John S.

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For A Licking!

John S. posted an article on - Dec 15, 2009, 1:26 am
Cows lick, damage man's house A man's homeowners insurance apparently doesn't cover "acts of cow." Jerry Lynn Davis called the Hawkins County Sheriff's office in Tennessee on Th...
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CRAP!!!!!!!!

John S. posted an article on - Dec 14, 2009, 1:39 am
'Poo Power' Leaves Water Firm Feeling Flush It’s a load of crap!! Thames Water has announced it generated enough energy from sewage to make a yearly saving on its electricity bill of £1...
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Not A Leg To Stand On

John S. posted an article on - Dec 13, 2009, 1:46 am
Wonky stork gets wooden leg Dietmar the stork has ruffled feathers in the medical world - by becoming the first of his species ever to be fitted with a wooden leg. The luckless bird lost his o...
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A Little Titillation!

John S. posted an article on - Dec 12, 2009, 1:06 am
Russian bride's revealing wedding dress is web sensation A bride’s startlingly revealing wedding dress has become an internet sensation. Originally posted on Wedinator a site dedicated t...
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Pass The Garlic!

John S. posted an article on - Dec 11, 2009, 12:58 am
World’s largest collection of Vampire killing kits In the mid 1800s, vampire-fearing people traveling to Eastern Europe bought and carried with them, Vampire killing kits. Containing ...
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Horsing Around

John S. posted an article on - Dec 10, 2009, 1:41 am
Police 'consult warlock on horse plaiting' Police in West Dorset have reportedly spoken to a "warlock" as part of their investigation into the plaiting of several horses' manes. Owner...
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Rudolf's Xmas Comes Early!!!

John S. posted an article on - Dec 9, 2009, 1:02 am

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What…No Paper?????

John S. posted an article on - Dec 8, 2009, 1:12 am
Origin of Species found in British loo A first edition of Charles Darwin's seminal book On the Origin of Species will be sold this week, after it was found in a family's toilet in southern B...
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Just a Laugh!!

John S. posted an article on - Dec 7, 2009, 1:03 am
Have you heard the one about the couple who... hey were looking forward to a good night out in Preston watching comedian Frankie Boyle. But the last laugh was on David Wilson and his partner afte...
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The Hungry Thief

John S. posted an article on - Dec 6, 2009, 1:16 am
Alleged bank robber 'may have eaten the evidence' Police in Ohio say a bank robbery suspect may have eaten the evidence - after he was spotted munching a piece of paper, thought to be the not...
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Call The Police!!!!

John S. posted an article on - Dec 5, 2009, 1:00 am
Man arrested for calling 911, asking for sex Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phon...
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Get your tits out New York

John S. posted an article on - Dec 4, 2009, 1:02 am
A lawyer has claimed that public nudity is permitted in New York after his client was cleared of charges stemming from a naked photoshoot in public. Kathleen Neill, 26, had been charged with exposu...
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They use to hang them!

John S. posted an article on - Dec 3, 2009, 1:06 am
Toothbrush thief faces 17 years in jail A toothbrush thief faces between 17 and 23 years in prison, after the High Court recommended that he is deported back to the USA. Under California's &#...
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Watch What You Play With!!!!

John S. posted an article on - Dec 2, 2009, 1:29 am
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Marylan...
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Santa's Not Pleased

