lisa lewis

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Revenge of the Pac Man monsters…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 22, 2009, 1:20 am
Wednesday 8 A.M. to 8:15 A.m. – the  pac-man monsters arrive for work.   later that morning the “pacmen” roll in. to find out they’re covering for the monsters today – who a...
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How YOU doin these days Aunt Jemima?

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 20, 2009, 12:41 am
I’ve been thinking about something for a while now – ever since I saw the movie “Norbit” back in 2007. anyway.  As funny as Eddie Murphy was as Norbit - the nerdy and timid “girly-man”...
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Trailer Magik!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 18, 2009, 12:19 pm
  Wouldn’t this be a COOL storm?
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My fine literary style, and recently discovered talent for photography, score me yet another book deal…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 17, 2009, 7:13 pm
Just thought I’d provide you with yet another shameless “sought-after author this time turned Photographer” update in regards to  Wonderful Glorius ME! I just got word via Google Hollywood...
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Bitching...Who bitches more men or women?

lisa lewis Nov 17, 2009, 6:12 am
It depends on which one is wearing the g-strings that day...
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Russian Cannibal Who Ate Mother Has Sentence Reduced 'Because He Was Hungry'

lisa lewis Nov 16, 2009, 12:45 am
the ultimate sacrifice of a mother....(i hope she wasnt atough old bird)
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ONCE AGAIN IT'S TIME FOR "FROM CRAPCHAS – TO CRAP TRAILER TRANSLATIONS"

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 16, 2009, 12:15 am
Did you know those stupid Crap-chas we always misspell when we try to leave a comment on a blog or fill out a stupid registration on the internet - they actually have a purpose in life besides be...
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Are You alive?

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Remember that song Born to Be Alive? Back in ..whenever it first came out – I thought it was the lamest song I’d ever heard. Here we had a stupid looking guy (I think he may actually be Mr. Bean ...
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Double injustice! Its true! No good deed EVER goes unpunished (and some kitten stuff)

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 13, 2009, 11:25 pm
I’ll let the injustices speak for themselves.  Number #1 is random, not a big deal, I admit but it’s something that could only happen to me – so I’m incensed!! INJUSTICE #1 “I see your a c...
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what do you get when you translate a CRAPcha into trailer lingo boys and girls? Crappy trailer definitions!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 12, 2009, 12:54 am
  Flickr Tags: Crapcha,capchas,trailer parks,trailer ho's,hos,trailer speak,trailer definition,humor from senseless crapCHA comes the end of the trailer-speak conundrum! BEHOLD EXAMPLE #1 ...
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Songs you loved and lived to regret when you were "clubbing"…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 10, 2009, 12:40 am
GO ON! Click PLAY. Leave the song on in the background - it’s an accessory to this post. It doesn’t matter if you love it or hate it – or that it’s not from your generation...
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Mom knew Hitler…didn't she?

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 9, 2009, 1:58 am
NOTE: It occurs to me that I should put my disclaimer HERE instead of at the end of the this post. I have to warn anyone reading this – this is a post about ALZHEIMERS – a joke post. I am ...
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Mr Hankey's just rewards…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 6, 2009, 9:59 pm
I’ve got big news!  After helping so many others, Mr. Hankey’s time for fame is here!  I’ll tell you the details in a moment. But first I just gotta say that we’re all SO pr...
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Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)

lisa lewis Nov 6, 2009, 3:12 pm
hahahahaha - what's the odds of THAT happening?
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What's in YOUR taco?

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 6, 2009, 1:51 am
With all the weird fast food items coming at us left and right these days, it’s a wonder we haven’t put something in our mouths we live to regret (HEY! I’m talking FOOD here…) Take the new tac...
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I have to be in the office and at my desk by 8 AM every DAY?..(That's INJUSTICE!)

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 5, 2009, 9:32 pm
Member of Private Furr’s ANTI-INJUSTICE Maker’s burrow “We start our work day promptly at 8 am, no excuses!!” OK management, supervisors, and self-appointed Top Dawgs of EVE...
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20 Most Hilarious (Yet Unfortunate) Company Names On Earth

lisa lewis Nov 4, 2009, 11:59 pm
I always thought a great name for a dog grooming shop would be Dog Doos...Now some of those names are most likely thought up with reaction in mind. however, Kum and Go - "for over 50 years?" either that guy was WAY ahead of his time and didn't give a ....or really naive...my fave was camel towing...LOL
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Mr. Hankey helps Carrot Top make his comeback!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 4, 2009, 12:29 pm
Ya know, the more I get to know Mr. Hankey the more I realize what a selfless philanthropist he is. It seems like every time I open a newspaper, turn on the TV, or surf the ‘net – there he is...
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The injustice of fast food lawsuits give me indigestion!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 11:25 pm
This is Big Mack.     Mack was always kind of slow on the uptake. (In fact, his “diaper years”, until recently, were actually “diaper decades”…). Mac is also getting...
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Fast food lawsuit injustices give me indigestion…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 11:59 am
This is Mack.        Mack was always kind of slow on the uptake. (In fact, his “diaper years”, until recently, were actually “diaper decades”…)    Mac is also ge...
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Del Paso…. Heights? You said we was moving to Del Paso TEXAS!…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 2, 2009, 7:35 pm
  Some of you know we had to move because of our Fluffy.  I suddenly realized I hadn’t really gone into DETAIL about my new place, my neighborhood and the surrounding area. Just pretend for...
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Fun with trailer park CRAPCHAS...

