Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Jan 3, 2012, 5:34 pm
Hi everyone.  This is Acadia from superficialgallery.com and I am writing this as a favor to my wonderful friend, Julie.  As someone who chooses to not reveal anything about myself on the Internet,...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Jan 2, 2012, 8:42 am
Holy mother of pearl I had the two most fucked up days at work this past weekend.  I was all geeked out and ready to write on Friday afternoon but figured since I wrote in the middle of the night...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Dec 29, 2011, 9:15 pm
That was from last Christmas Eve Eve.  When I first discovered the bounty and glory that is the Pillow Pet.  I don’t have them all but I do have a whole hell of a lot of them and today...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Dec 27, 2011, 10:59 pm

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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Dec 26, 2011, 10:59 pm
Sing it with me now – “Christmas fucking ruuuled!” Dude. It so did. I got up at seven and went to see the two most handsome, well behaved children on the planet. “Hello...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Dec 26, 2011, 4:06 am
I’m not even ready to talk Christmas yet, I have to tell you about Christmas Eve Eve first!  Oh, the most glorious of holidays!  It’s my favorite day of the year.  The tradition started...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Nov 2, 2011, 2:38 am

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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Nov 1, 2011, 5:31 pm
I haven’t missed a Random Tuesday yet and I’m not about to. Good news!  I’m not going to run out of health insurance!  As long as I stay legally married I can stay on Ryan’s...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 28, 2011, 2:38 pm
I’m ripping the following post directly from SuperficialGallery.com because I fully support this giveaway and want you to please do it but I don’t feel creative enough to word it my own...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 25, 2011, 11:59 pm
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 25, 2011, 2:49 pm
Don’t forget about my badass giveaway!  It ends on Halloween! I got a new Droid 3 and it’s super cool because I can talk into it and it will text for me, I can slide out the keyboard and...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 24, 2011, 4:18 pm
Yeah.  I went to Ireland.  That’s me and my mini-monkey Blue chillin’ in a yard at a castle.  I threw him around a bunch to let him roll around in the grass because it was so lush and...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 19, 2011, 1:27 am
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 18, 2011, 4:25 am
I got a new phone today.  Well yesterday since I’m still awake at four in the morning.  It’s a Droid 3 and it’s BADASS.  I can talk and it texts what I’m saying so I...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 15, 2011, 1:25 pm
I’ve always wanted to make something “Spooktactular”. I don’t let me kids drink anything but water without heavy complaint from me.  It’s just how it’s always...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Yeah, so I’m officially addicted to coffee.  So much so that I go to Dunkin Donuts every day at least twice a day to buy their coffee.  Whilst at the drive thru I noticed they sell K-Cups so I...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 11, 2011, 11:55 pm
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 11, 2011, 3:42 pm
I’m hot. Oh.  I was asked why it was cheaper to eat and a restaurant over a movie theater and I said “I don’t know, why?” and I was then told “NO.  That’s what you...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 10, 2011, 3:43 am
So I was at work tonight and we had karaoke and I made BANK.  I’m the only server who gets up there and sings and my tables love it and I believe because of that I make kick ass tips.  I think...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 8, 2011, 12:07 am
This is what I looked like tonight only it’s a completely different day and place than where that picture was taken.  Ironically enough (not really) it was taken in a bar and I wore that exact...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 4, 2011, 11:58 pm
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 4, 2011, 4:19 pm
Holy crap you guys, do you realize how long it’s been since I’ve told you how awesome I am?  ME NEITHER! I’m awesome. *WHEW* Glad I got that one off my chest. Two and a Half Men...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 3, 2011, 3:21 pm
Well, I’m not dead.  It was a close one though.  I haven’t felt this shitty since before I started getting my infusions.  I had a massive allergic reaction last week that lasted two days,...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Oct 1, 2011, 7:12 pm
I know.  Seriously, right?  Do I make good baby or what?  This kid is a tank and when I was approached by the fine people over at Radio Flyer and was asked if I was interested in checking out their...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 28, 2011, 11:01 am
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 27, 2011, 12:28 pm
Oh shit dude, I almost walked out the door without posting.  This will probably be quick, I’m off to go all vamp.  I’ve felt like absolute dog shit because I had an allergy attack that...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 26, 2011, 10:08 am
So the other day I was talking to the best looking individual I’ve ever seen in person about how awesome it is to be both good looking and smart.  I’m hoping it was a reciprocal...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 23, 2011, 3:55 am
I’m a rock star and someone saw this picture and asked if the little line above my jeans was bush (friggin’ perv).  No, it’s my C-section scar.  Dur.  I don’t have a story to...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 22, 2011, 3:15 am
Holla. So I haven’t really checked in with you other than to make fun of people and tell you about my future endeavors.   That there above is the Chop Shop.  It seems I’m going there on...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 20, 2011, 11:59 pm
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 20, 2011, 3:07 pm
Fuck it.  You did all the work for me! Can’t get more random than that! Click on a tiny icon to spread the Momspective Love!
