lisa lewis

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Welcome to Menopause…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Dec 15, 2011, 12:49 pm
I am irritable, yet, I don’t feel like picking on others anymore.  What in the world could be wrong with me?  Usually, when I feel like this, I have lots of things to cheer me up.  People with herpes, Wal Mart fat asses, dorky B movie celebrities –  all of these pathetic people (who have mor...
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I'd rather pick YOUR nose than pick one more damn potato! (Memories of Shrivel)

lisa lewis posted an article on - Mar 8, 2011, 6:29 pm
Thanks to Face Book, I recently got back in touch with my childhood best friend from Maine, Melissa. (Hi Melissa!).  She and I were as thick as thieves when we lived on the now defunct Loring AFB – WAY back in 1970′s. Maine was, as it is now, a beautiful place  - and is also home to some of t...
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Reasons NOT to join Match.com if you're a woman

lisa lewis posted an article on - Mar 5, 2011, 12:08 am
Meet Brad: Match.com profile #1: “Hi, I’m Brad. I’m a successful executive in the gaming industry.  Not only do I DESIGN the games for virtual online playing, I also market them all over the world!  I am into my health, I’m hygienic, and I believe in the sanctity of the body. I am lookin...
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Elixirific: Scrub away those dead-lay lipz…..

lisa lewis posted an article on - Mar 4, 2011, 9:59 pm
Tired of those dry, witchy lips of winter? Well, look no further than Elixirific sugar lip scrub!  The verdict is in – with just a little dab on the finger and a bit of scrubbing, you can turn those cracked lips caked up with “years of lip goo” accumulation away, and turn those pouters into t...
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Don't GO GET a donut, make the donuts come to YOU…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Mar 1, 2011, 3:21 am
Are you basically lazy, but love your donuts? Does the thought of having to move your fat ass off of the couch one more time in order to trudge the fifty feet down your driveway to the mailbox just to  collect your welfare check, so you can go “pastry shoppin’” piss you off?  Does just the ...
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Weener Kleener Soap – Rub a dub dub, just stay in the tub….

lisa lewis posted an article on - Feb 28, 2011, 12:07 am
RUB-dub-dub, think I'll stay in the tub!                                 Weener Kleener Soap is a superlative gift for the tired spouse of that “still horney” middle-aged husband, a god send to the next door neighbors of the mid-40′s pervert who can’t keep h...
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Pajama Jeans – The ULTIMATE in apparel for the lazy asshole….

lisa lewis posted an article on - Feb 26, 2011, 3:11 pm
Ever wish you could just hop out of bed after sleeping in ALL day,  and hit the bar in time for the end of Happy Hour – and in high fashion to boot? Well, NOW you can!  Thanks to the debut of Pajama Jeans – the Ultimate in apparrel for those people who are too lazy to waste even 5 minutes chan...
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UPDATE: Elixirific lotion bar

lisa lewis posted an article on - Feb 23, 2011, 7:04 pm
Ok, maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think so. My boyfriend commented on how my skin looks more even toned and radiant since using Heather’s lotion bar! The suppleness of my skin is fantastic, and when I use it, I KNOW I am applying natural ingredients to my face. Oh yeah, I promised you I...
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Horoscopes for the mental – February 11, 2011 – AQUARIUS

lisa lewis posted an article on - Feb 11, 2011, 2:18 pm
Watch how your strategic errors in orientation make hysterical mistakes for everyone who has the misfortune to run across you today, Aquarius. Use those communication “problems” you will have with others to your advantage! Make those who refuse to listen to your insane ramblings feel like huge p...
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ELIXIRIFIC lotion bar is EXLIR-IFFIC!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Jan 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Are you tired of trying lotions and creams that not only DON’T live up to your expectations, but are full of chemicals to boot? Well, you will be happy to know that you need look no further than EXLIXIRIFIC.com for a natural product that MORE than lives up to your expectations in the way of improv...
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lisa lewis posted an article on - Jan 20, 2011, 3:49 pm
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Dating suggestions for aspiring Sugar Babies…

lisa lewis posted an article on - Dec 14, 2010, 10:44 pm
Wouldn’t this be a GREAT way for those women who want to be just like the late Anna Nicole Smith, to become “sugar babies”, but without the hassle of having to pretend to be in love, go through marriage or even (ewwww) having to SLEEP with Father Time?   If a gal plays her cards right, she co...
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Why old people go crazy …

