Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Oct 15, 2010, 8:19 am
A Piano playing Cat? Big deal! Cat’s are natural born vocalists. Where’s the singing? Pffft…
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Apr 22, 2010, 3:20 pm
Well! This is just great! The Apes are packing up all their stuff and moving out. At first I was all excited that they would vacate and leave the house to me. As it turns out this is not the case at all! They intend to take me with them. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get this place t...
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Mar 14, 2010, 3:38 pm
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Mar 14, 2010, 3:38 pm
You Apes really know how to screw things up! Apparently you’ve all fiddled with your clocks, turning this into only a 23 hour day. How is a Cat supposed get through such an adjustment? I have a set nap schedule which is now right down the toilet. Now I have to figure out what I can live withou...
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Mar 10, 2010, 9:42 am
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Mar 10, 2010, 9:42 am
Some Silly Ape Asks: "Why do they call it getting fixed? Doesn’t the procedure really end up with ya being broken? Do you find yourself still attracted to broken female kitty?" The day the v-e-t lobbed them off is the day my intelligence increased exponentially. (Go figure!) It did ‘fix’ me s...
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Feb 13, 2010, 8:40 pm
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Feb 13, 2010, 8:40 pm
As you are aware, I’ve been absent for some time from the blog. My plan to live between two families only landing me in the pound. (I made a dog my ‘bitch’ while I was in there!) I’ve been locked in this house ever since the Apes sprung me. After months of no computer access the Big Hairle...
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - May 28, 2009, 2:24 pm
That’s right! I finally got sick of the Big Hairless Ape’s inability to bring the damned laptop computer home. It’s been months since I’ve been online. I needed a second family with a desktop dinosaur that wasn’t going to move even if you want it to. You know… The ones with the 50lb moni...
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Mar 13, 2009, 7:40 pm
Some silly Ape asks: “ummm hey gorge. How do you feel about the.. the apes calling the female genitalia the same nickname as your beautiful species? Does this trouble or offend you and your kind? Hit me back.” Thank you! Finally! Someone brings this to light! I’ve often wondered about this ...
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Jan 1, 2009, 6:36 pm
One thing the past Christmas season brought was the opportunity for the Apes to exchange all kinds of microbiology to each other. The amount of kissing and hugging I witnessed in the last couple weeks is enough to make you sick! As for the Apes, it did. The entire household came down with colds an...
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Dec 7, 2008, 7:01 pm
Well, here I am once again complaining about the food. As if the Fancy Feast fiasco wasn’t enough, the Apes have sunk to a new low. Imagine my surprise after getting all worked up for my usual 9-Lives to find the slop pictured to the left on my plate. The damned stuff doesn’t even have a name....
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Nov 30, 2008, 6:01 pm
Well, I did it. I lasted a whole year without the Apes knowing I use their computer. I haven’t been able to post much lately as the Big Hairless Ape now takes the LapTop to work with him. Then he comes home and leaves it in that Travel Case. Today I got brave enough and figured out how the case ...
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Gorgeous OnLife posted an article on Gorgeous On Life - Oct 4, 2008, 7:24 pm
Some silly Ape asks: “deer Gorgus. wuz wundering how u learnt to reed?” {… Gorgeous just shakes his head …} I bought a self-help book entitled “How To Read” Here’s a better question: Where’d you learn how to write? Technorati Tags: cat,cats,humo...
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