Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Oct 31, 2011, 4:38 pm
... thing nothing happened. But staying in a "haunted" room got me wondering what other scary places might be out there, waiting for a skeptic like me. You know, the one ... unlike the Borden B&B. It's a nice place to kick back, enjoy some room service and order up a scary movie on pay-per-v...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Oct 21, 2011, 5:00 pm
Here at Magick Sandwich, we enjoy a bit of name-calling as much as the next guy. Back at the end of May, when it appeared the Rapture hadn't happened, we wracked our brains to come up with a term that would adequately define the non-event. In order to share our results with the world--and to t...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Oct 20, 2011, 2:46 pm
They're back!  It's that time again: the End of Days. Seriously, they really mean it this time. To be fair, the date the world will end hasn't changed. It's the Rapture that was a little confusing. Remember when Harold Camping--an old geeze wh...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Sep 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
I can't wait for September 12th. Why? Not because I fear an attack on the 11th but because I just want everyone to shut up about it. There's something unseemly about the orgy of coverage surrounding the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attack. On one level, we deal with the chilling knowledge tha...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jul 28, 2011, 6:42 pm
It's National Milk Chocolate Day! Finally there's a crass commercial holiday that we can all love! (Except for vegans, who are still waiting for their petition for a National Gluten-Free Soy Pretend Food Substitute Day to go through Congress. Good luck, guys!) But I digress. I almost missed ou...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jun 24, 2011, 2:15 pm
Ladies, you'll know what I'm talking about: you've finally gotten a little time alone and decide to pamper yourself. You've got cream bleach frosting your upper lip, a V05 oil slick in your hair and you've just slapped on a few pore strips when the doorbell rings. Now what? There's no time to ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jun 19, 2011, 12:01 am

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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jun 16, 2011, 12:40 pm
Anthony Weiner is finally going to resign. I think he should have done it much sooner. That he didn't is an indication of his arrogance; to believe he could stay in office was as delusional as the idea he could take and send photos of his shaved genitalia and never get caught. There's already ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jun 12, 2011, 11:12 pm
Gee, has it been a whole year since the New York Bird Club celebrated National Pigeon Day in Central Park? Where does the time go? And why is this holiday, now in its fourth year, still unrecognized by the U.S. government? June 13, 2011 is the 92nd anniversary of the death of World War ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jun 9, 2011, 4:37 pm
AP-- Top Gingrich aides resign from presidential campaign Republican Newt Gingrich's senior aides on his presidential campaign have resigned, according to the Associated Press. Press secretary Rick Tyler told the AP that he, campaign manager Rob Johnson, and other strategists and aides ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jun 8, 2011, 9:11 am
What's that in your eye? As of this writing, Congressman Anthony Weiner has refused to resign over sending photographs of his suspicious package to young girls across this great nation of ours. Predictions as to when he will cave under pressure continue apace. I think it will happen Friday at ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - May 20, 2011, 12:55 pm
If you're like me, you've thought about the Rapture and come to the conclusion you're not going anywhere. Being Christian is no guarantee. God has chosen only 200 million of you to ride with Jesus to the great hereafter. That means 2 billion of you picked the wrong church. Where do I get these numbe...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - May 19, 2011, 4:34 pm
Pencil Him in.Hey there, Jesus! It's me! Long time, no talk, I know! I just wanted to tell you how excited I am to finally meet you in person when you return to Earth on Saturday, May 21st to judge all humankind. Harold Camping, a world renowned Biblical scholar, has prophesied it and it must be tru...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Apr 6, 2011, 4:00 pm
It was bound to happen sooner or later: the moment when I would stop finding anything funny on this big, spinning ball of crazy. Charlie Sheen is on tour. One of his stops is Radio City Music Hall. A Pole Dancers for Feminine Hygiene convention could not sully the venue more. Politician...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Mar 7, 2011, 9:22 pm
