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2012 Disaster Culture on the rise!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jan 9, 2012, 10:06 pm
First off we would like to thank the good Doctor for lending us a hand while we were taking care of more pressing matters (like keeping a roof over our heads). I’m sure there are those of you out there who weren’t sure what to make of his left-handed path, or his calls to Midnight Ravers. Well, ...
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The New Girl

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jan 7, 2012, 4:19 am
Oh, Xanga...I had almost forgotten you existed. It has been so long since I have seen you. Every now and then I get a reminder in inbox that you are still out there but I usually forget to visit you. You and your insular community of infighting and silly (often racist) questions. I know we've never ...
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A Psychic Spider Monkey From Staten Island Will Predict the New Hampshire Primary Winner

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jan 6, 2012, 10:45 pm
A Psychic Spider Monkey From Staten Island Will Predict the New Hampshire Primary Winner – New York News – Runnin’ Scared grandpa-monkey.jpg ​Following in the vaunted footsteps of Paul the Octopus (RIP!), Grandpa is a spider monkey who lives at the Staten Island Zoo who has been instilled wi...
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Banana-Sam2C20Adorable20Squirrel20Monkey2C20Stolen20from20S.F.20Zoo20-20San20Francisco20News20-20The20Snitch

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Dec 31, 2011, 3:40 am
Banana-Sam2C20Adorable20Squirrel20Monkey2C20Stolen20from20S.F.20Zoo20-20San20Francisco20News20-20The20Snitch The San Francisco Zoo is scrambling to track down the person or people who brazenly stole an adult squirrel monkey from the zoo overnight. According to Tanya Peterson, executive directo...
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13.0.0.0.0

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Dec 31, 2011, 2:48 am
Well, it’s been a minute since my last post. Doesn’t seem like I’ve been missed by anyone but the spambots. I gotta work on that, perhaps I should do more self promotion, or perhaps I should just write more. Seriously, I should have been writing this whole time. I have been working a lot, but ...
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Frontline update; Armada over runs village

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Nov 10, 2011, 3:46 am
The Royal Armada has taken over the Village of Mhasave in Satara, India. Let’s cheer our boys on! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!  
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Dr. Nihilist; Master Man

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Nov 2, 2011, 1:56 am
Welcome home Midnight Ravers, As far as secret fraternities of evil villains goes, this is a good one. The warm covenant of shame and degradation that sends marchers up the spines of us all. The walls have long since closed in. The strange scent of greasepaint, marijuana and grapes. I miss the days...
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Dr. Nihilist and the Left handed Path

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Oct 31, 2011, 1:59 pm
Greetings and salutations my Midnight Ravers,   Live transmission from the satellite heart; coming in for a landing somewhere on the other side of nothing. Peering in and pealing back the curtain, the Dr. arrives late but always on time. Like the divine baby Horus, “I have spoken with your name...
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The Good Doctor Returns!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Oct 13, 2011, 4:03 am
The Return of Dr. Nihilist It is uncertain whether the good Dr. (as he is known) is a real person, or several people. He is an online persona that has existed before the internet. A Meta figure who contacted me through the mail back when I used to print a zine in the days when zines were cool. Acco...
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#Occupydeeznuts; Let's play Master and Servant

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Oct 12, 2011, 12:48 am
Perhaps it’s because I will be 12418.5 days old in 7 days that I have become so jaded. I will be 34 years old and in the last year of my marketing usefulness. No longer in the key 18-34 demographic that advertisers, television shows and movies are made for. I will be officially old and outdated. I...
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Monkey study may bring robotic suits that restore mobility, touch to quadriplegics - HealthPop - CBS News

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Oct 7, 2011, 4:51 pm
Monkey study may bring robotic suits that restore mobility, touch to quadriplegics – HealthPop – CBS News (CBS) Imagine a robotic exoskeleton that restores to quadriplegics not only full movement but also the sense of touch. Scientists say what sounds like science fiction has moved a step closer...
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Dreamcasting; The Inhumans

