MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Jan 9, 2012, 10:06 pm
First off we would like to thank the good Doctor for lending us a hand while we were taking care of more pressing matters (like keeping a roof over our heads). I’m sure there are those of you out there who weren’t sure what to make of his left-handed path, or his calls to Midnight Ravers. Well, ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Jan 7, 2012, 4:19 am
Oh, Xanga...I had almost forgotten you existed. It has been so long since I have seen you. Every now and then I get a reminder in inbox that you are still out there but I usually forget to visit you. You and your insular community of infighting and silly (often racist) questions. I know we've never ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Sentinel - Jan 6, 2012, 10:45 pm
A Psychic Spider Monkey From Staten Island Will Predict the New Hampshire Primary Winner – New York News – Runnin’ Scared grandpa-monkey.jpg ​Following in the vaunted footsteps of Paul the Octopus (RIP!), Grandpa is a spider monkey who lives at the Staten Island Zoo who has been instilled wi...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Sentinel - Dec 31, 2011, 3:40 am
Banana-Sam2C20Adorable20Squirrel20Monkey2C20Stolen20from20S.F.20Zoo20-20San20Francisco20News20-20The20Snitch The San Francisco Zoo is scrambling to track down the person or people who brazenly stole an adult squirrel monkey from the zoo overnight. According to Tanya Peterson, executive directo...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Dec 31, 2011, 2:48 am
Well, it’s been a minute since my last post. Doesn’t seem like I’ve been missed by anyone but the spambots. I gotta work on that, perhaps I should do more self promotion, or perhaps I should just write more. Seriously, I should have been writing this whole time. I have been working a lot, but ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Sentinel - Nov 10, 2011, 3:46 am
The Royal Armada has taken over the Village of Mhasave in Satara, India. Let’s cheer our boys on! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!  
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Nov 2, 2011, 1:56 am
Welcome home Midnight Ravers, As far as secret fraternities of evil villains goes, this is a good one. The warm covenant of shame and degradation that sends marchers up the spines of us all. The walls have long since closed in. The strange scent of greasepaint, marijuana and grapes. I miss the days...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Oct 31, 2011, 1:59 pm
Greetings and salutations my Midnight Ravers,   Live transmission from the satellite heart; coming in for a landing somewhere on the other side of nothing. Peering in and pealing back the curtain, the Dr. arrives late but always on time. Like the divine baby Horus, “I have spoken with your name...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Oct 13, 2011, 4:03 am
The Return of Dr. Nihilist It is uncertain whether the good Dr. (as he is known) is a real person, or several people. He is an online persona that has existed before the internet. A Meta figure who contacted me through the mail back when I used to print a zine in the days when zines were cool. Acco...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Oct 12, 2011, 12:48 am
Perhaps it’s because I will be 12418.5 days old in 7 days that I have become so jaded. I will be 34 years old and in the last year of my marketing usefulness. No longer in the key 18-34 demographic that advertisers, television shows and movies are made for. I will be officially old and outdated. I...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Sentinel - Oct 7, 2011, 4:51 pm
Monkey study may bring robotic suits that restore mobility, touch to quadriplegics – HealthPop – CBS News (CBS) Imagine a robotic exoskeleton that restores to quadriplegics not only full movement but also the sense of touch. Scientists say what sounds like science fiction has moved a step closer...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Oct 1, 2011, 12:47 am
So the new EWs (Entertainment Weekly) arrived yesterday featuring a cover story on The Avengers which was awesome, but the real news was dropped in one of those little boxes in the corner of the article. An Inumans movie is in the works! I know there are a ton of nerds that already know this but alo...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Sep 23, 2011, 5:31 pm
... not start it unless you have time to finish it, because you will not be able to turn it off. The album entitled The Hunter, is the bands best work yet. What’s crazy is that I say that each and every time they release a record. How ... had a ten strip and blunt, and a bottle of rum. Fuck! ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Sep 17, 2011, 3:37 am
So… I guess, after all my bitching and cater-wallin’ I should give my reviews of the New 52 that I have caved in and bought.It’s only three although I will pick up the new Animal man when the second printing arrives. Yes, they are selling well-in some places while in other places they are sitt...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Aug 31, 2011, 3:09 am
Flanked by his two television wives Katey Sagal (Peg), and Sofia Viagra (some show hes on now), the founder of No’Mam has received his long overdue star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Christina Applegate was also on hand no word if Grandmaster B. was int he crowd unable to get past the velvet rope...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Aug 19, 2011, 2:41 am
So aside from all the movie reviews and meeting idols in L.A. I also made time to fill my ears with some new music that I would like to share with all you little Goatfuckers out there! First up the bat is a surprisingly amazing album from Troy (from Community), aka Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glove...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Aug 10, 2011, 8:39 am
