J. G.

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I Have a Dream

J. G. posted an article on - Nov 2, 2009, 1:20 pm
Could happen. I'm just sayin'...
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My Scariest Halloween Ever

J. G. posted an article on - Oct 29, 2009, 3:26 pm
...a number of the kids who came around that Halloween were from low-income families. Two poor kids came knocking at my place and yelled "Trick or Treat!"
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Scoff Rewind: Texting While Driving

J. G. posted an article on - Oct 20, 2009, 2:33 pm
MADISON I made this graphic up some months ago for Kenosha’s futile effort to ban texting while driving: …and now that the ban is going statewide, I thought it deserved an encore…
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Geography Lesson

J. G. posted an article on - Sep 24, 2009, 2:49 pm
My friends in New Berlin will, I'm sure, forgive me for this. Okay, maybe not.
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I Need A Hole

J. G. posted an article on - Sep 20, 2009, 9:42 pm
Here's the thing. Back when I was married, we had a house with a magic hole in the wall.
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Let's Settle This Racial Thing

J. G. posted an article on - Sep 17, 2009, 10:03 am
Those of us offering criticism of President Obama's Universal Government Healthcare (or "UGH!") are accused of harboring latent White Supremacist tendencies...
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Sure, We All Hate the Vikings…

J. G. posted an article on - Sep 14, 2009, 8:42 am
[The Vikings] put nearly forty points on the board with the Gorton's Fisherman as their quarterback...
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Ah, Vukmir!

J. G. posted an article on - Sep 10, 2009, 11:27 am
I'm running through the list of other Leahs that I know or have known, and the answer is none. None more Leahs. Which makes it official: She's my favorite Leah.
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From Barney to Biker Broads

J. G. posted an article on - Sep 7, 2009, 8:42 am
"Why is everybody wearing blue jeans, black sleeveless t-shirts, leather vests, chaps, and driving Harleys?" I grinned at the irony of the answer.
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Fat-Ass Friday : Episode 3

J. G. posted an article on - Sep 4, 2009, 1:11 pm
...if you ignore the headaches, mood swings, blurred vision, heart palpitations, and bleeding from my pores, I feel fantastic!
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Fatherly Advice

J. G. posted an article on - Sep 1, 2009, 3:15 pm
"So", and I knew I was in trouble "if somebody rips my arm off, I'll be stronger?" "Okay", I conceded. "That which does not kill nor dismember us can only make us stronger."
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Pom-Pon-less Squad

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 30, 2009, 9:33 pm
My son was understandably engrossed in the halftime show at last Friday's New Berlin West football game as the school's Pom Pon Squad gyrated to that rocky-roll music the kids are all wild abo...
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Fat-Ass Friday : Episode 2

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hell YEAH, I'm hungry...
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Water They Spending My Money On?

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 27, 2009, 9:44 am
I ain't autographing any more laptops. Or, for that matter, portable computers...
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Mercury Maroons

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 25, 2009, 10:27 pm
What? More jobs fleeing the state is no laughing matter? You got that right...
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Good For You, IAMU!

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 24, 2009, 10:46 am
I'm proud to see the Mercury Marine workers staunchly (read: "stubbornly and stupidly") sticking with THEIR union... careers, economic reality, and feeding your families be damned.
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Fat-Ass Friday : Episode 1

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 21, 2009, 3:05 pm
Last week, I hit my peak fighting weight: 250lbs. Eff that, yo.
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Burress Apologizes to Burress

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 20, 2009, 10:16 am
Justice has finally been served, as nefarious gunman Plaxico Burress was today sentenced to prison for his savage attack against beloved ex-Giant football player, Plaxico Burress.
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Breaking Wind … and Maybe a Hip

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 17, 2009, 9:29 am
within seconds of feigning a concerned "Gosh I hope Steven Tyler's alright" you were, like me, singing "...livin' it up when I'm goin' dowwwwwnnnn!!!" to the delighted guffaws of your ...
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Honest Sideline Answers

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 15, 2009, 8:48 pm
GREEN BAY This is going to seem like I’m picking on Jessie Garcia, sideline reporter for tonight’s Packer game, but she’s not the only gal I’ve seen doing this. She’s just the one who made...
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Non-Existent Provision Dropped

J. G. posted an article on - Aug 14, 2009, 8:13 am
WARSHINGTON, DC  Obama’s claim that there was “no Death Panel” provision in the Healthcareless Bill was re-emphasized yesterday when the Senate removed that non-existent clause from the pending...
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