Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Oct 14, 2009, 1:09 am
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Oct 14, 2009, 1:09 am
Yes, it is a word. I know 'cause I just looked it up. A quick review of my last post revealed something to these two-margaritas-deep, one-care-plan-behind eyes: I'm off my game. The books may add up to a great summer, but just like my nursing assessment skills, a few months off has left me a bit r...
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Oct 12, 2009, 8:07 pm
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Oct 12, 2009, 8:07 pm
The true sign of strength - according to one well-adjusted, totally okay with herself late-twenty-something - is the ability to not feel your feelings. Better yet, if you're truly awesome, you won't even have any feelings at all. For your sake and my own, this is as much as I'm going to divulge at ...
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Sep 30, 2009, 2:04 am
"You've been a woman of few few words lately, even fancy ones." Acknowledged, accepted, and admitted. But, as it is in my contrary nature, I will break the silence - concisely. I've been spending the summer "collecting material." This morning, I ended my research in a blur. I hobbled my way to the...
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Sep 30, 2009, 2:04 am
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Jul 1, 2009, 1:54 pm
For one fabulous fortnight, Doublemint and I enjoyed our little white-picket-fence apartment sans caustic shrieks from our lovely neighbor, Alternative School For Hyperactive and Generally Annoying Children. It was glorious. We lounged on our deck, barbecued, languidly reminisced, and generally en...
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Jul 1, 2009, 1:54 pm
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Jun 29, 2009, 3:23 pm
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Jun 29, 2009, 3:23 pm
12:20pm Me: I am useless today 12:22pm Doublemint: Have you noticed that our somewhat odd shower set-up is perfect if all you want to wash is your vag? 12:22pm Me: mp 12:23pm Doublemint: ? 12:23pm Me: Sorry. I wasn't on home row. I meant to say no. 12:24pm Doublemint: home row. ha 12: 24pm Me: h...
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Jun 28, 2009, 3:38 pm
I pack them in my purse on a Saturday night in case I will be doing a walk of shame in the morning.
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Jun 27, 2009, 12:02 am
Fighting the habitual urge to call my mother was an unexpected consequence of her death.  At first, even a difficult crossword clue or a particularly funny episode of The Colbert Report got my fingers itchy for a dial.  The grind of chatting with my brother instead, or just plain holding it in, ha...
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Jun 26, 2009, 5:43 am
You may have seen an earlier post titled "Wheel of Fish." Let's just call that the nerd version of drunk dialing. Cooler people make booty calls - I drunk blog. Suffice it to say, I woke up this morning in a pile of potato chips and am ninety-six percent certain I made out with a married man. Than...
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Jun 25, 2009, 3:09 am
Wistful is the closest descriptor I can conjure for my current state. Since I would prefer to be a feelingless robot, I haven't expended much effort building a large vocabulary of adjectives for such things. It will have to do. This icky, unfamiliar feeling started gurgling in my stainless steel, r...
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Marnie Elizabeth posted an article on Wisdom To Watch Out For - Jun 24, 2009, 8:35 pm
The chance to judge an individual based on limited information is the type of opportunity I don't turn my back on. So without further ado, Jeff H., you are this week's Fun With Google Images winner! Your image entry for "strawberry, liver, denim" is bewitching, to say the least. This is the kind o...
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