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2011, 12:47 am
So the new EWs (Entertainment Weekly) arrived yesterday featuring a cover story on The Avengers which was awesome, but the real news was dropped in one of those little boxes in the corner of the article. An Inumans movie is in the works! I know there are a ton of nerds that already know this but alo...
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Doomsayer Tunes-Mastodon; The Hunter

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2011, 5:31 pm
... not start it unless you have time to finish it, because you will not be able to turn it off. The album entitled The Hunter, is the bands best work yet. What’s crazy is that I say that each and every time they release a record. How ... had a ten strip and blunt, and a bottle of rum. Fuck! ...
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Three strikes for the New 52

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Sep 17, 2011, 3:37 am
So… I guess, after all my bitching and cater-wallin’ I should give my reviews of the New 52 that I have caved in and bought.It’s only three although I will pick up the new Animal man when the second printing arrives. Yes, they are selling well-in some places while in other places they are sitt...
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Al Bundy gets Walk of Fame star

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Aug 31, 2011, 3:09 am
Flanked by his two television wives Katey Sagal (Peg), and Sofia Viagra (some show hes on now), the founder of No’Mam has received his long overdue star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Christina Applegate was also on hand no word if Grandmaster B. was int he crowd unable to get past the velvet rope...
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Doomsayer Tunes; Freaks and Geeks, and the second coming of Bad Brains

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Aug 19, 2011, 2:41 am
So aside from all the movie reviews and meeting idols in L.A. I also made time to fill my ears with some new music that I would like to share with all you little Goatfuckers out there! First up the bat is a surprisingly amazing album from Troy (from Community), aka Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glove...
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52 Put Down

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Aug 10, 2011, 8:39 am
52 Put down! As we ebb closer and closer to the end of the month and the end of DC Comics as we know it, I guess I should finish ripping apart the 52 preview they released last month. Now I know there are those of you out there who feel I should wait and pass judgment after the books are released a...
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The King Mob and I

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Aug 8, 2011, 11:32 pm
Okay, it’s been over a week now since I met one of my heroes and idols Grant Morrison at a book signing in L.A. and I think I’ve finally processed it enough to write about it. For those who don’t know who that is; Grant Morrison is in my opinion the most prolific and greatest writer of all tim...
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Fast times in L.A.

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Aug 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
Fast times in L.A. Okay so I’ve been back from my two month long stint in Los Angeles for a few days now, it’s high time I try to write about my experience and try to contextualize the event. I tried to start off keeping a daily journal that I complied a few times into my “Cain-off-Kung-Fu, ...
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Me & the King

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jul 28, 2011, 6:15 am
Tomorrow I will meet King Mob. I am somewhere between a state of nervous excitement and self-fufilling destiny. It's hard to put into words how much this man means to me. He is the reason I have a felony and the reason I am in California right now. In many ways he was a catalyst that brought me to t...
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Captain America; The Review

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jul 22, 2011, 10:36 pm
Yes, I’m a little late with my Captain America review, but in my defense it was a midnight showing I went to and I because I’m in Los Angeles and don’t drive or have money for cabs, I ride the bus. Which means it took me over an hour to get home, then I slept till 1:PM (PST). Then I had to get...
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Borders is closing, the Democrats are all about Reagan, and Superman's Emo!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jul 21, 2011, 9:46 pm
Borders is closing, the Democrats are all about Reagan, and Superman’s Emo! It’s been quite an amazing week, a lot more has happened than some ancient old Emperor “almost” getting hit by a fake pie (only to be saved by his Crouching Tiger-or was it a Hidden Dragon?) Let’s start with the o...
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Attack the Block Now!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jul 14, 2011, 9:31 pm
I’ve been doing quite a bit of movie reviews over here as of late, but not without due. Yet of all the amazing films I have seen lately a few days ago I was lucky enough to see a film that blew them all out of the water! I had the fortune, and opportunity to see a screening of Attack the Block and...
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Fuck Obama (yeah right)

