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Dec 15, 2011, 12:40 am
I wrote a book called What You Didn’t Expect When You Were Expecting. As of today, you can buy it on iBooks or Amazon. The title may seem like something you wouldn’t expect from me, and that assumption will probably seem more accurate once you crack open the book. If you read it without kn... Comment - Like
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Sep 27, 2011, 9:33 am
It’s time you all meet my friend Maurica Rodriguez. When you’re done here, hit the Ditch Films channel on youtube and enjoy the genius.
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Feb 15, 2011, 9:11 pm
My wife is a medical professional, and because of this I seldom complain about anything that might be wrong with me. I had to learn this the hard way after several incidents where a seemingly minor discovery in my home quickly put me on display in a hospital bed surrounded by her coworkers. Ther... Comment - Like
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Feb 1, 2011, 2:03 pm
This is not the way we left it
I wanted to take a break from the “Hick’s eye view of NYC” type stories I’ve been writing for Cringe Humor and tell one that I’ve never told before. I’m actually not sure why I’ve never told it before. It doesn’t stir up any particular emotion. I... Comment - Like
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Dec 5, 2010, 2:17 pm
If you haven’t heard we packed our shit and moved up north. Here’s a post about our move on Cringe Humor.
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Sep 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
I spent $200k on an education I could have gotten with $10 worth of late charges at the library $20 worth of data charges on my phone
I just spent 30 minutes explaining what encyclopedias are to my 7 year old. The majority of the time I was talking it felt less like an explanation, and more like ... Comment - Like
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Sep 16, 2010, 10:12 am
Those at know me well are the people that quickly understood I live my life leaning forward. I always have ten things going at one time and because of this I make decisions and act on them quickly. I’m usually awake and doing something for 18 hours per day, I have little time for chit chat, an... Comment - Like
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Aug 20, 2010, 9:39 am
This morning I was eating breakfast in my local BBQ joint because none of the women in my life have ventured to the grocery store in the last couple weeks (don’t judge me, I’ve been busy). The first part of the meal went as it normally does, drinking coffee, checking email, ignoring everyone e... Comment - Like
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May 11, 2010, 5:10 pm
Even today I'd rather bang the one on the right
When our children check the history books for this week in 2010 they will find two entries the world will never forget. The legendary and talented Lena Horne died at age 92, and Teri Hatcher (that old actress who showed her tits in Tango and Cash) l... Comment - Like
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Apr 26, 2010, 7:14 pm
Sorry for the long break from the blog. I’ve been working on some projects and basically decided you fuckers would be here when I got back. Looks like I was right.
I’ll update more later this week but for now, here’s a peak at one of the projects.
Short film coming soon.
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Mar 12, 2010, 4:23 pm
I was going to insert pictures into this post but they wouldn’t fit. You’re about to find out why.
On his show Monday, Howard Stern “attacked” Precious actress Gabourey Sidibe by saying “There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone’s pretend... Comment - Like
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Feb 11, 2010, 10:33 am
It should be noted for any racists that may be reading this, this puppy was white. I think we’ve all learned something here. Carry on.
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Jan 30, 2010, 2:50 pm
Yes I live here in the states with you but it’s things like this that make me long to return to those in my family who live in a better place. A place that allows this video to broadcast on public television and make an ass out of everyone with a TV news career since Walter Cronkite called Dan R... Comment - Like
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Jan 15, 2010, 11:11 am
If I can find a natural gas provider with a BBQ commercial and a dentist that will polish up my teefs I can have a racist service industry hat trick.
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Jan 6, 2010, 10:41 am
Stacy Keach has been around a lot longer than I thought
I’m growing tired of parents who insist on encouraging children who obviously suck, and then make excuses when they fail. You get one lie. Lie to me or the kid. If you tell your kid he can be a doctor and then explain to me the rea... Comment - Like
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Dec 2, 2009, 5:04 pm
Looks like someone will be putting a little more love in the next meal
The more I look back on my life the more I realize things have gotten progressively better when I simply decided not to settle. The less I settle, the more I notice those who do. I generally try to stay out of it until they ... Comment - Like
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Nov 4, 2009, 10:41 am
You can't hide money
I live in a pretty good neighborhood. For the most part I enjoy spending time with the people that live around me with only two real exceptions. Next door to me is an elderly couple who both seem to live off nothing more than toast, coffee, and the happiness of others. T... Comment - Like
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