Nancy P.

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Ode to Nature

Nancy P. posted an article on - Nov 23, 2011, 12:31 am
Ode to nature View more presentations from Bryagh
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Broken? Fix it and share.

Nancy P. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2011, 11:23 pm
Are you good at fixing things up? If you are, wouldn't it be great if you could share your expertise online? What for? Just imagine the number of devices you can save from ending up in the dumpsters earlier than it should. That should make you feel like a eco friendly hero, right? Like that feel...
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How's Ole Blue doing?

Nancy P. posted an article on - Oct 21, 2011, 4:10 am
From My InBox: A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up...
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The baboon

Nancy P. posted an article on - Oct 20, 2011, 11:35 pm
From My InBox: A priest is driving down the road in Cape Point when he comes across a baboon lying dead on the road. He contacts the police to inform them of his find. A cocky black desk sergeant laughed and said "did you give it the last rites ". "No" said the priest "I thought I'd inform his nex...
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What is the worst age to be?

Nancy P. posted an article on - Oct 19, 2011, 9:52 pm
From The Laughter Club: "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing happens." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxat...
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SUPPORT "LEARN SCIENCE AND MATHEMATICS IN ENGLISH (PPSMI)"

Nancy P. posted an article on - Oct 19, 2011, 3:14 am
When technology is always changing, is it logical for Malaysian government to establish a RM2 million fund to publish advanced academic books on science and technology in the Malay language? The right thing to do is to encourage learning of science and technology in English so that we can catch up...
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Waste incinerator can cause...

Nancy P. posted an article on - Oct 14, 2011, 3:59 am
Waste incinerator can cause pollution? Is that your answer? I have another fact for you which I picked up from Ananda Lee Tan of Global Alliance for Incinerator Alternatives. Eight years ago, Harrisburg, the capital of Pennsylvania, guaranteed a $125 million loan to rebuild the city's waste incine...
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Apple and Jobs

Nancy P. posted an article on - Oct 14, 2011, 12:52 am
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My bitter half.......

Nancy P. posted an article on - Oct 11, 2011, 9:15 pm
From My InBox: Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband. "Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours! The are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman. Before Marriage and After Marriage. My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences. He Thought He Was God, and I D...
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What causes arthritis?

Nancy P. posted an article on - Oct 8, 2011, 10:50 am
From My InBox: A drunken man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man...
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Irish Burial at Sea

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 26, 2011, 2:27 am
From My InBox: Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their r...
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LIFE' THOUGHTS BY 'DUCKY

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 26, 2011, 1:04 am
From The Laughter Club. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. How come we choose from just two people t...
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Free learning at Khan Academy

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 14, 2011, 1:35 am
You can save on paying tuition fees if you allow your children to learn online at Khan Academy. What can they learn there? Plenty as there are over 2400 videos from arithmetic to physics, and finance to learn from. And you don't have to pay anything because the project is funded by Bill Gates Found...
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NOT EVERYONE CAN TELL JOKES

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 11, 2011, 10:09 pm
From My InBox: A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause!! A week later...
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just for laughs

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2011, 9:39 pm
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.     Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.  Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a conv...
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Loving Couple

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2011, 9:36 pm
An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Darling, Honey, My Love, Pumpkin, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were st...
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Two Woodpeckers

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2011, 9:29 pm
... confused. How is it that theCanadian woodpeckerwas able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpeckerwas able to peckthe Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:Apparently, Tiger Woo...
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E-Cycling? Copy this.

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2011, 5:33 am
What can you do if you would like manufacturers or suppliers to take back outdated or out of order electronic products they sell? Stop! Don't bother cracking your head up for answers. Take a leaf from Texas Campaign for the Environment (TCE) and have some fun following suit:
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Two women were playing golf

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 7, 2011, 11:30 pm
From The Laughter Club: Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in ...
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National Symbol; pick your fav country

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 7, 2011, 11:22 pm
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What's drowning like?

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 7, 2011, 12:43 am
What's drowning like? This is a question I never thought of asking until I read a newsletter from Dr Ben Kim. It reminded me of a near drowning experience I had as a kid, which was exactly what was described in this video. Watch it and you may save a life one day. Drowning signs aren't like the m...
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Smile.....

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 6, 2011, 11:59 pm
From My InBox: #avg_ls_inline_popup { position:absolute; z-index:9999; padding: 0px 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; width: 240px; overflow: hidden; word-wrap: break-word; color: black; font-size: 10px; text-align: left; line-height: 13px;}
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Save RM2 per month

Nancy P. posted an article on - Sep 6, 2011, 2:36 am
Pay your TM Streamyx Internet Bill by Visa credit card through auto pay facilities provided by TM and save RM2 per month plus a chance to win a prize. To be eligible for TM Autopay Visa promotion, you need to: 1) be a subscriber to TM products and services. 2) be a principal or supplementary Visa ...
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Larry Is In The Hospital . . . ....

Nancy P. posted an article on - Aug 24, 2011, 11:53 pm
From The Laughter Club: Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo"? she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on m...
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New Treatment For Sunburn

Nancy P. posted an article on - Aug 24, 2011, 9:40 pm
Read this with a pinch of salt and laugh. From The Laughter Club Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn - A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for sever al hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital , and was promptly a...
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A Cardiologist's Funeral

Nancy P. posted an article on - Aug 23, 2011, 5:51 am
From My InBox: A Cardiologist's Funeral A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life....... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the h...
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What Are Words

Nancy P. posted an article on - Aug 3, 2011, 11:45 pm
Subscribe to newsletter from Dr Ben Kim and this will be one of the stuff you will stumble upon.  http://drbenkim.com/what-are-words-chris-medina.htm From My InBox: A video featuring the story of Chris Medina and his fiancee, Julie, who suffered brain damage in a car accident shortly before they ...
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Maxis "Friend Finder" not friendly

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jul 22, 2011, 4:52 am
Are you using Maxis "Friend Finder" service?  If you are, it is time to stop because you should not be paying to get the wrong answers.     Cooking lunch for my hubby today, I thought I should check on "Friend Finder" to see if he is already on the way back before cooking the vegetable.  I know...
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An actual AD in the paper...

