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Jun 10, 2011, 9:16 am
Someone managed to find and string together almost 8 solid minutes of "You don't get it, do you?"s
Note: Before you panic about Cronenberg's Dead Ringers (one of my all time favorites) being in there, the scene is Jeremy Irons running lines with his actor girlfriend. Meta bad writing.
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May 21, 2011, 5:05 pm
If you're looking for tunes to spin for the apocalypse (any minute now, right?) look no further. I've had this ready for years.
1. It's Not The End Of The World? - Super Furry Animals
2. Bad Moon Rising - CCR
3. Set the World Afire - Megadeath
4. Come, Let Us Go Back To... Comment - Like
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May 13, 2010, 5:18 pm
Anyone in the Twin Cities this July 31st should swing by the Red Eye Theater for the premiere of Wes Tank's In Clamatore. I don't have much info to share, but judging from the trailer and what I know about Mr. Tank, it is a safe bet that it will be Tarkovskian.
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Apr 5, 2010, 5:45 pm
It's debatable whether Hollywood's resurgent obsession with the third dimension is a step forwards or backwards for the art of cinema, but it certainly gives us younger folk a glimpse of the gimmicky showmanship that often defined the medium in years past. The silent era spawned largely from the va... Comment - Like
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Mar 3, 2010, 8:26 pm
Nearly two decades before they would go on to menace each other in the tense first act of Cronenberg's A History of Violence, Viggo Mortensen and Stephen McHattie could be found menacing each other in the somewhat less tense Salvation!, a long forgotten satire of televangelism from the deepest bowel... Comment - Like
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Feb 9, 2010, 1:49 pm
Seriously, I nominate this "richfofo" person for president of cyberspace. Sure he mainly seems to blog about reality TV and various other Slut related clap-trap, but these exhaustive montages of annoying horror-movie clichés are pure gold.
No technology has turned horror/thriller screenwriti... Comment - Like
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Jan 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
Movies that deserve the HD treatment they will most likely never get:
1. Kontroll
This spectacular Hungarian film about subway ticket inspectors is most notable for launching the lackluster Hollywood career of Nimród Antal, director of Vacancy, Armored, and the upcoming Predators. (I admit to not... Comment - Like
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Dec 16, 2009, 11:19 pm
One word: Synergy.
Evilspeak boasts not the yawn inducing synergy of starting a pizza joint next to a dive bar in your local cracked-out strip mall, but the infinitely more awesome (though slightly less plausible) combination of the Apple II and Satan. Each were powerful tools circa 1981, but it cl... Comment - Like
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Dec 9, 2009, 1:37 pm
Video Updates would like to welcome filmmaker extrodinare and newest contributor, Greyduck.
Whereas terminal disease guy in the Saw movies traps his victims in elaborate torture devices to make them value their lives, James Pettis (Val Kilmer) traps his victims his victims in a sauna to make them fe... Comment - Like
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Dec 9, 2009, 12:50 pm
Just in time for Copenhagen, another Killer Mutant Petroleum Monster has reared its hydrocarbon head. It's big, gooey, pissed off, and can be found in this outstanding CG short:
Oceansize
Great atmosphere and visuals aside, what the heck is going on? Is the oil monster defending itself from the r... Comment - Like
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Nov 12, 2009, 2:30 pm
Truly there is no better way to let your geek flag fly than with a nerdy T-shirt. Sure you could get a semi-functional VU meter shirt from Think Geek or wear anything seen on the chest of the Irish guy from "The IT Crowd," but wouldn't you rather dress like a rabid consumer of obscure trash cinema?... Comment - Like
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Nov 11, 2009, 7:00 pm
Slowly but surely the internet is inching towards some kind of singularity in which literally any bizarre, bat-shit insane idea you can come up with is not just a reality, but is already old news. I'm not just talking about crazy porn either. Case in point, someone not only came up with the head sc... Comment - Like
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Nov 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Holy Crap! It looks like I was the last to find out, but there is a screening of The Telephone Book at the Egyptian Theater tomorrow (Nov. 5th)! Apparently they've unearthed a 35mm print of this extremely rare, long forgotten masterpiece of the psychotic erotic. (or is that vice versa?) On top of t... Comment - Like
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Nov 4, 2009, 6:18 pm
Giant oil drums of ink have already been spilled in tribute to The Fly, David Cronenberg's most commercially and critically successful film, and since it is yet another of his works that I currently don't have a copy of (Damn you, '06 Chaska DVD thieves!) I'll do little here but scratch the surface.... Comment - Like
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