak rare please

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THE END OF 'OPRAH' AS WE KNOW HER: Daytime Diva Giving Up Syndie Talk Show & Moving It To Her Cable Network In 2011

JC B Nov 5, 2009, 2:12 pm
wasn't a fan of big Oprah. Little Oprah kinda creeped me out, it just didn't seem right bordering on unnatural. Medium size Oprah is all right in my books, most interesting to listen to out of her 3 phases

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Experimental Vaccine For Genital Cancer

JC B Nov 5, 2009, 1:50 pm
isn't this kinda how "I Am Legend" started out?

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How Long Is Forever?

JC B Nov 4, 2009, 7:08 pm
Not long enough, and in some cases, too long

JC B Nov 5, 2009, 12:15 pm
I guess it goes along with how you view the cup, is it half empty or half full? The hardest parts in life seem to be too long, too hard, too painful. The time spent alone, wondering about the what if's seem to go on forever. The seconds turn to minutes and the minutes turn to hours as you think about things you can't change. Or how about the last 5 minutes of your job before you get off? Those 5 minutes seem to last longer than the other 7 hours and 55 minutes of your whole work day.

On the flip side, if you're doing something you love there doesn't seem to be enough time in the world and forever just isn't long enough. It could be spending time with your children, a long loving kiss with deep stares into the eyes of your significant other. All those moments seem to pass at the speed of a blink, but those are usually the things you wish would last forever.

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14-Year-Old Boy Leads 1.4M Strong Facebook Insurgency Group

JC B Nov 4, 2009, 10:02 pm
now if he can somehow get all 1.4M of those people to donate $1 to him we'll be seeing a headline similar to "14-Year-Old Boy makes 1.4M off facebook"

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Oh, Lordy Look Who's 40 - Sean 'Diddy' Combs!

JC B Nov 4, 2009, 7:46 pm
of course tehy're not gonna find that $20,000 ring. It was probably second nature to whoever caught it to stick it down their pants or somewhere else to hide this thing. They say 30's the new 20 so I doubt 40 is considered over the hill

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Switch to 'Light' Cigarettes Makes Quitting Tougher

JC B Nov 4, 2009, 7:21 pm
It's all in the filter. If you look at light, extra light and ultra light cigarette filters closely, they have tiny perforations in the filter so more air and less smoke is inhaled. The downside? Smokers will suck, or "take a drag", harder than they would with a normal filter

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Caroline Freed Herself of Fast Food and Lost 145 Pounds

JC B Nov 4, 2009, 7:16 pm
Man I hate my metabolism. I'm 5'9" and only 125 lbs, being lazy to go grocery shopping I usually eat fast food anywhere from 4-6 times a week and sometimes for lunch and dinner. Didn't gain any weight. I agree though , Ronald, Wendy, and the king are no longer friends of mine either...too expensive to eat that many times a month. Good for her though

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75% of Potential Recruits Too Fat, Too Sickly, Too Dumb to Serve

JC B Nov 4, 2009, 12:11 pm
that's a major case of moobies in the picture

JC B Nov 4, 2009, 7:11 pm
That's because children don't go out and play like they used to, they'd rather sit at home and play video games or bitch about how no one understands them. When I was a kid I'd ride my bike and play from after school to sun down. Scraped my knees, got into trouble, but I learned stuff they can't teach you in schools.

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Bulgarian girl, 11, gives birth to her daughter... on her wedding day

JC B Nov 4, 2009, 7:02 pm
am I the only one reading that the guy is 19? I guess it's good that he's willing to step up to the plate to be a father but having sex with a minor is still illegal and can't be undone by willing to be a father

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Alberta Health Services: Wait all day or go home

JC B Nov 3, 2009, 2:05 am
people were still lining up today even though they closed all the clinics down. Wonder how they're going to get it to JUST the high risk patients when they bring it back later this week

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Drink review: Everclear

JC B posted an article on i-crimson.com - Nov 3, 2009, 1:59 am
My take on it: Comes in 2 varieties: 151 proof which is 75.5% alcohol and 190 proof which is 95% alcohol. I know I said the Galvatron drink is death, but I literally mean it with this. Quick tidbit,.....
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Being a mystery shopper

JC B posted an article on Honest Earning - Nov 3, 2009, 1:30 am
This is a free training tool that comes in very handy, making it very valuable. It will help with improving your sales skills, knowledge, and closing ability. How does it do that? By reversing the... ...
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Tron Legacy Writers Hired to Write Universal's Ouija Movie

JC B Nov 2, 2009, 4:09 pm
Never played with a Ouija board, always too scared of what might happen. I leave that stuff alone, except going to haunted places when I was like 16 with friends to take pictures and go ghost hunting.

Battleships is fun unless you play with people that cheat. Like putting the ships diagonally or stacking them on top of each other.

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Helped by swine flu, Clorox 1Q profit rises 23 pct

JC B Nov 2, 2009, 3:30 pm
imagine how much hand sanitizer companies must be making. Their products are showing up everywhere

JC B Nov 2, 2009, 4:02 pm
I don't know about that but if you want to watch a conspiracy theory about swine flu, cehck out http://vimeo.com/7298827

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Suspect Serial Killer Apprehended

JC B Nov 2, 2009, 4:00 pm
link to joke you speak of? Or cliff's notes with punch line please?

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About Me

My name's Jean Carlo (pronounced John with a french accent, not gene), or JC for short. Yeah, I've been blessed with 2 first names. You can call me Mr. Battad. haha no I kid, JC's fine.

I love to play practical jokes. I will go the distance to set it up perfectly, even if that means sitting in your bathtub in the dark for an hour giggling to myself waiting for you to come into the bathroom so I can pop out and terrify you.

Some say I'm crazy, brilliant, or insane. Others even say I'm eccentric, and a little bit of a potty mouth, maybe I'm a little of each. That makes me who I am. I've always got a great story to tell from past personal experiences, you can read about them on my blog i-crimson.com

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