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jul 10, 2011, 12:32 pm
Fuck Obama (yeah right), yeah we're all disappointed Fuck Obama, fuck, Obama, yeah, yeah, that’s all you hear around the web these days! Whenever I read some little prick saying that my first question is; “Did you vote for him?” Of course their answer is always “Oh, no I would never vote f...
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3 Ways to save Comics Now!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jul 6, 2011, 9:03 pm
Wednesday used to be a day of celebration not that long ago. Yet ever since DC announced its big re-launch/reboot coming up in September, Wednesdays have become a somber countdown to the end of an era and the moment when I stop collecting the few DC books I currently buy. The common cry from the pro...
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Uncle Creepster to the Rescue!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jul 5, 2011, 4:18 am
So it's nearly 3 A.M. and I can't sleep, I can never sleep. I have to be totally tanked to pass out which isn't really like sleeping, I know! I'm getting older but I don't think I'm getting any wiser, just better about being stupid. For the last several day's I've been wandering around Los Angeles l...
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The Hero and the Madman!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jul 2, 2011, 12:17 am
Woke upthe next morning, and the sign on the bathroom mirror written in blood redlipstick said-“YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”   So I know you hate it when I express any selfdoubt. I’m supposed to be the strong one, but I’m not Scott Summers! So muchhas happened in the last month, but I’...
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Begs to question..?

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 29, 2011, 9:46 pm
So Marvel released some photos the other day of Bucky Barnes from the upcoming Captain America flick. For a second I’m going to put aside my anger at Chris Evans being both Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Johnny Storm (the Human Torch in the Fantastic Four movies). Bucky Barnes (for those unfam...
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The Holiest of Holy Part III; Oh Holy Night!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 27, 2011, 3:57 pm
The Holiest of Holy Part III By the time the sun was setting delirium had set in. She had not just set in though, she had built a two story bungalow and began to raise a family of three little delirious children who were playing stick ball with what was left of my mind. I had one hour sleep within ...
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The Holiest of Holy Pt. II

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 26, 2011, 7:03 pm
Holiest of Holy Part. II When I entered the great hall it was new and strange, not just to me but to all who had not been here yesterday! It was the second day of taping in the newly redesigned 40th anniversary set! Only Mattie and her broad had seen it before. It dripped and oozed with a 1970s sch...
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The Holiest of Holy Part 1

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 25, 2011, 3:31 am
The Holiest of Holy Part 1 I wish I could report to you that I won big on The Price Is Right yesterday, but alas I cannot. It was a 4% chance to get called to “come on down” to contestant row, and a 2% chance of actually getting to the stage. From there it was a 33.33333 chance to make it to th...
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All of this could be your's if the Price is Right!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 22, 2011, 1:39 pm
If you know anything about me, you know that I have more than a few obsessions. I watch wrestling like it’s my job, I swear by the restorative properties of Whiskey, and treat Peanut Butter as if it’s the only food in the world worth a damn. I also have remained faithfully obsessed with a band c...
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The Saga Continues….

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 19, 2011, 4:56 am
It’s 8:30 on a Friday night in L.A., and I’m at home. Not my home, but the place where I’m staying while I’m stuck here. I’ve got about $15 in the bank, and I’m monitoring EBay, trying to sell a pair of Stacy Adams Oak Madison’s I found on the bus! My whiskey is almost gone and I’m c...
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Everything IS terrible!-Duh!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 17, 2011, 3:15 am
So I’ve been on these guys nuts pretty hard for quite while now! And one look at their site and you can see why. It’s as if Goatfucker.com had a more productive viral video wing. These amazing geniuses take the absolutely worst VHS tapes of yester-yore and turn them into pure gold, pure fucking ...
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Big Ideas

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 14, 2011, 4:23 am
  I am gonna say this here because I know no one will read this, I know this because no matter how many clicks I get I will get no response, no one will leave a comment, and I won't gain any new followers (gods how I hate that word) the only things that will see this are bots that are looking for ...
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She said you always speak through music

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 9, 2011, 5:43 am
There is a quite desperation to each of our conversations, the universe is spiraling down into some sort of broken kaleidoscope. I don't know about you but it's hot in here. She say's with a coy smile, I hear her voice but I don't watch her lips move so I'm not sure it's coming from her. I can feel ...
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"Caine off Kung Fu" World Tour Diary pt. 3-7

