Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 10, 2012, 10:36 am
Hope you weren’t planning on sleeping tonight (or ever again!) because here comes a story about how Kris Jenner is lining herself up as the new face for Zestra brand lubricants, which is what you use when you want to have sex long after God dictates that your junk is too dry and flabby for that sh...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 9, 2012, 2:52 pm
Because Kris Jenner thinks it’s absolutely hilarious to make a media spectacle out of revealing who Khloé Kardashian‘s real father is (HA! World changing truths!), Kylie Jenner decided it would be hilarious to post a picture of Khloé with her rumored father (Kris’ hairstylist Alex Roldan) on...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 9, 2012, 1:18 pm
A couple months back, we posted the video for St. Vincent‘s Cruel, which was totally amazing. Well, just to show you that she still has some fire under the hood, here’s her brand new music video for Cheerleader, which is amazing and filled with all kinds of spookiness.
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 9, 2012, 12:42 pm
As some of you might remember, Karl Lagerfeld recently dropped his dainty little pansy shade on Adele by saying that she was “too fat”, because God forbid anyone should ever have to design clothes for anybody other than a human coat-hanger. Anyway, it seems that Karl has decided to try and clari...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 9, 2012, 10:36 am
Despite some early reports suggesting that their divorce might go ugly, it’s starting to look more and more like Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be separating on good terms. Not only is Russell refusing to gold-dig his ex-wife’s money, but Katy even went ahead and signed her divorce with a sm...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 9, 2012, 9:38 am
Soooo, Lindsay Lohan was apparently invited to an amfAR event — or maybe she crashed this party too. Who can even tell anymore? — and decided that the best way to raise awareness for AIDS research was by showing up looking like she was dying. Seriously, to anyone who says Lindsay is the picture ...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 8, 2012, 9:24 pm
So last week it was announced that Simon Cowell fired everyone from The X Factor for either being incompetent or British. Now that the customary week has passed, it’s time for Nicole Scherzinger to talk about how she got canned for essentially being completely useless. The Huffington Post reports:...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 8, 2012, 7:14 pm
Considering Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is best known for lifting up his shirt to flash his abs, shopping for designer clothes, and generally just being a pissy queen, it probably shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that there are gay rumors about him. Turns out, his cast members believ...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 8, 2012, 5:46 pm
Adele sat down with Anderson Cooper for her first interview since she went in for throat surgery late last year, and surprise! She still sounds really good! Admittedly, her voice is a touch different than when we last heard her speak, but your voice would be a little weird too if doctors shoved a la...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 8, 2012, 12:18 pm
For those of you who never thought they would see the day where Kim Kardashian would refuse to air part of her private life on reality television for money and attention: well, congrats on being alive I guess. I reported yesterday that Kim and Kris Humphries‘ divorce could potentially be aired sin...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 6, 2012, 6:00 am
An average American sees an advertisement for SMASH every ten seconds. That’s not a formal study, of course, but I think if you started to keep track of all the promos, billboards, print ads, articles, banner ads, Facebook apps, talk show appearances, radio spots, tweets, and previews flyin...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 6, 2012, 2:12 am
Just in case you missed Madonna‘s incredible twelve-minute performance during the Super Bowl‘s (go Giants!) half-time show earlier today, watch it below! Overall it was hands down the best half-time show ever, from the detailed costumes to the elaborate sets, it was an amazing spectacle that com...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 5, 2012, 2:24 pm
Here’s the highly-anticipated new music video from Adam Lambert for Better Than I Know Myself, the first single off his upcoming sophomore effort Trespassing (out on March 20th). I’ve been a huge supporter of Adam’s since he appeared on the eighth season of American Idol (landing the runner-up...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 4, 2012, 11:24 am
Hunger Games This is the first of two Super Bowl movie trailers (along with an Avengers trailers that shows us carnage and the faces of all of the protagonists) that came out this week. This trailer amplifies the emotion of the first theatrical trailer. Instead of showing us Effie...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 3, 2012, 4:46 pm
Lana Del Rey performed her hit song Video Games on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, which turned out to be way better than her highly criticized, less than stellar performances on SNL a few weeks ago. I’ve been completely obsessed with Lana’s album Born To Die, which dropped this p...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 3, 2012, 3:14 pm
All right Madonna fans, here’s your queen’s new music video for Give Me All Your Luvin’ (featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. providing support). And you know what? It’s actually pretty good. Look, I rag on Madge a lot, because it’s easy and fun, but my God, you can never say she isn’t enter...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 3, 2012, 2:56 pm
Due to their shared love of dressing in drag, singing in falsetto, and having men’s faces shoved into their crotches while they’re on stage (hey gurl!) Adam Lambert has been chosen as the new lead singer of Queen for their upcoming tour. On a completely random side-note, I keep typing “Adam Sa...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 3, 2012, 1:58 pm
Most of us know Lisa Kudrow for her fearlessly funny roles in Friends, Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion, and The Opposite of Sex. But did you know that Lisa spends most of her time these days producing? In 2003, Kudrow and actor/writer Dan Bucatinsky formed their own production compa...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 3, 2012, 12:40 pm
