Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Mar 10, 2009, 2:49 pm
This archive is meant to be read from the beginning. When you have finished reading the first post, click "Newer Post" at the bottom to move on to the next one. I recommend you bookmark the last page you read so you can pick up where you leave off, as there are over two hundred posts in the archiv...
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Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Mar 9, 2009, 1:33 pm
WARNING: THIS IS THE FINAL ENTRY IN LEPORIDAE REX. NEW READERS, BEGIN HERE. Dazed and in shock, much of what happened next was translated and related back to me in the following days. After I rubbed my eyes and my vision returned, I looked around and saw every single Smiler in the room slumped over...
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Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Mar 8, 2009, 3:32 pm
It was like watching someone throw tinsel on the Mona Lisa. It was like serving Dom Perignon with Ritz crackers and squeeze cheese. The incredibly simple, elegant, profound rock garden and sacred shrine had been "decorated" with black velvet curtains adorned with tacky, tin foil moons and stars. A j...
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Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Mar 4, 2009, 10:36 am
February 26th, 2009: In this, the third to last post in this archive, I have decided to decrypt the entire compilation of posts so that the world will know everything that occurred up to and including that fateful night in Kyoto, Japan. There is no point in keeping what transpired secret any longer...
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Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Mar 3, 2009, 11:01 pm
At noon, the enemy arrived. Sunshine still ruled the day, though darker clouds had edged ever closer, the afternoon comfortably cool. It stood to reason that the weather would be perfect for battle, as the bingo charms granted the Magician (as I understood it) some degree of prognostication. The en...
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Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Mar 3, 2009, 3:43 pm
To be a leader of men, whether in war or peace, one must know his followers as well as himself. At issue is a word that is greatly misunderstood and misinterpreted, and that word is: trust. Trust in the Western world in leadership is thought to be a question of whether or not the men will betray th...
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Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Feb 25, 2009, 9:43 am
He's here. For the first time since we began this archive, the actual date is the same as the one on the time stamp at the top of this post. It is Wednesday, February 25th, 2009. At 6:31 P.M. ("That's 18:31 in military time." Thank you, Yoshida) last night a Carnival cruise ship docked as schedule...
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Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Feb 23, 2009, 10:52 pm
February 2nd, 2009: A month of training; a month of waiting. The Magician is taking his time. The only news we've had came today from Yoshida, who over lunch told Josh and I that marine biologists across the globe were detecting massive migrations of the world's whale populations. They were headi...
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Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Feb 23, 2009, 11:20 am
Merry Christmas!!! Oh, that's right, the damn time stamps are still way off. Well, it's the day after Christmas and we're still alive. Mary has been continuing her training with the naginata and the bow and arrow, and she's doing awesome. Plus, after a training session she has that whole, "I'm sw...
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Michael McGovern posted an article on Leporidae Rex - Feb 23, 2009, 1:48 am
It has been one week since the previous post. I believe I have surmised just what the whales are singing when they attack. As we recall from this post, there is a break at every thirteenth interval: "/************/************/************/************/" The number thirteen has the typical connota...
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