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 8, 2011, 7:28 pm
It’s been a wild ride filled with ups, downs, mishaps, and missteps. I have officially been in side the Los Angeles city limits today at 8:30pm. I am almost broke, but my rent is secure, my return trip is ready, and I’ve still got half a loaf of bread and some peanut butter. I’ve had the fortu...
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James Dean and the Terminator got nothing on me!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 7, 2011, 9:50 pm
Hiked my Monkees ass all the way up to the Griffith Park Observatory to see where the Tereminator beat up those kids and stole that first leather jacket. Not to mention where James Dean infamously declared he would fight against what ever you got. I hiked all the way up there with minimal problem. W...
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"Caine off Kung-Fu" adventure blog; Day 2

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 3, 2011, 6:16 pm
“Caine off Kung-Fu” adventure blog; Day 2 | Thee Monkee Armada Word
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"Caine off Kung-Fu" adventure blog; Day 2

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Jun 3, 2011, 7:01 am
The empty beach! Where to start? Day two was really just day one, since I didn’t arrive in The City of Angels until 8:30 the night before. The bus ride wasn’t so much as grueling as it was excruciatingly boring and uneventful. There was some pretty scenery I drank a pint of Ancient Age, and cha...
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Monkey mind control

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - May 27, 2011, 8:30 pm
  Monkey mind control – The Scientist – Magazine of the Life Sciences While it has long been known that humans and other primates consciously control their brain activity in order to produce and regulate movement, recent studies of ADHD patients and others revealed that people can also cons...
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"We Love to Party" Summer movie season kicks off!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - May 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
There’s been a whole lot of going on at the Armada HQ, next week we’ll be taking the base camp down to L.A. for two months, so wish us luck in the city of Angels! In the meantime Summer movie-time is here! We love movies here, every since we were tiny little Monkees! We try to go each week, year...
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Saturday, May 14, 2011

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - May 14, 2011, 4:01 am
http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/17070/TOMWELLINGSHIRTRIP.jpg Amazing! simply amazing I think this is the best Supes we could ever hope for. This episode made me laugh, cry, and cheer out loud. I am flabergasted. This was spectacular
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It wouldn't be my life if it wasn't a Chaotic Mess!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - May 12, 2011, 2:36 am
Seriously there's no point in belaboring the fact. I can't have a normal life, I can't just chill and watch TV or read a book, or sleep in a normal bed. That would be too much to ask, it's not in the cards, I have to be constantly struggling or if not the universe will find a way to make me struggle...
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Adventures in Hyperspace

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Apr 27, 2011, 12:19 am
http://monkeearmada.tumblr.com/post/4850491922#notes   I enter the revolving room, I repeat the number; NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5 My head opens, my eyes are closed. Time travel is difficult but not imp...
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Weird little Gifs

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Apr 24, 2011, 2:43 am
Sometimes when I'm bored or just walking down the street, I come up with new band names that I think would sound cool if I ever started a band. But that would take effort, I would have to either learn to play and instrument or learn to sing one-and that ain't happening! Most recently (this morning) ...
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Just in time for Easter!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Apr 23, 2011, 11:33 pm
As Christians around the world prepare to celebrate their Zombie overlord with a giant pink rodent that lays eggs for children to find and trade in for candy You have this; Israel20to20Christians3A20Christ20is20a20Monkey20on20a20Cross20-20Salem-News.Com  
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Not monkeys, apes

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Apr 20, 2011, 2:57 am
Planet20of20the20Apes.20Not20ing20Monkeys20-20Apes207C20Science207C20guardian.co.uk
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Merry Juan A Dirtbags!

MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on - Apr 20, 2011, 2:45 am
  Happy 420 you Dirtbags! While  I am already quite high it's no more than my normal. Yesterday was an even more important day and I wrote this blog over on my Wordpress account so in case you missed it or don't even know I have a Wordpress account here it is! Today is a very important day;...
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