KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Dec 21, 2011, 3:24 pm
‘Twas the night before their lesbian Christmas, when all through the houseNot a body part was stirring, not even under her blouse.The Birkenstocks were hung by the lawnmower with care,And they hoped that St. Nicholas was actually a sexy woman named Claire. The lesbians were nestled all...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Nov 7, 2011, 3:50 pm
I need to ask a serious question that only a small percentage of America's population is asking... WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN??????????? I just don't understand it. Why do people care so much about these idiots? Why are there so many shows that feature this family? And why i...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Nov 1, 2011, 3:44 pm
This is a description of my debut book.  If you were to read this description on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or on the back of the actual book, would you be inclined to pick it up and read it and/or purchase it on your Kindle/Nook? @font-face { font-family: "ＭＳ 明朝"; }@font-fac...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Oct 28, 2011, 2:49 pm
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Oct 28, 2011, 2:46 pm
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Oct 16, 2011, 10:11 am
To most people, the F-word is one of the crudest and most despicable words you can say.  I say it all the time; I'm no stranger to dropping the F-bomb. But this F-word, although as horrific, is not the F-word you may be thinking of.  This F-word is Famine.  Famine is a widespread scarcity o...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Oct 14, 2011, 9:07 am
My amazing friend Amanda has decided to tackle the writing world and shared a story with me this morning.  I am posting it on my blog as a guest blog; the reason being this is one of my favorite memories I have of our amazing adventures together.  There are many, but only a couple of them can real...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Oct 7, 2011, 1:38 pm
Lately it seems as though there are more people announcing they are not running for president than people who are.  In keeping with this trend, I too have an announcement to make. I, KC Kelly, will not be running for US president in 2012. There, there.  Wipe your tears. It's a sad day...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Sep 21, 2011, 3:54 pm
              If you were a college student like me, then you were always short on cash.            At an early age, my parents told me if I wanted to go to college I would have to pay my own way, but I was going to college no matter what.  That still doesn't make sense to m...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Sep 16, 2011, 3:46 pm
            Nothing makes two sisters in college happier than free beer on Ladies' Night at the bar or living next door to eight cute college boys.              Which is exactly where Kate and I found ourselves the summer before my senior year of college.  She had just turned...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Aug 23, 2011, 2:45 pm
            I've come to the conclusion that while I sleep at night, my body fills up slowly with air, my sides expanding and threatening to split, similar to pumping up an air mattress and when I slowly come out of dreamy sleep in the morning I'm ready to burst! And then I hear a noise i...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Aug 17, 2011, 3:43 pm
            There's nothing in this world I hate more than flying.  I'm not scared of being over 30,000 feet in the air, losing an engine and crashing into the ground at 800 MPH.  I'm not scared of an air traffic controller falling asleep or a pilot dying mid-flight.  I hate flying bec...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Aug 16, 2011, 1:41 pm
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Jul 15, 2011, 2:02 pm
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Jul 13, 2011, 2:50 pm
This is the second installment of "I Love You Like".  To read the original, go here: http://theother98.blogspot.com/2011/04/love-is-like.html But this time, I played with Stacy Tesch!!! She had read my original blog post (listed above) and wanted in on the action immediately! We spent countl...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Jul 8, 2011, 2:23 pm
Ernie's is a barbecue restaurant in Ft. Lauderdale, actually just a block from my office, which makes happy hour easy for me. There is a quiet family friendly restaurant downstairs and an upstairs, loud and raunchy patio bar. This place is our watering hole. Or, hole in the wall if you will.  The...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 6, 2011, 3:46 pm
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 5, 2011, 3:43 pm
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Apr 26, 2011, 3:35 pm
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Apr 19, 2011, 3:43 pm
So, yesterday I came up with a new game. It's a game of similes called "I Love You Like"...I came up with the game because one of my best friends in the entire world is going through a rough time right now, so how better to ease her stress than letting her know I love her AND making her laugh, right...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 17, 2011, 1:34 pm
                     I am not a sports person.  My idea of sports is sitting at a bar, drinking high caloric beers and watching the game on a TV larger than the state of Rhode Island.  I do not enjoy kicking, throwing, or hitting balls.  I do, however, enjoy kicking, throwing, ...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Feb 1, 2011, 2:48 pm
About a year ago, I posted Facebook Faux Pas regarding the types of people who use Facebook. This time around, I want to investigate the recent trend of TMGDI, also known as Too Much God Damn Information. It seems as though 90% of the Facebook population is currently afflicted with this condit...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Feb 1, 2011, 10:45 am
Pee and Poo...two of my favorite topics EVER. It's no secret that I never pass up a chance to talk about pee and poo. Yes, I am rapidly approaching 30, but you'd never know it once I open my mouth.  I can be mature, but most times I constantly say dumb shit and am always trying to be funny (which I...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Jul 8, 2010, 4:02 pm
Tuesday night was a night that changed our lives forever!  Most of you all know that I recently gave Emily an engagement ring, but most of you don't know the story. So here it is. For several months now, I've been planning on giving Emily a ring.  After much research and consulting with close frie...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Jun 18, 2010, 11:14 am