John S. posted an article on - Dec 1, 2009, 1:09 am
Elf ’n’ safety chops Christmas tree A traditional Norway fir has been axed from a town’s Christmas plans amid fears it could be a danger. he tree that normally costs £500 has been replaced b...
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His hearts in the right place!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 30, 2009, 12:56 am
Church thief leaves apology: 'Sorry, I'm poor' A thief who stole from a church in the US state of Georgia left behind a note saying he was sorry. A note scrawled on the wall said: '...
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Getting The hump!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 29, 2009, 1:17 am
  Humpback Horror: Camel Chaos In Oz Around 6,000 feral camels are rampaging through a remote Australian town causing chaos and terrifying the locals, prompting the government to organise a ...
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Stab It!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 28, 2009, 12:31 am
Man stabs himself to avoid work We all know there are some days when you just can't face the thought of going into work. But one man in Denver took a rather extreme approach to throwing a sickie,...
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The Gym!…..Yeh Right!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 27, 2009, 1:04 am
Widower in drag uses dead wife's ID for gym…….. A man who wore women's clothing to use his dead wife's gym membership has appeared in a Hong Kong court, a report said Tuesday. Lau...
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To Tip Or Not To Tip!!!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 26, 2009, 1:16 am
Couple arrested over 'theft' for refusing to tip in restaurant Leslie Pope and John Wagner were handcuffed and hauled away after they failed to leave a restaurant's mandatory 18 per cen...
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STOP MEDDLING MANDY

John S. posted an article on - Nov 25, 2009, 1:02 am
Stephen Fry backs Digital Economy Bill protests The petition, which was started by Talk Talk, the internet service provider, calls on the Government to reconsider its plans to disconnect persistent ...
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What A Load of Shit!!!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 24, 2009, 1:58 am
Cow dung to power more Dutch homes A plant that converts cow dung into energy for homes opened in the Netherlands Friday. Manure from cows at a nearby dairy farm will be fermented along with gras...
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Those Aussies!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 23, 2009, 1:31 am
Police put brakes on nude car wash romp An early morning visit to a car wash at the weekend has earnt four central Queensland men an appointment with a magistrate next month. Police allege two 23...
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A Dog & His Toys

John S. posted an article on - Nov 22, 2009, 1:11 am
Dog needs surgery after eating seven toys Meet Bonzai – a contender for the title of Lancashire's hungriest dog. Vets have just removed SEVEN pieces of toys from the 12-year-old mixed b...
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It's a robbery

John S. posted an article on - Nov 21, 2009, 1:23 am
  Drunk driver calls cops to report marijuana theft Oregon police have charged a man with drunk driving after he called police to report that his marijuana had been stolen. Calvin Hoover, 2...
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A Lorry Load Of…..

John S. posted an article on - Nov 20, 2009, 1:12 am
Strippers-on-a-truck promotion halted……. Live strippers on the back of a truck is too much - even for Sin City. A Las Vegas strip club has agreed to stop an advertising promotion in which i...
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One For The Road?

John S. posted an article on - Nov 19, 2009, 12:59 am
Drink-driving couple caught three times A Port Melbourne (Australia) couple have both been booked for drink driving this morning after allegedly being caught three times. Police say a 37-year-old...
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It's a Steal!!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 18, 2009, 1:02 am
Man steals car to get to car-theft court appearance A man stole a car so that he could get to a court appearance on a previous charge of stealing a car, according to authorities in California. Cal...
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A Lion's Tale!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 17, 2009, 1:17 am
Scary steal A German thief accidentally stole a truck with a circus lion in the back. A German thief accidentally stole a truck with a circus lion in the back. The vehicle had been parked at ...
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It's Raining Money

John S. posted an article on - Nov 16, 2009, 1:34 am
French cash stunt scrapped as huge crowd gathers An Internet company that planned to throw envelopes of cash to passers-by from the top of a bus in Paris had to cancel the publicity stunt for securi...
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Big Mac

John S. posted an article on - Nov 15, 2009, 1:06 am
Man phones 911 over McDonald's order A man has been fined after calling 911 over his McDonald's order. Raibin Raof Osman phoned police when McDonald's drive-through staff forgot to in...
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Store Those Apples

John S. posted an article on - Nov 14, 2009, 1:04 am
Best way to store apples Most of our apples went bad when we stored them last year. What is the best way to make sure they last? And which varieties store best? The first rule is to store only perf...
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It's all a Game!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 13, 2009, 1:35 am
Judge 'accepts Nintendo Wii as bail' A judge has confiscated a Nintendo Wii belonging to a 12-year-old boy as part of his bail conditions. In the past nine months, the boy has been charge...
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One For The Album

