Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Dec 3, 2009, 1:46 am
I can has? Hey kids! Did you know that I am writing a thesis about masculinity, energy drinks, and militarism? Because I am! I often don't write about my academic work on here because a) I'd...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Dec 1, 2009, 6:57 pm
Live bloggin, bitchez! 8:01, right on time. A crowd of cadets is even more boring to look at than a crowd of congress costumes. The prez is getting grayer these days. 9/11!! Why does Barack Obam...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 29, 2009, 8:40 pm
Apparently some asshole thinks that the government shouldn't give out food stamps because it makes us too lazy. SRSLY. Unfortunately for John J. Miller, I am NOT ASHAMED of receiving food stamps, ...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 28, 2009, 2:33 am
Back in September, Matthew Jarzen tried to remind us all about The 9/11. We read: We forgot our 9/11 promises. (Matthew Jarzen, UNLV Rebel Yell)
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 25, 2009, 2:23 pm
Is anyone else confused about this timeline? According to something actually reputable I read here on the internet, smallpox vaccinations were routine in the United States until 1972. Up until then,...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 23, 2009, 2:24 pm
I, too, want to punch this goddamn Kay commercial in the face. Assvertising. (Melissa, Shakesville) Our favorite news source, HuffPo, asks why Ted Kennedy's son can't receive communion as the...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 20, 2009, 2:53 pm
... teen sci-fi novel as much as the next guy, but SRSLY. Vampires who sparkle? Native American werewolves? Hundreds of pages of lusting after somebody really kind of creepy and stalkerish and distu...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 17, 2009, 2:11 am
He and Kate with all the babies have the same hairdresser: y/y? The interwebz tell me that some pretty shiny guy from American Idol or whatever said some shit to a magazine: To some people, me being ...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 14, 2009, 5:56 pm
Sometimes I look at HuffPo and scan it for funny video clips or interesting headlines. Usually I'm just like BLAHBLAHBLAH don't care and I NEVER read the columnists because, again, I don't...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 14, 2009, 1:57 am
My favorite college newspaper columnist was like, "schools should be totes private" back in March. I read some shit from that: Re-thinking our education system a necessity. (UNLV Rebel Yell)
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Dear House of "Representatives": Hey, way to go on that Stupak shit! Heaven forbid we act as if uterus-bearing bodies need medical care. I mean, different kinds than boys. Icky stuff like that is onl...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 9, 2009, 11:19 pm
MY HERO. Ronald "Ronnie" "President" Reagan was born in Illinois in 1911. He was nicknamed "Dutch" by his dad because he was as fat as a little Dutchman, and also his dad was totes a douchebag probab...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 7, 2009, 2:23 pm
Dear readers, There is a day in every sporadic blogger's life when she checks her email to find comments upon very old posts and goes, "Oooh," but then they are links for women's viagra and/o...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 2, 2009, 10:13 pm
Hello, fellow Wood County, Ohio residents! I have decided to go ahead and fulfill my civic duty and vote on the various state and local measures on the ballot tomorrow. I look at the various issues an...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Nov 1, 2009, 2:23 pm
Isaac and I present to you another of Matthew Jarzen's stellar undergraduate newspaper opinion columns. And while I know we all use "they" in the singular in conversation in order to remain gender...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Oct 28, 2009, 3:06 am
No, I don't sleep at night anymore, David Lynch. Thanks for asking. Guess what, people? I've officially decided I don't like David Lynch. I'm not saying I won't ever give his work...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Oct 24, 2009, 1:35 am
Can you believe I thought of a controversial American historical figure to write a post about, and the 'Pedia let me down with a completely inadequate entry? PSHAW, people. I was required to shake...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Oct 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
Dear HuffPo: Not okay.
