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Feb 4, 2012, 8:41 pm
A woman in her sixties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wan... Comment - Like
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Feb 3, 2012, 7:27 am
I am really concerned about my elderly parents who are living in Michigan... I just got off the phone with my father who is up north right now at his little cottage. He said that the snow is nearly waist high. The temperature is at minus 10 degrees and the snow is still dropping... The wind is incre... Comment - Like
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Jan 29, 2012, 2:05 am
My website www.geezerplanet.com is down temporarily. My computer recently got a virus that couldn't be removed so I had to purchase a new computer. The problem is that the software program I used, Microsoft FrontPage, doesn't work with my new computer because of it's 64 bit operating system. Seems t... Comment - Like
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Jan 23, 2012, 1:43 pm
An old Italian man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.... The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?""Oh,... Comment - Like
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Jan 8, 2012, 8:26 pm
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old ageâ€, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.†“That can’t be†fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.â... Comment - Like
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Jan 5, 2012, 7:08 am
Two old lawyers had been stranded on a desert island 30 years. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the old lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "... Comment - Like
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Dec 25, 2011, 10:33 am
An old man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, "Do you have health insurance?" He replie... Comment - Like
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Nov 25, 2011, 12:46 pm
An old Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, hereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are ... Comment - Like
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Nov 23, 2011, 6:29 pm
An elderly couple were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The old man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who ... Comment - Like
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Nov 11, 2011, 1:42 pm
You just have to appreciate this one. Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired...
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-m... Comment - Like
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Oct 27, 2011, 5:06 am
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The old man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up fr... Comment - Like
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Sep 28, 2011, 7:48 am
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giv... Comment - Like
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Sep 15, 2011, 7:04 am
A couple from northwestern Oregon who are Internet newbies have found themselves the unwitting subjects of an instant viral video, thanks to a little help from a grandkid. Bruce Huffman, 86, and his wife, Esther, 79, of the Hillside Retirement Community in McMinnville, recently purchased their first... Comment - Like
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Sep 10, 2011, 12:26 pm
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby." Comment - Like
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Sep 5, 2011, 7:33 am
It's actually (Old Man Cactus), a species of cactus native to Guanajuato and Hidalgo in eastern Mexico. It is threatened in the wild, but widespread propagation and popularity in cultivation have reduced the demand on wild populations. It is a tall columnar species with clusters of stems, growing to... Comment - Like
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