Jeff D.

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Most Epic Alcohol Warehouse Crash EVER…Nobody Quite Sure What Happened

Jeff D. posted an article on - Nov 4, 2009, 1:28 pm
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Pabst Blue Ribbon For Sale

Jeff D. posted an article on - Nov 4, 2009, 12:49 pm
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Mad Men's January Jones Epic GQ Drinking Adventure

Jeff D. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 2:44 pm
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Foothills Sexual Chocolate to be Released in February

Jeff D. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 12:42 pm
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Firestone Walker to release "13″

Jeff D. posted an article on - Nov 2, 2009, 6:45 pm
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Dave Chappelle: Grape Juice vs. Grape Drink

Jeff D. posted an article on - Nov 2, 2009, 12:01 pm
“I know what you drink…grape juice!…A lot of black people don’t have the privilege of knowing about grape juice, because they have grape drink; it’s not the same formula that you get....
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I'm Drinking BLOOD This Weekend

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 30, 2009, 2:53 pm
Yup, this Halloween weekend at Mutineer HQ will be a Blood-fueled fine beverage extravaganza. The fine people that brought you Mana Energy Potions have kicked things up a notch with Blood Energy Poti...
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Free Refills on Same Visit Only at McDonald's

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 29, 2009, 6:08 pm
The universal theory of free soda refills is one of those things that has been discussed in great depth at the theoretical level, but apparently theory has become reality at a Seattle-area McDonald’...
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Gaza Strip Gets Coffee and Tea

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 28, 2009, 1:15 pm
I wouldn’t last a day without a coffee, and I imagine quite a few of you would agree (maybe not publicly) with my sentiment. It was, then, with great joy that I read in a Ma’an News Agency...
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UFC Light Heavyweight Champ Lyoto Machida Drinks Urine For Breakfast…FINE BEVERAGE FTW!

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 27, 2009, 12:37 pm
I’ve found myself in many an argument over whether or not soda or water qualify as fine beverages (I say yes), but the argument is taken to a whole new level when you consider that UFC Light Heavywe...
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Raspberry Ale Turns Snow White Into a Ho

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 21, 2009, 1:29 pm
Jamieson Brewery, located in Victoria, Australia wants you to know that their Raspberry Ale is not too sweet. That’s why they’ve re-imagined Snow White as “Ho White” for their ...
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The Blogger Contributors of Mutineer Issue 8

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 20, 2009, 7:58 pm
Oh yes…Mutineer Issue 8 is upon us, and I can’t tell you how PUMPED I am about it. For an overview of the issue 8 features, check out the preview post from last week. Before we get into detail, h...
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Coke Zero + The Future = Facial Recognition Software

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 20, 2009, 11:03 am
Is it just me, or are companies running out of creative online promotions? For instance, consider Coke Zero’s new facial profiler promotion. The website asks: “If Coke Zero has Coke’s taste, is...
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Vermonster vs. Monster, and 6 Other Fine Beverages to Get Your Monster On

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 19, 2009, 12:39 pm
I gave the fine people at Monster Beverage Co. a chance. After hearing about their shameless attack on Rock Art Brewery’s Vermonster, I called Monster up to get their side of the story. They to...
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Bear Invades Wisconsin Grocery Store in Search of Beer

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 18, 2009, 1:49 pm
It’s no surprise that beverage culture is EXPLODING in America, I just wasn’t aware that woodland creatures had caught fine beverage fever as well. According to an article on Fox News, Bear Ma...
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Mutineer Magazine Issue #8 Preview

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 16, 2009, 12:10 pm
Marina Orlova The star of “Hot For Words” takes the Mutineer cover to another dimension and explains the origins of some words from the world of fine beverage. Limited Release Beers Mutine...
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Pepsi Creates App to Get Guys Laid, People Very Pissed Off

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 15, 2009, 3:16 pm
Yup. Pepsi is playing hardball with their AMP iPhone app that not only helps guys get laid, but also lets them keep track of their victories. An iPhone is for data storage, is it not? According to AdW...
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I'm on a Bike: New Belgium Gangsta Style

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 14, 2009, 4:56 pm
Did you see Andy Samberg & Lonely Island’s “I’m on a Boat” (featuring a Santana wine mention)? Well, this video is like that, but better, and with bikes and boats and awesome New...
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How Many Shots in a 750 ml Liquor Bottle?