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jul 22, 2011, 3:54 am
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last. Date: ...
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Bumper sticker of the Year

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jul 22, 2011, 3:52 am
From My InBox: #avg_ls_inline_popup { position:absolute; z-index:9999; padding: 0px 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; width: 240px; overflow: hidden; word-wrap: break-word; color: black; font-size: 10px; text-align: left; line-height: 13px;}
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The Pilot and the Priest

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jul 22, 2011, 3:50 am
From My InBox: A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the K...
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Nurses don't laugh

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jul 22, 2011, 3:48 am
#avg_ls_inline_popup { position:absolute; z-index:9999; padding: 0px 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; width: 240px; overflow: hidden; word-wrap: break-word; color: black; font-size: 10px; text-align: left; line-height: 13pxFrom My InBox: "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse....
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Mongolian song, "Mother in the Dream"

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jul 20, 2011, 11:31 pm
Do you know what it feels like to love someone who is no longer around?  Let Uudam, a 12-year-old Mongolian boy, express this feeling in a Mongolian song, "Mother in the Dream", which he sang at "China Got Talent". Love your parents when they are still around to love and care for you. For those w...
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Un peu d'anglais! (Some English!)

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jul 1, 2011, 4:06 am
From My InBox: We've all talked to this guy...At Last....A Picture of Him. Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujib...
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Message for Adultrers

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jun 26, 2011, 4:25 am
I received this email recently... Thought for the dayA wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time. He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crow...
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The 13th Malaysian general election

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jun 21, 2011, 3:59 am
Per Wikipedia, the 13th Malaysian general election must be held in 2013 or before 2013.  Malaysians, have you registered to vote? To check on your voting status, you can call the headquarters of the Election Commission or the State Election Officers at Tel : 03-88856500 or do it online at the follo...
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BEWARE MESSAGE FOR OLDER MEN !!!

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jun 16, 2011, 12:00 am
From My InBox Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up'... for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot...
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An Ode To English Plurals

Nancy P. posted an article on - Jun 8, 2011, 3:31 am
Warning:  Not to be shown to children with poor results in English or it will be used as a reason to explain why they can't do better. From My InBox: An Ode To English Plurals We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.One fowl is a goos...
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Church Bulletins

Nancy P. posted an article on - May 31, 2011, 5:05 am
From My InBox: Church Ladies With typewriters. . . They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: -----------------------------...
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BEWARE MESSAGE FOR OLDER MEN !!!

Nancy P. posted an article on - May 31, 2011, 3:19 am
From My InBox Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up'... for those men who may be regular customers at Lo...
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Mistakes? Not to be repeated!

Nancy P. posted an article on - May 25, 2011, 5:46 am
Citarum River in Indonesia make it to Wikipedia. What could it be famous for? See for yourself. Citarum river View more presentations from Vidoca Lest you don't mind your country getting such a mention, let's learn from mistakes of past developments and bad governance.
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Being Religiously Green

Nancy P. posted an article on - May 25, 2011, 3:35 am
What has drinking beer got to do with this building in Thailand? Thailand (Temple Wat Pa) View more presentations from shvax The building is in the drinking and in this case in the form of a temple where one can seek spiritual abundance from the abandoned.
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Ladies, beware when you are at shopping complex's toilet

Nancy P. posted an article on - May 25, 2011, 3:17 am
Story not verified but better safe than sorry. From My InBox: Dear ladies beware of the latest tactic of bag-snatch. Last Wednesday 21.07.10 @ I 8.15 p.m, I was at Berjaya Times Square toilet. Someone quietly walked in  & I thought it was my daughter trying to frighten me. I was expecting my daug...
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Understanding English grammar

Nancy P. posted an article on - May 18, 2011, 3:43 am
Looking out for interesting way to pick up English grammar?  Try this. If this Indian teacher has generated an interest to learn more, check out English Grammar for more lessons.
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A NOVEL EXPERIENCE

Nancy P. posted an article on - May 18, 2011, 2:57 am
From My InBox: He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room.  Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.  He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.     "Just re...
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TAXI

Nancy P. posted an article on - May 11, 2011, 4:55 am
From My InBox: This is a lovely touching story. TAXI I arrived at the address where someone had requested a taxi. I honked but no one came out. I honked again, nothing. So I walked to the door and knocked. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged acros...
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WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Nancy P. posted an article on - May 6, 2011, 2:55 am
From My InBox: Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands....
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Shopping? Go find coupons.

Nancy P. posted an article on - Apr 29, 2011, 5:42 am
I just discovered from shopping at Giant that the staff there don't usually highlight the promotions going on in the supermarket. If you check out newspaper like "The Star", you can find many promotional ads there.  Through one of these ads I managed to buy Family Choice 3 litre size Canola Oil for...
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A New Life From Old

Nancy P. posted an article on - Apr 27, 2011, 5:42 am
Guess what these are made off? Tyres! Did you see it? I do not know who the artist is as I received these images in an email. Look at what this person can create with old tires. What could that be for? Free flower pots for the garden! That looks good. Don't you think so too?
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Handling Stress

Nancy P. posted an article on - Apr 27, 2011, 4:29 am
From My InBox: A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'..... she fooled them all... "How heavy is this glass of...
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