Michael Principato

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Good Friends

Michael Principato posted an article on - Dec 7, 2009, 6:33 pm
Two old friends were out in the woods hiking one morning when, all of a sudden, a bear jumped out of a bush and started chasing them. Both hunters took off, running for their lives. After a minute, on...
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The Christmas Invitation

Michael Principato posted an article on - Dec 5, 2009, 6:44 am
Mick had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets g...
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Age is a funny thing

Michael Principato posted an article on - Dec 3, 2009, 8:36 am
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well, You'll love this one! I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment...
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Carnation Milk Is Best Of All...

Michael Principato posted an article on - Dec 3, 2009, 8:29 am
Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO .. This is PRICELESS. A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and lit...
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WTF!

Michael Principato posted an article on - Dec 2, 2009, 2:35 am
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says: W T F !!!
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No respect for the elderly

Michael Principato posted an article on - Dec 1, 2009, 3:57 am
There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going.
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Senior Citizen's Gone Wild

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 30, 2009, 2:26 am
I wanted to share a fun article with my readers that was sent to me by Gina LaGuardia, Editorial Director of Seniors For Living. It's entitled: "Seniors Citizens Gone Wild: YouTube Doesn't Lie...
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Geezers In Office

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 27, 2009, 10:43 am
This is the latest edition to my websites political page "Geezer's In Office.
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No Respect!

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 27, 2009, 7:04 am
There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going.
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Grandma's Sex Talk

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 26, 2009, 4:20 pm
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, ...
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I Hate Young People

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 26, 2009, 6:53 am
Visit: http://richcollier.com/IHateYoungPeople/videos.html to watch more videos like this.
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A Happy Thanksgiving To All

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 25, 2009, 5:41 pm
Last Thanksgiving, I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey. Man, you should have seen the people scatter in the meat department. When everyone at the table takes turns ...
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Just thinking out loud.

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 24, 2009, 11:39 am
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. There is a great need for a sarcasm font. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person ...
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The $2.99 Special

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 23, 2009, 2:10 pm
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the e...
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Remember Hollywood Squares

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 21, 2009, 6:36 am
These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questio...
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The End Is Near!!!

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 18, 2009, 9:03 am
Two old geezers were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car. One...
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Wine for us old geezers

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 17, 2009, 8:30 pm
Visit: http://www.oldfartwine.com.
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Hangin' out with the boys

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 15, 2009, 4:51 pm
Jim left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared ...
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The Importance of Exercise

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 11, 2009, 5:27 am
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 6...
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You know you are living in 2009 when...

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 9, 2009, 6:12 am
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail ...
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Signs of Menopause

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 8, 2009, 8:21 am
Having trouble reading this. Click on the picture. Click on any blog picture to see the full size. Also, for you non-bloggers, when you come to the end of the page, click on "older posts" to go to the...
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Walk the dog.

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 6, 2009, 6:04 am
An old man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. Aft...
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A funny new novel by Steven M. Forman

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 5, 2009, 8:41 pm
When a no-nonsense Boston cop moves down south for an early retirement, will he change to fit Boca—or will Boca change because of him? Eddie Perlmutter is not ready to retire from the Boston Police ...
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Going to a club is no fun when your over fifty

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 5, 2009, 5:55 am
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George W. Bush

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 4, 2009, 5:08 am
George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing. Very frustra...
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Willie Nelson at 75

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 4, 2009, 5:02 am
Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosop...
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Colonoscopy Fun

Michael Principato posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 5:03 am
On the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn’t eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with ...
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The SHIDUCH (Arranged Marriage)

Michael Principato posted an article on - Oct 28, 2009, 6:18 pm
A Hassidic family is most concerned that their 45-year-old son is unmarried. So they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a...
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The Seven Dwarfs of Old Age

Michael Principato posted an article on - Oct 26, 2009, 6:34 pm
Which one are you? Or a combination of the above.
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The new Indian Chief

Michael Principato posted an article on - Oct 23, 2009, 9:22 am
It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an old chief in a modern society, he ha...
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Legendary comedian Robert Klein (one of my favorite comedians) -...

Michael Principato posted an article on - Oct 21, 2009, 6:40 pm
Legendary comedian Robert Klein (one of my favorite comedians) - star of numerous stage, screen and television programs including over 100 appearances on "The Tonight Show" will be appearing at the Co...
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