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 13, 2009, 12:46 pm
Wow…is it Tuesday already? We didn’t post a blog yesterday in observance of Columbus Day and the Canadian Thanksgiving (out of respect to our fine Canadian readers). Deadline has reared its ugly ...
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Domo + 7-Eleven = Slurpee Induced Domo Fever

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 9, 2009, 5:53 pm
I have no idea WTF a Domo is, but it is apparently taking over 7-Eleven. This has Mutineer Director of Operations Jeff Dorenbush all worked up, so further investigation has been merited. According to ...
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The Great Milk Riot of 2009: Belgian Riot Police and Helicopters vs. Cow Soldiers With Weaponized Udders

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 5, 2009, 5:41 pm
This was like “Watchmen” meets “V for Vendetta”. While stray cats rejoiced, riot police were no match for the onslaught of fresh milk which local farmers have apparently weapo...
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Craft Beer in a Can!

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 5, 2009, 1:48 pm
Playing on the Bud Light commercial that’s been loved and loathed recently as a cheap ploy to get your attention, I had my first Dale’s Pale Ale a couple of days ago. Dale’s is made ...
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Wine-fueled Sorbet!

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 2, 2009, 12:40 pm
Just can’t get enough wine? Neither can we, so when I ran across Wine Sorbet Cafe at my local farmers market the sky opened up and the sun shone bright. Owners Mike and Cathy Kazmark were on sit...
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Walgreens: Alcohol In, Chia Pets Out

Jeff D. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2009, 2:33 pm
According to the LA Times, “The drugstore chain is remodeling. Stores will add liquor departments and more staples such as toilet paper and toothpaste, and will cut back on impulse items such as...
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Where The @$#% Have The Mutineers Been?

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2009, 3:44 pm
The easy answer is EVERYWHERE. Our guys have been all over the place, culminating into a massive West Coast tour last week that caused a lapse in blog posting, though the team is back into the office...
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A Crystal Pepsi Revolution

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 26, 2009, 1:51 pm
Crystal Pepsi is coming back people. Ok, it isn’t, but it should. People are amped up for a clear cola again. Word on the street is that Crystal Pepsi can be had in South America, and we have a w...
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Allagash's Limited Release Vagabond

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 25, 2009, 11:54 pm
What has been over four years in the making has almost reached the end of its journey. Allagash’s Vagabond, the second beer in their limited release 375mL series, is scheduled to be released at 9 AM...
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The Bruery Is Preparing To Release The 19.5% Black Tuesday Beer

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
Reminiscent of that dark, gloomy day in October 1929 that shook the world twice over, Black Tuesday, the beer, is causing widespread panic of its own. The beer that has been talked about for months is...
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The French Have USB Coffee Warmers

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 22, 2009, 8:00 am
It’s a USB powered coffee warmer…GENIUS. This picture was taken in the most futuristic shop in Bordeaux. I don’t speak, or read, French, so all I know about this brilliant product is that ...
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1800 Tequila Declares War On Patron, Enlists Mob Help

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2009, 8:45 am
1800 Tequila’s self-proclaimed “Tequila War” against Patron is getting epic, with 1800 Tequila creating a television commercial with Michael Imperioli (Sopranos) kicking a bottle of Patron off a...
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Life & Limb / Limb & Life: Sierra Nevada & Dogfish Head Join Forces

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 20, 2009, 1:36 pm
A collaboration that people have been waiting on for years has finally become a reality. Sierra Nevada and Dogfish Head have joined forces to release “Life & Limb”, which will be released ...
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How Not to Impress Girls: The Glass Quaffer

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 18, 2009, 11:30 am
If you’re one of those guys that needs to slurp down some coke after doing a shot of Captain Morgan, then the Glass Quaffer is the product for you: The Quaffer is a patented shot glass with a built-...
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BeerGoggins' Beer News – Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 16, 2009, 2:06 pm
For a quick taste of newly released beers, check out the Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale from Stevens Point Brewery in Stevens Point, Wisonson. The brewery, which was founded in 1857, is the fifth-oldest priva...
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Team Obama + Royalty + Strippers = Tea Cup Hot Tub Party

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 14, 2009, 11:25 am
Because this is exactly what has been missing from my fine beverage experience. Tea bags with little people attached to them to kick it in my tea cup and keep me company on all those lonely mornings ...
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The March in Los Angeles to Legalize Cachaça

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 12, 2009, 4:54 pm
Next weekend starts the Leblon sponsored campaign to legalize cachaça. This Brazilian spirit is currently imported as “Brazilian Rum” and according to the Cachaça Declaration of Independ...
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American Graphic Design Award for Mutineer Magazine Ad