I haven't heard the term "moral turpitude" since the vice principal at my high school got canned for diddling a student. I had no idea that it could also be felonious. Thank you, CBS and Charlie Sheen, for teaching me something new today. LoserFirst, let me say that I didn't go looking for informati...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Mar 3, 2011, 8:29 pm
We at Magick Sandwich believe Not About Charlie Sheen, or NACS®, should be used to identify all non-Sheen related coverage for the foreseeable future. He's being so generous that I don't think the blogosphere will run out of material anytime soon...unless he dies. How many death pools are out...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Mar 2, 2011, 4:57 pm
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children." Droopy-eyed, sure. Who doesn't understand that? But armless? That's where you lost me. It's hard to believe this is actually happening. I know ABC must be ecstatic that its 20/20 interview with ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Feb 28, 2011, 5:18 pm
Oh, Charlie Sheen. Every time I think I'm free, you pull me back in. It's like rubbernecking at the scene of an accident, but the only thing maimed is your mind. Sheen, who considers himself a "nobleman," visited two morning shows today. On Good Morning America, he responded to rumors he might suff...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Feb 11, 2011, 9:05 am
Dear Reader, are you pining for romance this Valentine's Day? Do you have a guy but your love life is ho-hum? Is he happy to spend all his time uptown? Well, drop those thongs, girls! The Magick Sandwich is going to show you how to put the magic back in your, um, sandwich. Maybe your sweethear...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Feb 4, 2011, 4:55 pm
Dear Ricky: You're a funny guy. Brilliant, in fact. But you know this. Your recent hosting gig at the Golden Globes ticked off some people. So what? Being offensive is your bread and butter. Why did you feel the need to do an interview with Piers Morgan to defend yourself? (Piers Morgan?...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jan 29, 2011, 4:05 pm
Create your own at someecards.com More cocaine and hookers here: Sorry, Charlie! Sheen Found Drunk Charlie Sheen, The New York Times and Me I Could Have Been in the Times! Charlie Sheen Doesn't Need Rehab!
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Dec 24, 2010, 9:53 pm
Wishing you a safe and happy holiday season from Magick Sandwich
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Dec 13, 2010, 2:35 pm
“We believe that people are sick of being lied to.  If you use truth, you can sell people anything. If you want people to react, to feel, to buy, tell them the truth. The truth is the new lie!” --Sanjay, Slings & Arrows
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Life Without Feck - Dec 12, 2010, 9:46 pm
Feck is dead--miss him, miss him. I enjoy writing this blog but it doesn't exactly have a huge following. Thank you to the ones of you that read it. The spirit of Feck will live on at Magick Sandwich. Please check out the Sandwich and subscribe to the feed or sign up for an email subscription ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Dec 12, 2010, 9:34 pm
I have folded my little-read blog, Life Without Feck, into Magick Sandwich. Feck was meant to be a place where I could post short pieces. I used it for things I thought were not "Sandwich-worthy." What I've realized is that nothing is beneath me, so I might as well let it all out here. A...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Dec 10, 2010, 2:24 pm
Pittstown, DE--Is your neighborhood nativity scene safe? Sadly, the answer was no for the Davis family, whose three year old daughter, Mensa, was injured last night when a faulty manger toppled onto the youngster. "We were in the town square videotaping her throwing rocks at squirrels," ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Dec 7, 2010, 9:36 am
What happened to the guy we elected? I know he caved in to extending the Bush tax cuts in order to get unemployment benefits extended. He can try to say it's in the spirit of bipartisanship, blah blah blah. But the truth is that the Republicans held those benefits hostage. They don't care abou...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Nov 30, 2010, 4:02 pm
  "I have a lot of angst, but I haven't figured out how to package it." from The New Yorker
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Oct 26, 2010, 11:33 am
Charlie Sheen, drunk and destructive? I can't believe it! I really thought he'd gotten it together after his punishment for...for...oh, that's right, he's never truly faced the consequences of his actions. I pity the poor celebrity who never gets to benefit from the lessons of the real world l...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Life Without Feck - Oct 26, 2010, 11:33 am
Charlie Sheen, drunk and destructive? I can't believe it! I really thought he'd gotten it together after his punishment for...for...oh, that's right, he's never truly faced the consequences of his actions. I pity the poor celebrity who never gets to benefit from the lessons of the real world l...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Oct 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
