my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Nov 26, 2009, 5:03 am
Are YOU having delivery problems with YOUR Chinese supplier? Deadlines missed? Delivery dates passing by with no sign of your goods? Well then, listen up schmucks. This is how it is done… 1. ...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Nov 15, 2009, 7:37 pm
Dear China Eastern Airlines, I owe you an apology, and I can see from the expression on your face that you need an explanation, too. That seems fair. I took one of your flights recently, and that...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Nov 4, 2009, 12:25 am
I have a reputation for not putting enough effort into describing items I sell on ebay, so this time I’m going to be very clear in describing the item. The pictures above appear to be of some t...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Oct 30, 2009, 4:44 am
Dear Chinese People, Would it fucking kill you to maybe just smile once in a blue moon? Granted, being Chinese you probably don’t have a hell of a lot to smile about, but there are plenty of o...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Oct 18, 2009, 2:59 am
Laowai, please note: In case you missed it, October 1st has been and gone. It is now, therefore, cold. You should wrap warmly in no less than three layers every time you go out, and even when you are...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Oct 9, 2009, 3:57 am
LITERARY LUNCH Fruity Whackjob Gavin Menzies: The Chinese Contribution to Global History Friday, October 16, 12.30pm RMB 188, includes rotting tofu for lunch RSVP reservations@propaganda.dept.cn...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Oct 7, 2009, 10:31 pm
All has been harmonious in the Celestial Kingdom this week. The ardent nationalism and military displays have shown the world that China is interested in a ‘peaceful rise’, and the citizen...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Sep 30, 2009, 11:01 am
I’m constantly being reminded that China is the most ancient country in the world. It’s something that people are obliged to mention at least once every time they meet a foreigner. “...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Sep 27, 2009, 11:01 am
Good day to you, my little Beijing Ducks! Early last week I was sitting on the patio, sipping a nice drop of Krug Grande Cuvée, and watching my MrsMyLaowai mow the lawn. Mrs WangXiaoJie from next do...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Sep 23, 2009, 10:26 pm
You may have wondered why things have been so quiet around here. Wonder no longer, schmucks! Great artists require peace and quiet in which to perform their wondrous feats of magnificence, and Team My...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Sep 20, 2009, 11:14 am
Hello my little Szechuan Chickens! Over the weekend I met a wonderful young Shanghainese girl. Things were proceeding very nicely indeed, when I asked her if I was the first man she’d ever loved...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Sep 7, 2009, 4:37 am
Last year I received this email from a reader: Hey Dude, terrific site. If you could, please inform me as best you can, the preconceptions China has toward people of color. What are you observations ...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Aug 31, 2009, 11:01 am
Dear Filipino people, By now you must surely be aware that it is September, the first month after June that ends in -er. Therefore, and ergo, it is time to put up your Christmas decorations. After al...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Aug 28, 2009, 7:04 pm
There are some people who, were this the post-WWII period, would no doubt be busy explaining themselves to UNWCC (the United Nations War Crimes Commission). I refer, of course, to those people who hav...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Aug 24, 2009, 12:08 am
By now, some of you may have heard the rumours that MyLaowai is soon to release a book. I certainly hope you’ve heard the rumours, because I’ve been working hard to spread them all over th...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Aug 22, 2009, 9:32 am
Created by Bar Stools. A Conservative Estimate.
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Aug 19, 2009, 7:26 am
On a positive note, when people in the neighbouring building choose to engage in acts of the most appalling sexual depravity, my pair of 15
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Aug 14, 2009, 9:45 am
Dear Chinese girls, So you want to marry a laowai huh? Well, there is quite a bit of work for you ladies to do as well before you are even close to being suitable LONG TERM partners. Yes, that’...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Aug 13, 2009, 1:22 am
There was a very good Op-Ed piece in the Sydney Morning Herald the other day, by a bloke named Peter Hartcher. You can find it here. In it, he talks about China’s behaviour towards Australia of ...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Aug 11, 2009, 10:31 am
I’ve got nothing to say. Which is to say, I’ve plenty to say. China: 5,000 years and still developing. Guest post required to fill the gap…
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Aug 3, 2009, 1:56 am
Dear Chinese boys, It has come to my attention that many of you are quite upset about the fact that ‘your’ Chinese girls are more attracted to ‘foreigner’ boys than they are t...
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my l. posted an article on MyLaowai - Jul 27, 2009, 1:58 am
The recent examinations are over, and now three quarters of a million young men and women are anxiously waiting to hear whether they have been accepted for this years intake into the Chinese Imperial ...
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