lisa lewis posted an article on - Dec 12, 2010, 9:01 pm
I got to thinking about why old people go crazy.  Now, the normal assumption is that this happens because they usually end up ALONE –  like when their spouse dies on them, after 45 years of marriage – and they can’t take the pain and sadness anymore, so they go nuts.  And in some cases, I s...
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A new Face Book Crap Gift for the religious types

lisa lewis posted an article on - Jul 30, 2010, 12:07 am
This is for all those religious types that have Face Book pages and want to join the rest of us sinners sending Crap Gifts, but can’t. Those certain holier than thou types who are
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Jesus, hellbound, bills, dementia and farts

lisa lewis posted an article on - Jul 9, 2010, 7:26 am
You fucked up AGAIN! Last night, I suddenly got teary over a memory of how my parents would take us kids to Baskin Robbins for ice cream every week on Sunday, after dinner.  Sweet yes, but they had an agenda. They were trying to make up for forcing Cheryl and I to go to Sunday School – EVER...
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A brief commentary on some search words that brought HERPES visitors to my blog

lisa lewis posted an article on - Jun 23, 2010, 7:42 pm
My search engine terms from today 6/23/10 I  want to make just a brief commentary on some of the search terms that people are using  that subsequently land them on my blog. I think they all tie into our nations new obsession – and yes, crazy love – with herpes.  Here are my favorites as I se...
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Worn out Shoe Strings

lisa lewis posted an article on - Jun 21, 2010, 4:35 am
This picture is ALMOST the spitting image of  HER – the bag lady we call Shoe Strings. The reason I say almost, is because when my computer crashed I lost my photo imaging program that I was getting really good at in photochopping normal pictures into what I wanted to show you – however,  now ...
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Erased book.com

lisa lewis posted an article on - Jun 5, 2010, 6:14 pm
PORTRAIT OF A FACE BOOK LIABILITY...    OK.  I know I’ve bagged a LOT on Facebook in the past.      I’ve called it WASTE book  and MACED book. I’ve picked on the little “fruit fairy” smilies that people obligate each other with – along with complaining about the constant req...
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I wonder if this has actually happened?

lisa lewis posted an article on - May 23, 2010, 8:01 am
Here’s a story for you.  But I promise  -  it’s short.  And to the point. There was a  vietnamese woman who had a great-grandfather she loved very much.  His name was  PHUC NYONAGNA. When she grew up, she went against her culture, and married the man she loved – a Sheik, no less!  ...
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A message to EBAY: I've got your "item not as described hangin…."

lisa lewis posted an article on - Apr 13, 2010, 3:25 am
Don't know about the Lakers, but I sure hope you enjoy that lake, David! OK, I admit, I’m on an “EBAY sucks” mission lately, because….frankly….they do. But really – the more I Google stories about the shit the sellers have been put through with crappy buyers, the more pissed I get. Th...
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Scamming buyer must be SO proud of himself, so I thought I'd do my part to celebrate him right here!

lisa lewis posted an article on - Apr 10, 2010, 7:43 am
Money? No ladies…only if it’s YOURS…       I could write a long diatribe on the subject of the shitty things  bad buyers are allowed to get away with on THIEFbay.  But I’m only going to hit you with the latest.  Since THIEFbay sided with the latest jackass to scam us - despite all our...
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This is all I got folks….(it's been a long week)

lisa lewis posted an article on - Mar 25, 2010, 1:05 am
Poop Dog's New Single
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lisa lewis Feb 23, 2010, 7:35 pm
Sure looks like the product of Rodney Dangerfield and Rosie O'Donnell's "love".
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More fun with Crap-chas...

lisa lewis posted an article on - Feb 17, 2010, 4:32 am
Guess he should've stayed home and watched Jeopardy... /******************************************************** This Script will be included in all web pages to show an Icon on Mouse over, Clicking the Icon will show a Zoominto Viewer (a Flash made viewer) to...
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Fun with definitions

lisa lewis posted an article on - Dec 20, 2009, 3:42 am

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Face (book) it - if you're status is annoying be prepared to become famous...

lisa lewis posted an article on - Dec 14, 2009, 2:29 am
If your status is annoying you may just end up on this blog for your 15 minutes of fame promised by Andy Warhol when he was high on Campbells' soup fumes. This blog is hilarious - I read it daily. Simply put - the authors encourage their readers to email any Face book status they feel qualifys as...
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I love to blog, i love to laugh, i love to find the absurd...in everything....which there is... I love to read other peoples blogs and learn new things...And I really love wine:)

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