lisa lewis posted an article on - Nov 1, 2009, 3:54 pm
MORE FUN WITH CRAPCHAS!! What do we do with those annoying crapchas that are not only hard to read, hold us up trying to spell, but MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE, boys and girls? We make our OWN sense ...
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Animal magnetism furr sure…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 31, 2009, 11:05 pm
As i listened to the heavy inneuendo’d  lyrics and the rich emotion- filled voice of  Stephen Lynch – the inpolitically correct singing comedian – I sat in silent stunned appreciat...
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How Dumb Can A Person Be?

lisa lewis Oct 31, 2009, 3:48 am
Looks like some "Special Eds" had a "sharpie" accident. Someone should teach them how to stay within the lines when they color. FFFF...VROOOOOOM.....
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lisa lewis is following the blog Smack a Freak at FreakSmack

lisa lewis has rated Smack a Freak at FreakSmack 10 out of 10

lisa lewis - I love FreakSmack - the blog and the FREAK. His daily editorial diatribes are a must for the big headed banjo-boy whose ambitions reach much farther than playing the same 10 cords on the banjo and marrying his daughters. FreakSmack not only educates the avergage Joe as to what life is like on the "other side" - it's almost like you know how it feels to be THE FREAK in the spotlight that day...and you find YOU LIKE IT....I highly recommend this blog for anyone who likes to laugh at the misfortunate names, hair-don'ts and remaining teeth of our mostly southern based brothers and sisters - yet wishes to remain anonymous for obvious safety reasons..FreakSMACK rocks!!!!
Oct 30, 2009, 10:06 pm

lisa lewis has rated Smack a Freak at FreakSmack 10 out of 10

lisa lewis - I love FreakSmack - the blog and the FREAK. His daily editorial diatribes are a must for the big headed banjo-boy whose ambitions reach much farther than playing the same 10 cords on the banjo and marrying his daughters. FreakSmack not only educates the avergage Joe as to what life is like on the "other side" - it's almost like you know how it feels to be THE FREAK in the spotlight that day...and you find YOU LIKE IT....I highly recommend this blog for anyone who likes to laugh at the misfortunate names, hair-don'ts and remaining teeth of our mostly southern based brothers and sisters - yet wishes to remain anonymous for obvious safety reasons..FreakSMACK rocks!!!!
Oct 30, 2009, 10:06 pm

Leather (face) and lace….NOT a good combo…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 29, 2009, 10:27 pm
  Face it…. With the exception of some ethnicities who already have this in their favor by being born with it, we girls obsessively NEED to be tanned.       We love the overall glow a...
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The Search For Thinkinfyou

lisa lewis Oct 11, 2009, 1:46 am
I love the way you write; it's like I'm almost there, in your head; our remaining individual brain cells warping together until we wake up and we''re FREAKSMACK...lol...where's you blog lovie? I want to follow it here...
lisa lewis Oct 29, 2009, 12:03 am
Welcome to your very own personal LSD camping trip....LOL...(is this SG46 right now? or is it YOU????????)
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lisa lewis is following the blog Lunki and Sika

lisa lewis has rated Lunki and Sika 8.8 out of 10

lisa lewis - Great blog...I like their understated wit! plus their avatar is quite colorful...
Oct 28, 2009, 11:45 pm

Don't just "guess" if it's safe to have sex. Ask Holly!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 27, 2009, 2:13 am
If you have a Face book account and send “crap gifts” to your friends (the ONLY reason to join, in my book anyway) … then you’ve seen this cute little toy! This is a stuffed &#...
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Heavenly Spammer....

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 25, 2009, 9:43 pm
My commentator - "EdgeFly" on Dressing Up Meatloaf for Halloween
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STD WATCH 2009

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 24, 2009, 7:14 pm
I don't know if I should be flattered .....or worried.... Back in July of this year I posted several slams on Herpes and other STD dating sites.  I mean even though those places are OUT ther...
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What the job resume is Really saying…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 24, 2009, 4:28 pm
The JOB resume.  Now more than ever before companies big and small are getting SLAMMED with them.     And EVERY potential employer loves to get a piece of professional-sounding prose like this:...
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Mr Hanky makes booty calls…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 23, 2009, 2:59 am
Coming to the KittyKat Theatre on November 1st, 2009…It’s Mr. Hanky as you’ve never seen him before! (and probably wouldn’t want to see him again…)   “You can flu...
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This guys got nakeds of MacKenzie!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 19, 2009, 9:09 pm
Meet the latest, but certainly NOT the greatest, Splogger (Spam/Blogger) to contact me with infected cyberdribble. This time it was in reply to my post "People watching in traffic cheers me up!" ...
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Face Book ....of the DEAD!!!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 18, 2009, 9:11 pm
NOTE:  This is a re-post of a Facebook parody from my other blog.  I was going to write something original but sinc...
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Meatloaf and Meat Loaf - Learn the differences SPAMMER..

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 17, 2009, 11:20 am
Spammers are up to new tricks these days in the race to infiltrate your blog and maybe gain a few accidental clicks by unsuspecting legitimate readers who then end up at whatever useless drivel the sp...
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Dressing up Meat Loaf for Halloween!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 16, 2009, 1:32 am
  Happy Halloween Boys and Girls! I just wanted to drop this almost perfect goody into your virtual TrickorTreat bags before The Great ScumBag (Viacom) discovers people are enjoying LAUGHTER again,...
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FarmTown Sheep Dip!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 15, 2009, 12:38 am

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Winning SCRATCHER in the humor post lotto…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Oct 12, 2009, 1:03 am
  what determines the amount of blog traffic you get each day?      I was reading a discussion thread today where the topic asked the question, “How many clicks per day do you get to yo...
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I love to blog, i love to laugh, i love to find the absurd...in everything....which there is... I love to read other peoples blogs and learn new things...And I really love wine:)

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