Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Sep 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
By CEON FOOSHEYS Chicago rockers Riot Inside will release their second EP title 404 on Oct. 9, a six-song collection of energetic rhythm and bottom heavy swagger. I imagine a music reviewer would...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Sep 7, 2011, 12:38 am
This is what happens when someone has unlimited money and time. Maybe Obama is right, and we should tax rich people out of existence and give their money to the poor for malt liquor and crack pipes.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Aug 13, 2011, 10:40 am
Jani Lane – R.I.P. The writers of RUFKM have always found Jani Lane to be an underrated singer/songwriter that simply wrote some great songs during and after Warrant’s heyday....
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 4, 2011, 12:13 am
It's like being good at speed boating, or banging blindfolded hookers. You don't have to DO anything. It's just what you ARE.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 3, 2011, 12:28 am
I'm the guy who used to break into your house in the middle of the night and force you to play Russian roulette with your family before we robbed and burned the place.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Feb 18, 2011, 7:40 pm
Thank you for saving me. You are beautiful and hot, and you are every bit as hot as you are beautiful.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Feb 10, 2011, 9:55 pm
The Lohan rarely appears in films because films are beneath her. Can such genius be contained within the narrow aspect of a theater screen? Can it be confined to two hours? Can it even be scripted?
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Feb 7, 2011, 4:45 pm
NOTE: Mockingjay is book 3 and the finale to The Hunger Games series. The books are impossible to discuss without revealing the plot of the preceding books so do not read further if you intend to...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Feb 7, 2011, 12:09 am
RUFKM.NET Films presents the Official Trailer for their next full-length production film; Snowmegeddon 2011: Snowpocalypse Now
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Feb 6, 2011, 10:43 am
Counterpoint the Word: “In music, counterpoint is the relationship between two or more voices that are independent in contour and rhythm and are harmonically interdependent. ”...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Jan 21, 2011, 12:03 am
Thanks to the live car battery they attached to my nutsack, I was hardly even aware of the sensation of drowning.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Jan 13, 2011, 2:09 am
Palin skillfully used violent imagery to deny the notion that she is prone to using violent imagery.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Jan 11, 2011, 5:09 pm
Catching Fire is book 2 of The Hunger Games trilogy and plot discussion will necessarily reveal story details of The Hunger Games. Review for The Hunger Games can be found here: The Hunger Games...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Jan 11, 2011, 2:45 pm
RUFKM.NET Films presents the greatest short film ever created involving cowbells and a band from Baltimore. Witness the various styles of cowbell set to the epic Charm City Devils’ track...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Jan 6, 2011, 5:09 pm
After a series of disasters and upheaval the United States falls. In its place rises Panem, an interconnected set of 13 districts, each feeding the ruling city Capitol with their commodities. When...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Jan 6, 2011, 4:59 pm
David Sedaris newest collection of stories uses anthropomorphized animals to deliver compact fables hitting on very human themes like racism, religion, terrorism, domestic violence, friendship,...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Jan 6, 2011, 4:45 pm
Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol is a classic for a reason. It is simply constructed, but loaded with details and inflections that make the story come alive. I’ve seen most versions of the story...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Dec 31, 2010, 3:02 pm
The mark of a truly great book is one that you both don’t want to end but can’t wait to finish. The kind of story that has your eyes skipping to the opposite page just to get a glimpse at what...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Dec 31, 2010, 2:49 pm
Sharp Teeth Cinema Craptastique review by TylerDFC I very seriously considered turning Sharp Teeth off several times. While Cinema Craptastique is dedicated to judging crap films, Sharp Teeth is SO...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Dec 30, 2010, 2:05 pm
PRESS RELEASE New video for The Last Vegas single “Apologize” stars rock legend Vince Neil RUFKM.NET proudly announces the epic video: “Vince Neil’s Apology:  A Film 17 Years...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Dec 1, 2010, 10:51 am
The diplomatic community has been rocked by some of the most shocking revelations in human history.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Nov 21, 2010, 12:55 am
The entertainment industry has been transfixed to the glitz, glamor and controversy surrounding America's premier remedial dance competition.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Nov 17, 2010, 2:06 am
In an exclusive computer simulated interview with RUFKM, Mel Gibson opens up about love, life, and the possibility that he might be evil.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Nov 16, 2010, 9:21 pm
If you’re not buying your music from iTunes, you’re not buying it from Steve Jobs, which means you’re pissing him off.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Sep 23, 2010, 2:09 am
For the first time, I realize just what kind of enemy we face. He is an unholy half dead who has seen the Underverse and returned with powers we can't possibly imagine.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Sep 9, 2010, 11:42 pm
