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And We Have A Winner!

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Feb 8, 2012, 4:02 pm
After much debate, we have settled on a winner for #NameThatDog. The newest member of Team Degen will be named "Chip". Thanks, @Jennyablue!
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CONTEST ~ Name My Dog

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Feb 7, 2012, 4:39 pm
UPDATE: I've received some awesome submissions so far: @Poker Lawyer - Stu, Proust, Ballz, "Doyle," Brunson," "Zinger," "Dolly," or "Godfather" @MikeDurand "Zing" "Tank" "Benny" @barneyboatman @kimshannon BitchBoy @ohm2k Short Buy @sweetjamespei Jackpot @tj c...
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Want Some?

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Jan 16, 2012, 9:01 pm
The Borgata Winter Poker Open starts Tuesday, January 17th with the $500 + $60 Deepstack event (half million guarantee). This is your last chance to lock up a piece of my action! $8 per 1%, people. If you're interested, email me at kimshannonpoker@gmail.c...
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I'll Have What The Naked Guy On The Roof's Having...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Mar 6, 2011, 12:37 am
In the midst of Charlie Sheen's recent meltdown, I've decided to weigh in with my own opinion on drug use. It occurs to me that many folks out there are perfectly capable of controlling themselves during an extended period of drug-induced debauchery. Take Keith Richards, for instance. He's bee...
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If You've Seen Her In Her Period Panties, She Can't Stand You...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Feb 19, 2011, 11:42 pm
If she's wearing this shirt on your date & pointing at YOU, it's not a coincidence. After realizing that what's-his-face made a HUGE fortune after writing the book “He’s Just Not That Into You” (where the author crushes womens’ dreams by telling them their fuck buddies will never marry...
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Resolutions Are Fucking Stupid

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Jan 3, 2011, 8:41 pm
The New Year's resolution is an annual rite of passage whereby boisterous hopes for personal growth spout eternal. Tis' the season - for delusions of grandeur & shattered dreams... these promises to ourselves are also the ones we quietly fail miserably to keep. Why? Because once the buzz from ...
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Say Hello To My Leetle Subordinate...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Sep 30, 2010, 3:06 am
   Unless you’ve been locked in an INS holding cell for the past several months, you know that illegal immigration is a hot topic. Whenever the issue comes up, it’s only a matter of time before some douchecanoe regurgitates the following snippet of horseshit: "Illegal Immigrants o...
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Savage Beasts...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Sep 14, 2010, 4:26 pm
Baby seals are heartless killers... You can see it in their stone-cold black eyes. If they could scoot their little plump bodies close enough to you, there is no doubt in my mind that they would rip your lungs out and eat them in a split second. I admit...  I don’t quite remember all of the...
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The Most Suave World Leader?...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Aug 25, 2010, 3:23 pm
I was watching our esteemed leader, President Obama doing some public speaking/press conferencing on YouTube the other night. After seeing the smooth way he handled the bottomfeeding media scum, I was left with just ONE question - Is Obama the Most Suave Prez of All Time? The answer is: not ye...
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Don't Be Irridiculous...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Aug 15, 2010, 1:49 am
There are several words and phrases that have been chewing at my sanity for as long as I can remember. Rather than suffer in silence alone, I have decided to share them with you, dear reader... not because I'm trying to change the world, but because misery loves company. While reading th...
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I'm Onto You, M. Noir Douchebag...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Jun 22, 2010, 4:02 pm
.. While cleaning out my basement & going through some old magazines, I came across what may very well be the most reprehensible piece of douchebaggery ever produced – M. Night Shyamalan’s American Express “My Life, My Card” ad. Now, for those of you unfamiliar with the “My Lif...
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Live By The Sword, Die By The Axe Body Spray...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - May 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
When you kick the bucket, it will be the very last thing you ever do on this planet, and your cause of death will be what people remember for a long time after you're gone. That is why your final exit can be such an embarrassment if you do it the wrong way. In an effort to help you avoid "going out ...
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We've Come A Long Way, Baby...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - May 8, 2010, 7:35 am
Ladies, we should be so proud of ourselves... We are strong, independent and successful. We hold positions of power, run Fortune 500 companies and best of all, we have one night a week at local dive bars dedicated specifically to us. We get free well liquor and cheap beer, which we drink from little...
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Your Pants Are In The Closet...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - May 2, 2010, 10:12 am
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, toots, but I have something to tell you. You're not going to like what you hear, so take a sec and prepare yourself for some REALLY REALLY bad news... I'm pretty sure your pants are gay. No, I'm not kidding. They're gay. I'm su...
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Sugar and Spice and Everything Your Mother Has Nightmares About...