John S. posted an article on - Nov 12, 2009, 12:46 am
Man provides photo for his own wanted poster A man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mugshot they had printed of him as part of a public app...
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A Dead End

John S. posted an article on - Nov 11, 2009, 1:44 am
Wal-Mart starts selling coffins online Wal-Mart has started selling a range of coffins and urns on its website. The US supermarket offers 14 different coffins at cheaper prices than many funeral ...
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'Jack in a Box'

John S. posted an article on - Nov 10, 2009, 12:45 am
Bridegroom arrives at wedding in coffin Bridegroom Pat Vincent marked the end of his bachelor days by arriving at his wedding in a coffin. Then, after the tying the knot with Jacqueline Brick, the...
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What A Knob!!!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 9, 2009, 1:28 am
Supermarket shoplifter who stuffed sausage in his shorts arrested A man has been arrested after being spotted stuffing sausages in his shorts in a supermarket aisle. The 38-year-old man was found ...
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Sort That Lawn

John S. posted an article on - Nov 8, 2009, 1:10 am
Lawn care is one of the dullest and most dispiriting things we have to do in the garden. I know there are those – men mostly – who take vigorous pride in their perfect green sward, but most of ...
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Not a leg to stand on!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 7, 2009, 1:11 am
Calf walks again on false legs A calf who lost her two back hooves to frostbite is back frolicking in the fields of New Mexico - thanks to a pair of prosthetic limbs.   The calf, named Meadow, w...
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Dancing Queen

John S. posted an article on - Nov 6, 2009, 1:21 am
Buttock-rubbing drink-driver tries to dance with cop A woman has found out the hard way that, if you've been pulled over for drink-driving, trying to dance with the police officer and rubbing you...
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Even More Bumper Stickers

John S. posted an article on - Nov 5, 2009, 1:05 am
“It takes a bitch like me to love a bastard like him.” “If god wanted people to be queer he would have created Adam and Steve.” “Ass, gas or grass no one rides for free.” ...
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It's A Gamble

John S. posted an article on - Nov 4, 2009, 1:30 am
Bulgarians playing Russian road roulette? Bulgarian prosecutors are investigating a new gambling game in which drivers defy death by speeding through red lights for bets of up to 5,000 euros ($7,4...
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Get A Life

John S. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 1:24 am
Man 'sells biggest rubber band ball' The maker of the largest rubber band ball in the world has sold the 25-foot wide creation to the franchise that inspired it. Joel Waul, of Lauderhill,...
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Caught In The Act

John S. posted an article on - Nov 2, 2009, 12:45 am
Caught on camera: naked love rival flees furious husband A naked man who climbed out of a window and hid on the ledge to escape his lover's furious husband has been caught on camera. Sun Meng ...
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Penis Envy!!

John S. posted an article on - Nov 1, 2009, 2:10 am
Is this the foot-long preserved penis of Rasputin? This is the somewhat disturbing prize specimen in Russia's first ever museum of sex and erotica - the preserved 12inch penis of legendary lo...
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You Can See The Slime!!!

John S. posted an article on - Oct 31, 2009, 1:35 am
MPs' expenses: Tony McNulty allowed to keep £60,000 Tony McNulty has been allowed to keep almost £60,000 he claimed in expenses for a house where his elderly parents lived just eight miles from...
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Those Pesky Bumper Stickers

John S. posted an article on - Oct 30, 2009, 2:19 am
“WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.” “A woman need a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” “My son is inmate of the month!”
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Give It Some Bottle!

John S. posted an article on - Oct 29, 2009, 1:59 am
Rags-to-riches tramp bags fortune in bottles A 63-year-old homeless Russian man has gone from street life to stock market trader after collecting thousands of empty booze bottles for cash, a popular...
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