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Oct 16, 2009, 7:51 pm
Hello my blessed children: As you may know, I am the Imaginary Gay Best Friend/Deity of Choice of this blog's proprietor. I am usually far too busy being fabulous and recovering from celestial ha...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Oct 16, 2009, 2:42 am
Matthew Jarzen's latest piece up at the UNLV site totes rocked my socks. Here the I-Man and I do a dramatic reading: See original article: Modern liberalism is repackaged totalitarianism (Matthew...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Oct 9, 2009, 6:32 pm
A sad bird, amirite? John Quincy Adams, our sixth president, was the son of fancy-pants second president John Adams and his fancy letter-writing and lady-advocating wife Abigail, who were each other&...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Oct 8, 2009, 3:59 pm
Apparently British Film censors are among the many people who are under the erroneous assumption that "female ejaculation" is just pissing during sex. From what I understand, the phenomenon is far fro...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Oct 5, 2009, 11:02 pm
Isaac and I are watching 1989 teen classic Teen Witch. It's pretty magical: WTF is with this music video beginning? Creepy! Good thing it was just a dream! Her little brother has a compulsive e...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 28, 2009, 3:44 pm
... I am assuming is a fabulous New York state delicacy, the Money-Shot energy drink, "Raven" flavor. Apparently it is distributed by Dirty Blonde Brands which has the classiest website ever. I stay...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 28, 2009, 4:21 am
Our illustrious campus newspaper recently exposed me to the works of big-time Las Vegas college student opinion-maker, Matthew Jarzen. His conservatism and ability to use required high school readings...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 28, 2009, 12:38 am
Here are some things that I like and/or are interesting right now: I have the digital TV converter with a crazy Christmas-tree-kinda-shaped antenna-receiver thing my dad bought for me because he know...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 21, 2009, 1:15 am
Granted, I haven't left the house today. Instead I woke up, outlined a response paper, drank a gigantic Monster Heavy Metal* and wrote. Now I am on the internet. And sometimes I am like, "I should...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 17, 2009, 11:04 pm
I'm going to make a sweeping, baseless generalization: dudes named Joe suck at higher levels than people with other names. Here are some important examples to back my assertions up: 5. Joe Liebe...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 16, 2009, 10:18 pm
Herbert Hoover was one of the few one-term U.S. presidents in the twentieth century. Little Herbie was born in Iowa in 1874, the first U.S. president to be born west of the Mississippi. His parents we...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 15, 2009, 1:50 pm
Guess who had a delightful new experience today? Yes, me! Good guess. I have never called the police before this morning, but today I got lucky. See, I was awakened at 7:30 this a.m. (traumatizing alr...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 10, 2009, 5:20 pm
O, Cicada: Your weird chirping song, incessant in the summer heat Like unto the sound of an alien hissing, preparing to strike But ere I too much disparage your vibrating timbals, I must say I prefer ...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 9, 2009, 7:09 pm
Presidential Address, Bitchez!
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 4, 2009, 3:06 pm
Yes, I can. Because this is my blog, and though often underused, it does still belong to me. So there. Anyway, this health care mess, amirite? I have two points to make, or rather two nebulous meander...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 4, 2009, 2:17 pm
Haha! Pluggers can never retire!
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Sep 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Pre-D.W. Griffith-approved standardized costumes. Have you ever wondered about the Ku Klux Klan? What's with all the K's and the pointy sheets and the being assholes, you might ask. Well, I c...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Aug 25, 2009, 5:06 pm
Amanda Hess explains how the fact that some ladies apparently enjoy "facials" is totes like getting married:ecause even though we all know it’s sexist as fuck, weddings—like facial ejaculation—s...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Aug 24, 2009, 7:18 pm
See! We were there. Dear readers, I went to class tonight! History! U.S. history class! Hooray! I just wanted to let you know that though I have been MIA due to not having to work for an entire week...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Aug 15, 2009, 2:34 pm
Jaunty, no? George Washington was our nation's first president, but probably should have died, like, a bunch of times before that presidency thing every happened what with all the illness and mer...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Aug 10, 2009, 1:16 pm
Men never victimize women who carry weapon-y things! Oh, wait. Remember a while back when I published that terrible email from Ye Olde University's police department about how some girl got raped...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Aug 7, 2009, 2:05 pm
Hello? Mr. Barack Obama? Messrs. and Mmes. of the House and the Senate? Could I talk to you guys for a minute? So, I was wondering about this "health care" thing you've been working on. See, the t...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Aug 6, 2009, 7:44 pm
The King and Queen of Wisconsin. Wisconsin! It is our nation's 30th state, inducted into our hallowed union in 1848. The land itself was first inhabited by Indians (duh), but then explored by Fre...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Aug 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
Am I a Plugger because I get food stamps during the school year? Also, is Mrs. Chicken Lady Plugger so hard up, she must turn to cough syrup to get drunk? Also, WTF? How many lines of credit do these ...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Aug 3, 2009, 6:33 pm
For some time now, I have remained convinced that the voters of California's 30th District are so enamored by the portrayal by British actor Warwick Davis (AKA the guy who played Willow) of Hogwar...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Jul 24, 2009, 1:29 pm
Hellooo friends, Guess who is going on vacation for, like, eight whole days. Can you guess? It's me! And Isaac! Hooray! And we are going to the magical college friend-filled land of Minnesota whe...
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Lauren C. posted an article on Blonder and Thinnerrrr - Jul 22, 2009, 12:47 pm
For reasons passing understanding, I continue to search high and low (but mostly on internet newspaper sites) for ever more evidence of Plugger prescription drug addictions. Because after "Pluggers ar...
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