Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Oct 29, 2009, 9:15 pm
In recent news I found an article about six young men that were refused entry to a Chicago nightclub. Although I don't know anything about the nightclub I'm left to believe that one of their s...
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Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Sep 18, 2009, 11:15 pm
"But i turn 21 in a month." "So go home an suck your thumb. You're not getting the fake id back."
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Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Aug 22, 2009, 12:06 am
I don't understand ebonics. What's "What you got be up in dere?" mean?
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Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Aug 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?
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Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Aug 13, 2009, 10:47 pm
A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?
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Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Aug 7, 2009, 10:53 pm
We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.
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Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Jul 31, 2009, 12:51 am
I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.
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Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Jul 23, 2009, 11:32 pm
No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.
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Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Jul 22, 2009, 12:06 am
I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.
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Mike D posted an article on Diary of a Doorman - Jul 8, 2009, 1:06 am
Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.
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