Brady calmly exited his vehicle, removed his workout equipment from the trunk and dashed to practice on foot, his auburn locks glistening softly in the early morning sunlight.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Aug 21, 2010, 1:07 am
This article was originally published almost 2 years ago.  It’s popularity rose to such heights that we were contacted by xtranormal.com to use our script in their marketing efforts.  Here is...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Aug 4, 2010, 2:35 am

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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Jun 16, 2010, 2:19 pm
“Suppose there were no critics to tell us how to react to a picture, a play, or a new composition of music. Suppose we wandered innocent as the dawn into an art exhibition of unsigned...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - May 26, 2010, 6:37 pm
Rock on the Range – RUFKM Video Recap A long time ago (March 22nd and 23rd, 2010) in a galaxy far away (Columbus, OH) RUFKM attended Rock on the Range. Rock on the Range is a two day event...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - May 26, 2010, 12:44 am
Lindsay Lohan is the greatest creative genius the world has ever seen. She is the very nexus of art, life, death, suffering, ecstasy and infinity itself.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - May 23, 2010, 2:09 am
Its not as easy as you think to wear super tight clothes, wet lipstick and flip your hair in front of a wind machine for 16 hours a day.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - May 16, 2010, 8:30 am
Ronnie James Dio, the tiny rock god with the huge voice, died Sunday at the age of 67. Undoubtedly, his passing will be met with derision and jokes from those outside of the metal community. For...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - May 15, 2010, 7:32 am
The Devil Went Down To Chem Class ( Originally published 12/9/2008) I hated high school with a white hot fury. I could not WAIT to get out of that place. I am always incredulous upon meeting people...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - May 11, 2010, 7:44 pm
Audio interview with Shaman's Harvest guitarist Josh Hamler. He breaks down the band's history, their recent success with "Dragonfly", and how they are prone to injury. They currently have one...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Apr 28, 2010, 7:56 am
Gorgeous straight men between the ages of 25 and 35 should not be allowed to work at spas and be so-called relievers of stress by giving massages. It’s entire bullshit. I mean, how am I supposed to...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Apr 25, 2010, 8:18 pm
I am neither a great writer nor a great drunk but on this night I would set in motion a series of events that would allow me to come as close as I probably ever will to at least one of those things.
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Apr 14, 2010, 4:33 pm
What do you call a rock album that starts with the lyrics “Kill the ghost, that hides in your soul” and ends with the lyrics “I’m gonna pee on the ground, then I’m gonna...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Apr 2, 2010, 11:54 pm
Loose Cannon hosts an exclusive RUFKM interview with Ryan Mccombs, lead singer of Drowning Pool. This one hour interview features an in depth discussion of the inspiration behind the tracks on their...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 31, 2010, 11:18 pm
Drowning Pool. The name of the band conjures up one word with anybody who has ever heard of them: Bodies. I never owned a DP album before I came upon their 2007 release Full Circle but was very...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 29, 2010, 3:25 am
It's almost as great as October, when I suddenly become interested in professional baseball for a few weeks!
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 28, 2010, 7:06 pm
There is nothing quite like driving to work in an ice storm to make you realize you are nothing more than a rat in a fucking maze. As my car spun out at 20mph on ice covered roads I had to wonder...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 28, 2010, 7:05 pm
Unseen Academicals is the newest entry in the long line of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels. The series of books that take place on the flat planet known as Discworld as it glides majestically...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 28, 2010, 7:04 pm
Stealing a page from the Carl Hiaasen playbook Victor Gischler’s dark comedy Gun Monkeys portrays the seedy side of Florida as an anti-hero hitman leaves a path of bodies from Orlando to Tennessee ....
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 28, 2010, 7:02 pm
If you have been searching for a novel that will turn your brain pretzel shaped, look no further than Sean Beaudoin’s Fade to Blue. This is one that really has to be experienced to understand. I’m...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 28, 2010, 6:17 pm
People say chocolate covered crickets are good too, but that doesn't mean I am going to run down to the Bug Store and buy a half-pound of them. No, I Have NOT Seen ‘The Blind Side’. is a...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 20, 2010, 12:59 pm
RUFKM is becoming a global leader in several lucrative business ventures.  Besides writing stories about  cat burglars, harassing rock stars, and the North American Cockasaurus, we have bought and...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 19, 2010, 1:16 am
You know what they say about fire. It is really hot, and when you are close to it it will burn you, because hot fire BURNS! I think I might be doing something wrong – Part II is a post from:...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 18, 2010, 1:33 am
At the end of the day I can relax in my $200 a month efficiency knowing that I've done something to help society I think I might be doing something wrong – Part I. is a post from: RUFKM = Are...
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Loose C. posted an article on Are You F---ing Kidding Me? - Mar 13, 2010, 7:18 pm
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