52 Put down! As we ebb closer and closer to the end of the month and the end of DC Comics as we know it, I guess I should finish ripping apart the 52 preview they released last month. Now I know there are those of you out there who feel I should wait and pass judgment after the books are released a...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Aug 8, 2011, 11:32 pm
Okay, it’s been over a week now since I met one of my heroes and idols Grant Morrison at a book signing in L.A. and I think I’ve finally processed it enough to write about it. For those who don’t know who that is; Grant Morrison is in my opinion the most prolific and greatest writer of all tim...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Aug 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
Fast times in L.A. Okay so I’ve been back from my two month long stint in Los Angeles for a few days now, it’s high time I try to write about my experience and try to contextualize the event. I tried to start off keeping a daily journal that I complied a few times into my “Cain-off-Kung-Fu, ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Jul 28, 2011, 6:15 am
Tomorrow I will meet King Mob. I am somewhere between a state of nervous excitement and self-fufilling destiny. It's hard to put into words how much this man means to me. He is the reason I have a felony and the reason I am in California right now. In many ways he was a catalyst that brought me to t...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jul 22, 2011, 10:36 pm
Yes, I’m a little late with my Captain America review, but in my defense it was a midnight showing I went to and I because I’m in Los Angeles and don’t drive or have money for cabs, I ride the bus. Which means it took me over an hour to get home, then I slept till 1:PM (PST). Then I had to get...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jul 21, 2011, 9:46 pm
Borders is closing, the Democrats are all about Reagan, and Superman’s Emo! It’s been quite an amazing week, a lot more has happened than some ancient old Emperor “almost” getting hit by a fake pie (only to be saved by his Crouching Tiger-or was it a Hidden Dragon?) Let’s start with the o...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Jul 14, 2011, 9:31 pm
I’ve been doing quite a bit of movie reviews over here as of late, but not without due. Yet of all the amazing films I have seen lately a few days ago I was lucky enough to see a film that blew them all out of the water! I had the fortune, and opportunity to see a screening of Attack the Block and...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jul 10, 2011, 12:32 pm
Fuck Obama (yeah right), yeah we're all disappointed Fuck Obama, fuck, Obama, yeah, yeah, that’s all you hear around the web these days! Whenever I read some little prick saying that my first question is; “Did you vote for him?” Of course their answer is always “Oh, no I would never vote f...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jul 6, 2011, 9:03 pm
Wednesday used to be a day of celebration not that long ago. Yet ever since DC announced its big re-launch/reboot coming up in September, Wednesdays have become a somber countdown to the end of an era and the moment when I stop collecting the few DC books I currently buy. The common cry from the pro...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Jul 5, 2011, 4:18 am
So it's nearly 3 A.M. and I can't sleep, I can never sleep. I have to be totally tanked to pass out which isn't really like sleeping, I know! I'm getting older but I don't think I'm getting any wiser, just better about being stupid. For the last several day's I've been wandering around Los Angeles l...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Jul 2, 2011, 12:17 am
Woke upthe next morning, and the sign on the bathroom mirror written in blood redlipstick said-“YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”   So I know you hate it when I express any selfdoubt. I’m supposed to be the strong one, but I’m not Scott Summers! So muchhas happened in the last month, but I’...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Jun 29, 2011, 9:46 pm
So Marvel released some photos the other day of Bucky Barnes from the upcoming Captain America flick. For a second I’m going to put aside my anger at Chris Evans being both Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Johnny Storm (the Human Torch in the Fantastic Four movies). Bucky Barnes (for those unfam...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jun 27, 2011, 3:57 pm
The Holiest of Holy Part III By the time the sun was setting delirium had set in. She had not just set in though, she had built a two story bungalow and began to raise a family of three little delirious children who were playing stick ball with what was left of my mind. I had one hour sleep within ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jun 26, 2011, 7:03 pm
Holiest of Holy Part. II When I entered the great hall it was new and strange, not just to me but to all who had not been here yesterday! It was the second day of taping in the newly redesigned 40th anniversary set! Only Mattie and her broad had seen it before. It dripped and oozed with a 1970s sch...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jun 25, 2011, 3:31 am
The Holiest of Holy Part 1 I wish I could report to you that I won big on The Price Is Right yesterday, but alas I cannot. It was a 4% chance to get called to “come on down” to contestant row, and a 2% chance of actually getting to the stage. From there it was a 33.33333 chance to make it to th...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Jun 22, 2011, 1:39 pm
If you know anything about me, you know that I have more than a few obsessions. I watch wrestling like it’s my job, I swear by the restorative properties of Whiskey, and treat Peanut Butter as if it’s the only food in the world worth a damn. I also have remained faithfully obsessed with a band c...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jun 19, 2011, 4:56 am