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 19, 2011, 1:49 pm
So I have rules.  I guess we all have rules we live by but I’m starting to think rules are stupid.  We only live one time (unless you believe in reincarnation in which case I’ll probably...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 16, 2011, 4:39 pm
I have a douchebag co-worker.  I won’t say her name because it irritates me but the people who work with me that are reading this know exactly who I’m talking about.  If she reads this I...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 15, 2011, 2:00 pm
I think I was born in a bar.  I remember being very young sleeping on a bench in a bar because it’s was an acceptable thing to do in the early 80′s and my mom’s late husband was a...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 13, 2011, 11:59 pm
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 13, 2011, 1:13 pm
Holy hell you guys my mom attacked my blog as herself and as strangers saying I’m a shit person and mom and all that.  I wrote about something that happened a decade ago and I admitted to...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 12, 2011, 4:54 am
Because I can.  The force is in ME bitches.  I can say fuck.  I can say shit.  I can say Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit.  Because that’s what being American is all about! FUCK YES! Anyway. I love my...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 8, 2011, 11:59 pm
I have the best fucking legs EVER.  If I was gay I’d do myself – oh wait!  I already can!  YAY!!! Well now it’s time for Sexcapades, where I make my father’s eyes bleed and...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 8, 2011, 1:21 am
“My name is Julie and I’m an alcoholic.” I said that for the first time ever (and meant it seriously) at about 10:30 Wednesday night.  It felt weird but it needed to happen. ...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 7, 2011, 3:15 pm
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 6, 2011, 4:17 pm
I hope you like having sex with yourself and/or others because I’m giving away a $100 gift certificate to EdenFantasys all month long as they are the Momspective Blog Talk Radio Show‘s...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Sep 1, 2011, 2:08 pm
Okay, I’m new at Rafflecopter but I hear it’s the greatest thing in the world.  Momspective Radio is hosting another month-long giveaway and this month it’s going to be for happy...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Aug 31, 2011, 11:59 pm
If you have heard it you’ll be reading it again because I Googled it and didn’t find the story. So about fourteen years or so ago I went to R.I.T. with Sarah and Joe to visit Lindsay.  I...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Aug 30, 2011, 11:59 pm
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Aug 29, 2011, 11:59 pm
Umm…I can’t think of anything to talk about but I don’t want to put nothing so I’m going to post more random ways to amuse yourself in public.  Tim, my dad and I wrote a HUGE...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Aug 28, 2011, 11:59 pm
I’m grieving and I was asked to not talk about it so I’m not going to talk about it.  I’m going to talk about me.  I shut my Facebook wall down for a few days because I really...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Aug 23, 2011, 11:59 pm
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Aug 23, 2011, 4:13 pm
What’s up party people?  I’m back!  I had some sort of server crash yesterday so I was MIA and to be honest I was a bit exhausted so I didn’t feel like writing anyway.  I’m...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Aug 22, 2011, 1:56 pm
And if you’re a dude, you’re right.  You’re all fucking gross.  From the time you first erupted from your mothers womb in a pool of blood and feces you have been surrounded by a...
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Julie m. posted an article on The Cool Mom Guide - Aug 17, 2011, 11:59 pm
So Tuesday night at work I had a panic attack.  I have them ALL THE TIME but while I was having it I thought to myself I should write one out so that’s what I’m about to do.  I’d...
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