Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Aug 3, 2011, 3:49 pm
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.” – Woody Allen It all began in one of those typical conversations with my lady, where we’re not exactly sure how this crazed topic … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Aug 1, 2011, 4:55 pm
Hey, thanks for coming in, please have a seat. Can I get you anything? Water? Coffee? Oh, you just came back from lunch? What’s in the cafeteria today, that spinach ravioli? I get mad heartburn every Monday from that, I … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Jul 30, 2011, 1:22 pm
Friends, we here in Chicago are in a quandary. You see, it’s the middle of summer, and even though the NFL lockout is over, the populace largely hates Jay Cutler (sad but true) and thinks Lovie Smith may secretly be an … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Jul 29, 2011, 12:15 pm
I’ve found there are two constants in the realm of human self assessment. 1) Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, which is insane because there are so many dour, humorless clods out there on which the funny has … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Jul 27, 2011, 4:03 pm
You are privileged to herein grab a glimpse at my awesome skills on display, with my real time editing process. Everyone who writes has their own way of doing this, and usually they don’t wait years after the last draft … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Jul 25, 2011, 11:02 pm
(This is another entry in the series of things we always thought were okay and inoffensive, but have turned out to be horrible, following my complete smackdown of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, found here. Herein I extensively and exclusively reference … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Jul 14, 2011, 4:07 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, the plan is in place. Cetta/Rusakiewicz, long thought to be an elaborate ruse meant to drum up interest in a potential presidential campaign, has transitioned into a bona fide lovetastic relationshipathon. And after seven and a half … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 8, 2010, 10:34 pm
Recently, I ran across a darling little article on a website (n. website – it’s sort of like a video newspaper that doesn’t get smeary on your hands) about common mistakes the average working slob is making when compiling a … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Nov 13, 2010, 4:25 pm
It’s a dingy nameless underground bar on the outskirts of Bangalore, and palpable misery hangs in the air.  A Kingfisher sits on most of the knife-scarred tables, as patrons stare suspiciously at one another with rheumy eyes out from underneath heavy, … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Nov 8, 2010, 1:21 pm
This week, public outcry reached deafening levels as the classic ABC animated sitcom The Flintstones was lambasted for its perceived intolerance and insensitivity towards homosexuals and their lifestyles. The uproar was largely unexpected, considering how long any Flintstones treatment of the iss...
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Nov 4, 2010, 11:40 pm
It was in the brisk November of 2011 when I lost her again to Johnny Law.  This was six months after her daring side-of-the-highway, tilling-the-fields-with-a-pickaxe escape in rural Kansas (is there any other type of Kansas?), and almost a full year … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Nov 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
My name is Joe Cetta, and I approve these messages: “Tom Smith voted to raise your taxes.  He allowed no bid contracts to become the norm at City Hall.  He restructured zoning laws to allow a strip club to open … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Jul 27, 2010, 4:54 pm
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Okay, I get the point.  Take what you’re given and make the best of it.  Or, take something that could be perceived as a negative and turn it into something positive.  Right?  That’s … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Nov 17, 2009, 4:49 pm
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
Great day in the morning!  I am pleased to announce that after a lengthy hiatus brought on by lawsuits and corruption and government meddling, smoking is back and better than ever!  Big Tobacco has somehow managed to overcome the psychotic … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
With vaccine shipments in short supply or going missing or ending up in the wrong hands, the government had no choice but turn to the semi-retired, but long battle-tested defense against illness and poisoning, Mr. Yuk, last week. Found living … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
Meghan McCain finds herself embroiled in controversy this morning after posting a picture on popular social networking site Twitter.com yesterday in which she holds an Andy Warhol biography and smiles, clearly implying she enjoys it.  The wildly sexy McCain, contributing … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
WASHINGTON D.C. – A group of historians polled by Georgetown University has named Barack Obama the best President in the history of the United States.  Not wanting to be seen as premature, a spokesman for the group stated that based … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
By and large, predicting box office grosses is nearly impossible.  I think I can ballpark what a film might do as well as anyone, and still you get things bombing or blowing up against all logic and reason.  As well … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
Written in direct response to my earlier Letter to My Unborn Child. Dear Sir, I have received your recent letter, and while it was nice to hear from you finally needless to say I’m somewhat taken aback at your tone.  … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
Sure, the Bible sequel didn’t pan out.  Seems the church wasn’t willing to sponsor the project and adamantly refused to do weekly readings from the new “good book.”  Fine.  I can live with it.  Also, editing the new book with … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
This will be a slightly different post than my seven loyal readers are used to here at K.U.  Nary a mention of misspelled tornadoes or unborn babies will crack the entirely serious list I’m going to lay on you here.  … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
“Let me tell you, Alex Rodriguez needs to make a sincere apo-“ *SNOOZE* “I’m trying to go with that, ‘Do I think, do I not think’ and –“ *SNOOZE* “ – since the beginning of the season that UConn is … Continue reading →
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Joseph C. posted an article on Knowingly Undersold - Dec 31, 1969, 7:00 pm
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is very average.  Yes, I’m talking about the Rankin/ Bass, claymation Rudolph, with Hermie the aspiring dentist elf and Yukon the man mountain prospector and the Abominable Snow Monster and all that jazz.  It’s really … Continue reading →
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