It’s 8:30 on a Friday night in L.A., and I’m at home. Not my home, but the place where I’m staying while I’m stuck here. I’ve got about $15 in the bank, and I’m monitoring EBay, trying to sell a pair of Stacy Adams Oak Madison’s I found on the bus! My whiskey is almost gone and I’m c...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Goatfucker.com - Jun 17, 2011, 3:15 am
So I’ve been on these guys nuts pretty hard for quite while now! And one look at their site and you can see why. It’s as if Goatfucker.com had a more productive viral video wing. These amazing geniuses take the absolutely worst VHS tapes of yester-yore and turn them into pure gold, pure fucking ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Jun 14, 2011, 4:23 am
  I am gonna say this here because I know no one will read this, I know this because no matter how many clicks I get I will get no response, no one will leave a comment, and I won't gain any new followers (gods how I hate that word) the only things that will see this are bots that are looking for ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Jun 9, 2011, 5:43 am
There is a quite desperation to each of our conversations, the universe is spiraling down into some sort of broken kaleidoscope. I don't know about you but it's hot in here. She say's with a coy smile, I hear her voice but I don't watch her lips move so I'm not sure it's coming from her. I can feel ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jun 8, 2011, 7:28 pm
It’s been a wild ride filled with ups, downs, mishaps, and missteps. I have officially been in side the Los Angeles city limits today at 8:30pm. I am almost broke, but my rent is secure, my return trip is ready, and I’ve still got half a loaf of bread and some peanut butter. I’ve had the fortu...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jun 7, 2011, 9:50 pm
Hiked my Monkees ass all the way up to the Griffith Park Observatory to see where the Tereminator beat up those kids and stole that first leather jacket. Not to mention where James Dean infamously declared he would fight against what ever you got. I hiked all the way up there with minimal problem. W...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Jun 3, 2011, 6:16 pm
“Caine off Kung-Fu” adventure blog; Day 2 | Thee Monkee Armada Word
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - Jun 3, 2011, 7:01 am
The empty beach! Where to start? Day two was really just day one, since I didn’t arrive in The City of Angels until 8:30 the night before. The bus ride wasn’t so much as grueling as it was excruciatingly boring and uneventful. There was some pretty scenery I drank a pint of Ancient Age, and cha...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Sentinel - May 27, 2011, 8:30 pm
  Monkey mind control – The Scientist – Magazine of the Life Sciences While it has long been known that humans and other primates consciously control their brain activity in order to produce and regulate movement, recent studies of ADHD patients and others revealed that people can also cons...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Word - May 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
There’s been a whole lot of going on at the Armada HQ, next week we’ll be taking the base camp down to L.A. for two months, so wish us luck in the city of Angels! In the meantime Summer movie-time is here! We love movies here, every since we were tiny little Monkees! We try to go each week, year...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - May 14, 2011, 4:01 am
http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/17070/TOMWELLINGSHIRTRIP.jpg Amazing! simply amazing I think this is the best Supes we could ever hope for. This episode made me laugh, cry, and cheer out loud. I am flabergasted. This was spectacular
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - May 12, 2011, 2:36 am
Seriously there's no point in belaboring the fact. I can't have a normal life, I can't just chill and watch TV or read a book, or sleep in a normal bed. That would be too much to ask, it's not in the cards, I have to be constantly struggling or if not the universe will find a way to make me struggle...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Apr 27, 2011, 12:19 am
http://monkeearmada.tumblr.com/post/4850491922#notes   I enter the revolving room, I repeat the number; NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5 My head opens, my eyes are closed. Time travel is difficult but not imp...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Apr 24, 2011, 2:43 am
Sometimes when I'm bored or just walking down the street, I come up with new band names that I think would sound cool if I ever started a band. But that would take effort, I would have to either learn to play and instrument or learn to sing one-and that ain't happening! Most recently (this morning) ...
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Sentinel - Apr 23, 2011, 11:33 pm
As Christians around the world prepare to celebrate their Zombie overlord with a giant pink rodent that lays eggs for children to find and trade in for candy You have this; Israel20to20Christians3A20Christ20is20a20Monkey20on20a20Cross20-20Salem-News.Com  
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on Thee Monkee Armada Sentinel - Apr 20, 2011, 2:57 am
Planet20of20the20Apes.20Not20ing20Monkeys20-20Apes207C20Science207C20guardian.co.uk
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MonkeeAramda h. posted an article on MonkeeAramda's Xanga Site - Apr 20, 2011, 2:45 am
  Happy 420 you Dirtbags! While  I am already quite high it's no more than my normal. Yesterday was an even more important day and I wrote this blog over on my Wordpress account so in case you missed it or don't even know I have a Wordpress account here it is! Today is a very important day;...
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