So by now, we’ve established that Demi Moore was sucking back whip-its, synthetic weed, and Red Bull all while trying to bang twinks and kindergarteners in order to try and become young again (has Madonna taught you nothing? You have to suck the life out of Brazilian models!) So now let’s make t...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 3, 2012, 11:36 am
I’m not sure who Joanna Krupa is, although if you have a thing for tig ol’ bitties, you probably do. Anyway, Joanna is not only a fan of having giant naturals, but she’s an anti-fur advocate, and is going so far as to start a petition against the Kardashians to stop them from selling fur in th...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 3, 2012, 10:36 am
After Kim Kardashian gave the whole “beg the world for pity” thing a try only to have it completely not work, Kim has decided that the hell with it, she’s just going to find some another professional athlete to stick his penis in her. So here come the reports about how Kim is now doing it with...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 3, 2012, 9:22 am
I haven’t caught the new episode of Jersey Shore yet because I still need to make my way through NBC’s oeuvre of Thursday genius, but from what I can tell, things are going just swimmingly. And by swimmingly, I mean the cast has gotten themselves into a nuclear arms race of humiliation. First,...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 3, 2012, 1:28 am
So, did we just feature DJ Schmolli two weeks ago? Why yes, we did. But little did we know he had this little pigskin nugget up his sleeve and on the way! As everyone is buzzing about the Super Bowl this weekend – and by that, we mean Madonna‘s much-hyped, half-time performance – this r...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 2, 2012, 8:14 pm
If you watched the SAG Awards this past Sunday, I’m sorry. I don’t know why people torture themselves like that. What a snooze fest, amiright?!? That’s just how I feel about award shows in general (except the Grammys). The SAGs were kind of the same as every other award show ever; borin...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 2, 2012, 7:20 pm
Last time we posted anything about a rider here, it was Katy Perry‘s long list of demands that included that her drivers never make eye contact with her else they be fired because she’s a good Christian woman and eye contact is for marriage or something. Anyway, Nicki Minaj‘s rider has leaked,...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 2, 2012, 4:50 pm
It’s a ridiculously slow news day right now, so I’m filling the void with some man-pretty in the form of Dwayne Johnson kissing a super cute chihuahua because it warms the tiny, frozen space where everyone says my heart is supposed to go. I know people are all like “oh but chihuahua’s are ya...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 2, 2012, 2:22 pm
In a move that I’m sure doesn’t coincide at all with the finale of her latest TV show, Kim Kardashian has decided to play the victim card, as Life & Style tunes the world’s tiniest violin in order to show just how hard it is for her to make millions of dollars by doing nothing at all. Yes, I�...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 2, 2012, 1:56 pm
If there’s one thing I learned, it’s that getting a rich celebrity to comment on how the non-rich live will inevitably end with the rich celebrity looking like a complete ass disassociated with the realities of not having more money than God. Case in point: Madonna was asked about whether or not...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 2, 2012, 12:14 pm
As anyone with a See ‘n Say knows, the cow goes “moo”, the duck goes “quack”, and the Lindsay Lohan goes “I WILL SUE YOU! *Snort*”. So of course Lindsay is whipping out a lawsuit against RadarOnline after they ran a story about how eye witnesses allegedly saw her “on something” at ...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 1, 2012, 6:12 pm
As more and more reports surface claiming that Demi Moore is clinging to extreme youth (by which I mean she really wants to be sixteen apparently) this one about how she tried to initiate a hook-up with Zac Efron might be the least sad at this point, because as everyone knows, banging Zac is way bet...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 1, 2012, 4:34 pm
So for some reason, someone thought that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi might be pregnant despite the fact that she’s been dropping pounds as if Tequila were suddenly calorie-free and that there’s no way in hell someone could lose that much weight while incubating a fetus. Well, Snooki is answering...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Feb 1, 2012, 2:36 pm
In related news, I’m pretty sure we found the last channel that actually plays music videos. Anyway, Nicki Minaj‘s much talked about video for Stupid Hoe hit the web last month, and since then it’s kind of split fans on whether or not it’s actually any good. BET has apparently sided with “...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 24, 2012, 4:32 pm
Despite her record label’s best efforts to keep Born To Die from leaking, Lana Del Rey‘s debut album hit the web this morning, a week before its official release (January 31st). Of course I’m going to be buying it yet I simply had to listen to one of this year’s most anticipated albums, and ...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 24, 2012, 3:16 pm
For most parents, revealing to their kids who their real biological father is (if the information isn’t already previously known) is something that needs to be handled with care and fragility. Of course, Kris Jenner has all the care and fragility of a wrecking ball covered in leopard print whoreis...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 24, 2012, 2:50 pm
Once again, humanity fails to realize that just because you’re really good at one thing (i.e. riding 51-year-old dick into infamy despite being a teenager) doesn’t mean you’d be good at something completely different (i.e. singing). Anyway, logic has never stopped Courtney Stodden before, so w...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 24, 2012, 1:56 pm
As one of the first (and possibly funniest) female comedians, Joan Rivers is usually a good litmus test to see who is and isn’t a respectable funny lady. So of course, it turns out Joan kind of totally hates Chelsea Handler because she feels like Chelsea basically just slept her way to the middle....