Here is another SAMPLE chapter from my collection of humor essays. **This is a rough draft and subject to change** Dick-For-A-Day There have been many times in my life I was convinced I was a boy trapped in a girl’s body. I’m physically female but my personality and behavior resemble...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Jun 14, 2010, 1:16 pm
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 19, 2010, 10:55 am
Wearing Socks with Sandals: When the weather gets warm or when people go on vacation, one of the first things they get excited about is wearing sandals. Gone are the constricting socks and the shoes that make feet feel claustrophobic.  I love sandals. I hate wearing shoes and even more than I hate ...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 12, 2010, 4:03 pm
Country music has its roots planted in deep conservatism.  Country music has many different genres, including honky tonk, rockabilly, outlaw country, pop country, country rock, and many more. But country and its sub-genres have something in common.  Basically every single country artist is w...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 11, 2010, 11:33 am
Smart Cars: This is a perfect car for a virgin. Anyone who drives one of these cars has pretty much guaranteed themselves no chance of sex whatsoever.  This is also a perfect car for a nugget. These cars remind me of a toddler shoe, but with wheels.  Anyone else see the resemblance? I understand t...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 10, 2010, 3:03 pm
This past Saturday night, Emily and I had gone to a graduation party and out for drinks before we stopped at IHOP on our way home.  When we got there, the place wasn't that busy, but there was only one cook and two waitresses on duty.  One waitress was a heavier woman with not a full set of teeth;...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 6, 2010, 2:09 pm
I've decided to add a new series to my blog.  It's titled "Sh*t I Don't Get", which encompasses things I truly don't understand...not because I don't know the facts or that I'm illiterate or anything like that.  I'm not stupid; in fact, I'm a very smart gal. I'm not prejudiced or racist (well, eve...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 5, 2010, 3:04 pm
I have been frequently absent from my blog.  My fellow readers are disappointed in me so while I research new topics, I wanted to share with you my ten favorite blog posts from The Other 98¢. Think of it as watching your favorite movie again and again...enjoy and I'll have new posts for you soon! ...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 5, 2010, 3:01 pm
**Previously published...changed web address of post** When I discovered this website, my first reaction was, WTF?!?!?!  And then, I nearly menstruated with excitement about this magical website..   Welcome to the Museum of Menstruation and Women's Health.   This is a website, p...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - May 5, 2010, 1:50 pm
This new Arizona immigration law has not only heated up the Arizona desert, but the rest of the nation as well. Recently, Gov. Jan Brewer of Arizona signed the nation’s toughest bill on illegal immigration. Its aim is to identify, prosecute, and deport illegal immigrants. It's about damn...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Apr 19, 2010, 11:46 am
When I went to work on Friday morning, I thought my day would be the usual type of day.  Do some work, read the news, get some writing done.  I visited CNN.com like I normally do and I came across a headline that read "Paralyzed Shooting Victim Competes in Marathons".  I clicked on the headli...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Apr 13, 2010, 9:14 am
Seriously?!?! What's next for Kate G? First, she was on Discovery, then TLC, then she and her hubby graced every magazine cover and tabloid cover for a year, and now she's on ABC on the show "Dancing With The Stars".  My question is, how did this happen? And NOW she wants to grace the cover of Play...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Apr 2, 2010, 12:47 pm
A year after Deputy Edward Bylsma ordered a Whopper he'd come to regret, he is filing suit against Burger King, claiming one of their employees spit a huge loogie into his burger. Bylsma says he is seeking a change in Burger King's hiring and supervision policies, although it's not really known wh...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 31, 2010, 10:21 am
Things surely do change in six years.  It seems as though Kate G was probably awesome as an ogre back in 2004--humble, modest, full of love for her family and husband...but the prettier (I use that term loosely and only to compare her now to what she used to look like) and more famous she got, the ...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 17, 2010, 10:45 am
Constance McMillen wants nothing more than to attend her senior prom with her date at Itawamba Agricultural High School in Mississippi...but there is one hang up. She wants to wear a tuxedo and Constance wants to attend her senior prom with the person she loves.  She doesn't see a problem with it, ...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 10, 2010, 9:08 am
Who knew a pair of jeans could create a strange, yet intriguing phenomenon?  But what jeans could have such an effect on the world? Mom Jeans, that's what. And when women (and sometimes men) wear Mom Jeans, it creates a phenomenon called "Mom Butt", which resembles an upside down heart shape ...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 10, 2010, 9:08 am
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 8, 2010, 1:44 pm
I know I've said this before in a previous blog post, so I'll try not to be redundant and change it up.  I always suspected Asians were a bit odd, different, and were addicted to electronics, but this Korean couple definitely took it to a horrifying level. Meet Kim Yoo-chul, 41, and his partn...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 8, 2010, 1:44 pm
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 5, 2010, 9:25 am
There are several shows on TV I literally cannot stand; some of these shows I've even refused to watch because I know I'll hate them immediately and regret wasting precious moments of my life tuned in to these atrocities. Anything on MTV falls in this category. I've boycotted MTV since 1999 si...
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 5, 2010, 9:25 am
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KC Kelly posted an article on The Other 98� - Mar 1, 2010, 11:38 am
Nothing says "I Love You" like a pile of shit...even better, when it's actually written with piles of shit. A farmer in Iowa wanted his wife to know he was thinking about her on her birthday, and the best way for him to express himself was with shit. I've been known to do that back in my glory...
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