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 11, 2009, 1:19 pm
“2009 Graphic Design USA presents an American Graphic Design Award to Plumbline Studios for Mutineer Magazine Subscription Ad” (Beverage Kaleidoscope Ad) That’s right folks. The team...
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BeerGoggins' Beer News – SABMiller Making Moves in Africa

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 10, 2009, 1:35 pm
SABMiller, the international beer company who owns Miller Genuine Draft, Grolsch and other beer brands, got their very own Namibian brewing license and plans to open up shop in the area. While the co...
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BeerGoggins' Beer News – Liberty Bowl Now Selling Beer

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 10, 2009, 1:09 pm
University of Memphis Tigers fans saw a first Sunday night when their alma mater took on number 8-ranked Ole Miss.  No, the Tigers didn’t manage an upset; in fact, they lost 45 to 14 at home. ...
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Soda Case Display Portrays Super Mario FTW!

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 9, 2009, 12:13 pm
Failblog.org is reporting that an epic mural depicting a scene from Super Mario is indeed a “Win“. The display is from a Safeway in Rohnert Park, California. Yup, Safeway carries Mutineer....
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Pulpy Minute Maid Juice Taking China "By Storm"

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2009, 11:51 am
It’s true. Pulpy Minute Maid is taking over China in a pulp fueled frenzy. According to a 3 Minute AdAge – Coke’s Pulp-Heavy Juice Takes China by Storm, “Over 1 Billion bottles o...
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"World's oldest bartender, 95, is retiring in Pa."

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 4, 2009, 10:32 am
After 76 beverage-fueled years, Angelo Cammarata, the longest tenured bartender in the world is calling it quits. “Only minutes after Prohibition died in 1933, Angelo Cammarata, 19, served a 10...
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Beer Bottle Dominoes

Jeff D. posted an article on - Sep 1, 2009, 8:00 am
Beer Bottle Dominoes. Incredible Not much to say here folks. It’s dominoes + beer bottles…FTW! Related posts:Best Way To Open Your Beer Bottle Nothing worse than sitting down to relax, ...
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"Heavy drinking helps beat dementia" Wait…WHAT?

Jeff D. posted an article on - Aug 31, 2009, 4:01 am
According to an article, “Heavy drinking helps beat dementia” on the Daily Telegraph out of Australia, “Older Australians who indulge in up to 28 drinks a week stand a beter chance o...
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No Muslims at Guinness 250th Birthday Black Eyed Peas Concert

Jeff D. posted an article on - Aug 28, 2009, 1:02 pm
Guinness is hosting some pretty epic parties to celebrate it’s 250th birthday, but things have turned awkward in Malaysia, where Muslims have been barred from attending one such celebration fea...
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Prank Your Friends Using The Captain Morgan Voicemail Tool

Jeff D. posted an article on - Aug 27, 2009, 2:37 pm
So I heard about this and immediately headed over to the Captain Morgan website to learn more, only to be greeted (and blown away) by one of the Morganettes wanting to check my id. Hands down the cool...
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Hunter S. Thompson's Book "Hey Rube" is Full of Fine Beverage

Jeff D. posted an article on - Aug 26, 2009, 1:02 pm
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Bitches and Wine: Let’s Party!

Jeff D. posted an article on - Aug 25, 2009, 2:59 pm
People and their dogs are crazy, an idea verified by the up coming Wine & Bitch Weekend at The Resort at Paws Up in Greenough, Montana. Events include hand-made dog treats, gourmet human treats, fash...
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A Child's Right: Clean Water Challenge

Jeff D. posted an article on - Aug 24, 2009, 12:14 pm
“Source water at four of ACR’s school installation sites prior to filtration through our systems. Water high in terribly unsafe contaminants is evident in every part of the cities in Nep...
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Old Barackee: Easing Racial Tensions One Beer At A Time

Jeff D. posted an article on - Aug 22, 2009, 1:19 pm
In the continuing saga of insanely funny things spawned in the mind of Bill Maher, here is one of the most unique craft beers this country has ever seen. If they only would have been serving this at t...
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Speaking of High-Fructose Corn Syrup…

Jeff D. posted an article on - Aug 21, 2009, 5:03 pm
It can’t be coincidence people, it must be DESTINY! Just yesterday I was riffing on high-fructose corn syrup on the blog, and today there is an epic story released by AdAge regarding high-fruc...
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