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 24, 2012, 11:40 am
Stacy Keibler is still George Clooney‘s girlfriend right now, because George must always have a d-lister on his arm at all times but God help you if you want to get married because he will never love anyone more than he loved his pot-bellied pig. That’s a special kind of love. Anyway, it turns o...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 24, 2012, 10:36 am
Despite the fact that Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries for the sake of turning it into a reality TV special and then making millions out of that TV special, she would really appreciate it if you didn’t call it a “business decision”. You know despite the fact that every decision she made r...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 24, 2012, 8:30 am
Now that the Golden Globe Awards have more or less spoiled the results for us, here are the Oscar nominations for the 84th annual Academy Awards (set to take place on February 26th), which really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who can remember the Globes from a week ago. Leading the pack i...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 23, 2012, 7:20 pm
• Is Jennifer Aniston taking a break from film work because she’s pregnant? Cele|bitchy • Heidi Klum and Seal have split up — take a look back at the way they were! PopSugar • Britney Spears is totally ready to be declared a legal adult next month! IDLYITW • Brad Pit...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 23, 2012, 4:34 pm
Just indulge me a little here and pretend that Kristin Cavallari is still actually relevant, okay? Okay. Well, the former resident bitch of Laguna Beach and The Hills got back together with footballer Jay Cutler, probably because he remembered that he accidentally left his chin at her place, but thi...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 23, 2012, 3:12 pm
Remember how awesome The Flaming Lips‘ tenth album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots was? Hold on to those memories for dear life, because this next story is going to trample over every last bit of cool and credibility that Wayne Coyne has built up over the years. It seems Wayne is working with Ke$h...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 20, 2012, 10:22 pm
Here’s the brand new (sassy and explicit) music video from Nicki Minaj for her latest single Stupid Hoe, which is obviously referring to her arch nemesis Lil’ Kim. The track is off her upcoming sophomore effort, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, which was originally due out on Valentine’s Day (Febr...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 20, 2012, 6:44 pm
Re5ident Evil: Retribution Confession #1: I had to look it up to make sure that none of the other Resident Evil films had been subtitled “Retribution.” It sounds like something that’s already happened, right? Confession #2: About 27 seconds into this trailer, I began ...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 20, 2012, 5:32 pm
• Jennifer Aniston is finally ready to adopt … a new puppy, from Utah! Cele|bitchy • Why is Jessica Simpson so damn happy? Let’s all take our best guesses! IDLYITW • Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are discussing having babies together? Evil Beet • Kate Gosselin just...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 20, 2012, 4:04 pm
Bad news, everyone: the lovely and talented songstress Etta James, who gave us such classics At Last and Something’s Got A Hold On Me, passed away from leukemia complications. CNN reports: Etta James, whose assertive, earthy voice lit up such hits as The Wallflower, Something’s Got a Hold...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 20, 2012, 2:26 pm
Before you read this next story, you may want to make sure that you’re sitting down, there are no solid ledges overhead, and that you are not currently drinking a cup of water that you can spit out in surprise. We all clear? Good. Vanessa Bryant, aka Kobe Bryant‘s now ex-wife, just scored huge o...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 20, 2012, 11:02 am
By now, you’ve probably heard about how Olympic skier Sarah Burke died yesterday after being on life support for nine days following a skiing accident in Utah. Well, it gets worse: because Sarah was a Canadian and wasn’t covered by any health care plan in the United States, the hospital stuck he...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 20, 2012, 10:46 am
Today is kind of a weird day for me: thus far, we haven’t had one story about any of the usual whores suspects, and now just to drive it home that today is just a really weird day, here’s President Barack Obama breaking it down with some of Al Green‘s infamous song Let’s Stay Together becaus...
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Michael Knudsen posted an article on Popbytes - Jan 20, 2012, 10:18 am
With any good feud comes the inevitable sorta-apology, wherein one or both parties backtrack on what they said, offer a compliment, but never actually go full apology. It’s a system people, stick with it. Anyway, a few days after David Furnish went Facebook nuclear on Madonna over her super weird,...
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