Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Nov 22, 2009, 8:34 am
Who you gonna call? My lawyer! An eagle-eyed reader sent me the most incriminating e-mail attachment the other day. In order to protect her anonymity, I will refrain from naming her. But! You should...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Nov 18, 2009, 8:09 am
She Who always seems so happy in a crowd Whose eyes can be so private and so proud No one’s allowed to see them when they CRYYYYYY Oh, my (chicken and) stars (soup)! How long have I been b...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Nov 16, 2009, 6:17 am
Hey! In in the interest of saving my brain, I’m slacking off a bit this week regarding all things blog. In the meantime, won’t you please enjoy an oldie but a goodie from almost EXACTLY TW...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Nov 11, 2009, 4:08 pm
Stud hunters, c‘mon, drop your pants Stud hunters, here’s your big chance I know Stud Hunters sounds like a reality show where teams of TV fame-whores vie to find the stud of their dream...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Nov 9, 2009, 6:07 am
Ooh, that smell Can’t you smell that smell? OK, I didn’t literally eat cat puke, but by the end of this post . . . well, you’ll see. (”NO WE WON’T” proclaim 10,0...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Nov 5, 2009, 7:53 am
And when they see me They want to be me Some of my Facebook friends are probably sick of “Ay, loca,” so it’s only fair that YOU get a chance to be sick, too. Sickness for all! It...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Oct 31, 2009, 1:47 pm
Shot through the butt And you’re to blame You give butts A BAD NAME Hi! I had to get a shot the other day, and I thought I’d share my experience with you. I know many of y’all a...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Oct 28, 2009, 7:32 am
Years from now when you talk about this —and you will— be kind. My mom is 74. She has COPD. And a few other issues. This week her COPD rehab class is having a Halloween party. My mo...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Oct 22, 2009, 12:16 pm
She had hair like Jeannie Shrimpton Back in 1965 It’s Bumpits! The famous as-seen-on-TV “hair volumizing leave-in inserts! (Careful. When you visit the Bumpits site, a loud voice tells ...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Oct 18, 2009, 8:56 am
Who are you to judge me? I know I said recently that I’m not the type to judge, but I NEVER said I was not the type to LIE, so that stuff about not judging was a big lie. Sorr-ee. You’d ...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Oct 15, 2009, 9:25 am
Packed like sardines into shiny metal boxes I don’t even remember why, but one day, I bought some sardines. I must’ve been reading an article about sardines and happened to be ravenous at...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Oct 11, 2009, 10:07 am
Sacrilicious Ah HA! You didn’t even know this was a contest, did you? Well, neither did I, until I checked out my stats program to see who was clicking on what. And I can’t say I wasn&...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Oct 7, 2009, 7:44 am
That’s me on the dance floor. No, no, NO! This isn’t another Mad Cow post. I haven’t lost any blenders or shoes or cats or brains. And, no, it’s not another NUDIE post. I...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Oct 2, 2009, 9:18 am
And the bulge in my big, big, big, big, big, big, big Batman came from here OK, so Adam Lambert didn’t win American Idol (yes, this post has been sitting in my drafts folder for a while), but ...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Sep 29, 2009, 9:26 am
All aboard . . . Mad Cow Disease is no joke. Especially when it’s happening to me. Really, only when it’s happening to me, otherwise, it’s pretty damn funny, let’s be honest. ...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Sep 24, 2009, 10:00 am
I like you so much better when you’re naked! The day has finally come. I’ve tantalized you with tales of my nude adventures. I’ve teased newcomers with my “I Do Nude” ...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Sep 20, 2009, 10:03 am
Me thinks it would look better when cut from ear to ear Barber pole came from here Ah, Sundays. Lazy mornings. Dunkin’ Donuts. 3-hour naps. Fast-food supper. Long, hot days. Cool sea haze. Ju...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Sep 15, 2009, 8:39 am
SEX! CASINO! This weekend, Dave and I decided to turn our humble bedroom into a pleasure mecca with Sex Casino, just one of the many awesome and sex-ay games available at your one-stop shop for adul...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Sep 11, 2009, 10:07 am
I found her diary underneath a tree And started reading about JD Yes, I kept a diary, off and on during the 1970s. As you compare the entries below with my life today, you’ll see that these ye...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Sep 7, 2009, 9:48 am
Call me now baby, and I’d come a running Have you bought a phone recently? It seems you can’t buy just one phone anymore. You automatically get all these extra bonus phones. I could see t...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Sep 2, 2009, 7:36 am
I can take a little pain I can hold it pretty well Painful spine came from here Lately, I’ve been getting zapped. Not this kind of “Zapped!” No, I’m talking about the sens...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Aug 29, 2009, 8:49 am
One of these things is not like the other HA! Just when you were convinced that I hate old people, here is a post to prove otherwise. It’s a post about my favorite kind of old people: my ance...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Aug 25, 2009, 8:31 am
Doesn’t mean that much to me To mean that much to you Old man came from here Old people! Come on, give me a break. I know it’s not ALL your fault, but still. You could be a little mo...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Aug 19, 2009, 7:49 am
Yesterday while Dave and I were trimming the hedge (NOT a euphemism, sorry), it occurred to me that I am not making the most of my I Do Things talents. Yes, I know I do plenty of things so you don...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Aug 14, 2009, 9:02 am
Baby, who turned the temperature hotter? Oven guy came from here ______________________________________ What’s your take on ashes? I mean, of the human kind? Should the “cremains̶...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Aug 11, 2009, 6:56 am
I kinda like that I wanna tap that Recently I discovered a fun-filled Web site that’s all about SEX only funny. It’s called Can I Tap That, and for those of you who don’t have a c...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Aug 7, 2009, 8:32 am
From the top of the pole I watch her go down May pole dancers come from here You know the lady I mean. Every class has one. The know-it-all. The can’t-shut-up. The teacher’s pet. In my ...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Aug 3, 2009, 7:41 am
The young ones are hungry Their nests are so bare Even today, I wake up screaming. That doesn”t happen, actually. The “wake up screaming” part. But I thought it’d be a more ...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Jul 31, 2009, 6:52 am
That’s not my name That’s not my name That’s not my name That’s not my name So you know me as JD and—DON’T PANIC! I am JD. But that’s not what my parents ...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Jul 28, 2009, 9:06 am
Well, you didn’t think I was going to do it without my anxiety meds, didya? Because that wasn’t going to happen, my friends. So while I was talkative and receptive and vivacious and R...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Jul 27, 2009, 9:37 am
JD and Kathy with Tim Gunn _________________________ Oh, my Zod. It was fun. It was exhausting. It was inspiring, exciting, and colorful. It was a bit overwhelming. I met wonderful new people a...
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Julia D. posted an article on I Do Things So You Don't Have To - Jul 21, 2009, 10:10 am
Surprise! Yes, I am actually wearing clothes to BlogHer. Even more of a surprise? It hasn’t been that big of a deal. At least not for me. My mom, however, is another story. What my mom would ...
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