From New York magazine, which describes Roald Dahl, beloved children's author, as a "benevolent sadist": The endings of Dahl’s stories are almost always surprising, even when we know the twist is coming. This talent, it turns out, applied equally to the author’s own life. In a hospital, surrou...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Life Without Feck - Oct 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
From New York magazine, which describes Roald Dahl, beloved children's author, as a "benevolent sadist": The endings of Dahl’s stories are almost always surprising, even when we know the twist is coming. This talent, it turns out, applied equally to the author’s own life. In a hospital, ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Sep 23, 2010, 12:55 pm
Thou shalt not commit adultery.  Sage advice. Christine O'Donnell, victor in Delaware's Republican Senate primary, has an interesting interpretation of this commandment. Adultery is lustful. Okay, that sounds reasonable. What  else have you got? According to O'Donnell, "The Bible says that...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Sep 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
 Paris Hilton should go to prison. Do you think that if you or I pled guilty to cocaine possession and lying to a police officer, we'd be walking away with probation? And such an outrageous lie, too. Forget about the part when she claimed it was a friend's stuff. I think most of us have used th...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Aug 9, 2010, 6:53 pm
I can't believe that the position of Top Douchebag has been so quickly usurped from Mark Williams, formerly of Tea Party Express. I believed at the time that Williams might well have bagged Douche of the Year. But that was before I became acquainted with Pastor Scott Lively, preside...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Life Without Feck - Aug 9, 2010, 6:53 pm
I can't believe that the position of Top Douchebag has been so quickly usurped from Mark Williams, formerly of Tea Party Express. I believed at the time that Williams might well have bagged Douche of the Year. But that was before I became acquainted with Pastor Scott Lively, president of "Defe...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Aug 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
At Magick Sandwich, we watch crap so you won't have to! To be honest, I never intended to watch Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Some critics touted this "loose" remake as even more brilliant than Abel Ferrara's masterpiece starring Harvey Keitel as the original Bad Lieutenant. Others said ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jul 20, 2010, 3:55 pm
Here at the Sandwich, we support the therapeutic arts. We also believe that sometimes life kicks you in the chiclets and you've just got to move on. To wit: R. Lee Ermey is a hoot but I wouldn't want him to be my Marine Corps drill sergeant. But let's face it: I dropped out of the Brownies. ...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Life Without Feck - Jul 16, 2010, 4:30 pm
I know, I know. You were expecting Mel Gibson. Or maybe Whoopi Goldberg. But Mark Williams, organizer of the Tea Party Express, has proven himself the douchiest of them all! This guy's got a bee in his bonnet about the NAACP condemning the Tea Party's tolerance of racism. He countered M...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jul 16, 2010, 4:30 pm
I know, I know. You were expecting Mel Gibson. Or maybe Whoopi Goldberg. But Mark Williams, organizer of the Tea Party Express, has proven himself the douchiest of them all! This guy's got a bee in his bonnet about the NAACP condemning the Tea Party's tolerance of racism. He countered Monday on CNN...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Magick Sandwich - Jul 14, 2010, 9:38 am
For the record, I feel there is nothing funny about Mel Gibson's ranting. It's unbelievable to me how many people online have come to his defense, calling his wife a sneaky, conniving woman who set him up by recording their phone conversations. First, Mel said she deserved to be raped by a "pack of...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Life Without Feck - Jul 14, 2010, 9:38 am
For the record, I feel there is nothing funny about Mel Gibson's ranting. It's unbelievable to me how many people online have come to his defense, calling his wife a sneaky, conniving woman who set him up by recording their phone conversations. First, Mel said she deserved to be raped b...
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Kathleen Z. posted an article on Life Without Feck - Jul 12, 2010, 9:47 am
NYTimes.com issued a News Alert this morning: The Swiss government has rejected an extradition request by the United States for the film director Roman Polanski on a charge of having sex with a 13-year-old girl in 1977. The Justice Ministry said Monday in a statement that national interests we...
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