Kim Shannon posted an article on Glaring Madness - Apr 3, 2010, 9:59 am
. . . Last time, we took a look at the scary dating prospects facing single women. Lest we forget, dating is a two-way street. Guys are faced with a similiarly dysfunctional crop of potential partners, some of whom are no more than tit-laden cock holsters and others that could induce impotence...
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Kim Shannon - What can I say... I love this blog. But, then again, I tend to play favorites when it comes to my own stuff. So tell me.. what do YOU think? ;)
Feb 23, 2010, 6:00 am
Kim Shannon is the author of Goddities

289 Ways to Annoy An Atheist

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Nov 30, 2009, 4:40 am
Some foolproof methods to irritate your favorite atheist. Just be careful how you use them, or you may start wondering why the atheist is strangling you. 1) Ask them why they are bitter against God. 2) Tell them that if there's no God, they might as well go out and kill people. ...
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Kim Shannon Nov 12, 2009, 5:10 pm
Lindsay = meal ticket 4 dbag parents.... poor kid
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I accept the Blasphemy Challenge!!! (My first YouTube Vid)

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Nov 10, 2009, 5:12 pm
There's no turning back now... I accept the Blasphemy Challenge in this, my very first YouTube video!
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Kim Shannon Nov 3, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ugh. Agreed. Tacky at best....
Kim Shannon Nov 3, 2009, 6:11 pm
Agreed. Tacky at best.
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Over 30 Million People Killed By God - The Big Murder List

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Nov 2, 2009, 4:29 am
Thanks to the wonderful reserach efforts of Steve Wells from Dwindling In Unbelief , we now can put a number on the amount of murders committed by, or at the command of God.  Mr. Wells has been poring through the bible, keeping a running tally of all the murder notches on God's belt. It's qui...
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Know God = no censorship... No God = know censorship.

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Oct 21, 2009, 11:10 am
I am outraged over yesterday's censorship of the trending topic #nogod at the hands of Twitter. For those of you living under a rock, here's what's happening... Yesterday, (Tuesday, October 20, 2009) a war was waged (and still continues, as of this moment) on Twitter -  and it’s about God (and ...
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Proof That God Is Imaginary #4

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Oct 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
Proof #4 - Think about science Notice what happens when anyone is "miraculously cured". A person is sick, the person prays (or a prayer circle prays for the person) and the person is cured. A religious person looks at it and says, "God performed a miracle because of prayer!" That is the end o...
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The Bible is not a necessary source of morality

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Oct 12, 2009, 12:32 pm
"When someone says that the Bible is a good way to live ones life, that may or may not be true. However, none of what the Bible offers is exclusive; people can hold to those morals for completely secular reasons, and thus the "morality" argument for why we should believe the word of the Bible ...
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Intelligent Design Is Ridiculous

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Oct 12, 2009, 2:11 am
Judge rules Intelligent Design Is Religious... (duhhhhhh!)
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But That's The OLD Testament

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Oct 11, 2009, 9:33 pm
Jesus IS the god of the Old Testament, no matter what the Christians say....
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Proof That God Is Imaginary #3

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Oct 11, 2009, 9:16 pm
  Proof #3 - Look at historical gods The belief in "god" seems to be ubiquitous through the ages. We know, for example, that the ancient Egyptians believed in their gods so fervently that they built massive structures like the Great Pyramid -- still today one of the largest and most enduring hu...
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Proof That God Is Imaginary #2

Kim Shannon posted an article on Goddities - Oct 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
  Proof #2 - Statistically analyze prayer The fact is, God never answers any prayers. The entire idea that "God answers prayers" is an illusion created by human imagination. How do we know that "answered prayers" are illusions? We simply perform scientific experiments. We ask a group of believers...
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About Me

I'm an open, free-spirited, unmarried atheist nutbag, diagnosed with Bipolar 1, rapid-cycling. I am an outspoken and energetic creative writer and poker player. I'm better at giving advice than taking it. I am a loyal friend who always has the best intentions although I don't always carry them out. I walk really fucking fast, talk even faster and bore easily. I have a garbage mouth and love to drop the f-bomb. I suck at math and I'm clearly out of my mind.

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